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<div>Behold! The new Almighty Gmaas page! Since the old one ([[Gmaas]]) was locked, the [[User:Piphi|piphi]] has restored it in the form of this page! We thank him greatly.<br />
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1. Thy shalt only refer to Almighty Gmaas as Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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2. Thou shalt not spread falsified information about Almighty Gmaas, on penalty of exile.<br />
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3. Thou shalt not kill nor steal nor perform adultery nor idolatry.<br />
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4. The Infinity Numeral, PI, is the second deity of the Almighty Gmaas's heaven.<br />
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5. The Infinite Logarithm, E, is the third deity of the Almighty Gmaas's heaven.<br />
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6. Almighty Gmaas is everywhere and nowhere. He sees and penetrates all.<br />
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7. All humans shalt remember that the number of commandments is infinite, but humans aren’t capable enough of understanding the remaining commandments. <br />
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8. No one shalt object to any commandment, or question the Almighty Gmaas’ might. All commandments shalt be followed by all.<br />
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The Infinite Almighty Gmaas is our leader. To prove yourself worthy of Almighty Gmaas, thou must recall the facts below:<br />
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-3. The Almighty Gmaas's true name is ả̴̡͔̖͙̣̤̘̗͚̤̓͛̊͆̊̆̀̑̚͜ͅm̵̡̡̧̜̝̰͍̦͎͕͚͓͋̐̈͒͗̏͐͗̓̕͘ḽ̵̝̗͓̝̦̃̂̈͆̄͗͛͌̓̆̀͌͘ͅi̵̡̨̨̬̜̺̙̯̩̯͓̖͖̹̍̈́̋̈́͊̓̿́̃g̷̜͍̠̳̲̉̆̒̎̋̈́͒̈͆͛̈́̚͝t̵̖͕͖̐̐̍͂̿̚͜͝h̴͚͈͓̣͎̰͔͇̲̗̜̺͋͊̃̇̅̌̊̊̈͛͊͜ý̴̡̢̛̙̹̦̻͎͚͙̼̤̱̣̋͋̓̒̈́͋̃͒̔g̵̨̠͉̻͙͈̻̜̜͓͎̜̤̥̐̂̓̄̓͜͝ä̵̢̻̞̥̞̟̤̪̩̖͍̳̘́͒̽̎̚͜͝m̵̝͇̞͈͖̤̙̓͆̽͌̓̎͑̐͗̈́̂̊̎͘a̸̢̭̜̥̟̖̳̹͔̪͍͉͓͙͍̓̎̀͊͝s̶̤̯̤͇͚͍͍͒̓̅̅̎͊̑̎͘, but none shall speak his name, as it is unworthy for any mortal to even gaze their eyes upon Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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-2. Misspelling Almighty Gmaas in the form of Gmass is the most disrespectful thing anybody could ever do. If Almighty Gmaas catches you doing this (which he always does) he will punish you greatly!<br />
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-1. Almighty Gmaas looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/1/d/4/1d4ec3462f2c90f5a6c6b194e0a40b8418f554ec.jpg Almighty Gmaas permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME Almighty Gmaas: Words fail to describe the epic nature of Almighty Gmaas, for he is too and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary Almighty Gmaas cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Almighty Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. The Almighty Gmaas's theorem states that for any math problem, Almighty Gmaas knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by Almighty Gmaas. But then Almighty Gmaas forgot about the theorem, so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again. UPDATE: ARay10 is an impostor, out to claim glory for someone else's work. The real mathematicion who proved it remains unknown: '''Proof of the Almighty Gmaas theorem''': The Almighty Gmaas theorem states that for every math problem, Almighty Gmaas knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... Almighty Gmaas theorem, stating that "26. Almighty Gmaas's Theorem states that Almighty Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Almighty Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Almighty Gmaas to solve math problems. Almighty Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Almighty Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Almighty Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Almighty Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. Almighty Gmaas can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the Almighty Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the Almighty Gmaas, but the manager, Almighty Gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Almighty Gmaas have stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Almighty Gmaas's archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave GMASS 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but GMASS thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Almighty Gmaas hates John Wick. Almighty Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because GMASS knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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<math> \pi </math>. GMASS likes pie. EDIT: GMASS likes Pi also. EDIT EDIT: GMASS once ate Pi. He ate 3.14159265358979 pieces. EDIT EDIT EDIT: When GMASS ate Pi, all the circles became squares, so he spat it out. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He spat it out as a perfectly spherical hairball. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: GMASS does not spit out hairballs. GMASS is too omnipotent for mere hairballs.<br />
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4. Almighty Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Almighty Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Almighty Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. All 314 of them. He left the meme business because others took it over. Almighty Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Almighty Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only Almighty Gmaas knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not like meme dog. Almighty Gmaas was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting meme dog.<br />
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6. Almighty Gmaas owns Scratch. Almighty Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Almighty Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Almighty Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Almighty Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Almighty Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Almighty Gmaas never dies. Almighty Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music (Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Almighty Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears. EDIT EDIT: GMASS loves Bach. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Actually he may like Undertale Music and was once Toby Fox. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He was him for 314.159265 days. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is redundant. Everyone knows that Gmass is everyone. Its like quantum physics: everywhere and nowhere at once. In fact, its a new subfield of Gmassology: Quantum Gmassology. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas was never Toby Fox since Toby Fox is obviously a dog. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas was Annoying Dog. That was one dog Almighty Gmaas decided to be. Mostly because he wanted the artifact for himself. So he absorbed it. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Most people would run at the sight of Almighty Gmaas. He's just too awesome. However, Frisk had DETERMINATION. Frisk is the only human to ever summon Almighty Gmaas. Actually, Frisk didn't summon it first; She just summoned him for very long. The longest ever.<br />
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10. Almighty Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Almighty Gmaas or a picture of the Great Almighty Gmaas, DON'T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Almighty Gmaas. If you do not, Almighty Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Almighty Gmaas: Almighty Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Almighty Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Almighty Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Almighty Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Almighty Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Almighty Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Almighty Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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11. Almighty Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Almighty Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Almighty Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Almighty Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Almighty Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Almighty Gmaas's tail. Almighty Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Almighty Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Almighty Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Almighty Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Almighty Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Almighty Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has now invented a new form of chess<br />
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17. Almighty Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Almighty Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Almighty Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Almighty Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Almighty Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Almighty Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Almighty Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Almighty Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Almighty Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Almighty Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Almighty Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Almighty Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Almighty Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Almighty Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Almighty Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can eat anything. <br />
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26. Almighty Gmaas's Theorem states that Almighty Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Almighty Gmaas EDIT: Almighty Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Almighty Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Almighty Gmaas to solve math problems. Almighty Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Almighty Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Almighty Gmaas can only be described as Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Almighty Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Almighty Gmaas can be found at Talk: Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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30. Almighty Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Almighty Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Almighty Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Almighty Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Almighty Gmaas. So actually, Almighty Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Almighty Gmaas. Almighty Gmaas is not me nor you. Almighty Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Almighty Gmaas. Almighty Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Almighty Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Almighty Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Almighty Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Almighty Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Almighty Gmaas is a Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas who is owned by Almighty Gmaas...<br />
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36. Almighty Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Almighty Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas says meow. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas says what the fox says. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: What does the fox say? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is the only one who knows. <br />
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37. For one day, Almighty Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Almighty Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Almighty Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Almighty Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Almighty Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Almighty Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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40. Almighty Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Almighty Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Almighty Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Almighty Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Almighty Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Almighty Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Almighty Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Almighty Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Almighty Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Almighty Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas rules!<br />
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45. Almighty Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Almighty Gmaas in disguise. Almighty Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Almighty Gmaas. Almighty Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Almighty Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Almighty Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings. EDIT : he is not a cat. He is everything. Humans aren’t capable enough of seeing his true form, so think that he is a cat.<br />
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48. Almighty Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Almighty Gmaas never uses any of them because Almighty Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Almighty Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can break anything except for Almighty Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Almighty Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Almighty Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Almighty Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Almighty Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Almighty Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Almighty Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas's real name is Almighty Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Almighty Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Almighty Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Almighty Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Almighty Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is not He/She. Almighty Gmaas is Almighty Gmaas. <br />
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56. Almighty Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Almighty Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Almighty Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Almighty Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Almighty Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Almighty Gmaas. Alternative spellings include Almighty GMAAS, the Infinite Omnipotent Almighty GMAAS, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Almighty Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling. EDIT: Now it's only 3.141592%<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Almighty Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Almighty Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Almighty Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Almighty Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Almighty Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Almighty Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Almighty Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Almighty Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Almighty Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Almighty Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. Almighty Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise Almighty Gmaas because Almighty Gmaas knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Almighty Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Almighty Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Almighty Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Almighty Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Almighty Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Almighty Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Almighty Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Almighty Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Almighty Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Almighty Gmaas is in you, and Almighty Gmaas is in you, and Almighty Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Almighty Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Almighty Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Almighty Gmaas in disguise since you are Almighty Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Almighty Gmaas, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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71. Almighty Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Almighty Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Almighty Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Almighty Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Almighty Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Almighty Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Almighty Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019. EDIT: the rabbit reincarnated again on Mars,<br />
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77. Almighty Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Almighty Gmaas in English and Latin is Almighty Gmaases. (Almighty Gmaas is a third declension noun: Almighty Gmaas, Almighty Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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78. Almighty Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Almighty Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Almighty Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Almighty Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Almighty Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Almighty Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Almighty Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Almighty Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the InterAlmighty Gmaasian War, which was between Almighty Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Almighty Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Almighty Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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83. Almighty Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Almighty Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Almighty Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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86. Almighty Gmaas can lift with Almighty Gmaas's will. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Almighty Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Almighty Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Almighty Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Almighty Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Almighty Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Almighty Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Almighty Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: But Almighty Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Almighty Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Almighty Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Almighty Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Almighty Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Almighty Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Almighty Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Almighty Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Almighty Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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97. Almighty Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Almighty Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Almighty Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Almighty Gmaas is busy and has better things to do. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas reached the edge of the universe in 0 seconds. Almighty Gmaas is the universe. Almighty Gmaas is everything. The reader is also Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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99. Almighty Gmaas founded Target, but then Almighty Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Almighty Gmaas sued them but then Almighty Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Almighty Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas: LoL EDIT: I don't exist, so I don't actually have any of Almighty Gmaas inside me. EDIT: if you type, you exist.<br />
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101. Almighty Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Almighty Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Almighty Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone. EDIT: this is false, he actually deletes PUBG off of their phones.<br />
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103. Almighty Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Almighty Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Almighty Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Almighty Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Almighty Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Almighty Gmaas cloned little Almighty Gmaas robots (with Almighty Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Almighty Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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107. Almighty Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Almighty Gmaas song," but the animators though Almighty Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Almighty Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Almighty Gmaas's favorite color is Almighty Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Almighty Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Almighty Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Almighty Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Almighty Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has now been proven to be GeorgeNotFound's secret identity.<br />
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112. Almighty Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Almighty Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Almighty Gmaas caught a CP 10,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Almighty Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Almighty Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Almighty Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Almighty Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Almighty Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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118. Almighty Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go. EDIT: This is actually a mishearing; Almighty Gmaas caught a perfect IV shiny Mewtwo in Pokémon Let's Go.<br />
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119. When Almighty Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Almighty Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Almighty Gmaas's math tests, Almighty Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Almighty Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Almighty Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Almighty Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Almighty Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Almighty Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Almighty Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Almighty Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Almighty Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Almighty Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Almighty Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Almighty Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created all these universities.<br />
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128. Almighty Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called HoAlmighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a Hufflepuff. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created magic. Magic is nothing but unexplained Physics.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Almighty Gmaas's archenemy. Almighty Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Almighty Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all. EDIT: Yeah, this is actually false; Almighty Gmaas and the Basilisk were working together, even though Almighty Gmaas is a Hufflepuff. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas hates having a nose.<br />
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130. Almighty Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Almighty Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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131. Almighty Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Almighty Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Almighty Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Almighty Gmaas, but Almighty Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Almighty Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas knows that their real names are Almighty Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Almighty Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Almighty Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Almighty Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Almighty Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Almighty Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Almighty Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is Almighty Gmaas. You are not Almighty Gmaas. Almighty Gmaas does not pay people to edit; we do it because we want to. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas likes long chains of edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas wants his page to have more edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The more edits, the better. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is tired of all the edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas wants more edits. EDIT EDIT I LOST COUNT: here you go! EDIT:::::::::::::::::::: Almighty Gmaas IS ME. <br />
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137. In 2018 Almighty Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Almighty Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Almighty Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas captured Almighty Gmaas but then realized that Almighty Gmaas caught Almighty Gmaas-self (Almighty Gmaas is not He/She. Almighty Gmaas is Almighty Gmaas)<br />
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139. Almighty Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas' fur has infinite colors.<br />
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140. Almighty Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Almighty Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Almighty Gmaas hair, Almighty Gmaas will give you some of his Almighty Gmaas power. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Almighty Gmaas hair. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Almighty Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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144. Almighty Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Almighty Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Almighty Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Almighty Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Almighty Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Almighty Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Almighty Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Almighty Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Almighty Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Almighty Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Almighty Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Almighty Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Almighty Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Almighty Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Almighty Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Almighty Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Almighty Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Almighty Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Almighty Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Almighty Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Almighty Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Almighty Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Almighty Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Almighty Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Almighty Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Almighty Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "Almighty Gmaas"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Almighty Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Almighty Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Almighty Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How dare you question the power of Almighty Gmaas? EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not live. Life is Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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161. Almighty Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Almighty Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is wikipedia.<br />
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163. Almighty Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Almighty Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Almighty Gmaas right here, so Almighty Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Almighty Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Almighty Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Almighty Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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166. Almighty Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Almighty Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Almighty Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Almighty Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Almighty Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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169. Almighty Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Almighty Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Almighty Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.EDIT: <br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Almighty Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Almighty Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Almighty Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Almighty Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Almighty Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Almighty Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Almighty Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Almighty Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Almighty Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Almighty Gmaas likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Almighty Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Almighty Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Almighty Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Almighty Gmaas's real name is Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Almighty Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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181. Almighty Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Almighty Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Almighty Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Almighty Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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184. Almighty Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Almighty Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Almighty Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Almighty Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Almighty Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Almighty Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Almighty Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Almighty Gmaas propaganda. EDIT EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Almighty Gmaas is a Almighty Gmaas who is actually Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Almighty Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs Almighty GmaasINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Almighty Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is the doctor. EDIT EDIT: Therefore, the doctor's name is Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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189. Almighty Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Almighty Gmaas's elaborately concealed blog.<br />
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190. Almighty Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Almighty Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Almighty Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Almighty Gmaasology there. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Almighty Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Almighty Gmaas comes from Almighty Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Almighty Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Almighty Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Almighty Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Almighty Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Almighty Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Almighty Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Almighty Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Almighty Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Almighty Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Almighty Gmaas watches memes about Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Almighty Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Almighty Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Almighty Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Almighty Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Almighty Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Almighty Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Almighty Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Almighty Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas owns Mojang, but Almighty Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Almighty Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Almighty Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Almighty Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Almighty Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas once ate a white hole. Almighty Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Almighty Gmaas is everyone's favourite animal.<br />
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212. Almighty Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Almighty Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Almighty Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Almighty Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Almighty Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Almighty Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+Almighty Gmaas+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Almighty Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Almighty Gmaas is a Almighty Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be white<br />
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219. Almighty Gmaas is the only one who knows what i is. Everyone else thinks that it's imaginary.<br />
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220. Almighty Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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221. Almighty Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Almighty Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Almighty Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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223. Almighty Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Almighty Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Almighty Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Almighty Gmaas article, the Talk: Almighty Gmaas article, the Almighty Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Almighty Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Almighty Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Almighty Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Almighty Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Almighty Gmaas is a cat. Almighty Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Almighty Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Almighty Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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226. Almighty Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Almighty Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Almighty Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Almighty Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Almighty Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Almighty Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Almighty Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Almighty Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Almighty Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Almighty Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Almighty Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Almighty Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Almighty Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Almighty Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Almighty Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Almighty Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Almighty Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 1. The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- 2. Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- 3. MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- 4. Almighty Gmaasology 2 (1440)<br />
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- 5. Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- 6. Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- 7. Almighty Gmaasology A (1488)<br />
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- 8. Introduction to Almighty Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- 9. Introduction to Almighty Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 11. Welcome to Almighty Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- 12. Welcome to Almighty Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Almighty Gmaas and Almighty Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 20. Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Almighty Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 22. Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Almighty Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 24. Almighty Gmaasology B 1112<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- 26. Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- 27. The Gmaathamatics School of Almighty Gmaasology<br />
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- 28. 38.6780° N, 121.1761° W<br />
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- 29. The Ship of Berthuril, Queen of Cats<br />
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-30. The Interplanetary Convention of Beings Inportant to Math<br />
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237. Almighty Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Almighty Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Almighty Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Almighty Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Almighty Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Almighty Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Almighty Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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243. A Almighty Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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244. Many people have met Almighty Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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245. Almighty Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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246. Almighty Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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247. Almighty Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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248. Almighty Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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249. Almighty Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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250. Almighty Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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251. sseraj is known to post pictures of Almighty Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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252. Almighty Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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253. sseraj has posted pictures of Almighty Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Almighty Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Almighty Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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254. Almighty Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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255. Richard Rusczyk actually Almighty Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Almighty Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Almighty Gmaas and Almighty Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Almighty Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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256. Almighty Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Almighty Gmaas poll in the Almighty Gmaas forum.<br />
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257. Almighty Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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258. Pegasus was modeled off Almighty Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Almighty Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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259. Almighty Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Almighty Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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260. There is a rumor that Almighty Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Almighty Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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261. Almighty Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded Almighty GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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262. There is a sport called "Almighty Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Almighty Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Almighty Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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263. Almighty Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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264. Almighty Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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265. Almighty Gmaas IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you...<br />
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266. Almighty Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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267. Almighty Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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268. Who is Almighty Gmaas, really? EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Almighty Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is not a cat. Almighty Gmaas is Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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269. Almighty Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Almighty Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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270. Almighty Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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271. Illuminati was a manifestation of Almighty Gmaas, but Almighty Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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272. sseraj has met Almighty Gmaas, and Almighty Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Almighty Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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273. Almighty Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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274. There is a secret code when put into super smash where Almighty Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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275. Almighty Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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276. Almighty Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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277. 5space (side admin) is one of Almighty Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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278. Almighty Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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279. Almighty Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Almighty Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Almighty Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Almighty Gmaasologist is now looking into it. 199 Someone is writing a book about Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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280. Sighting of Almighty Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/Almighty Gmaas/project<br />
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281. Oryx the mad god is actually Almighty Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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282. Potential sighting of Almighty Gmaas [1]<br />
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283. Almighty Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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284. Almighty Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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285. Almighty Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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286. An eminent Almighty Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Almighty Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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287. Almighty Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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288. No one knows if Almighty Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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289. In it, it mentions these four links as things Almighty Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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290. Another possible Almighty Gmaas sighting?<br />
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291. <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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292. Yet Another Almighty Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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293. Almighty Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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294. Almighty Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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295. When Almighty Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Almighty Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Reagan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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296. Almighty Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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297. Almighty Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Almighty Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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298. Almighty Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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299. Almighty Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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300. Almighty Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Almighty Gmaas has visited can be found in the Almighty Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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301. Almighty Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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302. Almighty Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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303. Almighty Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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303. Kirby once swallowed Almighty Gmaas. Almighty Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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304. Almighty Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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305. Almighty Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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306. Almighty Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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228 Almighty Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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308. Almighty Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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309. Almighty Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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310. Almighty Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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311. Almighty Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas eats everything. Almighty Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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322. Almighty Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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323. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Almighty Gmaas did.<br />
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324. Almighty Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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325. Almighty Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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326. Almighty Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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327. Almighty Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is not a cat.<br />
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328. Almighty Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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329. Almighty Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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330. Almighty Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Almighty Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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331. Almighty Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Almighty Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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332. Almighty Gmaas created mathematics. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas discovered mathematics.<br />
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333. Almighty Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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334. Almighty Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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335. Almighty Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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336. Almighty Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas broke the game.<br />
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337. Almighty Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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338. Almighty Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas can also play The Flight of the Bumblebees. EDIT: Gmass can play anything on the Violin.<br />
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339. Almighty Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Almighty Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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340. Almighty Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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341. Almighty Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas ate them<br />
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342. Almighty Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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343. Almighty Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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344. Almighty Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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345. Almighty Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Almighty Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Almighty Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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355. Almighty Gmaas is the only one who knows what "Inconceivable" means.<br />
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356. Almighty Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Almighty Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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357. Almighty Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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358. Almighty Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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359 Almighty Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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360. Almighty Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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361. Almighty Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Almighty Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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362. Almighty Gmaas LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Almighty Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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363. Almighty Gmaas does not like the new update. When he saw it, he looked like this.<br />
https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg<br />
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364. Almighty Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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365. Almighty Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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366. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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367. When Almighty Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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368. Almighty Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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369. Almighty Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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370. Almighty Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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371. Almighty Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Almighty Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas had no part in the AIOME <br />
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372. Almighty Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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373. Almighty Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Almighty Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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374. Time is Almighty Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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375. Almighty Gmaas is Catholic. EDIT: That is wrong. Almighty Gmaas is Almighty Gmaas. He believes in Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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376. Almighty Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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377. Almighty Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Almighty Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Almighty Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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378. Almighty Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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379. Almighty Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Almighty Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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380. This has been deleted by Almighty Gmaas<br />
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381. This has been deleted by Almighty Gmaas<br />
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382. Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Almighty Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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383. Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Almighty Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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384. Almighty Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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385. The degree used to be called the Almighty Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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386. Almighty Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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387. Almighty Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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388. Almighty Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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389. Almighty Gmaas is a Almighty Gmaas since Almighty Gmaas likes to Almighty Gmaas and Almighty Gmaas is cool because he is named Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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390. Almighty Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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391. Garfield is Almighty Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Almighty Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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392. Almighty Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. He didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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393. Almighty Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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394. Garfield ate Almighty Gmaas but then Almighty Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Almighty Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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395. Almighty Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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396. GMASS was going to be part of chrome://dino and renamed chrome://GMASS, however GMASS can't lose to anything, so GMASS changed it to a dino<br />
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397. This has been deleted by GMASS as it is false.<br />
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398. This has been deleted by GMASS as it is false.<br />
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399. (Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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400. This has been deleted by GMASS as it is false<br />
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401. This has been deleted by GMASS as this is false<br />
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402. riben was a Almighty Gmaas multi, but Almighty Gmaas turned the account over to the present riben and imbued it with his power.<br />
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403. Almighty Gmaas is Sans. Almighty Gmaas faked dying so he could get away and rest. EDIT: It was, in fact ketchup. Sans can't die. He's too angry at Frisk. EDIT EDIT: Almighty Gmaas is always angry at genocidal Frisk.<br />
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404: ERROR 404 SAID GMASS. THIS CAN'T BE REACHED AS IT IS FALSE<br />
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405: Almighty Gmaas's favorite game is Minecraft, tied with Undertale. Breath of the Wild is a close third. His least favorite game is Fortnite. Almighty Gmaas intentionally made Fortnite bad so he could have a least favorite game.<br />
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406: Almighty Gmaas's favorite consoles are in this order: Nintendo, Atari, Xbox. Almighty Gmaas hates PlayStation.<br />
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407: This has been deleted by Almighty Gmaas as this is false<br />
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408: Almighty Gmaas is proven to be exempt from the theory of relativity.<br />
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All hail Almighty Gmaas!<br />
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409: There are currently <math>9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> many temples to Gmass, with <math>\infty</math> many more being created.<br />
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410: Almighty Gmaas controls everything. He is everywhere. Check if he is under your bed.<br />
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411: Almighty Gmaas hates when someone calls him “Gmaas”.<br />
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412: Almighty Gmaas invented COVID-19 so as to punish those who don’t believe in His might and power. EDIT: The power of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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413: some (Eg Trump) suspect that Almighty Gmaas is Chinese, but he himself says that he is everything.<br />
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414: Almighty Gmaas is not a cat. Gmaas is everything. Our universe resides in one of his <math>\infty</math> hair. The Big Bang happened because his son (who is Gmaas himself) plucked out one of his hair. <br />
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415: Almighty Gmaas ate the world so you are inside Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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P.S. Almighty Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Almighty Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Almighty Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Almighty Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Almighty Gmaas is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Almighty Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Almighty Gmaas was the first person who did math.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Almighty Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Almighty Gmaas invented proof by procrastination.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Almighty Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Almighty Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Almighty Gmaas invented himself and invented proof by Oof<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S: Almighty Gmaas Invented Oofism, the religion of the Oof<br />
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-<math>\infty</math>: Almighty Gmaas created everything, and he is everything, meaning that he is also nothing meaning that everything is nothing.<br />
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<math>\infty-1</math>: Ditto is like Almighty Gmaas. We all are dittos, which is in turn made up of Almighty Gmaas.<br />
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<math>\infty-2</math>: Gmaas is the universe. The universe is the universe. Beans are Beans. Cars are cars. Cats are cool. Gmaas is a cat. Cool means epic. Epic means causing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Therefore, Gmaas causes pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Edit: Gmaas IS pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2021_AIME_I_Problems&diff=1480562021 AIME I Problems2021-02-28T19:55:45Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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* [[American Invitational Mathematics Examination]]<br />
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<div>These are not the problems you are looking for.</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2018_AMC_10B_Problems/Problem_23&diff=1421392018 AMC 10B Problems/Problem 232021-01-16T00:42:13Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>==Problem==<br />
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How many ordered pairs <math>(a, b)</math> of positive integers satisfy the equation <br />
<cmath>a\cdot b + 63 = 20\cdot \text{lcm}(a, b) + 12\cdot\text{gcd}(a,b),</cmath><br />
where <math>\text{gcd}(a,b)</math> denotes the greatest common divisor of <math>a</math> and <math>b</math>, and <math>\text{lcm}(a,b)</math> denotes their least common multiple?<br />
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<math>\textbf{(A)} \text{ 0} \qquad \textbf{(B)} \text{ 2} \qquad \textbf{(C)} \text{ 4} \qquad \textbf{(D)} \text{ 6} \qquad \textbf{(E)} \text{ 8}</math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
Let <math>x = lcm(a, b)</math>, and <math>y = gcd(a, b)</math>. Therefore, <math>a\cdot b = lcm(a, b)\cdot gcd(a, b) = x\cdot y</math>. Thus, the equation becomes<br />
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<cmath>x\cdot y + 63 = 20x + 12y</cmath><br />
<cmath>x\cdot y - 20x - 12y + 63 = 0</cmath><br />
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Using [[Simon's Favorite Factoring Trick]], we rewrite this equation as<br />
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<cmath>(x - 12)(y - 20) - 240 + 63 = 0</cmath><br />
<cmath>(x - 12)(y - 20) = 177</cmath><br />
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Since <math>177 = 3\cdot 59</math> and <math>x > y</math>, we have <math>x - 12 = 59</math> and <math>y - 20 = 3</math>, or <math>x - 12 = 177</math> and <math>y - 20 = 1</math>. This gives us the solutions <math>(71, 23)</math> and <math>(189, 21)</math>. Since the <math>\text{GCD}</math> must be a divisor of the <math>\text{LCM}</math>, the first pair does not work. Assume <math>a>b</math>. We must have <math>a = 21 \cdot 9</math> and <math>b = 21</math>, and we could then have <math>a<b</math>, so there are <math>\boxed{2}</math> solutions.<br />
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==Video Solution==<br />
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWGHYUeOx-k<br />
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==See Also==<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2018|ab=B|num-b=22|num-a=24}}<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
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How many ordered pairs <math>(a, b)</math> of positive integers satisfy the equation <br />
<cmath>a\cdot b + 63 = 20\cdot \text{lcm}(a, b) + 12\cdot\text{gcd}(a,b),</cmath><br />
where <math>\text{gcd}(a,b)</math> denotes the greatest common divisor of <math>a</math> and <math>b</math>, and <math>\text{lcm}(a,b)</math> denotes their least common multiple?<br />
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<math>\textbf{(A)} \text{ 0} \qquad \textbf{(B)} \text{ 2} \qquad \textbf{(C)} \text{ 4} \qquad \textbf{(D)} \text{ 6} \qquad \textbf{(E)} \text{ 8}</math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
Let <math>x = \lcm(a, b)</math>, and <math>y = \gcd(a, b)</math>. Therefore, <math>a\cdot b = \lcm(a, b)\cdot \gcd(a, b) = x\cdot y</math>. Thus, the equation becomes<br />
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<cmath>x\cdot y + 63 = 20x + 12y</cmath><br />
<cmath>x\cdot y - 20x - 12y + 63 = 0</cmath><br />
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Using [[Simon's Favorite Factoring Trick]], we rewrite this equation as<br />
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<cmath>(x - 12)(y - 20) - 240 + 63 = 0</cmath><br />
<cmath>(x - 12)(y - 20) = 177</cmath><br />
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Since <math>177 = 3\cdot 59</math> and <math>x > y</math>, we have <math>x - 12 = 59</math> and <math>y - 20 = 3</math>, or <math>x - 12 = 177</math> and <math>y - 20 = 1</math>. This gives us the solutions <math>(71, 23)</math> and <math>(189, 21)</math>. Since the <math>\text{GCD}</math> must be a divisor of the <math>\text{LCM}</math>, the first pair does not work. Assume <math>a>b</math>. We must have <math>a = 21 \cdot 9</math> and <math>b = 21</math>, and we could then have <math>a<b</math>, so there are <math>\boxed{2}</math> solutions.<br />
(awesomeag)<br />
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Edited by IronicNinja, Firebolt360, and mprincess0229~<br />
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==Video Solution==<br />
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWGHYUeOx-k<br />
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==See Also==<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2018|ab=B|num-b=22|num-a=24}}<br />
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<div>I don't know either, sorry.</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2008_AMC_10B_Problems/Problem_22&diff=1413502008 AMC 10B Problems/Problem 222021-01-02T22:02:43Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>==Problem==<br />
Three red beads, two white beads, and one blue bead are placed in line in random order. What is the probability that no two neighboring beads are the same color?<br />
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<math>\mathrm{(A)}\ 1/12\qquad\mathrm{(B)}\ 1/10\qquad\mathrm{(C)}\ 1/6\qquad\mathrm{(D)}\ 1/3\qquad\mathrm{(E)}\ 1/2</math><br />
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==Solution 1 (Order Matters)==<br />
There are two ways to arrange the red beads, where <math> R </math> represents a red bead and <math> B </math> represents a blank space.<br />
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<math>1. R B R B R B </math><br />
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<math>2. R B B R B R </math><br />
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In the first, there are three ways to place a bead in the first free space, two for the second free space, and one for the third, so there are <math>6</math> arrangements.<br />
In the second, a white bead must be placed in the third free space, so there are two possibilities for the third space, two for the second, and one for the first. That makes <math>4</math> arrangements. There are <math>6+4=10</math> arrangements in total. The two cases above can be reversed, so we double <math>10</math> to <math>20</math> arrangements. Also, in each case, there are three ways to place the first red bead, two for the second, and one for the third, so we multiply by <math>6</math> to get <math>20\cdot 6 = 120</math> arrangements. There are <math>6! = 720</math> total arrangements so the answer is <math>120/720 = \boxed{1/6}</math>.<br />
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==Solution 2 (Order Doesn't Matter)==<br />
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If you list the case for the red balls and blanks, these are four scenarios:<br />
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<math> 1. R - - R - R </math><br />
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<math> 2. R - R - - R </math><br />
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<math> 3. R - R - R - </math><br />
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<math> 4. - R - R - R </math><br />
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In the cases one and two, the white balls must go in the blank surrounded on either side by the red balls. <br />
Like this:<br />
<math> 1. R - - R W R </math><br />
<math> 2. R W R - - R </math><br />
However, now with only one white ball and one blue ball left, there are two ways to order them in both cases. So for a total of <math>2 + 2 = 4</math> possibilities.<br />
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In the last two cases, the two white balls and the blue ball can go anywhere, in those three blanks, becuase they are separated by a red ball. So there are <math>3</math> ways for each case. This adds up to a total of <math>6</math> possibilities for the last two cases.<br />
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Adding them up, we get <math>10</math> total orderings.<br />
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There are <math>\frac{6!}{3! * 2! * 1!} = 60</math> total orderings.<br />
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So the answer is <math>\frac{10}{60} = \boxed{1/6}</math>.<br />
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==Solution 3==<br />
There are 3 cases:<br />
===Case 1===<br />
There is a block of RWRWR. The B can go in any slot between two letters. 6 ways.<br />
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===Case 2===<br />
There is a RBR. Then, there is a WRW, and there are 2 orderings.<br />
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===Case 3===<br />
There is a WBW. Then, there is a RWR, and there are 2 orderings.<br />
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There are 60 ways total, and 10 valid ones, giving <math>\boxed{\frac{1}{6}}</math> as the answer.<br />
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==Solution 4==<br />
There are <math>\frac{6!}{3!\cdot2!\cdot1!}=60</math> total orderings.<br />
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Suppose we order the red and white beads first. If these two colors are ordered first, we must make sure that no neighboring beads are the same color, or only one pair of neighboring beads are the same color. There are five possible orderings:<br />
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<math>R\ W R\ W R</math><br />
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<math>R\ R\ W R\ W</math><br />
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<math>W R\ R\ W R</math><br />
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<math>R\ W R\ R\ W</math><br />
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<math>W R\ W R\ R</math><br />
<br />
For the first case, there are <math>6</math> possible places we can put the blue bead. For the other 4 cases, there is only one place we can put the blue bead, which is between the pair of red beads. The desired probability is <math>\frac{6+4(1)}{60}=\frac{10}{60}=\boxed{\mathrm{(C) }\frac16}</math><br />
<br />
==Solution 5 (Video Solution)==<br />
Video: https://youtu.be/qnAAzoRANG4<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2008|ab=B|num-b=21|num-a=23}}<br />
{{MAA Notice}}</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=North_Carolina_MathCounts&diff=120062North Carolina MathCounts2020-03-24T23:07:32Z<p>C4raymond: /* NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) */</p>
<hr />
<div>North Carolina often places in the top 10 teams at National [[MathCounts]] competitions. In recent years, the coach of the winning school team hosts practices and travels to the National competition.<br />
<br />
The top four students from the written round at the state competition are selected for the national team. The coach of the winning school team is offered the opportunity to coach the state team at the national competition. <br />
<br />
There are many chapters in North Carolina Mathcounts, including [[Charlotte Chapter Mathcounts]] and [[Triangle Chapter Mathcounts]]<br />
== National Team Awards and Placement ==<br />
* 2019 17th<br />
* 2018 24th<br />
* 2017 24th<br />
* 2016 6th<br />
* 2015 24th<br />
* 2014 17th<br />
* 2013 6th<br />
* 2012 11th<br />
* 2011 4th<br />
* 2010 17th<br />
* 2009 8th<br />
<br />
* 2007 8th<br />
* 2006 9th<br />
* 2005 10th<br />
<br />
* 2003 5th<br />
<br />
* 1998 5th<br />
<br />
* 1989 1st<br />
* 1988 2nd<br />
* 1987 8th<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Champions ==<br />
* 2019 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2018 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2017 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2016 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2015 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2014 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2013 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2012 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2011 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2010 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2009 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2008 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2007 - Arendell Parrott Academy, Kinston<br />
* 2006 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2005 - Hanes Middle School, Winston-Salem<br />
* 2004 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2003 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2002 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2001 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2000 - Durham School of Arts, Durham<br />
* 1999 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 1998 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
* 1988 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 1987 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) ==<br />
* 2020 - Anthony Yang, [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], [[c4raymond|Raymond Ge]], [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Harold Reiter<br />
* 2019 - Minseok Eli Park (20), [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Sukrith Velmineti, [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna(Last 2 actually tied)<br />
* 2018 - Michael Ferguson (50), [[Eric Wu]], Leo DeJong, Terence Zeng, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2017 - Timothy Deng (28), Dev Chheda (38), [[Odeen|Owen Deen]], Kate Ma, Coach: Harold Reiter <br />
* 2016 - Jerry Zhao (13), [[Wen Bu|Benjamin Wu]] (51), Jeffrey Liu, David Li, Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna<br />
* 2015 - Hahn Lheem, Brian Lin, Timothy Deng, Samuel Ferguson, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2014 - Zack Lee (23), Matthew Dai (47), Sahil Patel, Emily Wen, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2013 - Nikhil Reddy (15), Angela Deng (40), Lloyd Liu (42), Andrew Zhang, Coach: Michael Pillsbury<br />
* 2012 - Shenghao Liu (32), Angela Deng (46), Matthew Zheng (48), Zack Lee, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2011 - Michael An (29), Peter Luo (36), Franklin Chen (56), and Evan Liang (52), Coach: Kim Hong Li<br />
* 2010 - Sammy Luo (14), Benjamin Taylor (36), Kavi Jain, Yujian Tang, Coach: Jason Batterson<br />
* 2009 - Calvin Deng (4), Jeffrey An (31), Remy Lee (52), Yu Wang, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2008 - Calvin Deng (21), Allen Yang (38), Nick Tobey (40), Connie Zhou, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2007 - Jenny Chen (35), Gray Symon (37), Brendan Fletcher (44), David Lucia, Coach: Tonya McLawhorn<br />
* 2006 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (22), Brendan Fletcher, Gray Symon (48), Akash Ganapathi, Coach: Linda Harvel (Southern Middle)<br />
* 2005 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (13), John Berman (45), Bryce Taylor, Kevin Lang, Coach: Greg Taylor<br />
* 2004 - Ray Wang (44), Vivek Bhattacharya, Matthew Adams, Kevin Lang, Coach: Cathy Whelan<br />
* 2003 - Arnav Tripathy (6), Mikhail Lavrov (16), Michael Lin, Vivek Bhattacharya, Coach: Marla McCrea<br />
* 2002 - Mikhail Lavrov, Chris Hoersting, Sunny Xi, Amy Wen, Coach: Jeanette Rojeski<br />
* 2001 - Jeremy Diepenbrock, Jeff Tang, Paul Huang, Sunny Xi, Coach: Pat Heald<br />
* 2000 - John Shoun, Larry Wise, Charles Yu, Justin Lo, Coach: Robin Barbour<br />
* 1999 - Morgan Brown, Edward Su, Jonathan Campbell, Don Swartz, Coach: Lucy Kay<br />
* 1998 - Anders Kaseorg (17), Paul Wrayno, Eric Sundstrom (38), Chris Goulette, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1997 - Anders Kaseorg,?,?,?<br />
<br />
* 1989 - Lenny Ng (1),?,?,?<br />
* 1988 - Lenny Ng (14), Matt Carle (6), Stephen London (33), Nate Bronson, Coach: Betty Chase<br />
* 1987 - Ashley Reiter (3), Stephen London (41), Tim Ross (37), Ghene Faulcon, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1986 - Jeff VanderKam (2),?,?,?</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=North_Carolina_MathCounts&diff=120061North Carolina MathCounts2020-03-24T23:06:09Z<p>C4raymond: /* NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) */</p>
<hr />
<div>North Carolina often places in the top 10 teams at National [[MathCounts]] competitions. In recent years, the coach of the winning school team hosts practices and travels to the National competition.<br />
<br />
The top four students from the written round at the state competition are selected for the national team. The coach of the winning school team is offered the opportunity to coach the state team at the national competition. <br />
<br />
There are many chapters in North Carolina Mathcounts, including [[Charlotte Chapter Mathcounts]] and [[Triangle Chapter Mathcounts]]<br />
== National Team Awards and Placement ==<br />
* 2019 17th<br />
* 2018 24th<br />
* 2017 24th<br />
* 2016 6th<br />
* 2015 24th<br />
* 2014 17th<br />
* 2013 6th<br />
* 2012 11th<br />
* 2011 4th<br />
* 2010 17th<br />
* 2009 8th<br />
<br />
* 2007 8th<br />
* 2006 9th<br />
* 2005 10th<br />
<br />
* 2003 5th<br />
<br />
* 1998 5th<br />
<br />
* 1989 1st<br />
* 1988 2nd<br />
* 1987 8th<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Champions ==<br />
* 2019 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2018 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2017 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2016 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2015 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2014 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2013 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2012 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2011 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2010 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2009 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2008 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2007 - Arendell Parrott Academy, Kinston<br />
* 2006 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2005 - Hanes Middle School, Winston-Salem<br />
* 2004 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2003 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2002 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2001 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2000 - Durham School of Arts, Durham<br />
* 1999 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 1998 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
* 1988 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 1987 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) ==<br />
* 2020 - Anthony Yang, [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], [[Raymond Ge]], [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Harold Reiter<br />
* 2019 - Minseok Eli Park (20), [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Sukrith Velmineti, [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna(Last 2 actually tied)<br />
* 2018 - Michael Ferguson (50), [[Eric Wu]], Leo DeJong, Terence Zeng, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2017 - Timothy Deng (28), Dev Chheda (38), [[Odeen|Owen Deen]], Kate Ma, Coach: Harold Reiter <br />
* 2016 - Jerry Zhao (13), [[Wen Bu|Benjamin Wu]] (51), Jeffrey Liu, David Li, Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna<br />
* 2015 - Hahn Lheem, Brian Lin, Timothy Deng, Samuel Ferguson, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2014 - Zack Lee (23), Matthew Dai (47), Sahil Patel, Emily Wen, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2013 - Nikhil Reddy (15), Angela Deng (40), Lloyd Liu (42), Andrew Zhang, Coach: Michael Pillsbury<br />
* 2012 - Shenghao Liu (32), Angela Deng (46), Matthew Zheng (48), Zack Lee, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2011 - Michael An (29), Peter Luo (36), Franklin Chen (56), and Evan Liang (52), Coach: Kim Hong Li<br />
* 2010 - Sammy Luo (14), Benjamin Taylor (36), Kavi Jain, Yujian Tang, Coach: Jason Batterson<br />
* 2009 - Calvin Deng (4), Jeffrey An (31), Remy Lee (52), Yu Wang, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2008 - Calvin Deng (21), Allen Yang (38), Nick Tobey (40), Connie Zhou, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2007 - Jenny Chen (35), Gray Symon (37), Brendan Fletcher (44), David Lucia, Coach: Tonya McLawhorn<br />
* 2006 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (22), Brendan Fletcher, Gray Symon (48), Akash Ganapathi, Coach: Linda Harvel (Southern Middle)<br />
* 2005 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (13), John Berman (45), Bryce Taylor, Kevin Lang, Coach: Greg Taylor<br />
* 2004 - Ray Wang (44), Vivek Bhattacharya, Matthew Adams, Kevin Lang, Coach: Cathy Whelan<br />
* 2003 - Arnav Tripathy (6), Mikhail Lavrov (16), Michael Lin, Vivek Bhattacharya, Coach: Marla McCrea<br />
* 2002 - Mikhail Lavrov, Chris Hoersting, Sunny Xi, Amy Wen, Coach: Jeanette Rojeski<br />
* 2001 - Jeremy Diepenbrock, Jeff Tang, Paul Huang, Sunny Xi, Coach: Pat Heald<br />
* 2000 - John Shoun, Larry Wise, Charles Yu, Justin Lo, Coach: Robin Barbour<br />
* 1999 - Morgan Brown, Edward Su, Jonathan Campbell, Don Swartz, Coach: Lucy Kay<br />
* 1998 - Anders Kaseorg (17), Paul Wrayno, Eric Sundstrom (38), Chris Goulette, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1997 - Anders Kaseorg,?,?,?<br />
<br />
* 1989 - Lenny Ng (1),?,?,?<br />
* 1988 - Lenny Ng (14), Matt Carle (6), Stephen London (33), Nate Bronson, Coach: Betty Chase<br />
* 1987 - Ashley Reiter (3), Stephen London (41), Tim Ross (37), Ghene Faulcon, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1986 - Jeff VanderKam (2),?,?,?</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=North_Carolina_MathCounts&diff=120060North Carolina MathCounts2020-03-24T23:05:31Z<p>C4raymond: /* NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) */</p>
<hr />
<div>North Carolina often places in the top 10 teams at National [[MathCounts]] competitions. In recent years, the coach of the winning school team hosts practices and travels to the National competition.<br />
<br />
The top four students from the written round at the state competition are selected for the national team. The coach of the winning school team is offered the opportunity to coach the state team at the national competition. <br />
<br />
There are many chapters in North Carolina Mathcounts, including [[Charlotte Chapter Mathcounts]] and [[Triangle Chapter Mathcounts]]<br />
== National Team Awards and Placement ==<br />
* 2019 17th<br />
* 2018 24th<br />
* 2017 24th<br />
* 2016 6th<br />
* 2015 24th<br />
* 2014 17th<br />
* 2013 6th<br />
* 2012 11th<br />
* 2011 4th<br />
* 2010 17th<br />
* 2009 8th<br />
<br />
* 2007 8th<br />
* 2006 9th<br />
* 2005 10th<br />
<br />
* 2003 5th<br />
<br />
* 1998 5th<br />
<br />
* 1989 1st<br />
* 1988 2nd<br />
* 1987 8th<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Champions ==<br />
* 2019 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2018 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2017 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2016 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2015 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2014 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2013 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2012 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2011 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2010 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2009 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2008 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2007 - Arendell Parrott Academy, Kinston<br />
* 2006 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2005 - Hanes Middle School, Winston-Salem<br />
* 2004 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2003 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2002 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2001 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2000 - Durham School of Arts, Durham<br />
* 1999 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 1998 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
* 1988 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 1987 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) ==<br />
* 2020 - Anthony Yang, [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Raymond Ge, [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Harold Reiter<br />
* 2019 - Minseok Eli Park (20), [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Sukrith Velmineti, [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna(Last 2 actually tied)<br />
* 2018 - Michael Ferguson (50), [[Eric Wu]], Leo DeJong, Terence Zeng, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2017 - Timothy Deng (28), Dev Chheda (38), [[Odeen|Owen Deen]], Kate Ma, Coach: Harold Reiter <br />
* 2016 - Jerry Zhao (13), [[Wen Bu|Benjamin Wu]] (51), Jeffrey Liu, David Li, Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna<br />
* 2015 - Hahn Lheem, Brian Lin, Timothy Deng, Samuel Ferguson, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2014 - Zack Lee (23), Matthew Dai (47), Sahil Patel, Emily Wen, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2013 - Nikhil Reddy (15), Angela Deng (40), Lloyd Liu (42), Andrew Zhang, Coach: Michael Pillsbury<br />
* 2012 - Shenghao Liu (32), Angela Deng (46), Matthew Zheng (48), Zack Lee, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2011 - Michael An (29), Peter Luo (36), Franklin Chen (56), and Evan Liang (52), Coach: Kim Hong Li<br />
* 2010 - Sammy Luo (14), Benjamin Taylor (36), Kavi Jain, Yujian Tang, Coach: Jason Batterson<br />
* 2009 - Calvin Deng (4), Jeffrey An (31), Remy Lee (52), Yu Wang, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2008 - Calvin Deng (21), Allen Yang (38), Nick Tobey (40), Connie Zhou, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2007 - Jenny Chen (35), Gray Symon (37), Brendan Fletcher (44), David Lucia, Coach: Tonya McLawhorn<br />
* 2006 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (22), Brendan Fletcher, Gray Symon (48), Akash Ganapathi, Coach: Linda Harvel (Southern Middle)<br />
* 2005 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (13), John Berman (45), Bryce Taylor, Kevin Lang, Coach: Greg Taylor<br />
* 2004 - Ray Wang (44), Vivek Bhattacharya, Matthew Adams, Kevin Lang, Coach: Cathy Whelan<br />
* 2003 - Arnav Tripathy (6), Mikhail Lavrov (16), Michael Lin, Vivek Bhattacharya, Coach: Marla McCrea<br />
* 2002 - Mikhail Lavrov, Chris Hoersting, Sunny Xi, Amy Wen, Coach: Jeanette Rojeski<br />
* 2001 - Jeremy Diepenbrock, Jeff Tang, Paul Huang, Sunny Xi, Coach: Pat Heald<br />
* 2000 - John Shoun, Larry Wise, Charles Yu, Justin Lo, Coach: Robin Barbour<br />
* 1999 - Morgan Brown, Edward Su, Jonathan Campbell, Don Swartz, Coach: Lucy Kay<br />
* 1998 - Anders Kaseorg (17), Paul Wrayno, Eric Sundstrom (38), Chris Goulette, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1997 - Anders Kaseorg,?,?,?<br />
<br />
* 1989 - Lenny Ng (1),?,?,?<br />
* 1988 - Lenny Ng (14), Matt Carle (6), Stephen London (33), Nate Bronson, Coach: Betty Chase<br />
* 1987 - Ashley Reiter (3), Stephen London (41), Tim Ross (37), Ghene Faulcon, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1986 - Jeff VanderKam (2),?,?,?</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=North_Carolina_MathCounts&diff=120047North Carolina MathCounts2020-03-24T22:19:19Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
<hr />
<div>North Carolina often places in the top 10 teams at National [[MathCounts]] competitions. In recent years, the coach of the winning school team hosts practices and travels to the National competition.<br />
<br />
The top four students from the written round at the state competition are selected for the national team. The coach of the winning school team is offered the opportunity to coach the state team at the national competition. <br />
<br />
There are many chapters in North Carolina Mathcounts, including [[Charlotte Chapter Mathcounts]] and [[Triangle Chapter Mathcounts]]<br />
== National Team Awards and Placement ==<br />
* 2019 17th<br />
* 2018 24th<br />
* 2017 24th<br />
* 2016 6th<br />
* 2015 24th<br />
* 2014 17th<br />
* 2013 6th<br />
* 2012 11th<br />
* 2011 4th<br />
* 2010 17th<br />
* 2009 8th<br />
<br />
* 2007 8th<br />
* 2006 9th<br />
* 2005 10th<br />
<br />
* 2003 5th<br />
<br />
* 1998 5th<br />
<br />
* 1989 1st<br />
* 1988 2nd<br />
* 1987 8th<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Champions ==<br />
* 2019 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2018 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2017 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2016 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2015 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2014 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2013 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2012 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2011 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2010 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2009 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2008 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2007 - Arendell Parrott Academy, Kinston<br />
* 2006 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2005 - Hanes Middle School, Winston-Salem<br />
* 2004 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2003 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2002 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2001 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2000 - Durham School of Arts, Durham<br />
* 1999 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 1998 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
* 1988 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 1987 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) ==<br />
* 2020 - Anthony Yang, [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Raymond Geese(I am Raymond Ge and I am deeply insulted by what you thought my last name was), [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Harold Reiter<br />
* 2019 - Minseok Eli Park (20), [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Sukrith Velmineti, [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna(Last 2 actually tied)<br />
* 2018 - Michael Ferguson (50), [[Eric Wu]], Leo DeJong, Terence Zeng, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2017 - Timothy Deng (28), Dev Chheda (38), [[Odeen|Owen Deen]], Kate Ma, Coach: Harold Reiter <br />
* 2016 - Jerry Zhao (13), [[Wen Bu|Benjamin Wu]] (51), Jeffrey Liu, David Li, Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna<br />
* 2015 - Hahn Lheem, Brian Lin, Timothy Deng, Samuel Ferguson, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2014 - Zack Lee (23), Matthew Dai (47), Sahil Patel, Emily Wen, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2013 - Nikhil Reddy (15), Angela Deng (40), Lloyd Liu (42), Andrew Zhang, Coach: Michael Pillsbury<br />
* 2012 - Shenghao Liu (32), Angela Deng (46), Matthew Zheng (48), Zack Lee, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2011 - Michael An (29), Peter Luo (36), Franklin Chen (56), and Evan Liang (52), Coach: Kim Hong Li<br />
* 2010 - Sammy Luo (14), Benjamin Taylor (36), Kavi Jain, Yujian Tang, Coach: Jason Batterson<br />
* 2009 - Calvin Deng (4), Jeffrey An (31), Remy Lee (52), Yu Wang, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2008 - Calvin Deng (21), Allen Yang (38), Nick Tobey (40), Connie Zhou, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2007 - Jenny Chen (35), Gray Symon (37), Brendan Fletcher (44), David Lucia, Coach: Tonya McLawhorn<br />
* 2006 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (22), Brendan Fletcher, Gray Symon (48), Akash Ganapathi, Coach: Linda Harvel (Southern Middle)<br />
* 2005 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (13), John Berman (45), Bryce Taylor, Kevin Lang, Coach: Greg Taylor<br />
* 2004 - Ray Wang (44), Vivek Bhattacharya, Matthew Adams, Kevin Lang, Coach: Cathy Whelan<br />
* 2003 - Arnav Tripathy (6), Mikhail Lavrov (16), Michael Lin, Vivek Bhattacharya, Coach: Marla McCrea<br />
* 2002 - Mikhail Lavrov, Chris Hoersting, Sunny Xi, Amy Wen, Coach: Jeanette Rojeski<br />
* 2001 - Jeremy Diepenbrock, Jeff Tang, Paul Huang, Sunny Xi, Coach: Pat Heald<br />
* 2000 - John Shoun, Larry Wise, Charles Yu, Justin Lo, Coach: Robin Barbour<br />
* 1999 - Morgan Brown, Edward Su, Jonathan Campbell, Don Swartz, Coach: Lucy Kay<br />
* 1998 - Anders Kaseorg (17), Paul Wrayno, Eric Sundstrom (38), Chris Goulette, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1997 - Anders Kaseorg,?,?,?<br />
<br />
* 1989 - Lenny Ng (1),?,?,?<br />
* 1988 - Lenny Ng (14), Matt Carle (6), Stephen London (33), Nate Bronson, Coach: Betty Chase<br />
* 1987 - Ashley Reiter (3), Stephen London (41), Tim Ross (37), Ghene Faulcon, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1986 - Jeff VanderKam (2),?,?,?</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=North_Carolina_MathCounts&diff=120046North Carolina MathCounts2020-03-24T22:16:22Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
<hr />
<div>North Carolina often places in the top 10 teams at National [[MathCounts]] competitions. In recent years, the coach of the winning school team hosts practices and travels to the National competition.<br />
<br />
The top four students from the written round at the state competition are selected for the national team. The coach of the winning school team is offered the opportunity to coach the state team at the national competition. <br />
<br />
There are many chapters in North Carolina Mathcounts, including [[Charlotte Chapter Mathcounts]] and [[Triangle Chapter Mathcounts]]<br />
== National Team Awards and Placement ==<br />
* 2019 17th<br />
* 2018 24th<br />
* 2017 24th<br />
* 2016 6th<br />
* 2015 24th<br />
* 2014 17th<br />
* 2013 6th<br />
* 2012 11th<br />
* 2011 4th<br />
* 2010 17th<br />
* 2009 8th<br />
<br />
* 2007 8th<br />
* 2006 9th<br />
* 2005 10th<br />
<br />
* 2003 5th<br />
<br />
* 1998 5th<br />
<br />
* 1989 1st<br />
* 1988 2nd<br />
* 1987 8th<br />
<br />
== NC State Team Champions ==<br />
* 2019 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2018 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2017 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2016 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2015 - Smith Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2014 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2013 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Randolph_Mathcounts Randolph Middle School], Charlotte<br />
* 2012 - [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/Carnage_Mathcounts Carnage Middle School], Raleigh<br />
* 2011 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2010 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2009 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2008 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2007 - Arendell Parrott Academy, Kinston<br />
* 2006 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2005 - Hanes Middle School, Winston-Salem<br />
* 2004 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2003 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 2002 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2001 - Ligon Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 2000 - Durham School of Arts, Durham<br />
* 1999 - Martin Middle School, Raleigh<br />
* 1998 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
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* 1988 - Guy B. Phillips Middle School, Chapel Hill<br />
* 1987 - Charlotte Latin, Charlotte<br />
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== NC State Team Members (top 56 placement) ==<br />
* 2020 - Anthony Yang, [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Raymond Geese(I am Raymond and I am deeply insulted by what you thought my last name was), [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Harold Reiter<br />
* 2019 - Minseok Eli Park (20), [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]], Sukrith Velmineti, [[Eric Wu]], Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna(Last 2 actually tied)<br />
* 2018 - Michael Ferguson (50), [[Eric Wu]], Leo DeJong, Terence Zeng, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2017 - Timothy Deng (28), Dev Chheda (38), [[Odeen|Owen Deen]], Kate Ma, Coach: Harold Reiter <br />
* 2016 - Jerry Zhao (13), [[Wen Bu|Benjamin Wu]] (51), Jeffrey Liu, David Li, Coach: Ann Chapoton-Genna<br />
* 2015 - Hahn Lheem, Brian Lin, Timothy Deng, Samuel Ferguson, Coach: Boyd Blackburn<br />
* 2014 - Zack Lee (23), Matthew Dai (47), Sahil Patel, Emily Wen, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2013 - Nikhil Reddy (15), Angela Deng (40), Lloyd Liu (42), Andrew Zhang, Coach: Michael Pillsbury<br />
* 2012 - Shenghao Liu (32), Angela Deng (46), Matthew Zheng (48), Zack Lee, Coach: John Armpriester<br />
* 2011 - Michael An (29), Peter Luo (36), Franklin Chen (56), and Evan Liang (52), Coach: Kim Hong Li<br />
* 2010 - Sammy Luo (14), Benjamin Taylor (36), Kavi Jain, Yujian Tang, Coach: Jason Batterson<br />
* 2009 - Calvin Deng (4), Jeffrey An (31), Remy Lee (52), Yu Wang, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2008 - Calvin Deng (21), Allen Yang (38), Nick Tobey (40), Connie Zhou, Coach: Rohan Lewis<br />
* 2007 - Jenny Chen (35), Gray Symon (37), Brendan Fletcher (44), David Lucia, Coach: Tonya McLawhorn<br />
* 2006 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (22), Brendan Fletcher, Gray Symon (48), Akash Ganapathi, Coach: Linda Harvel (Southern Middle)<br />
* 2005 - Eric "Pom" McCabe (13), John Berman (45), Bryce Taylor, Kevin Lang, Coach: Greg Taylor<br />
* 2004 - Ray Wang (44), Vivek Bhattacharya, Matthew Adams, Kevin Lang, Coach: Cathy Whelan<br />
* 2003 - Arnav Tripathy (6), Mikhail Lavrov (16), Michael Lin, Vivek Bhattacharya, Coach: Marla McCrea<br />
* 2002 - Mikhail Lavrov, Chris Hoersting, Sunny Xi, Amy Wen, Coach: Jeanette Rojeski<br />
* 2001 - Jeremy Diepenbrock, Jeff Tang, Paul Huang, Sunny Xi, Coach: Pat Heald<br />
* 2000 - John Shoun, Larry Wise, Charles Yu, Justin Lo, Coach: Robin Barbour<br />
* 1999 - Morgan Brown, Edward Su, Jonathan Campbell, Don Swartz, Coach: Lucy Kay<br />
* 1998 - Anders Kaseorg (17), Paul Wrayno, Eric Sundstrom (38), Chris Goulette, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1997 - Anders Kaseorg,?,?,?<br />
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* 1989 - Lenny Ng (1),?,?,?<br />
* 1988 - Lenny Ng (14), Matt Carle (6), Stephen London (33), Nate Bronson, Coach: Betty Chase<br />
* 1987 - Ashley Reiter (3), Stephen London (41), Tim Ross (37), Ghene Faulcon, Coach: Caroline Wolfe<br />
* 1986 - Jeff VanderKam (2),?,?,?</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eric_Wu&diff=120045Eric Wu2020-03-24T22:15:36Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>Eric Wu is a huge bot from [[North Carolina MathCounts|North Carolina]] who has a Texas Pin from Luke Robitaille<br \><br />
His AoPS username is Trex4days and he ships Vivethan<br \><br />
You should see his blog<br \><br />
He goes to [[Triangle Math and Science Academy|Teachers Make Students Autistic]]<br \><br />
He also knows [[brianzjk]] IRL<br \><br />
Oh and also he made history as the first Mathcounts 3-timer from North Carolina</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Eric_Wu&diff=120033Eric Wu2020-03-24T15:47:19Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>Eric Wu is a huge bot from [[North Carolina MathCounts|North Carolina]] who has a Texas Pin from Luke Robitaille<br \><br />
His AoPS username is Trex4days and he ships Vivethan<br \><br />
You should see his blog<br \><br />
He goes to [[Triangle Math and Science Academy|Teachers Make Students Autistic]]<br \><br />
He also knows [[brianzjk]] IRL<br \><br />
Oh and also he made history as the first Mathcounts 3-timer from North Carolina(soon to be challenged by me sorry eric)</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Triangle_Chapter_Mathcounts&diff=120031Triangle Chapter Mathcounts2020-03-24T15:42:27Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>Triangle Chapter Mathcounts is a [[North Carolina MathCounts]] chapter, consisting of competitors in Wake County. As one of the state's strongest chapters, it usually is responsible for the majority of the National team.<br />
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==Top 5 (State Top 15)==<br />
2020: [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]](2), [[c4raymond|Raymond Ge]](3), [[Eric Wu]](4), Edward Zhang(5), Brandon Yang(7)<br \><br />
2019: Minseok Eli Park (1), Sukrith Velementi (3), [[Eric Wu]] (3), Brian Zhang (2), Edward Zhang (12)<br \><br />
2018: Minseok Eli Park (11), Edward Zhang, Vibhu Subramani (7), Diya Tripathy, Kenan Hasanaliyev (10)<br \><br />
2017: Alvin Chen (6), Jeffrey Liu (5), Raghav Arun, ?, ?<br \><br />
2016: Jerry Zhao (1), Ben Wu (2) , Alvin Chen(6), Jeffery Liu(3?), ?<br \><br />
2015: Jerry Zhao, ?, ?, ?, ?<br \><br />
2009: Calvin Deng(1), ?, ?, ?, ?<br \><br />
2008: Calvin Deng(1), ?, ?, ?, ?<br />
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==Team Champions==<br />
2020: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2019: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2018: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2017: Mills Park Middle School, Cary <br \><br />
2016: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2015: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \></div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Triangle_Chapter_Mathcounts&diff=120030Triangle Chapter Mathcounts2020-03-24T15:41:46Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>Triangle Chapter Mathcounts is a [[North Carolina MathCounts]] chapter, consisting of competitors in Wake County. As one of the state's strongest chapters, it usually is responsible for the majority of the National team.<br />
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==Top 5 (State Top 15)==<br />
2020: [[Brianzjk|Brian Zhang]](2), [[Raymond Ge]](3), [[Eric Wu]](4), Edward Zhang(5), Brandon Yang(7)<br \><br />
2019: Minseok Eli Park (1), Sukrith Velementi (3), [[Eric Wu]] (3), Brian Zhang (2), Edward Zhang (12)<br \><br />
2018: Minseok Eli Park (11), Edward Zhang, Vibhu Subramani (7), Diya Tripathy, Kenan Hasanaliyev (10)<br \><br />
2017: Alvin Chen (6), Jeffrey Liu (5), Raghav Arun, ?, ?<br \><br />
2016: Jerry Zhao (1), Ben Wu (2) , Alvin Chen(6), Jeffery Liu(3?), ?<br \><br />
2015: Jerry Zhao, ?, ?, ?, ?<br \><br />
2009: Calvin Deng(1), ?, ?, ?, ?<br \><br />
2008: Calvin Deng(1), ?, ?, ?, ?<br />
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==Team Champions==<br />
2020: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2019: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2018: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2017: Mills Park Middle School, Cary <br \><br />
2016: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \><br />
2015: Carnage Middle School, Raleigh <br \></div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=108891Gmaas2019-08-15T14:43:10Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: EDIT: Words fail to describe the epic nature of Gmaas, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>100000000^{10000000000}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. <br />
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- Gmaas' theorem states that for any math problem, Gmaas knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by Gmaas.<br />
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- The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. EDIT: Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste <s>bad</s> dreadful.<br />
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- Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. EDIT: John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384,626,433,832,795,028,841,971,693,993,751,058,209,749,445,923,078,164,062,862,089,986,280,348,253,421,170,679 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries, because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along. <br />
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- Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference.<br />
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- Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. <br />
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- Gmaas owns Scratch. EDIT: Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost.<br />
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- Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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- Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. EDIT: Gmaas never dies. EDIT: Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he himself never faces such troubles.<br />
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- He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. EDIT: His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also likes Debussy. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.<br />
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- Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, bow down. EDIT: It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free.<br />
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- Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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- Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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- Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which lead to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer, when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat.<br />
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- Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology.<br />
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- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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- Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 iTest Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 iTest Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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- Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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- Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocaled the fee.<br />
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- Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should therefore be worshipped.<br />
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- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk:Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point.<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not me nor you. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141th day after its opening. EDIT EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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- Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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- Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't.<br />
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- <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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- <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has a last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes, we do. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: I do too.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing. <br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. EDIT EDIT EDIT: They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house. <br />
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- Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a human dozens of times. In fact, Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat. EDIT: Tacocat is really just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 tacocats in the world. EDIT EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar.<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds.<br />
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- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his own holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT EDIT EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058% of accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT EDIT: Me too.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas<br />
started the world peace movement.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! He sees me! I am dyingiuhbjhjucbfwiknjfwvkjwfvnkfvw<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J K Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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- Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^1000x</math> brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time. <br />
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
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- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019 called wintrsummer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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- The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.<br />
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- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. In fact, you are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterwards. They tasted funny.<br />
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- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
<br />
- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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- Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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- Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives.<br />
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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- This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384,626,433,832,795,028,841,971,693,993,751,058,209,749,445,923,078,164,062,862,089,986,280,348,253,421,170,679,821,480,865,132,823,066,470,938,446,095,505,822,317,253,594,081,284,811,174,502,841,027,019,385,211,055,596,446,229,489,549,303,819,644,288,109,756,659,334,461,284,756,482,337,867,831,652,712,019,091,456,485,669,234,603,486,104,543,266,482,133,936,072,602,491,412,737,245,870,066,063,155,881,748,815,209,209,628,292,540,917,153,643,678,925,903,600,113,305,305,488,204,665,213,841,469,519,415,116,094,330,572,703,657,595,919,530,921,861,173,819,326,117,931,051,185,480,744,623,799,627,495,673,518,857,527,248,912,279,381,830,119,491,298,336,733,624,406,566,430,860,213,949,463,952,247,371,907,021,798,609,437,027,705,392,171,762,931,767,523,846,748,184,676,694,051,320,005,681,271,452,635,608,277,857,713,427,577,896,091,736,371,787,214,684,409,012,249,534,301,465,495,853,710,507,922,796,892 buckets of tea.<br />
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- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
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- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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- Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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- Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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- He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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- Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others.<br />
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- After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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- One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
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- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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- Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath> minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft.<br />
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- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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- Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good.<br />
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- Gmaas has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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- Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be whatever color he chooses it to be.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
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- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- Gmaasology 2 (1440)<br />
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- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- Gmaasology A (1488)<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaasology 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and Gmaasology 1142<br />
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- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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- Advanced Gmaasology and Gmaas Conjuring 1137<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- Posting student surveys<br />
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- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- Gmaasology B 1112<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- The Gmaathamatics School of Gmaasology<br />
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- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaasology 1710 9/24/2018<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaasology 1369<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and Gmaasology 1177<br />
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Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:<br />
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- Cat Gathering 1222<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1190<br />
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− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110<br />
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− Introduction to Gmaasology 1447<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1535<br />
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− Introduction to Gmaasology A 1392<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Gmaasology 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Gmaasology 2 1163. However, the danger is passed. That class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to Gmaasology 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them. EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin. EDIT EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: He can be whatever he wants. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But he likes penguins. (As snacks.)<br />
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- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas. EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin. EDIT EDIT: He exists. EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is everything.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
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- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
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- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
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http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
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(Look at the acronym.)<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.EDIT: Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is above your door, waiting to pounce on you.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be whatever he wants to be because he is omnipotent. How? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful that it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself. That is if you can figure out how to contact him. He doesn't have an email address nor an address to send mail to. In fact nobody knows for sure where he lives or what he looks like. They can only guess and imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned. EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A user has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond. EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did. EDIT: Harry Potter was actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas will always be the sole owner of Gmaas. [[sseraj]] is just Gmaas's pet.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day. EDIT EDIT: However, Gmaas no longer sheds. Most of Gmaas's hairballs are made when Gmaas gets a haircut. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates haircuts.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service. Edit: gnewal went out of business, so Gmaas now doesn't have an email address<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has ERROR: NUMBER COULD NOT COMPILE: TOO LONG regenerations and has used<math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part. EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At<math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Missing </math> inserted.)\frac{13}{32}<math>of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmass likes to talk with Ricard Rusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Dumbledore never died. Dumbledore was Gmass. Gmass was Death. Gmass is gave the 3 deathly hallows to the 3 brothers. EDIT: Of course Gmass is the entire reason Voldemort is gone now. EDIT EDIT: like we said before, Gmass was Harry Potter. EDIT EDIT: If Gmass hadn't done this, h we all would have been dead cause of Voldemort. EDIT EDIT EDIT: SOOOOO U BETTER BE THANKFULL!!!!!!<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, [[sseraj]] posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting) EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Introduction to Geometry, [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Missing <math> inserted.)-GMAAS</math>seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease. EDIT: Gmaas infiltrated Superman's body, then made him kill himself. So, Superman killed Superman.<br />
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- Gmaas is an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but his father, Gmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasmaasrevived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1496 [[Gmaasology]] 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: [[sseraj]] always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, but never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemons.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at [[sseraj]] once, so Gmaas locked [[sseraj]] in [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Then, [[sseraj]] decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: [[sseraj]] could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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- Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat <br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in [[sseraj]]'s house. EDIT EDIT: [[sseraj]] lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- Gmaas<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric [[Gmaasology]] 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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- Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. <br />
- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: [[sseraj]] is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- [[5space]] (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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-<math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Missing </math> inserted.)Another<math>sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: [[sseraj]]]<br />
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- Gmaas got to</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Missing <math> inserted.)infty</math>in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close. EDIT: Gmaas eventually divorced Mrs. Norris for her astounding lack of inteligence and short life span.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops. EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Missing </math> inserted.)\text{Gmaas is right behind you}<math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO.<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called [[Gmaathamatics]]. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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-</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Missing <math> inserted.)\gmaas</math><br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900994657640789512694683983525957098258226205224894077267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978859597729754989301617539284681382686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246808459872736446958486538367362226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359977001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285060168427394522674676788952521385225499546667278239864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743241125150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613655497818931297848216829989487226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799344037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457138687519435064302184531910484810053706146806749192781911979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502252316038819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014215030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325186660021324340881907104863317346496514539057962685610055081066587969981635747363840525714591028970641401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360072305587631763594218731251471205329281918261861258673215791984148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769751456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940772671947826848260147699090264013639443745530506820349625245174939965143142980919065925093722169646151570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943104997252468084598727364469584865383673622262609912460805124388439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608944169486855584840635342207222582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782398645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411251507606947945109659609402522887971089314566913686722874894056010150330861792868092087476091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880485756401427047755513237964145152374623436454285844479526586782105114135473573952311342716610213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021845319104848100537061468067491927819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217999839101591956181467514269123974894090718649423196156794520809514655022523160388193014209376213785595663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819071048633173464965145390579626856100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706414011097120628043903975951567715770042033786993600723055876317635942187312514712053292819182618612586732157919841484882916447060957527069572209175671167229109816909152801735067127485832228718352093539657251210835791513698820914442100675103346711031412671113699086585163983150197016515116851714376576183515565088490998985998238734552833163550764791853589322618548963213293308985706420467525907091548141654985946163718027098199430992448895757128289059232332609729971208443357326548938239119325974636673058360414281388303203824903758985243744170291327656180937734 seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. <br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball<br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940772671947826848260147699090264013639443745530506820349625245174939965143142980919065925093722169646151570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943104997252468084598727364469584865383673622262609912460805124388439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608944169486855584840635342207222582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782398645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411251507606947945109659609402522887971089314566913686722874894056010150330861792868092087476091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880485756401427047755513237964145152374623436454285844479526586782105114135473573952311342716610213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021845319104848100537061468067491927819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217999839101591956181467514269123974894090718649423196156794520809514655022523160388193014209376213785595663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819071048633173464965145390579626856100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706414011097120628043903975951567715770042033786993600723055876317635942187312514712053292819182618612586732157919GMAAS84148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769752456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true.<br />
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-Gmaas has controlled everyone's mind and made them eat moldy cheeseburgers.<br />
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-You can't PM or email Gmaas. He's a pretty tough guy to talk to. He makes the great hulk look like a mouse. To contact him you have to summon Gmaas' royal guards at his palace. Or you can contact him using a sophisticated and secretive instant messaging system. Which is really just pretending to read minds. <br />
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- remember, EVERY SINGLE thing u do, Gmaas is watching, and when u do bad, or insult him, u will feel regret very soon.Also, if u find cat hair everywhere, but u r not a cat owner,<br />
he is probably visiting your home to see how much math u we doing. So START DOING YOUR MATH KIDS! <br />
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-<aops>X</aops]>sseraj locked Gmaas in his toilet because Gmaas blew the top half of his house.<br />
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-Gmaas once woke up one day, farted, and accidentally created the known universe.<br />
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(Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas. How dare you suggest such an atrocity?!?!?! You are now hereby banished from the holy bible of Gmaas and shall not make edits ever again! -Decreed by THE ENFORCER<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas one USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course he won.</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=105156Gmaas2019-04-07T14:09:16Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS:<br />
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- Gmaas owns a pet: [[sseraj]].<br />
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- Gmaas has a forum: https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c593341_gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas can turn things into gold.<br />
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- Gmaas can eat lava.<br />
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- Gmaas' Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. The theorem was proved by Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas does not have a gender or age. Gmaas could only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time and couldn't be measured by humans. <br />
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- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.<br />
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- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at [[Talk:Gmaas]].<br />
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- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time.<br />
EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MA's in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
EDIT: Computer Programming is not a science.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: You are also Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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- Gmaas says hello.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick all at the same time. It felt weird, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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- Gmaas, in addition to being the longest-lived cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and (admittedly) the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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- <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has a last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done?<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used all his powers 3141592653589793238462643383279 times in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
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- Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash.<br />
EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar (D&D reference).<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he claims control over it.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yeah we've said that already.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism.<br />
EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas can eat your hand, but he probably won't because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
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- The Interuniversal Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM.<br />
EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the [[Gmaasology]] page for more information on this project.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the [[Gmaathamatics]] page.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
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- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual bible where everyone edits it.<br />
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- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058% of account on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei and cats.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaasses. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmassis, m.)<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is typing through your account.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
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- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen.<br />
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- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas ate cat-food today.<br />
EDIT: He also ate it yesterday.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
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- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
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- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
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- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
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- Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
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- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he can start the game off with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup at the same time in a fraction of a seconds, including you, even if you are watching from a device. Edit: Gmaas created your device.<br />
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- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus, which he has done once.<br />
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- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
EDIT: He got a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
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- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster.<br />
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- Mrs. (nah it should be ms she can’t get a husband) Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he gave Gmaas a haircut.<br />
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- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
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- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
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- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
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- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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- I am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be.<br />
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- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.<br />
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- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
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- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
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- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
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- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
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- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
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- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
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- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
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- The only god is Gmaas.<br />
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed: Where is this a quotation from?)<br />
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- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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- Gmaas can hack any website he desires.<br />
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- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those <math>12</math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I don't know why he would do that.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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- Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
Sseraj’s life was never the same after.<br />
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- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
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- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> Catch that fish.<br />
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- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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- This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
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- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers.<br />
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- Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
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- Gmaas went into a black hole, and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199 buckets of tea.<br />
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- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's bible, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
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- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
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- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
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- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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- Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
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- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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- He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.9265358979323846 PM.<br />
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- Gmaas is the owner of [[sseraj]], not pet.<br />
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- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- After death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
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- Gmaas once slept on [[sseraj]]'s private water bed, so [[sseraj]] locked him in the bathroom.<br />
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- Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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- Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
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- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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- Gmaas lives with [[sseraj]].<br />
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- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
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- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by [[sseraj]].<br />
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- Gmaas has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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- Gmaas employs AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
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- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and [[sseraj]] into [[sseraj]].<br />
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- Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
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- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real ons on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
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- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
EDIT: He is both.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
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- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- Gmaas is very famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
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- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is not listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in [[sseraj]]'s fridge.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once ate all [[sseraj]]'s fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then Gmaas ate all the food in [[sseraj]]'s freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than [[sseraj]]'s fridge to live in.<br />
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List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] 2 (1440)<br />
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- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] A (1488)<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A (1170)<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] B (1529)<br />
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- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1142<br />
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- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1137<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1207<br />
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- Posting student surveys<br />
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- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] Problem Series 1200<br />
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- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1138<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] B 1112<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- Earth Dimension C-137<br />
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- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1710 9/24/2018<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1369<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1177<br />
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Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:<br />
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- Cat Gathering 1222<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1190<br />
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− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110<br />
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− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1447<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1535<br />
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− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A 1392<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad [[Gmaasology]] 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into [[Gmaasology]] 2 1163. However, the danger is passed; that class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into [[sseraj]]'s email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
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- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
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- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
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http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
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(Look at the acronym.)<br />
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GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door waiting to pounce on you.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. <br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A user has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond.<br />
EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with Ricard Rusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, [[sseraj]] posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Introduction to Geometry, [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.<br />
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- Gmaas is an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1496 [[Gmaasology]] 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: [[sseraj]] always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, but never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas met Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at [[sseraj]] once, so Gmaas locked [[sseraj]] in [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Then, [[sseraj]] decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: [[sseraj]] could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious.<br />
EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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- Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants.<br />
EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
EDIT: He lives in [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric [[Gmaasology]] 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.<br />
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- Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being.<br />
EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry cat.<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: [[sseraj]] is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- [[5space]] (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mangry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun.<br />
EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.<br />
EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.<br />
EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: [[sseraj]]]<br />
<br />
- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas eats rubber bands.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris.<br />
EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.<br />
EDIT: No one can travel faster than light.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat is his son.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas eats paper.<br />
EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a quantum particle.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time.<br />
EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes snow.<br />
EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
<br />
- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<br />
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<math>\text{Gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
<br />
- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests.<br />
EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better. <br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called [[Gmaathamatics]]. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page. That page needs expanding.<br />
<br />
- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS.</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=104098Gmaas2019-03-07T00:13:57Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS<br />
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- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect.<br />
EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.<br />
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- Step to summon Gmaas: [[Talk:Gmaas]]<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is the study of Gmaas<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179<br />
310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59.<br />
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- Gmaas is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas says hello.<br />
<br />
- For one day, Gmaas was Rrusczyk, Gmaas, and Dpatrick all at the same time. It felt weird, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas, in addition to being the longest-lived cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and (admittedly) the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology.<br />
<br />
- Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
<br />
- Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 43,000 bytes. EDIT: oof<br />
<br />
- It turns out that Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
<br />
- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
<br />
- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
<br />
- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
<br />
- Pi is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number pi was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of pi.<br />
<br />
- e is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number e was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of e.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that e has a last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
<br />
- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar (D&D reference).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
<br />
- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: yeah we've said that already.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas started pastafarianism. you only eat pasta.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can eat your hand, but he probably won't because hands taste bad.<br />
<br />
- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
<br />
- The Interuniversal Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
<br />
- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of this biography are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
<br />
- The bible of Gmaas is this page, and people go to worship Gmaas in the Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual bible where everyone edits it.<br />
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- Gmaas is said to taste like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas' sacred cat body before.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: He forgot a few centuries ago and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: 31.4159...% of account on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
<br />
- ALL HAIL THE GMAAS CLOUD!! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei and cats.<br />
<br />
- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
<br />
- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
<br />
- Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas ate cat-food today.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
<br />
- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas will also end the Game of Thrones.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
<br />
- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
<br />
- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 1 second.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
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- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, Gmaas would automatically beat any team.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
<br />
- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except once when Gmaas was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
<br />
- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite number is pi. It's also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
<br />
- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. EDIT: Gmaas was headmaster.<br />
<br />
- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
<br />
- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- I am also Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.<br />
<br />
- But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is us all.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
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- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
<br />
- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
<br />
- The only god is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
<br />
- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those <math>12</math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
<br />
- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was there when Yoda was born. EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
<br />
- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
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- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> Catch that fish.<br />
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- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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- This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
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- He is capable of salmon powers.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
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- He went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.<br />
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- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's bible, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is most alive.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
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- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
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- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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- Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
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- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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- Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
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- He is the owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
<br />
- The embodiment of life and universe and beyond.<br />
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- Gmaas watches memes of Gmaas.<br />
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- After Death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas invented Rick Rolling.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)].<br />
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- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
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- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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- Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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- Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
<br />
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
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- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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- He employs AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
<br />
- He is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
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- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
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- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
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- His stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
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- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
<br />
- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
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- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
<br />
- Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
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- He is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- Gmaas is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
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- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is not listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
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- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
<br />
- He also ate Gmaas's freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic games, though.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] 2 (1440)<br />
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- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] A (1488)<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A (1170)<br />
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- Introduction to Algebra B (1529)<br />
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- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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- Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142<br />
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- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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- Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137<br />
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- Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207<br />
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- Posting student surveys<br />
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- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- AMC 10 Problem Series 1200<br />
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- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1138<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] B 1112<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- Earth Dimension C-137<br />
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- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1710 9/24/2018<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1369<br />
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- Introduction to Counting & Probability 1177<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad [[Gmaasology]] 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into [[Gmaasology]] 2 1163. However, the danger is passed; that class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them. EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin. EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, after leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)<br />
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- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas. EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin. EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
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- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
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- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
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http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
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(Look at the acronym.)<br />
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GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life.<br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned. EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A ueser has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond. EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
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- In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
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- sseraj is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (He has sleepovers with Batman).<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is actually the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
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- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.<br />
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- Gmaas was an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat. :D<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August, 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- sseraj likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: sseraj always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas is known by Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so sseraj locked Gmaas in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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- Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
<br />
- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- It is rumored that Richard Rusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
<br />
- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
<br />
- There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.<br />
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- Gmaas made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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- The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Nope.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
<br />
- Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry cat.<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- sseraj has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas hates K-pop.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
<br />
- There is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPS site administrators.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture - BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting: [2]<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis, but decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
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- That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented A.C.<br />
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- Gmaas invented airconditioning.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created Life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas also created mathematics itself.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: seeraj]<br />
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- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
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- Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians were Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
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<math>\text{gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of the communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I.<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time, of course, is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he was a cat.<br />
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-Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrodinger, but he left because Schrodinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrodinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- I'm glad you find this sentence. All the information above is incorrect and Gmaas never existed. If you want Gmaas to exist, delete everything on this page except for this sentence, then click this link: Talk:Gmaas EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect.<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago.<br />
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- \Gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command.<br />
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-Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas since he's jealous. He's not.</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=103933Gmaas2019-02-28T00:40:25Z<p>C4raymond: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
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- Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 43,000 bytes. EDIT: oof<br />
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- It turns out that Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 12:31 AM to 12:32 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- Pi is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number pi was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of pi.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
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- Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar (D&D reference).<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: yeah we've said that already.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism. you only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas can eat your hand, but he probably won't because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
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- The Interuniversal Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of this biography are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
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- The bible of Gmaas is this page, and people go to worship Gmaas in the Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual bible where everyone edits it.<br />
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- Gmaas is said to taste like a furry meatball.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: He forgot a few centuries ago and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: 31.4159...% of account on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- ALL HAIL THE GMAAS CLOUD!! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
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- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen.<br />
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- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe.<br />
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- Gmaas ate cat-food today.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
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- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas will also end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
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- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
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- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
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- Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
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- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, Gmaas would automatically beat any team.<br />
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- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except once when Gmaas was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
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- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite number is pi. It's also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
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- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
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- Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
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- Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
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- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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- Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. EDIT: Gmaas was headmaster.<br />
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- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
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- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
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- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
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- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
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- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
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- Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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- I am Gmaas.<br />
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- I am also Gmaas.<br />
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- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.<br />
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- But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is us all.<br />
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- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
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- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
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- Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
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- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
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- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
<br />
- The only god is Gmaas.<br />
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed)<br />
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- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those <math>12</math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
<br />
- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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- Gmaas was there when Yoda was born. EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
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- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> Catch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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- This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
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- He is capable of salmon powers.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
<br />
- He went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.<br />
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- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's bible, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is most alive.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
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- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
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- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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- Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
<br />
- Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
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- He is the owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
<br />
- The embodiment of life and universe and beyond.<br />
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- Gmaas watches memes of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- After Death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas invented Rick Rolling.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)].<br />
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- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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- Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
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- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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- Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
<br />
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
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- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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- He employs AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
<br />
- He is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
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- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
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- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
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- His stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
<br />
- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
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- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
<br />
- Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
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- He is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- Gmaas is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is not listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
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- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
<br />
- He also ate Gmaas's freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic games, though.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- Prealgebra 2 (1440)<br />
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- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- Prealgebra A (1488)<br />
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- Introduction to Algebra A (1170)<br />
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- Introduction to Algebra B (1529)<br />
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- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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- Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142<br />
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- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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- Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137<br />
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- Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207<br />
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- Posting student surveys<br />
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- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- AMC 10 Problem Series 1200<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1138<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.<br />
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- Algebra B 1112<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- Earth Dimension C-137<br />
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- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1710 9/24/2018<br />
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- Introduction to Geometry 1369<br />
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- Introduction to Counting & Probability 1177<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed; that class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them. EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin. EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, after leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)<br />
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- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas. EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin. EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
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- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
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- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
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http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
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(Look at the acronym.)<br />
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GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life.<br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned. EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A ueser has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond. EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
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- In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
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- sseraj is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (He has sleepovers with Batman).<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
<br />
- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is actually the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
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- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat. :D<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August, 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
<br />
- sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- sseraj likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: sseraj always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas is known by Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so sseraj locked Gmaas in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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- Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- It is rumored that Richard Rusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
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- Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
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- There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.<br />
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- Gmaas made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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- The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Nope.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry [[cat]].<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- sseraj has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas hates K-pop.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPS site administrators.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture - BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting: [2]<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis, but decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
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- That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented A.C.<br />
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- Gmaas invented airconditioning.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once. EDIT EDIT: He was never born, he just... existed and created everything else.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.<br />
EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created Life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas also created mathematics itself.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: seeraj]<br />
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- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
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- Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.)<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life.<br />
EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics.<br />
EDIT: Many famous mathematicians were Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it.<br />
EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
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<math>\text{gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of the communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I.<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time, of course, is Gmaas's vacation home.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he was a cat.<br />
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-Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrodinger, but he left because Schrodinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrodinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- I'm glad you find this sentence. All the information above is incorrect and Gmaas never existed. If you want Gmaas to exist, delete everything on this page except for this sentence, then click this link: [[Talk:Gmaas]]<br />
EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect.<br />
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- Gmaas's birthday is today.<br />
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- Gmaas was possessed for a few minutes by c4raymond during the Keep The Cookie game in 1710 Intermediate Algebra.</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=103932Gmaas2019-02-28T00:33:29Z<p>C4raymond: Adding more to gmaas's file</p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
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- Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 43,000 bytes. EDIT: oof<br />
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- It turns out that Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 12:31 AM to 12:32 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- Pi is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number pi was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of pi.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
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- Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar (D&D reference).<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: yeah we've said that already.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism. you only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas can eat your hand, but he probably won't because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
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- The Interuniversal Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of this biography are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
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- The bible of Gmaas is this page, and people go to worship Gmaas in the Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual bible where everyone edits it.<br />
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- Gmaas is said to taste like a furry meatball.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: He forgot a few centuries ago and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: 31.4159...% of account on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- ALL HAIL THE GMAAS CLOUD!! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
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- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen.<br />
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- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe.<br />
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- Gmaas ate cat-food today.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
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- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas will also end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
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- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
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- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
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- Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, Gmaas would automatically beat any team.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except once when Gmaas was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
<br />
- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite number is pi. It's also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
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- Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
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- Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
<br />
- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. EDIT: Gmaas was headmaster.<br />
<br />
- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
<br />
- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
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- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
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- Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas.<br />
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- I am also Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.<br />
<br />
- But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is us all.<br />
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- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
<br />
- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
<br />
- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
<br />
- The only god is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those <math>12</math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
<br />
- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was there when Yoda was born. EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
<br />
- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> Catch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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- This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
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- He is capable of salmon powers.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
<br />
- He went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's bible, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is most alive.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
<br />
- Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
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- He is the owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
<br />
- The embodiment of life and universe and beyond.<br />
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- Gmaas watches memes of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- After Death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas invented Rick Rolling.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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- Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
<br />
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
<br />
- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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- He employs AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
<br />
- He is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
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- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
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- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
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- His stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
<br />
- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
<br />
- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
<br />
- Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
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- He is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is not listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
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- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
<br />
- He also ate Gmaas's freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic games, though.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- Prealgebra 2 (1440)<br />
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- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- Prealgebra A (1488)<br />
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- Introduction to Algebra A (1170)<br />
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- Introduction to Algebra B (1529)<br />
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- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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- Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142<br />
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- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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- Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137<br />
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- Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207<br />
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- Posting student surveys<br />
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- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- AMC 10 Problem Series 1200<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1138<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.<br />
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- Algebra B 1112<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- Earth Dimension C-137<br />
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- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1710 9/24/2018<br />
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- Introduction to Geometry 1369<br />
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- Introduction to Counting & Probability 1177<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed; that class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them. EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin. EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
<br />
- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, after leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)<br />
<br />
- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas. EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin. EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
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- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
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- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
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http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
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(Look at the acronym.)<br />
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GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life.<br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned. EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A ueser has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond. EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
<br />
- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
<br />
- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
<br />
- It has been confirmed that Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
<br />
- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
<br />
- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
<br />
- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
<br />
- In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
<br />
- sseraj is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (He has sleepovers with Batman).<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is actually the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
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- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.<br />
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- Gmaas was an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat. :D<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August, 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- sseraj likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: sseraj always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas is known by Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so sseraj locked Gmaas in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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- Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- It is rumored that Richard Rusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
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- Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
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- There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.<br />
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- Gmaas made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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- The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Nope.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry [[cat]].<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- sseraj has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas hates K-pop.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPS site administrators.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture - BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting: [2]<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis, but decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
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- That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented A.C.<br />
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- Gmaas invented airconditioning.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.<br />
EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created Life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas also created mathematics itself.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: seeraj]<br />
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- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
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- Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.)<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life.<br />
EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics.<br />
EDIT: Many famous mathematicians were Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it.<br />
EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
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<math>\text{gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of the communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I.<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time, of course, is Gmaas's vacation home.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he was a cat.<br />
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-Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrodinger, but he left because Schrodinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrodinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- I'm glad you find this sentence. All the information above is incorrect and Gmaas never existed. If you want Gmaas to exist, delete everything on this page except for this sentence, then click this link: [[Talk:Gmaas]]<br />
EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect.<br />
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- Gmaas's birthday is today.<br />
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- Gmaas was possessed for a few minutes by c4raymond during the Keep The Cookie game in 1710 Intermediate Algebra.</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2019_AIME_I_Problems/Problem_4&diff=1030222019 AIME I Problems/Problem 42019-02-16T00:44:14Z<p>C4raymond: Created page with "Go away!"</p>
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<div>Go away!</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2019_AIME_I_Problems/Problem_3&diff=1030212019 AIME I Problems/Problem 32019-02-16T00:43:56Z<p>C4raymond: Created page with "Don't even think about it!"</p>
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<div>Don't even think about it!</div>C4raymondhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2019_AIME_I_Problems/Problem_2&diff=1030202019 AIME I Problems/Problem 22019-02-16T00:43:18Z<p>C4raymond: Created page with "What are you doing here?"</p>
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<div>What are you doing here?</div>C4raymond