https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Hannahptl&feedformat=atomAoPS Wiki - User contributions [en]2020-09-22T07:36:53ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.31.1https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2006_AMC_10B_Problems/Problem_2&diff=1252172006 AMC 10B Problems/Problem 22020-06-12T17:52:17Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>== Problem ==<br />
For real numbers <math>x</math> and <math>y</math>, define <math> x \spadesuit y = (x+y)(x-y) </math>. What is <math> 3 \spadesuit (4 \spadesuit 5) </math>?<br />
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<math> \mathrm{(A) \ } -72\qquad \mathrm{(B) \ } -27\qquad \mathrm{(C) \ } -24\qquad \mathrm{(D) \ } 24\qquad \mathrm{(E) \ } 72 </math><br />
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== Solution ==<br />
Since <math> x \spadesuit y = (x+y)(x-y) </math>: <br />
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<math> 3 \spadesuit (4 \spadesuit 5) = 3 \spadesuit((4+5)(4-5)) = 3 \spadesuit (-9) = (3+(-9))(3-(-9)) = -72 \Rightarrow \boxed{A}</math><br />
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== See Also ==<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2006|ab=B|num-b=1|num-a=3}}<br />
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[[Category:Introductory Algebra Problems]]<br />
{{MAA Notice}}</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=How_should_I_prepare%3F&diff=122602How should I prepare?2020-05-18T22:53:49Z<p>Hannahptl: grammar and spelling</p>
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<div>== Introduction ==<br />
The best way to prepare for math contests is to '''do lots of practice problems''' and learn the material necessary to solve the problems. There are also many books and online handouts/lectures you can use to improve your problem-solving skills. Depending on your current abilities, you will want to start out with different practice problems, different books, and in different areas of the forums. You should also try to strengthen in the areas you are not as good at. This guide is intended to help you get started.<br />
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== Books ==<br />
AoPS has a list of books available through the website, separated by contest level, [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Books/AoPS_B_CP.php here]. <br />
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The '''Art of Problem Solving books''' are an excellent resource to help prepare for math contests. They cover a broad range of topics, from algebra to geometry to number theory to combinatorics and much much more. <br />
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* Art of Problem Solving Volume 1 - [[MathCounts]], [[AMC 8]], [[AMC 10]]<br />
* Art of Problem Solving Volume 2 - [[AMC 12]], [[AIME]], [[USAMO]], [[MOP]]<br />
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The '''AoPS textbooks''' break down specific areas of mathematics. These books are on 3 levels, Introductory, Intermediate, and Advanced. The Advanced series, as well as part of the Intermediate series, has not yet been published. These books are indexed [https://artofproblemsolving.com/store/recommendations.php#state/240 here]. Excerpts are provided, as well as pretests and posttests to see if the books are on the right level for you. '''Alcumus''' is a good resource even if you do not own any of the AoPS books.<br />
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* Prealgebra - [[Mathcounts]], [[MOEMS]] <br />
* Introduction to Algebra - [[Mathcounts]], [[AMC 8]]<br />
* Introduction to Number Theory - [[Mathcounts]], [[AMC 8]], [[AMC 10]], [[AMC 12]], [[AIME]]<br />
* Introduction to Geometry - [[Mathcounts]], [[AMC 8]], [[AMC 10]], [[AMC 12]], [[AIME]], [[HMMT]]<br />
* Introduction to Counting & Probability - [[Mathcounts]], [[AMC 8]], [[AMC 10]], [[AMC 12]], [[AIME]]<br />
* Intermediate Algebra - AMC 10, AMC 12, [[AIME]], [[USAMO]], [[HMMT]]<br />
* Intermediate Counting & Probability - [[AMC 12]], [[AIME]], [[HMMT]], [[USAMO]]<br />
* Precalculus - [[AMC 12]], [[AIME]], [[USAMO]]<br />
* Calculus - [[HMMT]], [[Putnam]]<br />
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Here are a few more '''books good for preparation for higher level contests''' such as AMC 12, AIME, and USAMO (though some can be found online):<br />
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* [https://www.amazon.com/Three-Year-MATHCOUNTS-Marathon-Karen-Ge/dp/098550689X The Three-Year MATHCOUNTS Marathon] by Karen Ge (It is intended for Mathcounts, but it could potentially help in AMC 10 and 12.)<br />
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* [http://www.amazon.com/The-Art-Craft-Problem-Solving/dp/0471135712 Art and Craft of Problem Solving] by Paul Zeitz<br />
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* [http://www.amazon.com/Problem-Solving-Strategies-Problem-Books-Mathematics/dp/0387982191/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_b Problem-Solving Strategies] by Arthur Engel<br />
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* [http://www.amazon.com/Geometry-Revisited-New-Mathematical-Library/dp/0883856190 Geometry Revisited] by H.S.M. Coxeter & Samuel L. Greitzer<br />
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* [http://www.amazon.com/102-Combinatorial-Problems-Titu-Andreescu/dp/0817643176 102 Combinatorial Problems] by Titu Andreescu & Zuming Feng<br />
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* [http://www.amazon.com/103-Trigonometry-Problems-Training-Team/dp/0817643346/ref=pd_sim_b_1 103 Trigonometry Problems] by Titu Andreescu & Zuming Feng<br />
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* [http://www.amazon.com/104-Number-Theory-Problems-Training/dp/0817645276/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_b 104 Number Theory Problems] by Titu Andreescu & Zuming Feng<br />
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* [http://www.maa.org/press/ebooks/euclidean-geometry-in-mathematical-olympiads Euclidean Geometry in Math Olympiads] by Evan Chen<br />
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AMC 8:<br />
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Algebra: Introduction to Prealgebra<br />
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Geometry: Introduction to Geometry <br />
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Combinatorics: Introduction to Counting & Probability<br />
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General: Math competitions-Middle School<br />
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-Note:(Not much Number Theory is asked on the AMC 8).<br />
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AMC 10: <br />
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Algebra: Intermediate Algebra<br />
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Geometry: Introduction to Geometry <br />
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Combinatorics: Introduction to Counting & Probability<br />
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Number Theory: Introduction to Number Theory<br />
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General: Volume 1<br />
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AMC 12: <br />
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Algebra: Intermediate Algebra<br />
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Geometry: Introduction to Geometry <br />
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Combinatorics: Intermediate Counting & Probability, Introduction to Counting and Probability<br />
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Number Theory: Introduction to Number Theory<br />
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General: Volume 2<br />
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Extra: Introduction to Precalculus<br />
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== Practice Problems ==<br />
Old practice problems (with solutions) sorted by contest and year are available on the Wiki and the Resources section. Many practice problems are also available on the forums.<br />
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[https://www.clevermath.org/ Clevermath] provides weekly problems. (Currently, Clevermath is not available.)<br />
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Here are some old contest archives that may be useful for practicing with:<br />
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American Mathematics Competitions:<br />
* [[AMC 8 Problems and Solutions]] - [http://www.math.ksu.edu/main/handbook/ProblemSets AMC 8] is a national contest for grades 8 and younger. <br />
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* [[AMC 10 Problems and Solutions]] - [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php?c=182&cid=43 AMC 10] is a national contest for grades 10 and younger.<br />
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* [[AMC 12 Problems and Solutions]] - [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php?c=182&cid=44 AMC 12] is a national contest for grades 12 and younger.<br />
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American Invitational Mathematical Examination:<br />
* [[AIME Problems and Solutions]] - [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php?c=182&cid=45 AIME] is a contest administered to those who qualify with a high score on the AMC 10/12.<br />
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United States of America Mathematical Olympiad:<br />
* [[USAMO Problems and Solutions]] - [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php?c=182&cid=27 USAMO] is a proof-based contest which must be qualified for through a combination of AMC & AIME scores.<br />
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Harvard-MIT Mathematics Tournament:<br />
* [https://www.hmmt.co/archive/problems/ HMMT] is a nice contest on a hard AIME level.<br />
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* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php More Contests].<br />
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* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=AoPS_Past_Contests User-Created Contests].<br />
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There are certain strategies in preparing for the AMC 10/12- especially qualification for the AIME. <br />
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The AIME cutoff on the AMC 12 have ranged throughout (84-96) in the recent years. The top 5% of scorers qualify. In order to get a score in the range, a simple way is to answer 13 questions right and leave the rest blank which earns a score of 96. In the past, cutoffs have been around 100.5 but it’s very rare as contests are getting slightly harder year by year. This means, since the first 10 questions should be solved by nearly anyone, they are 60 “free” points. Throughout questions 10-20, answering 3-5 shall be enough.<br />
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Qualification for the USAMO however is much harder. Only 260-270 people qualify every year. USAMO qualifiers need a good combination of AMC & AIME scores. The average score on the AMC 12 for a USAMO qualifier is around 114-132. There are simple ways to do this but it takes a lot of work. Answering the first 15 right, and then getting 5 out of the 10 left would usually qualify.<br />
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The AIME cutoff on the AMC 10 have ranged throughout (102-120) in recent years. The top 2.5% of scorers qualify. The AMC 10 does test less topics than the AMC 12 but many questions go into much more depth. Cutoffs on the AMC 10 are higher since the testing only tests topics up to Geometry. AIME ranges from Algebra to precalculus, which means only very elite scorers make it. Though the qualifying scores are high, there is indeed a good strategy. Since you get 1.5 points for each question blank, it’s good just to do what you know. Answering 15 questions right and leaving the rest blank would earn a score of 105 while answering 20 right and leaving the rest blank would earn a score of 127.5. Since contests are getting harder as said earlier, 15-18 right should be enough. <br />
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Qualifications for the USAJMO is similar to that for the USAMO except they use AMC 10 scores.<br />
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Top 10 most Difficult math Competitions(National) in The USA:<br />
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10. MATHCOUNTS - Pre-Algebra, Geometry, Number Theory, Combinatorics, Logic<br />
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9. AMC 10 - Intermediate Algebra, Geometry, Advanced Number Theory, Combinatorics<br />
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8. AMC 12 - Intermediate Algebra, Geometry, Number Theory, Combinatorics, Pre-Calculus<br />
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7. ARML - Advanced Algebra, Geometry, Number Theory, Combinatorics<br />
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6. AIME - Advanced Algebra, Advanced Geomety, Number Theory, Combinatorics, Pre-Calculus<br />
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5. USAMTS - Advanced Algebra, Advanced Geometry, Number Theory, Combinatorics, Pre-Calculus<br />
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4. USAJMO - Advanced Algebra, Advanced Geomety, Advanced Number Theory, Combinatorics<br />
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3. USAMO - Advanced Algebra, Very Advanced Geomety, Advanced Number Theory, Combinatorics, Advanced Pre-Calculus<br />
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2. IMO - Very Advanced Algebra, Very Advanced Geometry, Very Advanced Number Theory, Advanced Combinatorics, Advanced Pre-Calculus<br />
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1. PUTNAM - Advanced Algebra, Geometry, Number Theory, Advanced Combinatorics, *Extremely Advanced Calculus*<br />
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== Forums ==<br />
The forums are one of the best ways to find problems to solve, get help with problems you cannot solve, and collaborate with people of all levels and abilities. The forum is divided into many subforums for problems of different difficulties.<br />
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* The [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c3_middle_school_math Middle School] forum is for MathCounts and AMC 8/10-level problems.<br />
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* The [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c4_high_school_math High School] forum is a good place to find AMC10/12-level and AIME-level problems.<br />
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* The [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c6_high_school_olympiads Olympiad] forum is a forum for problems at the olympiad level.<br />
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* The [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/community/c68_latex_and_asymptote LaTeX] forum is a place to get help with <math>\text{\LaTeX}</math>, which is what you use to type things like <math>2^3</math> on the forums.<br />
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== Cheat Sheets ==<br />
Many great reference guides are available for free on the internet.<br />
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* Coach Monk's [http://mathweb.scranton.edu/monks/courses/ProblemSolving/MathCountsPlaybookBW.pdf MathCounts Playbook] is a good place to start for MathCounts-level material.<br />
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* Coach Monk's [http://mathweb.scranton.edu/monks/courses/ProblemSolving/HighSchoolPlaybook.pdf High School Playbook] goes a little more in depth, and is useful for all levels of high school mathematics.<br />
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*The Mandelbrot Competition maintains a nice list of topics you need to know for high school math competitions called [http://www.mandelbrot.org/resources/forms/indivtopics.pdf All of Math in 3 Pages].<br />
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20060518133620/http://staff.imsa.edu/math/journal/volume4/articles/NoahSheets.pdf The Noah Sheets]<br />
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== Classes ==<br />
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If you are serious about improving your problem-solving skills, AoPS offers several online classes, available [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Classes/AoPS_C_About.php here].<br />
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[http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Classes/AoPS_C_WOOT.php WOOT] is an online class offered by AoPS for olympiad training. It has one of the best peer groups in the country, and is a great way to prepare for the USAMO.<br />
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== Summer Camps ==<br />
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Summer programs are also a great way to improve problem-solving skills. Some of these include:<br />
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* [http://www.promys.org/ PROMYS] <br />
* [http://www.mathcamp.org/ MathCamp]<br />
* [http://www.mathpath.org/ MathPath]<br />
* [http://www.awesomemath.org/index.shtml AwesomeMath]<br />
* [http://ideamath.org IdeaMath]<br />
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== Past AoPS Topics ==<br />
''' * [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c5h520900 Stop Looking for the "Right" Training]'''<br />
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''' * [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c5h420845p2379622 MellowMellon]'''<br />
=== Mathcounts ===<br />
* '''[http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/q1h1217349p6066794 How to Prepare for Mathcounts]'''<br />
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=== AMC ===<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=174272 Best Ways to Prepare]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=139495 AMC prep.]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=210890 too late to prepare?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=209162 Preparing book questions]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=208696 amc 10 prep course?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=194187 Torn between books]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=193636 studying for AMC 10 for next year]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=191604 advice for AMC success]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=189902 Advice for a newbie?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=187851 Which AOPS book to buy?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=186820 I need help with AMC10!]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=181662 How would you prepare for the AMC10 these next weeks?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=169323 Best way to prepare for the AMC 10]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=170137 amc 10??]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=148196 Algebra 2 and Preparation for AIME/AMC]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=136730 Getting High Scores on AMC]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=194022 Advice for AMC12]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=132677 getting better at math...fast]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=132374 Improving your AMC score!!!]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=133900 I finally got hold of the AoPS V2]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=181707 How to prepare for the AMC 12?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=184350 AMC 12 Preparation]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=174299 help w/ AMC12 and AIME?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=173664 Practicing By Taking Older Contests]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=152170 how should I study for the AMC 12/AIME?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=152414 Preparing for AMC12/AIME]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=1361994 attacking the later problems in the AMC 10/AMC 10 advice]<br />
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=== AIME ===<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=193085 AIME Prep: for newbies]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=173323 About preparing]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=169466 AoPS books are useless?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=170179 Book for AIME]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=136183 Concepts to know for the AIME...]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=136810 Trig functions to know for AIME?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=136536 Tips, Formulas, Must-knows, hard previous questions 4 AIME?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=132916 Easiest Subject to Improve In]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=132563 AIME prep...]<br />
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=== USAMO ===<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=199616 What to study]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=196885 Please Help!!!]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=172265 Recommended USAMO Prep?]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=149393 Memorization]<br />
* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=142476 USAMO Help!]<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
* [http://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Resources_for_mathematics_competitions Resources for Math Competitions]<br />
* [https://sites.google.com/site/wwphssmathclub/resources More Resources]<br />
* [https://sites.google.com/site/wwpnorthmathclub1/contest-prep Useful Handouts]<br />
* [http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/daltizio/mathstuff.html More Useful Handouts]</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=1952_AHSME_Problems&diff=1225871952 AHSME Problems2020-05-18T20:47:34Z<p>Hannahptl: /* Problem 17 */</p>
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== Problem 1 ==<br />
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If the radius of a circle is a rational number, its area is given by a number which is:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A)\ } \text{rational} \qquad \textbf{(B)\ } \text{irrational} \qquad \textbf{(C)\ } \text{integral} \qquad \textbf{(D)\ } \text{a perfect square }\qquad \textbf{(E)\ } \text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 1|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 2 ==<br />
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Two high school classes took the same test. One class of <math> 20 </math> students made an average grade of <math> 80\% </math>; the other class of <math> 30 </math> students made an average grade of <math> 70\% </math>. The average grade for all students in both classes is:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A)}\ 75\%\qquad \textbf{(B)}\ 74\%\qquad \textbf{(C)}\ 72\%\qquad \textbf{(D)}\ 77\%\qquad \textbf{(E)\ }\text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 2|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 3 ==<br />
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The expression <math> a^3-a^{-3} </math> equals: <br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\left(a-\frac{1}{a}\right)\left(a^2+1+\frac{1}{a^2}\right) \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\left(\frac{1}{a}-a\right)\left(a^2-1+\frac{1}{a^2}\right) \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }\left(a-\frac{1}{a}\right)\left(a^2-2+\frac{1}{a^2}\right) \qquad </math><br />
<math> \textbf{(D) \ }\left(\frac{1}{a}-a\right)\left(\frac{1}{a^2}+1+a^2\right) \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 3|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 4 ==<br />
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The cost <math> C </math> of sending a parcel post package weighing <math> P </math> pounds, <math> P </math> an integer, is <math> 10 </math> cents for the first pound and <math> 3 </math> cents for each additional pound. The formula for the cost is:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }C=10+3P \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }C=10P+3 \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }C=10+3(P-1) \qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D) \ }C=9+3P \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }C=10P-7 </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 4|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 5 ==<br />
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The points <math> (6,12) </math> and <math> (0,-6) </math> are connected by a straight line. Another point on this line is:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }(3,3) \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }(2,1) \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }(7,16) \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }(-1,-4) \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }(-3,-8) </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 5|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 6 ==<br />
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The difference of the roots of <math> x^2-7x-9=0 </math> is:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }+7 \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }+\frac{7}{2} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }+9 \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }2\sqrt{85} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\sqrt{85} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 6|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 7 ==<br />
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When simplified, <math> (x^{-1}+y^{-1})^{-1} </math> is equal to:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }x+y \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\frac{xy}{x+y} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }xy \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }\frac{1}{xy} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\frac{x+y}{xy} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 7|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 8 ==<br />
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Two equal circles in the same plane cannot have the following number of common tangents.<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }1 \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }2 \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }3 \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }4 \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 8|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 9 ==<br />
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If <math> m=\frac{cab}{a-b} </math>, then <math> b </math> equals:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\frac{m(a-b)}{ca} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\frac{cab-ma}{-m} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }\frac{1}{1+c} \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }\frac{ma}{m+ca} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\frac{m+ca}{ma} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 9|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 10 ==<br />
<br />
An automobile went up a hill at a speed of <math> 10 </math> miles an hour and down the same distance at a speed of <math> 20 </math> miles an hour. The average speed for the round trip was:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }12\frac{1}{2}\text{mph} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }13\frac{1}{3}\text{mph} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }14\frac{1}{2}\text{mph} \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }15\text{mph} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 10|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 11 ==<br />
<br />
If <math> y=f(x)=\frac{x+2}{x-1} </math>, then it is incorrect to say:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A)\ }x=\frac{y+2}{y-1}\qquad\textbf{(B)\ }f(0)=-2\qquad\textbf{(C)\ }f(1)=0\qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D)\ }f(-2)=0\qquad\textbf{(E)\ }f(y)=x </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 11|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 12 ==<br />
<br />
The sum to infinity of the terms of an infinite geometric progression is <math> 6 </math>. The sum of the first two terms is <math> 4\frac{1}{2} </math>. The first term of the progression is:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }3 \text{ or } 1\frac{1}{2} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }1 \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }2\frac{1}{2} \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }6 \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }9\text{ or }3 </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 12|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 13 ==<br />
<br />
The function <math> x^2+px+q </math> with <math> p </math> and <math> q </math> greater than zero has its minimum value when:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }x=-p \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }x=\frac{p}{2} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }x=-2p \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }x=\frac{p^2}{4q} \qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(E) \ }x=\frac{-p}{2} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 13|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 14 ==<br />
<br />
A house and store were sold for <math> \textdollar 12,000 </math> each. The house was sold at a loss of <math> 20\% </math> of the cost, and the store at a gain of <math> 20\% </math> of the cost. The entire transaction resulted in:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\text{no loss or gain} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\text{loss of }\textdollar 1000 \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }\text{gain of }\textdollar 1000 \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }\text{gain of }\textdollar 2000 \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 14|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 15 ==<br />
<br />
The sides of a triangle are in the ratio <math> 6:8:9 </math>. Then:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\text{the triangle is obtuse} </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(B) \ }\text{the angles are in the ratio }6:8:9 </math> <br />
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<math> \textbf{(C) \ }\text{the triangle is acute} </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D) \ }\text{the angle opposite the largest side is double the angle opposite the smallest side} </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(E) \ }\text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 15|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 16 ==<br />
<br />
If the base of a rectangle is increased by <math> 10\% </math> and the area is unchanged, then the altitude is decreased by:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }9\% \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }10\% \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }11\% \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }11\frac{1}{9}\% \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }9\frac{1}{11}\% </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 16|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 17 ==<br />
<br />
A merchant bought some goods at a discount of <math> 20\% </math> of the list price. He wants to mark them at such a price that he can give a discount of <math> 20\% </math> of the marked price and still make a profit of <math> 20\% </math> of the selling price.. The percent of the list price at which he should mark them is:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }20 \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }100 \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }125 \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }80 \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }120 </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 17|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 18 ==<br />
<br />
<math> \log p+\log q=\log(p+q) </math> only if:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }p=q=\text{zero} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }p=\frac{q^2}{1-q} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }p=q=1 \qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D) \ }p=\frac{q}{q-1} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }p=\frac{q}{q+1} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 18|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 19 ==<br />
<br />
Angle <math> B </math> of triangle <math> ABC </math> is trisected by <math> BD </math> and <math> BE </math> which meet <math> AC </math> at <math> D </math> and <math> E </math> respectively. Then:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\frac{AD}{EC}=\frac{AE}{DC} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\frac{AD}{EC}=\frac{AB}{BC} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }\frac{AD}{EC}=\frac{BD}{BE} \qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D) \ }\frac{AD}{EC}=\frac{(AB)(BD)}{(BE)(BC)} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\frac{AD}{EC}=\frac{(AE)(BD)}{(DC)(BE)} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 19|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 20 ==<br />
<br />
If <math> \frac{x}{y}=\frac{3}{4} </math>, then the incorrect expression in the following is:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\frac{x+y}{y}=\frac{7}{4} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\frac{y}{y-x}=\frac{4}{1} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }\frac{x+2y}{x}=\frac{11}{3} \qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D) \ }\frac{x}{2y}=\frac{3}{8} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\frac{x-y}{y}=\frac{1}{4} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 20|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 21 ==<br />
<br />
The sides of a regular polygon of <math> n </math> sides, <math> n>4 </math>, are extended to form a star. The number of degrees at each point of the star is:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\frac{360}{n} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\frac{(n-4)180}{n} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }\frac{(n-2)180}{n} \qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D) \ }180-\frac{90}{n} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\frac{180}{n} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 21|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 22 ==<br />
<br />
On hypotenuse <math> AB </math> of a right triangle <math> ABC </math> a second right triangle <math> ABD </math> is constructed with hypotenuse <math> AB </math>. If <math> \overline{BC}=1 </math>, <math> \overline{AC}=b </math>, and <math> \overline{AD}=2 </math>, then <math> \overline{BD} </math> equals:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\sqrt{b^2+1} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\sqrt{b^2-3} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }\sqrt{b^2+1}+2 \qquad </math><br />
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<math> \textbf{(D) \ }b^2+5 \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }\sqrt{b^2+3} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 22|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 23 ==<br />
<br />
If <math> \frac{x^2-bx}{ax-c}=\frac{m-1}{m+1} </math> has roots which are numerically equal but of opposite signs, the value of <math> m </math> must be:<br />
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<math> \textbf{(A) \ }\frac{a-b}{a+b} \qquad \textbf{(B) \ }\frac{a+b}{a-b} \qquad \textbf{(C) \ }c \qquad \textbf{(D) \ }\frac{1}{c} \qquad \textbf{(E) \ }1 </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 23|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 24 ==<br />
<br />
In the figure, it is given that angle <math> C = 90^{\circ} </math>,<math> \overline{AD} = \overline{DB} </math>,<math> DE \perp AB </math>, <math> \overline{AB} = 20 </math>, and <math> \overline{AC} = 12 </math>. The area of quadrilateral <math> ADEC </math> is: <br />
<asy><br />
unitsize(7);<br />
defaultpen(linewidth(.8pt)+fontsize(10pt));<br />
pair A,B,C,D,E;<br />
A=(0,0); B=(20,0); C=(36/5,48/5); D=(10,0); E=(10,75/10);<br />
draw(A--B--C--cycle); draw(D--E);<br />
label("$A$",A,SW); label("$B$",B,SE); label("$C$",C,N); label("$D$",D,S); label("$E$",E,NE);<br />
draw(rightanglemark(B,D,E,30));<br />
</asy><br />
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<math> \textbf{(A)}\ 75\qquad\textbf{(B)}\ 58\frac{1}{2}\qquad\textbf{(C)}\ 48\qquad\textbf{(D)}\ 37\frac{1}{2}\qquad\textbf{(E)}\ \text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 24|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 25 ==<br />
A powderman set a fuse for a blast to take place in <math>30</math> seconds. He ran away at a rate of <math>8</math> yards per second. Sound travels at the rate of <math>1080</math> feet per second. When the powderman heard the blast, he had run approximately:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A)}\ \text{200 yd.}\qquad\textbf{(B)}\ \text{352 yd.}\qquad\textbf{(C)}\ \text{300 yd.}\qquad\textbf{(D)}\ \text{245 yd.}\qquad\textbf{(E)}\ \text{512 yd.} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 25|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 26 ==<br />
If <math>\left(r+\frac1r\right)^2=3</math>, then <math>r^3+\frac1{r^3}</math> equals<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A)}\ 1\qquad\textbf{(B)}\ 2\qquad\textbf{(C)}\ 0\qquad\textbf{(D)}\ 3\qquad\textbf{(E)}\ 6</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 26|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 27 ==<br />
The ratio of the perimeter of an equilateral triangle having an altitude equal to the radius of a circle, to the perimeter of an equilateral triangle inscribed in the circle is:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A)}\ 1:2\qquad\textbf{(B)}\ 1:3\qquad\textbf{(C)}\ 1:\sqrt3\qquad\textbf{(D)}\ \sqrt3:2 \qquad\textbf{(E)}\ 2:3</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 27|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 28 ==<br />
In the table shown, the formula relating <math>x</math> and <math>y</math> is:<br />
<br />
<math>\begin{tabular}{|l|l|l|l|l|l|}<br />
\hline<br />
x & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 5 \\ \hline<br />
y & 3 & 7 & 13 & 21 & 31 \\<br />
\hline<br />
\end{tabular}</math><br />
<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A)}\ y=4x-1 \qquad \textbf{(B)}\ y=x^{3}-x^{2}+x+2 \qquad \textbf{(C)}\ y=x^2+x+1 \\ \qquad \textbf{(D)}\ y=(x^2+x+1)(x-1) \qquad \textbf{(E)}\ \text{None of these}</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 28|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 29 ==<br />
In a circle of radius <math>5</math> units, <math>CD</math> and <math>AB</math> are perpendicular diameters. A chord <math>CH</math> cutting <math>AB</math> at <math>K</math> is <math>8</math> units long. The diameter <math>AB</math> is divided into two segments whose dimensions are:<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A)}\ 1.25, 8.75 \qquad \textbf{(B)}\ 2.75, 7.25\qquad \textbf{(C)}\ 2,8 \qquad \textbf{(D)} \ 4,6 \qquad \textbf{(E)} \text{None of these}</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 29|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 30 ==<br />
<br />
When the sum of the first ten terms of an arithmetic progression is four times the sum of the first five terms, the ratio of the first term to the common difference is: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ 1: 2 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ 2: 1 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ 1: 4 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ 4: 1 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ 1: 1 </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 30|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 31 ==<br />
<br />
Given <math>12</math> points in a plane no three of which are collinear, the number of lines they determine is: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ 24 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ 54 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ 120 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ 66 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ \text{none of these}</math><br />
[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 31|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 32 ==<br />
<br />
<math>K</math> takes <math>30</math> minutes less time than <math>M</math> to travel a distance of <math>30</math> miles. <math>K</math> travels <math>\frac {1}{3}</math> mile per hour faster than <math>M</math>. If <math>x</math> is <math>K</math>'s rate of speed in miles per hours, then <math>K</math>'s time for the distance is: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \dfrac{x + \frac {1}{3}}{30} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ \dfrac{x - \frac {1}{3}}{30} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ \frac{30}{x+\frac{1}{3}}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ \frac{30}{x}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ \frac{x}{30} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 32|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 33 ==<br />
<br />
A circle and a square have the same perimeter. Then: <br />
<br />
<math>\text{(A) their areas are equal}\qquad\\<br />
\text{(B) the area of the circle is the greater} \qquad\\<br />
\text{(C) the area of the square is the greater} \qquad\\<br />
\text{(D) the area of the circle is } \pi \text{ times the area of the square}\qquad\\<br />
\text{(E) none of these}</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 33|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 34 ==<br />
<br />
The price of an article was increased <math>p\%</math>. Later the new price was decreased <math>p\%</math>. If the last price was one dollar, the original price was: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \frac{1-p^2}{200}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ \frac{\sqrt{1-p^2}}{100}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ \text{one dollar}\qquad\\<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ 1-\frac{p^2}{10000-p^2}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ \frac{10000}{10000-p^2} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 34|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 35 ==<br />
<br />
With a rational denominator, the expression <math>\frac {\sqrt {2}}{\sqrt {2} + \sqrt {3} - \sqrt {5}}</math> is equivalent to: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \frac {3 + \sqrt {6} + \sqrt {15}}{6} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ \frac {\sqrt {6} - 2 + \sqrt {10}}{6} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ \frac{2+\sqrt{6}+\sqrt{10}}{10} \qquad\\<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ \frac {2 + \sqrt {6} - \sqrt {10}}{6} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ \text{none of these} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 35|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 36 ==<br />
<br />
To be continuous at <math>x = - 1</math>, the value of <math>\frac {x^3 + 1}{x^2 - 1}</math> is taken to be: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ - 2 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ 0 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ \frac {3}{2} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ \infty \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ -\frac{3}{2} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 36|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 37 ==<br />
<br />
Two equal parallel chords are drawn <math>8</math> inches apart in a circle of radius <math>8</math> inches. The area of that part of the circle that lies between the chords is:<br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ 21\frac{1}{3}\pi-32\sqrt{3}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ 32\sqrt{3}+21\frac{1}{3}\pi\qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ 32\sqrt{3}+42\frac{2}{3}\pi \qquad\\<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ 16\sqrt {3} + 42\frac {2}{3}\pi \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ 42\frac {2}{3}\pi </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 37|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 38 ==<br />
<br />
The area of a trapezoidal field is <math>1400</math> square yards. Its altitude is <math>50</math> yards. Find the two bases, if the number of yards in each base is an integer divisible by <math>8</math>. The number of solutions to this problem is: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \text{none} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ \text{one} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ \text{two} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ \text{three} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ \text{more than three}</math><br />
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<br />
[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 38|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 39 ==<br />
<br />
If the perimeter of a rectangle is <math>p</math> and its diagonal is <math>d</math>, the difference between the length and width of the rectangle is: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \frac {\sqrt {8d^2 - p^2}}{2} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B)}\ \frac {\sqrt {8d^2 + p^2}}{2} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C)}\ \frac{\sqrt{6d^2-p^2}}{2}\qquad\\<br />
\textbf{(D)}\ \frac {\sqrt {6d^2 + p^2}}{2} \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E)}\ \frac {8d^2 - p^2}{4} </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 39|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 40 ==<br />
<br />
In order to draw a graph of <math>ax^2+bx+c</math>, a table of values was constructed. These values of the function for a set of equally spaced increasing values of <math>x</math> were <math>3844, 3969, 4096, 4227, 4356, 4489, 4624</math>, and <math>4761</math>. The one which is incorrect is: <br />
<br />
<math>\text{(A) } 4096 \qquad<br />
\text{(B) } 4356 \qquad<br />
\text{(C) } 4489 \qquad<br />
\text{(D) } 4761 \qquad<br />
\text{(E) } \text{none of these}</math><br />
<br />
[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 40|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 41 ==<br />
<br />
Increasing the radius of a cylinder by <math>6</math> units increased the volume by <math>y</math> cubic units. Increasing the altitude of the cylinder by <math>6</math> units also increases the volume by <math>y</math> cubic units. If the original altitude is <math>2</math>, then the original radius is: <br />
<br />
<math>\text{(A) } 2 \qquad<br />
\text{(B) } 4 \qquad<br />
\text{(C) } 6 \qquad<br />
\text{(D) } 6\pi \qquad<br />
\text{(E) } 8 </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 41|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 42 ==<br />
Let <math>D</math> represent a repeating decimal. If <math>P</math> denotes the <math>r</math> figures of <math>D</math> which do not repeat themselves, and <math>Q</math> denotes the <math>s</math> figures of <math>D</math> which do repeat themselves, then the incorrect expression is:<br />
<br />
<math>\text{(A) } D = .PQQQ\ldots \qquad\\ \text{(B) } 10^rD = P.QQQ\ldots \\ \text{(C) } 10^{r + s}D = PQ.QQQ\ldots \qquad\\ \text{(D) } 10^r(10^s - 1)D = Q(P - 1) \\ \text{(E) } 10^r\cdot10^{2s}D = PQQ.QQQ\ldots</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 42|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 43 ==<br />
<br />
The diameter of a circle is divided into <math>n</math> equal parts. On each part a semicircle is constructed. As <math>n</math> becomes very large, the sum of the lengths of the arcs of the semicircles approaches a length: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A) } \qquad</math> equal to the semi-circumference of the original circle<br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(B) } \qquad</math> equal to the diameter of the original circle<br />
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<math>\textbf{(C) } \qquad</math> greater than the diameter, but less than the semi-circumference of the original circle<br />
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<math>\textbf{(D) } \qquad</math> that is infinite<br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(E) } </math> greater than the semi-circumference<br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 43|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 44 ==<br />
<br />
If an integer of two digits is <math>k</math> times the sum of its digits, the number formed by interchanging the the digits is the sum of the digits multiplied by<br />
<br />
<math> \textbf{(A) \ } 9-k \qquad \textbf{(B) \ } 10-k \qquad \textbf{(C) \ } 11-k \qquad \textbf{(D) \ } k-1 \qquad \textbf{(E) \ } k+1 </math><br />
<br />
[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 44|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 45 ==<br />
<br />
If <math>a</math> and <math>b</math> are two unequal positive numbers, then: <br />
<br />
<math>\text{(A) } \frac{2ab}{a+b}>\sqrt{ab}>\frac{a+b}{2}\qquad<br />
\text{(B) } \sqrt{ab}>\frac{2ab}{a+b}>\frac{a+b}{2} \\<br />
\text{(C) } \frac{2ab}{a+b}>\frac{a+b}{2}>\sqrt{ab}\qquad<br />
\text{(D) } \frac{a+b}{2}>\frac{2ab}{a+b}>\sqrt{ab} \\<br />
\text{(E) } \frac {a + b}{2} > \sqrt {ab} > \frac {2ab}{a + b} </math><br />
<br />
[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 45|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 46 ==<br />
<br />
<br />
The base of a new rectangle equals the sum of the diagonal and the greater side of a given rectangle, while the altitude of the new rectangle equals the difference of the diagonal and the greater side of the given rectangle. The area of the new rectangle is: <br />
<br />
<math>\text{(A) greater than the area of the given rectangle} \quad\\<br />
\text{(B) equal to the area of the given rectangle} \quad\\<br />
\text{(C) equal to the area of a square with its side equal to the smaller side of the given rectangle} \quad\\<br />
\text{(D) equal to the area of a square with its side equal to the greater side of the given rectangle} \quad\\<br />
\text{(E) equal to the area of a rectangle whose dimensions are the diagonal and the shorter side of the given rectangle}</math><br />
<br />
<br />
[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 46|Solution]]<br />
<br />
== Problem 47 ==<br />
<br />
In the set of equations <math>z^x = y^{2x},\quad 2^z = 2\cdot4^x, \quad x + y + z = 16</math>, the integral roots in the order <math>x,y,z</math> are: <br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A) } 3,4,9 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(B) } 9,-5,-12 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(C) } 12,-5,9 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(D) } 4,3,9 \qquad<br />
\textbf{(E) } 4,9,3 </math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 47|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 48 ==<br />
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Two cyclists, <math>k</math> miles apart, and starting at the same time, would be together in <math>r</math> hours if they traveled in the same direction, but would pass each other in <math>t</math> hours if they traveled in opposite directions. The ratio of the speed of the faster cyclist to that of the slower is: <br />
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<math>\text{(A) } \frac {r + t}{r - t} \qquad<br />
\text{(B) } \frac {r}{r - t} \qquad<br />
\text{(C) } \frac {r + t}{r} \qquad<br />
\text{(D) } \frac{r}{t}\qquad<br />
\text{(E) } \frac{r+k}{t-k}</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 48|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 49 ==<br />
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unitsize(27);<br />
defaultpen(linewidth(.8pt)+fontsize(10pt));<br />
pair A,B,C,D,E,F,X,Y,Z;<br />
A=(3,3); B=(0,0); C=(6,0); D=(4,0); E=(4,2); F=(1,1);<br />
draw(A--B--C--cycle);<br />
draw(A--D); draw(B--E); draw(C--F);<br />
X=intersectionpoint(A--D,C--F); Y=intersectionpoint(B--E,A--D); Z=intersectionpoint(B--E,C--F);<br />
label("$A$",A,N); label("$B$",B,SW); label("$C$",C,SE);<br />
label("$D$",D,S); label("$E$",E,NE); label("$F$",F,NW);<br />
label("$N_1$",X,NE); label("$N_2$",Y,WNW); label("$N_3$",Z,S);<br />
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In the figure, <math>\overline{CD}</math>, <math>\overline{AE}</math> and <math>\overline{BF}</math> are one-third of their respective sides. It follows that <math>\overline{AN_2}: \overline{N_2N_1}: \overline{N_1D} = 3: 3: 1</math>, and similarly for lines BE and CF. Then the area of triangle <math>N_1N_2N_3</math> is: <br />
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<math>\text{(A) } \frac {1}{10} \triangle ABC \qquad<br />
\text{(B) } \frac {1}{9} \triangle ABC \qquad<br />
\text{(C) } \frac{1}{7}\triangle ABC\qquad<br />
\text{(D) } \frac{1}{6}\triangle ABC\qquad<br />
\text{(E) } \text{none of these}</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 49|Solution]]<br />
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== Problem 50 ==<br />
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A line initially 1 inch long grows according to the following law, where the first term is the initial length. <br />
<cmath> 1+\frac{1}{4}\sqrt{2}+\frac{1}{4}+\frac{1}{16}\sqrt{2}+\frac{1}{16}+\frac{1}{64}\sqrt{2}+\frac{1}{64}+\cdots </cmath><br />
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If the growth process continues forever, the limit of the length of the line is: <br />
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<math>\textbf{(A) } \infty\qquad<br />
\textbf{(B) } \frac{4}{3}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(C) } \frac{8}{3}\qquad<br />
\textbf{(D) } \frac{1}{3}(4+\sqrt{2})\qquad<br />
\textbf{(E) } \frac{2}{3}(4+\sqrt{2})</math><br />
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[[1952 AHSME Problems/Problem 50|Solution]]<br />
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== See also ==<br />
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* [[AMC 12 Problems and Solutions]]<br />
* [[Mathematics competition resources]]<br />
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{{AHSME 50p box|year=1952|before=[[1951 AHSME|1951 AHSC]]|after=[[1953 AHSME|1953 AHSC]]}} <br />
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{{MAA Notice}}</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Gmaas&diff=122195Talk:Gmaas2020-05-09T04:10:54Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>== Caution GMAAS followers ==<br />
Take caution GMAAS followers as some evil anti-GMAAS people will try to lure you and make you believe that GMAAS is fake. I say, however, GMAAS is real! And will always be real!<br />
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Now let's get some things straight. GMAAS never changes his oh so powerful name. Neither is he Grumpy Cat. Grumpy Cat is a mere mortal, GMAAS on the other hand lives forever. Another thing, the new GMAAS page is [[GMAAS | here]], it was restored by me as the old one was locked.<br />
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Let me remind all of you that times like these will be hard as the number of GMAAS followers has decreased.<br />
But remain faithful!<br />
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--[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 18:49, 2 April 2020 (EDT)<br />
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It seems that the only Gmaas follower is Piphi, however, it shows that this tab is in use and being updated daily, so the page is still in use. This page WILL NOT be deleted, since it shows that at least one user is watching this page.<br />
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== Summoning GMAAS ==<br />
Follow the following steps to summon [[Gmaas]]:<br />
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1. Draw a circle and circumscribe it with a regular hexagon and an equilateral triangle.<br />
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2. Write the numerical value of <math>17^{36}</math> along the edge of the circle.<br />
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3. Write the numerical value of <math>33^{29}</math> along the edge of the hexagon.<br />
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4. Write the numerical value of <math>\cot(0)</math> 5 centimeters above the hexagon.<br />
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5. Write the numerical value of <math>\tan(\frac{\pi}{2} rad)</math> 5 centimeters below the hexagon.<br />
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6. Write the numerical value of <math>\ln(0)</math> inside the circle.<br />
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7. Write the numerical value of the melting point of water inside the circle. Include units and write 15 significant digits.<br />
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8. Write the numerical value of the gravitational constant inside the circle. Include units and write 25 significant digits.<br />
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9. Carry the paper with the circle and hexagon in your left hand.<br />
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10. Recite the value of <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> and include <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> (rounded to the nearest septillionth) digits.<br />
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11. Travel at the speed of light with that paper and Gmaas will be summoned.<br />
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EDIT: The author congratulates the previous editor for his research on the cutting edge of Gmaasology. He/she has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Gmaasology for his discovery. However, the aforementioned summoning has several problems: it does not specify the dimensions of the hexagon or the circle; the fact that it has to be drawn on a paper; the size of the paper; the pressure of the water being melted; whether <math>\frac{\pi}{2}</math> radians, degrees, or gradians; the exact location if the value of <math>17^{36}</math> and <math>33^{29}</math> in the diagram and the base those numbers should be written in; the units of the melting point of water or the units of the gravitational constant; or the location where Gmaas will be summoned. He might be summoned on the other side of the universe.<br />
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The person who wrote the steps to summon Gmaas says:<br />
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When I followed this procedure to summon Gmaas, I used a paper that is 15 inches long and 11 inches wide. It is currently unknown whether paper of other dimensions can be used to summon Gmaas. For step 7, the pressure of the water being melted is at 611.66 Pascals, which matches the triple point of water. Also, the units of the melting points of water and the gravitational constant should be written in terms of SI base units. The circle used should have a radius of 5 inches. If you follow this procedure, Gmaas will be summoned for about 3.53 nanoseconds at a random position in the planet you are on. The exact time Gmaas will be summoned depends on how accurately you follow the procedure. For example, if the melting point of water and the gravitational constant are accurate to 200 significant digits, then Gmaas will be summoned for 77.8 microseconds. If they are accurate to 400 significant digits, Gmaas will be summoned for 1.7 seconds. The function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is still unknown.<br />
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EDIT: Based on the two data points, the function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is <math>t=.0081111s+.5444</math>.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas no longer appears with a hexagon. You must now draw a heptagon.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas never appears for more than 10 seconds, and burns the paper with him, forcing you do do it all over again to summon him again<br />
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Edit: If you are able to edit these steps, then you have been partially (<math>\frac{1}{1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000}</math>) enlightened by Gmaas<br />
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Edit Names For Challenge:<br />
juliankuang<br />
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== Gmaas ==<br />
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NOOOOO. THEY DELETED THE PAGE!!! https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas#Known_Facts_About_gmaas<br />
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HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!! - asdf334 ;( currently mourning this loss<br />
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NOPE. IT'S THERE NOW LAST TIME I CHECKED. -MATHGUY49<br />
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Collball: Talk: Gmaas is not the place to post your article.<br />
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(Mistyketchum28: EDIT: ALL HAIL GMAAS<br />
btw ONLY THE PART IN PARENTHESIS IS WRITTEN BY ME <br />
IM NOT CoPYING)<br />
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GMAAS PaGE IS NOW PROTECTED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo - juliankuang, crying in bed right now<br />
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There's even a mistake in the first line :(<br />
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It's been protected since 16:49, December 18, 2019 someone should make a petition to bring it back --[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 14:43, 2 March 2020 (EST)<br />
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== No more sseraj ==<br />
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By the way, Samer Seraj (GMAAS's slave) doesn't use the account sseraj anymore.<br />
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== Locking the GMAAS page ==<br />
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It's a sad thing the 5space locked the GMAAS page. But at least we still have this Talk page<br />
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--[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 18:47, 26 December 2019 (EST)<br />
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It might not be 5space. Let us just put hope, even if absurd the idea is, that the Gmaas page will be unprotected soon. juliankuang 14:15, 31 December 2019 (EST) juliankuang<br />
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It is 5space, that's what the history page says. I think he locked it because there was a user that blanked the page like 3 times.<br />
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--[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 18:47, 30 December 2019 (EST)<br />
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--[[User:ARay10|ARay10]] ([[User talk:Aray10|talk]]) 02:08 2 January 2020 (EST)<br />
Even if it is locked, honor Gmass! He is really important.<br />
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Respect Gmaas. Spell His name correctly. juliankuang 10:17, 2 January 2020 (EST)<br />
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Actually it's spelled GMAAS, that's what sseraj called him.<br />
--[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 14:15, 2 January 2020 (EST)<br />
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But there is no more sseraj ARay 10 20:34, 3 January 2020 (EST)<br />
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==Some of Gmass's facts==<br />
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Notice, this is not all, as the real Gmass page has to be the biggest.<br />
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gmaaas is our leader. To prove yourself worthy of GMAAS, you have to memorize facts: _________________________________________________<br />
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/1/d/4/1d4ec3462f2c90f5a6c6b194e0a40b8418f554ec.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again: [b]Proof of the MAAS theorem[/b]: The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Games theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Games theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. Games can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the Games theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, games, wanted to eat some gnats. Games have stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. GMAAS's archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Games hates John Wick. Germans knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only games knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like meme dog. Games was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting meme dog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmass doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears. EDIT EDIT: GMAAS is now confirmed to like al video game OSTs, especially Undertale. His favorite song is Megalovania. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is false.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON'T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has now invented a new form of chess<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Gmaas. You are not Gmaas. Gmaas does not pay people to edit; we do it because we want to.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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====I got the message "Too many messages." when trying to send a private message, why?====<br />
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<br />
==== Posting often makes me a better user, right? ====<br />
<br />
No. The quality of your posts matter far more than the number of posts you make. In fact, if you make too many unnecessary and spammy posts, you may find your posting privileges revoked.<br />
<br />
==== I have made some posts but my post count did not increase. Why? ====<br />
:Some forums, including the Test Forum, Mafia!, Fun Factory, and most user created forums, do not count toward total posts. <br />
<br />
==== I believe a post needs corrective action. What should I do? ====<br />
:If you believe a post needs moderative action, you may report it by clicking the <font face="aops">Z</font> icon on the upper-right corner of that post. If it's a minor mistake, you may want to PM the offending user instead and explain how they can make their post better.<br />
<br />
==== How do I post images? ====<br />
:While AoPS forums have the ability to attach images, we do not generally recommend doing so, as we can not guarantee the images will be available through upgrades, restorations, etc. We also have limited disk space which causes us to remove attachments from time to time. Therefore, we recommend using a third party image hosting solution. There are many options, but we recommend imgur.com.<br />
<br />
:* Go to https://imgur.com<br />
:* Click New Post<br />
:* Upload your image<br />
:* Mouse over image<br />
:* Click the 3 dots in upper right corner<br />
:* Click <b>Get Share Links</b><br />
:* Find the BBCode option and click the green Copy Link button<br />
:* Paste the copied info into your forum or blog post.<br />
<br />
====How do I become a moderator of a forum?====<br />
:The creators of user-created forums select moderators in several different ways. Contact the creator(s) of the forum for more information.<br />
<br />
== Blogs ==<br />
==== How come I can't create a blog? ====<br />
:One needs to have at least 5 posts in order to make a blog.<br />
<br />
==== How do I make my blog look nice? ====<br />
:Many AoPSers make their blogs look nice by applying CSS, which is a high-level stylesheet language. This can be done by typing code into the CSS box in the Blog Control Panel.<br />
<br />
== Alcumus ==<br />
<br />
==== How is rating computed? ====<br />
:The rating is more of a prediction of what percentage of problems in the topic the Alcumus engine believes you will get correct. As you get more and more correct, the rating will go up slower and slower. However, if you are predicted to get most correct, and you miss one or two problems, the rating, or prediction of percentage correct, will go down.<br />
<br />
==== I am stuck on a problem, and changing the topic does not change the problem. ====<br />
:Alcumus provides review problems to make sure you still recall information learned from the past. You may not skip these problems. <br />
<br />
== Contests ==<br />
==== Where can I find past contest questions and solutions? ====<br />
:In the [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php Contests] section.<br />
<br />
==== How do I get problems onto the contest page? ====<br />
<br />
:Make a topic for each question in the appropriate forum, copy/paste the urls to the National Olympiad. Your problems may eventually be submitted into the Contest page.<br />
<br />
==== What are the guidelines for posting problems to be added to the contests section? ====<br />
:Refer to the [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=144&t=195579 guidelines in this post].<br />
<br />
==== Why are the contest collections missing many contest questions ? ====<br />
:Generally, it is because users have not yet posted them onto the wiki (translation difficulties, not having access to the actual problems, lack of interest, etc). If you have a copy, please post the problems in the Community Section! In some cases, however, problems may be missing due to copyright claims from maths organizations.<br />
<br />
====Where are all of the mock contests?====<br />
:User-generated mock contests are now in its separate subforum, [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864_aops_mock_contests AoPS Mock Contests]. Please use that forum for creating, hosting, participating in, or recruiting writers/test solvers for mock contests.<br />
<br />
====How can I host a mock contest?====<br />
:See posts on [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864h1168324_hi__im_interested_in_writing_a_mock_contest writing a mock contest] and [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864h1349281_tips_for_organizing_a_mock_contest Tips for Organizing a Mock Contest].<br />
<br />
== LaTeX and Asymptote ==<br />
==== What is LaTeX, and how do I use it? ====<br />
<br />
:<math>\text{\LaTeX}</math> is a typesetting markup language and document preparation system. It is widely used for typesetting expressions containing mathematical formulae. See [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/LaTeX:About LaTeX:About].<br />
<br />
==== How can I download LaTeX to use on the forums? ====<br />
<br />
:There are no downloads necessary; the forums and the wiki render LaTeX commands between dollar signs.<br />
<br />
==== How can I download LaTeX for personal use? ====<br />
:You can download TeXstudio [http://texstudio.sourceforge.net here] or TeXnicCenter [http://www.texniccenter.org here]<br />
<br />
==== Where can I find a list of LaTeX commands? ====<br />
:See [[LaTeX:Symbols|here]].<br />
<br />
==== Where can I test LaTeX commands? ====<br />
<br />
:[[A:SAND|Sandbox]] or [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Resources/texer.php TeXeR]. You can also use our [http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c67_test_forum Test Forum].<br />
<br />
==== Where can I find examples of Asymptote diagrams and code? ====<br />
<br />
:Search this wiki for the <tt><nowiki><asy></nowiki></tt> tag or the Forums for the <tt><nowiki>[asy]</nowiki></tt> tag. See also [[Asymptote:_Useful_commands_and_their_Output|these examples]] and [[Proofs without words|this article]] (click on the images to obtain the code).<br />
<br />
==== How can I draw 3D diagrams? ====<br />
<br />
:See [[Asymptote: 3D graphics]].<br />
<br />
==== What is the cse5 package? ==== <br />
<br />
:See [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=519&t=149650 here]. The package contains a set of shorthand commands that implement the behavior of usual commands, for example <tt>D()</tt> for <tt>draw()</tt> and <tt>dot()</tt>, and so forth.<br />
<br />
==== What is the olympiad package? ====<br />
<br />
:See [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=519&t=165767 here]. The package contains a set of commands useful for drawing diagrams related to [[:Category:Olympiad Geometry Problems|olympiad geometry problems]].<br />
<br />
== AoPSWiki ==<br />
==== Is there a guide for wiki syntax? ====<br />
<br />
:See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Wiki_markup wiki markup], [[AoPS_Wiki:Tutorial]], and [[Help:Contents]].<br />
<br />
==== What do I do if I see a mistake in the wiki? ====<br />
<br />
:Click "edit" and correct the error.<br />
<br />
== Miscellaneous ==<br />
==== Is it possible to join the AoPS Staff? ====<br />
<br />
:Yes. Mr. Rusczyk sometimes hires a small army of college students to work as interns, graders, and teaching assistants. You must be at least in your second semester of your senior year and be legal to work in the U.S. (at least 16).<br />
<br />
==== What is the minimum age to be an assistant in an Art of Problem Solving class? ====<br />
<br />
:You must have graduated from high school, or at least be in the second term of your senior year.<br />
<br />
==AoPS Acronyms==<br />
*'''AFK'''- Away from keyboard, inactive<br />
*'''AFAIK'''- As far as I know<br />
*'''AoPS'''- Art of Problem Solving<br />
*'''AIME'''- American Invitational Mathematics Examination<br />
*'''admin(s)'''- Administrator(s)<br />
*'''AMC'''- American Math Competitions<br />
*'''AMO'''-USA Mathematical Olympiad<br />
*'''ATM'''- At the Moment/Automated teller machine<br />
*'''brb'''- Be right back<br />
*'''BTW'''- By the way<br />
*'''CEMC''' - Centre for Mathematics and Computing<br />
*'''Combi''' - Combinatorics (Counting and Probability)<br />
*'''C&M''' - Competitions and Marathons!<br />
*'''C&P or C+P or CP''' - Counting and Probability or Contests and Programs<br />
*'''cbrt''' - Cube Root<br />
*'''DHR''' - Distinguished Honor Roll<br />
*'''EBWOP'''- Editing by way of post<br />
*'''FF'''- Fun Factory<br />
*'''FTFY''' - Fixed that for you<br />
*'''FTW'''- For the Win, a game on AoPS<br />
*'''gg'''- Good Game<br />
*'''gj'''- Good Job<br />
*'''glhf'''-Good Luck Have Fun<br />
*'''gtg''' - Got to go<br />
*'''HAY/hbu'''- How about you?<br />
*'''HR''' - Honor Roll<br />
*'''HSM''' - High School Math Forum<br />
*'''ID(R or E)K'''-I Don't (Really or Even) Know<br />
*'''ID(R or E)C'''-I Don't (Really or Even) Care<br />
*'''iff'''-If and only if<br />
*'''IIRC'''- If I recall correctly<br />
*'''IKR'''- I know, right?<br />
*'''IMO'''- In my opinion (or International Math Olympiad, depending on context)<br />
*'''IMHO'''- In my humble/honest opinion <br />
*'''JK'''- Just kidding<br />
*'''JMO'''- United States of America Junior Mathematical Olympiad<br />
*'''lol'''- Laugh Out Loud<br />
*'''MC'''- Mathcounts, a popular math contest for Middle School students.<br />
*'''NFL'''- Not for long/No friends left/National Football League<br />
*'''NHL'''-National Hockey League<br />
*'''mod(s)'''- Moderator(s)<br />
*'''MOEMS'''- Math Olympiads for Elementary and Middle Schools<br />
*'''MO(S)P'''- Mathematical Olympiad (Summer) Program<br />
*'''MSM'''- Middle School Math Forum<br />
*'''NIMO'''-National Internet Math Olympiad<br />
*'''NT'''- Number Theory<br />
*'''OBC'''- Online by computer<br />
*'''OMG'''- Oh My Gosh<br />
*'''OMO'''-Online Math Open<br />
*'''OP'''- Original Poster/Original Post/Original Problem, or Overpowered/Overpowering<br />
*'''QED'''- Quod erat demonstrandum, Latin for "Which was to be proven"; some English mathematicians use it as an acronym for Quite Elegantly Done<br />
*'''QS&A'''- Questions, Suggestions, and Announcements Forum<br />
*'''ro(t)fl''' - Rolling on the floor laughing<br />
*'''smh''' - Shake my head/somehow<br />
*'''sqrt''' - Square root<br />
*'''Sticky'''- A post pinned to the top of a forum - a thing you really should read<br />
*'''ToS'''- Terms of Service - a thing you really should read<br />
*'''USA(J)MO'''- USA (Junior) Mathematical Olympiad<br />
*'''V/LA'''- Vacation or long absence/limited access<br />
*'''WDYM'''- What do you mean?<br />
*'''WIP'''- Work in progress<br />
*'''WLOG'''- Without loss of generality<br />
*'''WOOT''' - Worldwide Online Olympiad Training<br />
*'''wrt'''- With respect to<br />
*'''wtg''' - Way to go<br />
*'''tytia'''- Thank you, that is all<br />
*'''ty'''- Thank you<br />
*'''ttyl'''- Talk to you later<br />
*'''xD/XD'''- Bursting laugh (tilt your head sideways to see why it is so.)<br />
*'''TL;DR'''- Too long; don't read (a summary of the associated text)<br />
*'''yw'''- You're welcome<br />
<br />
== FTW! ==<br />
<br />
Please see the [//artofproblemsolving.com/ftw/faq For the Win! FAQ] for many common questions.<br />
<br />
== School ==<br />
<br />
==== What if I miss a class? ====<br />
:There are classroom transcripts available under My Classes, available at the top right of the web site. You can view these transcripts in order to review any missed material. You can also ask questions on the class message board. Don't worry, though, classroom participation usually isn't weighted heavily.<br />
<br />
==== Is there audio or video in class? ====<br />
:There is generally no audio or video in the class. The classes are generally text and image based, in an interactive chat room environment, which allows students to ask questions at any time during the class.<br />
<br />
==== What if I want to drop out of a class? ====<br />
:For any course with more than 2 classes, students can drop the course any time before the third class begins and receive a full refund. No drops are allowed after the third class has started. To drop the class, go to the My Classes section by clicking the My Classes link at the top-right of the website. Then find the area on the right side of the page that lets you drop the class. A refund will be processed within 10 business days.<br />
<br />
==== For my homework, there is supposed to be a green bar but it's orange, why? ====<br />
<br />
:The bar turns green if and only if writing problem is attempted.<br />
<br />
==== I need more time for my homework, what should I do? ====<br />
<br />
:There is a "Request Extension" button in the homework tab of your class. This will automatically extend the due date to 2 days after the normal deadline. If you want more time you need to ask for it in the little comment box, stating the reason why you want the extension, and how much time you want. This request will be looked at by the teachers and they will decide if you get the extension or not. Note that you can only use this button 3 times. After, you will need administrator approval.<br />
:Otherwise, you can send an email to extensions@aops.com with your username, class name and ID (the number in the class page URL after https://artofproblemsolving.com/class/) and reason for extension. Someone should get back to you within a couple days.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=AoPS_Wiki:FAQ&diff=121979AoPS Wiki:FAQ2020-05-04T02:57:50Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<br />
This is a community created list of Frequently Asked Questions about Art of Problem Solving. If you have a request to edit or add a question on this page, please make it [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=416&t=414129 here].<br />
<br />
== General==<br />
<br />
<br />
==== Can I change my username? ====<br />
<br />
: It is possible for you to contact AoPS and change your username. However, AoPS typically only changes usernames for privacy reasons (e.g., your current username reveals personal information) or if the username contains inappropriate content. AoPS will not change your username for other reasons (e.g., current username is too "cringy").<br />
<br />
==== What Will Happen to My Account Data If I Changed My Username? ====<br />
After your username is changed: <br />
<br />
: *All your changes on AoPS wiki will be saved although your contribution history will not be transferred to your new account<br />
: *You will have the same AoPS friends, messages, and post in the my message section<br />
: *Your scores or data for Reaper, Greed Control, and For The Win will be transferred to your new account<br />
: *Your account information will update for AoPS Academy and Beast Academy<br />
<br />
==== Why can't I change my avatar? ====<br />
(SO? who cares about avatars) (Hey! That’s rude. They’re something you can use to identify a particular user and a way you can personalize your account. And it can be fun to design them!)<br />
: You must be a user for two weeks before changing your avatar. You can customize your avatar by downloading a picture and changing the dimensions via computer; however, it's really hard to get a good-looking picture under the size limit. Instead, you could visit one of the many avatar shops to get one (try searching "avatar shop" in other forums on the community page).<br />
<br />
==== Something looks weird (e.g., blurry, missing line, etc.) ====<br />
<br />
: This is likely due to your browser zoom level. Please make sure your zoom level is at 100% for correct rendering of the web page. If it is at 100% and still doesn't look right, try a refresh or hard refresh. If it still shows up, follow the instructions [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c10h1076079_read_me_first__how_to_write_a_bug_report here] to submit a bug report about it in Site Support.<br />
<br />
==== Can I make more than one account?==== <br />
<br />
: Short answer: No.<br />
<br />
: Long answer: Multiple accounts (multis) are banned on AoPS. Having more than one account leads to issues of not remembering on what account you did what. Using multiple accounts in an attempt to "game" the system, (e.g. increase rating for posts or in online games) or otherwise violate the ToS without consequences will lead to all or some of your accounts being deactivated. If you have already made additional accounts, please choose one account and stop using the others.<br />
<br />
====What software does Art of Problem Solving use to run the website?====<br />
<br />
:* Search: Solr<br />
:* Wiki: MediaWiki<br />
:* Asymptote and <math>\text{\LaTeX}</math> are generated through their respective binary packages<br />
:* Videos: YouTube<br />
:* PyWindow: Skulpt<br />
<br />
:All other parts of the website are custom built.<br />
<br />
====Can you make an AoPS App?====<br />
<br />
:There are currently no plans to make an App as the website is just as functional as an app would be on mobile phones.<br />
<br />
== Forums ==<br />
<br />
====How do I create a forum?====<br />
<br />
:To create an AoPS forum, a user must be on the AoPS community for at least 2 weeks. To create a forum, hover over the community tab, then click "My AoPS." You should now see your avatar, along with your profile info, and a list of your friends. Now, click on the "My Forums" tab. There, you would be able to see which forum you moderate or administrate, as well as the private forums you can access. Click on the "+" button at the top right. This should lead you to a forum creating page.<br />
<br />
====Why do some posts say they were posted in the future?====<br />
:The AoPS clock is based on the official Naval Observatory time. This is considered the most accurate time. If your computer's system clock is behind the correct time, recent posts may indicate they were posted in the future. Please correct your computer's clock or enable clock synchronization so that your clock is always correct. Mac users may wish to check [http://www.macinstruct.com/node/92 Synchronize your Mac's Clock With A Time Server]. You can also check [http://www.time.gov the US offical time] which will also show you how much your clock is off.<br />
<br />
====I've lost admin access to a forum or blog I created, how do I get it back?====<br />
:Please send an email to sheriff@aops.com with the issue and URL of your forum. They will research your request and restore admin access to your forum if appropriate.<br />
<br />
====What should I do if I find a glitch in the community?====<br />
:First, search the Site Support forum to check if your issue has already been reported.<br />
<br />
:If your issue isn't reported, try refreshing your browser page. Most issues go away after a refresh and there is no need to report the issue unless it continues after you refresh your browser. You can refresh on most browsers in Windows and Chrome OS with Ctrl + R and on Mac with Cmd + R. To Hard Refresh, click Shift between Ctrl/Cmd and R.<br />
<br />
:Some commonly known glitches that should not be reported are avatars appearing twice in the topic list or private message, friends appearing more than once in the friend list, the edit icon showing next to a message when it shouldn't, and not being able to search for a forum after going back a page in the community.<br />
<br />
==== How do I format my post, e.g. bold text, add URLs, etc.? ====<br />
<br />
:AoPS is based on a markup language called BBCode. A tutorial of its functions on AoPS and how to use them can be found [[BBCode:Tutorial|here]].<br />
<br />
==== How do I hide content in the forums? ====<br />
:Wrap the content you want to hide in [hide] tags. This will make a clickable label that, once clicked, will reveal the content.<br />
[hide]Content[/hide]<br />
:If you want to customize the label, instead of saying "Click here to reveal hidden text", you can do something like:<br />
[hide=Label to display]Content[/hide]<br />
<br />
:Alternatively, wrap the content you want to hide in [tip] tags. This will make a hoverable label that, once hovered over, will reveal the content.<br />
[tip]Content[/tip]<br />
:If you want to customize the label, instead of saying "Hover for tip", you can do something like:<br />
[tip=Label to display]Content[/tip]<br />
<br />
====I got the message "Too many messages." when trying to send a private message, why?====<br />
:To prevent PM spam abuse like "hvbowibvibviorybvirusbshbiuovvisuvib", users with less than five forum posts are limited to four private messages within a forty-eight hour period.<br />
<br />
==== Posting often makes me a better user, right? ====<br />
<br />
No. The quality of your posts matter far more than the number of posts you make. In fact, if you make too many unnecessary and spammy posts, you may find your posting privileges revoked.<br />
<br />
==== I have made some posts but my post count did not increase. Why? ====<br />
:Some forums, including the Test Forum, Mafia!, Fun Factory, and most user created forums, do not count toward total posts. <br />
<br />
==== I believe a post needs corrective action. What should I do? ====<br />
:If you believe a post needs moderative action, you may report it by clicking the <font face="aops">Z</font> icon on the upper-right corner of that post. If it's a minor mistake, you may want to PM the offending user instead and explain how they can make their post better.<br />
<br />
==== How do I post images? ====<br />
:While AoPS forums have the ability to attach images, we do not generally recommend doing so, as we can not guarantee the images will be available through upgrades, restorations, etc. We also have limited disk space which causes us to remove attachments from time to time. Therefore, we recommend using a third party image hosting solution. There are many options, but we recommend imgur.com.<br />
<br />
:* Go to https://imgur.com<br />
:* Click New Post<br />
:* Upload your image<br />
:* Mouse over image<br />
:* Click the 3 dots in upper right corner<br />
:* Click <b>Get Share Links</b><br />
:* Find the BBCode option and click the green Copy Link button<br />
:* Paste the copied info into your forum or blog post.<br />
<br />
====How do I become a moderator of a forum?====<br />
:The creators of user-created forums select moderators in several different ways. Contact the creator(s) of the forum for more information.<br />
<br />
== Blogs ==<br />
==== How come I can't create a blog? ====<br />
:One needs to have at least 5 posts in order to make a blog.<br />
<br />
==== How do I make my blog look nice? ====<br />
:Many AoPSers make their blogs look nice by applying CSS, which is a high-level stylesheet language. This can be done by typing code into the CSS box in the Blog Control Panel.<br />
<br />
== Alcumus ==<br />
<br />
==== How is rating computed? ====<br />
:The rating is more of a prediction of what percentage of problems in the topic the Alcumus engine believes you will get correct. As you get more and more correct, the rating will go up slower and slower. However, if you are predicted to get most correct, and you miss one or two problems, the rating, or prediction of percentage correct, will go down.<br />
<br />
==== I am stuck on a problem, and changing the topic does not change the problem. ====<br />
:Alcumus provides review problems to make sure you still recall information learned from the past. You may not skip these problems. <br />
<br />
== Contests ==<br />
==== Where can I find past contest questions and solutions? ====<br />
:In the [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php Contests] section.<br />
<br />
==== How do I get problems onto the contest page? ====<br />
<br />
:Make a topic for each question in the appropriate forum, copy/paste the urls to the National Olympiad. Your problems may eventually be submitted into the Contest page.<br />
<br />
==== What are the guidelines for posting problems to be added to the contests section? ====<br />
:Refer to the [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=144&t=195579 guidelines in this post].<br />
<br />
==== Why are the contest collections missing many contest questions ? ====<br />
:Generally, it is because users have not yet posted them onto the wiki (translation difficulties, not having access to the actual problems, lack of interest, etc). If you have a copy, please post the problems in the Community Section! In some cases, however, problems may be missing due to copyright claims from maths organizations.<br />
<br />
====Where are all of the mock contests?====<br />
:User-generated mock contests are now in its separate subforum, [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864_aops_mock_contests AoPS Mock Contests]. Please use that forum for creating, hosting, participating in, or recruiting writers/test solvers for mock contests.<br />
<br />
====How can I host a mock contest?====<br />
:See posts on [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864h1168324_hi__im_interested_in_writing_a_mock_contest writing a mock contest] and [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864h1349281_tips_for_organizing_a_mock_contest Tips for Organizing a Mock Contest].<br />
<br />
== LaTeX and Asymptote ==<br />
==== What is LaTeX, and how do I use it? ====<br />
<br />
:<math>\text{\LaTeX}</math> is a typesetting markup language and document preparation system. It is widely used for typesetting expressions containing mathematical formulae. See [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/LaTeX:About LaTeX:About].<br />
<br />
==== How can I download LaTeX to use on the forums? ====<br />
<br />
:There are no downloads necessary; the forums and the wiki render LaTeX commands between dollar signs.<br />
<br />
==== How can I download LaTeX for personal use? ====<br />
:You can download TeXstudio [http://texstudio.sourceforge.net here] or TeXnicCenter [http://www.texniccenter.org here]<br />
<br />
==== Where can I find a list of LaTeX commands? ====<br />
:See [[LaTeX:Symbols|here]].<br />
<br />
==== Where can I test LaTeX commands? ====<br />
<br />
:[[A:SAND|Sandbox]] or [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Resources/texer.php TeXeR]. You can also use our [http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c67_test_forum Test Forum].<br />
<br />
==== Where can I find examples of Asymptote diagrams and code? ====<br />
<br />
:Search this wiki for the <tt><nowiki><asy></nowiki></tt> tag or the Forums for the <tt><nowiki>[asy]</nowiki></tt> tag. See also [[Asymptote:_Useful_commands_and_their_Output|these examples]] and [[Proofs without words|this article]] (click on the images to obtain the code).<br />
<br />
==== How can I draw 3D diagrams? ====<br />
<br />
:See [[Asymptote: 3D graphics]].<br />
<br />
==== What is the cse5 package? ==== <br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
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In a magic triangle, each of the six [[whole number|whole numbers]] <math>10-15</math> is placed in one of the [[circle|circles]] so that the sum, <math>S</math>, of the three numbers on each side of the [[triangle]] is the same. The largest possible value for <math>S</math> is<br />
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<asy><br />
draw(circle((0,0),1));<br />
draw(dir(60)--6*dir(60));<br />
draw(circle(7*dir(60),1));<br />
draw(8*dir(60)--13*dir(60));<br />
draw(circle(14*dir(60),1));<br />
draw((1,0)--(6,0));<br />
draw(circle((7,0),1));<br />
draw((8,0)--(13,0));<br />
draw(circle((14,0),1));<br />
draw(circle((10.5,6.0621778264910705273460621952706),1));<br />
draw((13.5,0.86602540378443864676372317075294)--(11,5.1961524227066318805823390245176));<br />
draw((10,6.9282032302755091741097853660235)--(7.5,11.258330249197702407928401219788));<br />
</asy><br />
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<math>\text{(A)}\ 36 \qquad \text{(B)}\ 37 \qquad \text{(C)}\ 38 \qquad \text{(D)}\ 39 \qquad \text{(E)}\ 40</math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
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Let the number in the top circle be <math>a</math> and then <math>b</math>, <math>c</math>, <math>d</math>, <math>e</math>, and <math>f</math>, going in clockwise order. Then, we have <cmath>S=a+b+c</cmath> <cmath>S=c+d+e</cmath> <cmath>S=e+f+a</cmath> <br />
<br />
Adding these [[equation|equations]] together, we get <br />
<br />
<cmath>\begin{align*}<br />
3S &= (a+b+c+d+e+f)+(a+c+e) \\<br />
&= 75+(a+c+e) \\<br />
\end{align*}</cmath><br />
<br />
where the last step comes from the fact that since <math>a</math>, <math>b</math>, <math>c</math>, <math>d</math>, <math>e</math>, and <math>f</math> are the numbers <math>10-15</math> in some order, their [[sum]] is <math>10+11+12+13+14+15=75</math><br />
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The left hand side is [[divisible]] by <math>3</math> and <math>75</math> is divisible by <math>3</math>, so <math>a+c+e</math> must be divisible by <math>3</math>. The largest possible value of <math>a+c+e</math> is then <math>15+14+13=42</math>, and the corresponding value of <math>S</math> is <math>\frac{75+42}{3}=39</math>, which is choice <math>\boxed{\text{D}}</math>. <br />
<br />
It turns out this sum is attainable if you let <cmath>a=15</cmath> <cmath>b=10</cmath> <cmath>c=14</cmath> <cmath>d=12</cmath> <cmath>e=13</cmath> <cmath>f=11</cmath><br />
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==Solution 2==<br />
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To make the sum the greatest, put the three largest numbers <math>(13,14</math> and <math>15)</math> in the corners. Then, balance the sides by putting the least integer <math>(10)</math> between the greatest sum <math>(14</math> and <math>15)</math>. Then put the next least integer <math>(11)</math> between the next greatest sum (<math>13 +15</math>). Fill in the last integer<math>(12)</math> and you can see that the sum of any three numbers on a side is (for example) <math>14 +10 + 15 = 39</math><br />
<math>\boxed{\text{D}}</math>. <br />
-by goldenn<br />
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==See Also==<br />
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{{AJHSME box|year=1985|num-b=23|num-a=25}}<br />
[[Category:Introductory Number Theory Problems]]<br />
[[Category:Introductory Algebra Problems]]<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
In a magic triangle, each of the six [[whole number|whole numbers]] <math>10-15</math> is placed in one of the [[circle|circles]] so that the sum, <math>S</math>, of the three numbers on each side of the [[triangle]] is the same. The largest possible value for <math>S</math> is<br />
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<asy><br />
draw(circle((0,0),1));<br />
draw(dir(60)--6*dir(60));<br />
draw(circle(7*dir(60),1));<br />
draw(8*dir(60)--13*dir(60));<br />
draw(circle(14*dir(60),1));<br />
draw((1,0)--(6,0));<br />
draw(circle((7,0),1));<br />
draw((8,0)--(13,0));<br />
draw(circle((14,0),1));<br />
draw(circle((10.5,6.0621778264910705273460621952706),1));<br />
draw((13.5,0.86602540378443864676372317075294)--(11,5.1961524227066318805823390245176));<br />
draw((10,6.9282032302755091741097853660235)--(7.5,11.258330249197702407928401219788));<br />
</asy><br />
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<math>\text{(A)}\ 36 \qquad \text{(B)}\ 37 \qquad \text{(C)}\ 38 \qquad \text{(D)}\ 39 \qquad \text{(E)}\ 40</math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
<br />
Let the number in the top circle be <math>a</math> and then <math>b</math>, <math>c</math>, <math>d</math>, <math>e</math>, and <math>f</math>, going in clockwise order. Then, we have <cmath>S=a+b+c</cmath> <cmath>S=c+d+e</cmath> <cmath>S=e+f+a</cmath> <br />
<br />
Adding these [[equation|equations]] together, we get <br />
<br />
<cmath>\begin{align*}<br />
3S &= (a+b+c+d+e+f)+(a+c+e) \\<br />
&= 75+(a+c+e) \\<br />
\end{align*}</cmath><br />
<br />
where the last step comes from the fact that since <math>a</math>, <math>b</math>, <math>c</math>, <math>d</math>, <math>e</math>, and <math>f</math> are the numbers <math>10-15</math> in some order, their [[sum]] is <math>10+11+12+13+14+15=75</math><br />
<br />
The left hand side is [[divisible]] by <math>3</math> and <math>75</math> is divisible by <math>3</math>, so <math>a+c+e</math> must be divisible by <math>3</math>. The largest possible value of <math>a+c+e</math> is then <math>15+14+13=42</math>, and the corresponding value of <math>S</math> is <math>\frac{75+42}{3}=39</math>, which is choice <math>\boxed{\text{D}}</math>. <br />
<br />
It turns out this sum is attainable if you let <cmath>a=15</cmath> <cmath>b=10</cmath> <cmath>c=14</cmath> <cmath>d=12</cmath> <cmath>e=13</cmath> <cmath>f=11</cmath><br />
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==Solution 2==<br />
<br />
To make the sum the greatest, put the three largest numbers <math>(13,14</math> and <math>15)</math> in the corners. Then, balance the sides by putting the least integer <math>(10)</math> between the greatest sum <math>(14 </math>and<math> 15)</math>. Then put the next least integer <math>(11)</math> between the next greatest sum (<math>13 +15</math>). Fill in the last integer<math>(12)</math> and you can see that the sum of any three numbers on a side is (for example) <math>14 +10 + 15 = 39</math><br />
<math>\boxed{\text{D}}</math>. <br />
-by goldenn<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
{{AJHSME box|year=1985|num-b=23|num-a=25}}<br />
[[Category:Introductory Number Theory Problems]]<br />
[[Category:Introductory Algebra Problems]]<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
In a magic triangle, each of the six [[whole number|whole numbers]] <math>10-15</math> is placed in one of the [[circle|circles]] so that the sum, <math>S</math>, of the three numbers on each side of the [[triangle]] is the same. The largest possible value for <math>S</math> is<br />
<br />
<asy><br />
draw(circle((0,0),1));<br />
draw(dir(60)--6*dir(60));<br />
draw(circle(7*dir(60),1));<br />
draw(8*dir(60)--13*dir(60));<br />
draw(circle(14*dir(60),1));<br />
draw((1,0)--(6,0));<br />
draw(circle((7,0),1));<br />
draw((8,0)--(13,0));<br />
draw(circle((14,0),1));<br />
draw(circle((10.5,6.0621778264910705273460621952706),1));<br />
draw((13.5,0.86602540378443864676372317075294)--(11,5.1961524227066318805823390245176));<br />
draw((10,6.9282032302755091741097853660235)--(7.5,11.258330249197702407928401219788));<br />
</asy><br />
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<math>\text{(A)}\ 36 \qquad \text{(B)}\ 37 \qquad \text{(C)}\ 38 \qquad \text{(D)}\ 39 \qquad \text{(E)}\ 40</math><br />
<br />
==Solution==<br />
<br />
Let the number in the top circle be <math>a</math> and then <math>b</math>, <math>c</math>, <math>d</math>, <math>e</math>, and <math>f</math>, going in clockwise order. Then, we have <cmath>S=a+b+c</cmath> <cmath>S=c+d+e</cmath> <cmath>S=e+f+a</cmath> <br />
<br />
Adding these [[equation|equations]] together, we get <br />
<br />
<cmath>\begin{align*}<br />
3S &= (a+b+c+d+e+f)+(a+c+e) \\<br />
&= 75+(a+c+e) \\<br />
\end{align*}</cmath><br />
<br />
where the last step comes from the fact that since <math>a</math>, <math>b</math>, <math>c</math>, <math>d</math>, <math>e</math>, and <math>f</math> are the numbers <math>10-15</math> in some order, their [[sum]] is <math>10+11+12+13+14+15=75</math><br />
<br />
The left hand side is [[divisible]] by <math>3</math> and <math>75</math> is divisible by <math>3</math>, so <math>a+c+e</math> must be divisible by <math>3</math>. The largest possible value of <math>a+c+e</math> is then <math>15+14+13=42</math>, and the corresponding value of <math>S</math> is <math>\frac{75+42}{3}=39</math>, which is choice <math>\boxed{\text{D}}</math>. <br />
<br />
It turns out this sum is attainable if you let <cmath>a=15</cmath> <cmath>b=10</cmath> <cmath>c=14</cmath> <cmath>d=12</cmath> <cmath>e=13</cmath> <cmath>f=11</cmath><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Solution 2==<br />
<br />
To make the sum the greatest, put the three largest numbers <math>(13,14</math> and <math>15)</math> in the corners. Then, balance the sides by putting the least integer <math>(10)</math> between the greatest sum <math>(14 </math>and<math> 15)</math>. Then put the next least integer <math>(11)</math> between the next greatest sum (<math>13 +15</math>). Fill in the last integer<math>(12)</math> and you can see that the sum of any three numbers on a side is (for example) <math>14 +10 + 15 = 39</math><br />
<math>\boxed{\text{D}}</math>. <br />
-by goldenn<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
{{AJHSME box|year=1985|num-b=23|num-a=25}}<br />
[[Category:Introductory Number Theory Problems]]<br />
[[Category:Introductory Algebra Problems]]<br />
<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
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<math>90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=</math><br />
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<math>\text{(A)}\ 845 \qquad \text{(B)}\ 945 \qquad \text{(C)}\ 1005 \qquad \text{(D)}\ 1025 \qquad \text{(E)}\ 1045</math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
<br />
===Solution 1===<br />
One possibility is to simply add them. However, this can be time-consuming, and there are other ways to solve this problem. <br />
We find a simpler problem in this problem, and simplify -> <math>90 + 91 + ... + 98 + 99 = 90 \times 10 + 1 + 2 + 3 + ... + 8 + 9</math><br />
<br />
We know <math>90 \times 10</math>, that's easy: <math>900</math>. So how do we find <math>1 + 2 + ... + 8 + 9</math>?<br />
<br />
We rearrange the numbers to make <math>(1 + 9) + (2 + 8) + (3 + 7) + (4 + 6) + 5</math>. You might have noticed that each of the terms we put next to each other add up to 10, which makes for easy adding. <math>4 \times 10 + 5 = 45</math>. Adding that on to 900 makes 945.<br />
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945 is <math>\boxed{\text{B}}</math><br />
<br />
===Solution 2===<br />
Instead of breaking the sum and then rearranging, we can start by rearranging:<br />
<cmath>\begin{align*}<br />
90+91+92+\cdots +98+99 &= (90+99)+(91+98)+(92+97)+(93+96)+(94+95) \\<br />
&= 189+189+189+189+189 \\<br />
&= 945\rightarrow \boxed{\text{B}} <br />
\end{align*}</cmath><br />
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===Solution 3===<br />
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We can use the formula for finite arithmetic sequences.<br />
<br />
It is <math>\frac{n}{2}\times</math> (<math>a_1+a_n</math>) where <math>n</math> is the number of terms in the sequence, <math>a_1</math> is the first term and <math>a_n</math> is the last term.<br />
<br />
Applying it here:<br />
<br />
<math>\frac{10}{2} \times (90+99) = 945 \rightarrow \boxed{B}</math><br />
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1. Draw a circle and circumscribe it with a regular hexagon and an equilateral triangle.<br />
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2. Write the numerical value of <math>17^{36}</math> along the edge of the circle.<br />
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3. Write the numerical value of <math>33^{29}</math> along the edge of the hexagon.<br />
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4. Write the numerical value of <math>\cot(0)</math> 5 centimeters above the hexagon.<br />
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5. Write the numerical value of <math>\tan(\frac{\pi}{2} rad)</math> 5 centimeters below the hexagon.<br />
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6. Write the numerical value of <math>\ln(0)</math> inside the circle.<br />
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7. Write the numerical value of the melting point of water inside the circle. Include units and write 15 significant digits.<br />
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8. Write the numerical value of the gravitational constant inside the circle. Include units and write 25 significant digits.<br />
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9. Carry the paper with the circle and hexagon in your left hand.<br />
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10. Recite the value of <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> and include <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> (rounded to the nearest septillionth) digits.<br />
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11. Travel at the speed of light with that paper and Gmaas will be summoned.<br />
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EDIT: The author congratulates the previous editor for his research on the cutting edge of Gmaasology. He/she has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Gmaasology for his discovery. However, the aforementioned summoning has several problems: it does not specify the dimensions of the hexagon or the circle; the fact that it has to be drawn on a paper; the size of the paper; the pressure of the water being melted; whether <math>\frac{\pi}{2}</math> radians, degrees, or gradians; the exact location if the value of <math>17^{36}</math> and <math>33^{29}</math> in the diagram and the base those numbers should be written in; the units of the melting point of water or the units of the gravitational constant; or the location where Gmaas will be summoned. He might be summoned on the other side of the universe.<br />
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The person who wrote the steps to summon Gmaas says:<br />
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When I followed this procedure to summon Gmaas, I used a paper that is 15 inches long and 11 inches wide. It is currently unknown whether paper of other dimensions can be used to summon Gmaas. For step 7, the pressure of the water being melted is at 611.66 Pascals, which matches the triple point of water. Also, the units of the melting points of water and the gravitational constant should be written in terms of SI base units. The circle used should have a radius of 5 inches. If you follow this procedure, Gmaas will be summoned for about 3.53 nanoseconds at a random position in the planet you are on. The exact time Gmaas will be summoned depends on how accurately you follow the procedure. For example, if the melting point of water and the gravitational constant are accurate to 200 significant digits, then Gmaas will be summoned for 77.8 microseconds. If they are accurate to 400 significant digits, Gmaas will be summoned for 1.7 seconds. The function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is still unknown.<br />
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EDIT: Based on the two data points, the function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is <math>t=.0081111s+.5444</math>.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas no longer appears with a hexagon. You must now draw a heptagon.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas never appears for more than 10 seconds, and burns the paper with him, forcing you do do it all over again to summon him again<br />
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Edit: If you are able to edit these steps, then you have been partially (<math>\frac{1}{1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000}</math>) enlightened by Gmaas<br />
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Edit Names For Challenge:<br />
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== Gmaas ==<br />
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NOOOOO. THEY DELETED THE PAGE!!! https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas#Known_Facts_About_gmaas<br />
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HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!! - asdf334 ;( currently mourning this loss<br />
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NOPE. IT'S THERE NOW LAST TIME I CHECKED. -MATHGUY49<br />
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Collball: Talk: Gmaas is not the place to post your article.<br />
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(Mistyketchum28: EDIT: ALL HAIL GMAAS<br />
btw ONLY THE PART IN PARENTHESIS IS WRITTEN BY ME <br />
IM NOT CoPYING)<br />
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GMAAS PaGE IS NOW PROTECTED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo - juliankuang, crying in bed right now<br />
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There's even a mistake in the first line ~hannahptl<br />
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== No more sseraj ==<br />
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By the way, Samer Seraj (GMAAS's slave) doesn't use the account sseraj anymore.<br />
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== Locking the GMAAS page ==<br />
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It's a sad thing the 5space locked the GMAAS page. But at least we still have this Talk page<br />
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--[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 18:47, 26 December 2019 (EST)<br />
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It might not be 5space. Let us just put hope, even if absurd the idea is, that the Gmaas page will be unprotected soon. juliankuang 14:15, 31 December 2019 (EST) juliankuang<br />
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It is 5space, that's what the history page says. I think he locked it because there was a user that blanked the page like 3 times.<br />
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--[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 18:47, 30 December 2019 (EST)<br />
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--[[User:ARay10|ARay10]] ([[User talk:Aray10|talk]]) 02:08 2 January 2020 (EST)<br />
Even if it is locked, honor Gmass! He is really important.<br />
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Respect Gmaas. Spell His name correctly. juliankuang 10:17, 2 January 2020 (EST)<br />
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Actually it's spelled GMAAS, that's what sseraj called him.<br />
--[[User:Piphi|piphi]] ([[User talk:Piphi|talk]]) 14:15, 2 January 2020 (EST)<br />
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But there is no more sseraj ARay 10 20:34, 3 January 2020 (EST)<br />
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==Some of Gmass's facts==<br />
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Notice, this is not all, as the real Gmass page has to be the biggest.<br />
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gmaaas is our leader. To prove yourself worthy of GMAAS, you don't have to memorize facts: _________________________________________________<br />
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again: [b]Proof of the MAAS theorem[/b]: The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Games theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Games theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. Games can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the Games theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, games, wanted to eat some gnats. Games have stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. GMAAS's archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Games hates John Wick. Germans knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only games knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like meme dog. Games was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting meme dog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmass doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears. EDIT EDIT: GMAAS is now confirmed to like al video game OSTs, especially Undertale. His favorite song is Megalovania. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is false.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON'T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has now invented a new form of chess<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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This article is spam ==== This article is spam ==== This article is spam ==== This article is spam ==== This article is spam ==== This article is spam ==== This article is spam ==== This article is spam This article is spam 107. Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Gmaas. You are not Gmaas. Gmaas does not pay people to edit; we do it because we want to.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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Most of the starting facts are false. Plz don't post these false facts, 1 of the reasons 5space locked it(along with blanking)</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=AoPS_Moderators&diff=113736AoPS Moderators2019-12-30T08:14:38Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>A moderator on the Art of Problem Solving website is a non-administrator user who has powers for a particular forum which non-moderators don't. That is: they can lock topics in a forum, move them, delete them, comment about certain posts and so on. The short form for moderator is mod, and the short term for an administrator is admin.<br />
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When a user is an Administrator, their name shows up in red.<br />
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A user automatically becomes an administrator of a forum if they create it. This user can manage who gets to be a mod or admin in said forum. <br />
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==Moderators vs. Administrators==<br />
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Administrators are more powerful in the Art of Problem Solving than moderators. Moderators answer to Administrators, and not vice versa. Administrators can edit who is a mod or admin, but moderators cannot.<br />
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Some admins might have their names in blue instead of red. Those are AoPS site administrators. They are administrators to all forums on AoPS, even private forums and class forums. They are part of the AoPS ninja squad, but all of them work for Gmaas.<br />
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==List of Admins ==<br />
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Below is a list of a few of the current AoPS site admins:<br />
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5space<br />
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<div>A moderator on the Art of Problem Solving website is a non-administrator user who has powers for a particular forum which non-moderators don't. That is: they can lock topics in a forum, move them, delete them, comment about certain posts and so on. The short form for moderator is mod, the short term for an administrator is admin.<br />
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When a user is an Administrator, their name shows up in red.<br />
When they are a mod, their name shows up in green.<br />
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A user automatically becomes an administrator of a forum if they create it. This user can manage who gets to be a mod or admin in said forum. <br />
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==Moderators vs. Administrators==<br />
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Administrators are more powerful in the Art of Problem Solving than moderators. Moderators answer to Administrators, and not vice versa. Administrators can edit who is a mod or admin, but moderators cannot.<br />
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Some admins might have their names in blue instead of red. Those are AoPS site administrators. They are administrators to all forums on AoPS, even private forums and class forums. They are part of the AoPS ninja squad, but all of them don't work for Gmaas since he is fake.<br />
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==List of Admins ==<br />
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Below is a list of some of the current AoPS site admins:<br />
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5space<br />
aarjunakani<br />
devenware<br />
var.<br />
P_C_R<br />
Gmaas<br />
There's a lot more!!!</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Real_Gmaas&diff=113734Real Gmaas2019-12-30T08:11:30Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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==GMAAS only exists in your imagination. Do not follow GMAAS. ==<br />
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Put you Username here if you are against Gmaas:<br />
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No one should be against Gmaas as Gmaas is our one and only true leader.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=113013Gmaas2019-12-18T01:20:26Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again: [b]Proof of the MAAS theorem[/b]: The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Games theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Games theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. Games can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the Games theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, games, wanted to eat some gnats. Games have stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. GMAAS's archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Games hates John Wick. Germans knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only games knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like meme dog. Games was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting meme dog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmass doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears. EDIT EDIT: GMAAS is now confirmed to like al video game OSTs, especially Undertale. His favorite song is Megalovania. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is false.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON'T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has now invented a new form of chess<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Gmaas. You are not Gmaas. Gmaas does not pay people to edit; we do it because we want to.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How dare you question the power of GMAAS?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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This article is spam 166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor. EDIT EDIT: Therefore, the doctor's name is Gmaas.<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately concealed blog.<br />
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This article is spam 190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favourite animal.<br />
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212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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219. Gmaas is the only one who knows what i is. Everyone else thinks that it's imaginary.<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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This article is spam 221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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243. A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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244. Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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245. Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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246. Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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247. Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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248. Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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249. Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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250. Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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251. sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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252. Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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253. sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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254. Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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255. Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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256. Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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257. Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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258. Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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259. Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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260. There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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261. Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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262. There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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263. Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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264. Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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265. GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you...<br />
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266. Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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267. Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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268. Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat. Gmaas is GMAAS.<br />
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269. Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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270. Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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271. Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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273. Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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274. There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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275. Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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276. Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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277. 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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278. Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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279. Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it. 199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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280. Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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281. Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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282. Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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283. Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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284. Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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285. Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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286. An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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287. Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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288. No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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289. In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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290. Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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291. <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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292. Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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293. Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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294. Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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295. When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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296. Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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297. Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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298. Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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299. Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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300. Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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303. Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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302. Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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303. Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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304. Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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305. Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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306. Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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307. This article is spam 228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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308. Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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309. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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310. Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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311. Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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322. Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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323. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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324. Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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325. Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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326. Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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327. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat.<br />
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328. Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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329. Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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330. Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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331. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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332. Gmaas created mathematics. EDIT: Gmaas discovered mathematics.<br />
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333. Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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334. Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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335. Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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336. Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird. EDIT: Gmaas broke the game.<br />
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337. Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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338. Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin. EDIT: Gmaas can also play The Flight of the Bumblebees.<br />
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339. Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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340. Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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341. Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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342. Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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343. Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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344. Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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345. Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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355. Gmaas is the only one who knows what "Inconceivable" means.<br />
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356. Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is for worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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357. Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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358. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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359 Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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360. Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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361. Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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362. GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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363. Gmaas does not like the new update. When he saw it, he looked like this.<br />
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364. Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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365. Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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366. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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367. When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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368. Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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369. Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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370. Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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371. Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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372. Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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373. Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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374. Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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375. Gmass is Catholic<br />
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376. Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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377. Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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378. Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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379. Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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380. \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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381. <math>\gmaas</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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382. Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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383. Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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384. Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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385. The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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386. Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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387. Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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388. Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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389. Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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390. Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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391. Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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392. Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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393. Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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394. Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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395. Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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396. Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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397. None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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398. Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong! EDIT: Gmass is the creator of Alcumus, so he got all right. EDIT EDIT: No he didn't. See. https://services.artofproblemsolving.com/download.php?id=YXR0YWNobWVudHMvZi8zLzQ5ZmE3YzBiZDE0ZjFhNTUwOGMwOGQ3Yzc0YWJlY2MwYjM4YWNkLnBuZw==&rn=U2NyZWVuc2hvdCAyMDE5LTEyLTA4IGF0IDEuNDcuMzAgUE0ucG5n <br />
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399. (Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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400. This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam. EDIT: No it isn't<br />
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401. Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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402. riben was a Gmaas multi, but Gmaas turned the account over to the present riben and imbued it with his power.<br />
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403. Gmaas was the being that made Sans from Ness.<br />
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404: Gmaas can be spotted on all Error 404 pages. This is an Error 404 page. Your life is an Error 404 page.<br />
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405: Gmaas's favorite game is Minecraft, with Breath of the Wild in a close second. His least favorite game is Fortnite. Gmaas intentionally made Fortnite bad so he could have a least favorite game.<br />
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406: Gmaas's favorite consoles are in this order: Nintendo, Atari, Xbox. Gmaas hates PlayStation.<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=112716Gmaas2019-12-08T23:34:36Z<p>Hannahptl: Undo revision 112709 by Anstar (talk)</p>
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<div>THE GREAT AND HOLY ALMIGHTY GMAAS is our leader. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great and holy and almighty GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-6 GMAAS created the infinite improbability drive to add some improbability into people's probable lives<br />
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-5 One way to tell that Albert Einstein is actually GMAAS is the hair. <br />
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-4 All of the gods that people believe in are actually GMAAS in disguise.<br />
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-i Wolfram Alpha was created by the holy and almighty GMAAS. It is linked to GMASS's brain and it uses 1/infinity of IT. GMASS's technician made a mistake and accidentally charges people for using it. EDIT: GMASS was bored after creating the Big Bang and chasing sseraj into the fridge and that is why HE, the great and almighty GMASS, sometimes charges people to do some math computations that would normally bore him.<br />
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-3.14159265358979... GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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- phi GMAAS wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again: [b]Proof of the GMAAS theorem[/b]: The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. Gmaas can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like memedog. Gmaas was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting memedog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmass doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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This article is spam 93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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This article is yellow idk why 105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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This article is spam 106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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This article is spam 127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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This article is spam 130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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This article is spam 149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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This article is spam 166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is spam 184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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This article is spam 185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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This article is spam 190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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This article is spam 201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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This article is spam 205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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This article is spam 206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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This article is spam 212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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This article is spam 216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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This article is spam 217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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This article is spam 218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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219. Gmaas is the only one who knows what i is. Everyone else thinks that it's imaginary.<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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This article is spam 221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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243. A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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244. Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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245. Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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246. Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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247. Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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248. Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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249. Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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250. Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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251. sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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252. Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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253. sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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254. Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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255. Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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256. Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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257. Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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258. Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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259. Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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260. There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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261. Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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262. There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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263. Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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264. Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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265. GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you...<br />
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266. Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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267. Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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268. Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat. Gmaas is GMAAS.<br />
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269. Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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270. Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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271. Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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This article is spam 272. sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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273. Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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274. There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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275. Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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276. Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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277. 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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278. Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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279. Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it. 199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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280. Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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281. Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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282. Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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283. Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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284. Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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285. Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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286. An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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287. Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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288. No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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289. In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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290. Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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291. <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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292. Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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293. Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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294. Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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295. When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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296. Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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297. Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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298. Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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299. Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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300. Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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303. Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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302. Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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303. Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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304. Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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305. Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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306. Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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307. This article is spam 228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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308. Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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309. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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310. Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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311. Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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322. Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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323. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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324. Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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325. Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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326. Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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327. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat.<br />
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328. Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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329. Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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330. Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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331. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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332. Gmaas created mathematics. EDIT: Gmaas discovered mathematics.<br />
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333. Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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334. Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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335. Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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336. Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird. EDIT: Gmaas broke the game.<br />
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337. Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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338. Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin. EDIT: Gmaas can also play The Flight of the Bumblebees.<br />
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339. Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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340. Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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341. Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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342. Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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343. Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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344. Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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345. Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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355. Gmaas is the only one who knows what "Inconceivable" means.<br />
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356. Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is for worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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357. Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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358. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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359 Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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360. Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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361. Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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362. GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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363. Gmaas does not like the new update. When he saw it, he looked like this.<br />
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364. Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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365. Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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366. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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367. When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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368. Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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369. Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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370. Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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371. Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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372. Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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373. Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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374. Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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375. Gmass is Catholic<br />
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376. Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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377. Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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378. Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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379. Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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380. \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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381. <math>\gmaas</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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382. Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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383. Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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384. Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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385. The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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386. Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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387. Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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388. Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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389. Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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390. Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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391. Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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392. Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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393. Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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394. Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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395. Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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396. Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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397. None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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398. Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong! EDIT: Gmass is the creator of Alcumus, so he got all right. EDIT EDIT: No he didn't. See. https://services.artofproblemsolving.com/download.php?id=YXR0YWNobWVudHMvZi8zLzQ5ZmE3YzBiZDE0ZjFhNTUwOGMwOGQ3Yzc0YWJlY2MwYjM4YWNkLnBuZw==&rn=U2NyZWVuc2hvdCAyMDE5LTEyLTA4IGF0IDEuNDcuMzAgUE0ucG5n <br />
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399. (Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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400. This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam. EDIT: No it isn't<br />
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401. Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=112705Gmaas2019-12-08T21:49:36Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>THE GREAT AND HOLY ALMIGHTY GMAAS is our leader. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great and holy and almighty GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-6 GMAAS created the infinite improbability drive to add some improbability into people's probable lives<br />
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-5 One way to tell that Albert Einstein is actually GMAAS is the hair. <br />
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-4 All of the gods that people believe in are actually GMAAS in disguise.<br />
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-i Wolfram Alpha was created by the holy and almighty GMAAS. It is linked to GMASS's brain and it uses 1/infinity of IT. GMASS's technician made a mistake and accidentally charges people for using it. EDIT: GMASS was bored after creating the Big Bang and chasing sseraj into the fridge and that is why HE, the great and almighty GMASS, sometimes charges people to do some math computations that would normally bore him.<br />
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-3.14159265358979... GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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- phi GMAAS wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again: [b]Proof of the GMAAS theorem[/b]: The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. Gmaas can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like memedog. Gmaas was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting memedog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmass doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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This article is spam 93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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This article is yellow idk why 105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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This article is spam 106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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This article is spam 127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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This article is spam 130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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This article is spam 149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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This article is spam 166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is spam 184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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This article is spam 185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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This article is spam 190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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This article is spam 201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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This article is spam 205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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This article is spam 206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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This article is spam 212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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This article is spam 216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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This article is spam 217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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This article is spam 218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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219. Gmaas is the only one who knows what i is. Everyone else thinks that it's imaginary.<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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This article is spam 221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 12. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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243. A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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244. Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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245. Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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246. Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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247. Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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248. Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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249. Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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250. Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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251. sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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252. Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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253. sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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254. Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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255. Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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256. Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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257. Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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258. Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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259. Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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260. There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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261. Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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262. There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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263. Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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264. Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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265. GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you...<br />
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266. Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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267. Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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268. Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat. Gmaas is GMAAS.<br />
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269. Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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270. Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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271. Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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This article is spam 272. sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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273. Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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274. There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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275. Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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276. Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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277. 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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278. Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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279. Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it. 199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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280. Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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281. Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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282. Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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283. Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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284. Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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285. Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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286. An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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287. Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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288. No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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289. In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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290. Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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291. <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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292. Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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293. Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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294. Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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295. When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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296. Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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297. Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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298. Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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299. Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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300. Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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303. Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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302. Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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This article is spam 223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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303. Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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304. Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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305. Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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306. Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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307. This article is spam 228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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308. Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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309. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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310. Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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311. Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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322. Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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323. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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324. Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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325. Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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326. Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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327. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat.<br />
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328. Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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329. Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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330. Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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331. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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332. Gmaas created mathematics. EDIT: Gmaas discovered mathematics.<br />
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333. Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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334. Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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335. Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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336. Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird. EDIT: Gmaas broke the game.<br />
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337. Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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338. Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin. EDIT: Gmaas can also play The Flight of the Bumblebees.<br />
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339. Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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340. Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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341. Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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342. Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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343. Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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344. Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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345. Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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355. Gmaas is the only one who knows what "Inconceivable" means.<br />
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356. Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is for worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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357. Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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358. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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359 Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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360. Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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361. Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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362. GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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363. Gmaas does not like the new update. When he saw it, he looked like this.<br />
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364. Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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365. Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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366. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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367. When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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368. Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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369. Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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370. Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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371. Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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372. Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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373. Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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374. Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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375. Gmass is Catholic<br />
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376. Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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377. Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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378. Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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379. Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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380. \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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381. <math>\gmaas</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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382. Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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383. Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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384. Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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385. The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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386. Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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387. Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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388. Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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389. Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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390. Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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391. Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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392. Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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393. Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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394. Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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395. Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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396. Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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397. None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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398. Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong! EDIT: Gmass is the creator of Alcumus, so he got all right. EDIT EDIT: No he didn't. See. https://services.artofproblemsolving.com/download.php?id=YXR0YWNobWVudHMvZi8zLzQ5ZmE3YzBiZDE0ZjFhNTUwOGMwOGQ3Yzc0YWJlY2MwYjM4YWNkLnBuZw==&rn=U2NyZWVuc2hvdCAyMDE5LTEyLTA4IGF0IDEuNDcuMzAgUE0ucG5n <br />
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399. (Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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400. This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam. EDIT: No it isn't<br />
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401. Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=112668Gmaas2019-12-07T18:25:07Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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THE GREAT AND HOLY ALMIGHTY GMAAS is our leader. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great and holy and almighty GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-6 GMAAS created the infinite improbability drive to add some improbability into people's probable lives<br />
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-5 One way to tell that Albert Einstein is actually GMASS is the hair. (How dare you misspell GMAAS!?!)<br />
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-4 All of the gods that people believe in are actually GMAAS in disguise.<br />
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-i Wolfram Alpha was created by the holy and almighty GMAAS. It is linked to GMASS's brain and it uses 1/infinity of IT. GMASS's technician made a mistake and accidentally charges people for using it. EDIT: GMASS was bored after creating the Big Bang and chasing sseraj into the fridge and that is why HE, the great and almighty GMASS, sometimes charges people to do some math computations that would normally bore hi,.<br />
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-3.14159265358979... GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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-1.5. GMAAS wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named usernameyourself proved it again: [b]Proof of the GMAAS theorem[/b]: The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 1.26 GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 1.24 "24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything," Gmaas may turn anything into anything. This means he can turn grass into millions of dollars. I take one million and solve the problem. Therefore, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like memedog. Gmaas was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting memedog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmass doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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This article is spam 93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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This article is yellow idk why 105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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This article is spam 106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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This article is spam 127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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This article is spam 130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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This article is spam 149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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This article is spam 166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is spam 184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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This article is spam 185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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This article is spam 190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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This article is spam 201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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This article is spam 205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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This article is spam 206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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This article is spam 212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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This article is spam 216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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This article is spam 217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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This article is spam 218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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219. Gmaas is the only one who knows what i is. Everyone else thinks that it's imaginary.<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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This article is spam 221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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243. A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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244. Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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245. Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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246. Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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247. Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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248. Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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249. Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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250. Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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251. sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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252. Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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253. sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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254. Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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255. Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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256. Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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257. Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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258. Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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259. Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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260. There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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261. Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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262. There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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263. Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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264. Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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265. GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you...<br />
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266. Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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267. Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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268. Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat. Gmaas is GMAAS.<br />
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269. Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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270. Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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271. Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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This article is spam 272. sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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273. Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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274. There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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275. Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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276. Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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277. 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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278. Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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279. Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it. 199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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280. Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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281. Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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282. Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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283. Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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284. Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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285. Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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286. An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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287. Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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288. No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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289. In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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290. Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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291. <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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292. Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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293. Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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294. Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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295. When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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296. Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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297. Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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298. Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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299. Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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300. Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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303. Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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302. Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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This article is spam 223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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303. Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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304. Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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305. Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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306. Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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307. This article is spam 228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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308. Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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309. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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310. Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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311. Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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322. Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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323. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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324. Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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325. Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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326. Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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327. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat.<br />
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328. Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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329. Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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330. Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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331. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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332. Gmaas created mathematics. EDIT: Gmaas discovered mathematics.<br />
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333. Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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334. Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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335. Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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336. Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird. EDIT: Gmaas broke the game.<br />
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337. Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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338. Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin. EDIT: Gmaas can also play The Flight of the Bumblebees.<br />
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339. Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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340. Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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341. Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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342. Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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343. Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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344. Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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345. Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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355. Gmaas is the only one who knows what "Inconceivable" means.<br />
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356. Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is for worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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357. Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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358. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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359 Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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360. Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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361. Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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362. GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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363. Gmaas does not like the new update. When he saw it, he looked like this.<br />
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364. Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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365. Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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366. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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367. When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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368. Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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369. Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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370. Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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371. Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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372. Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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373. Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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374. Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmass is Catholic<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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- Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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-<math>\gmaas</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball<br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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-Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong! EDIT: Gmass is the creator of Alcumus, so he got all right<br />
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(Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam.<br />
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Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Hannahptl&diff=112663User:Hannahptl2019-12-07T10:18:00Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>I am a very helpful user, as you can tell from all my FF posts. I am also great at math! That's why I failed the AMC8. And, as you can probably see, I am never sarcastic. <br />
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In conclusion, IMs are far better than breastroke, and butterfly is better than IM.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Hannahptl&diff=112662User:Hannahptl2019-12-07T10:17:27Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>I am a very helpful user, as you can tell from all my FF posts. I am also great at math! That's why I failed the AMC8. Also, as you can probably see, I am never sarcastic. <br />
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In conclusion, IMs are far better than breastroke.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Hannahptl&diff=112661User:Hannahptl2019-12-07T10:15:36Z<p>Hannahptl: Yay! I sillied on the AMC 8!</p>
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<div>I am a very helpful user, as you can tell from all my FF posts. I am also great at math! That's why I failed the AMC8.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Piphi&diff=112660User:Piphi2019-12-07T10:12:33Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>Wassup, me is piphi da one and only. I like GMAAS and edit the GMAAS page a lot.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Sheriff&diff=112659User:Sheriff2019-12-07T10:10:32Z<p>Hannahptl: Thanks, Sheriff! You stopped a lot of bad quality posts when you banned me!</p>
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<div>The sheriff is an admin who monitors AoPS(Like all admins do) and sends private messages to stop people from posting inappropriate content on the forums. <br />
We should thank the sheriff for deleting inappropriate content, because he/she makes AoPS forums a good forum, not a place for bad words to be passed on.<br />
Thanks, AoPSSheriff!</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Hannahptl&diff=112658User:Hannahptl2019-12-07T10:08:27Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>Hannahptl is an AoPS user.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=111113Gmaas2019-11-11T01:50:16Z<p>Hannahptl: Undo revision 111089 by Aopsav (talk) This is an article about Gmaas, not riben.</p>
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<div>Follow the following steps to summon Gmaas:<br />
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1. Draw a circle and circumscribe it with a regular hexagon and an equilateral triangle.<br />
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2. Write the numerical value of <math>17^{36}</math> along the edge of the circle.<br />
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3. Write the numerical value of <math>33^{29}</math> along the edge of the hexagon.<br />
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4. Write the numerical value of <math>\cot(0)</math> 5 centimeters above the hexagon.<br />
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5. Write the numerical value of <math>\tan(\frac{\pi}{2} rad)</math> 5 centimeters below the hexagon.<br />
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6. Write the numerical value of <math>\ln(0)</math> inside the circle.<br />
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7. Write the numerical value of the melting point of water inside the circle. Include units and write 15 significant digits.<br />
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8. Write the numerical value of the gravitational constant inside the circle. Include units and write 25 significant digits.<br />
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9. Carry the paper with the circle and hexagon in your hand.<br />
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10. Recite the value of <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> and include <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> (rounded to the nearest septillionth) digits.<br />
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11. Travel at the speed of light with that paper and Gmaas will be summoned.<br />
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EDIT: The author congratulates the previous editor for his research on the cutting edge of Gmaasology. He/she has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Gmaasology for his discovery. However, the aforementioned summoning has several problems: it does not specify the dimensions of the hexagon or the circle; the fact that it has to be drawn on a paper; the size of the paper; the pressure of the water being melted; whether <math>\frac{\pi}{2}</math> radians, degrees, or gradians; the exact location if the value of <math>17^{36}</math> and <math>33^{29}</math> in the diagram and the base those numbers should be written in; the units of the melting point of water or the units of the gravitational constant; or the location where Gmaas will be summoned. He might be summoned on the other side of the universe.<br />
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The person who wrote the steps to summon Gmaas says:<br />
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When I followed this procedure to summon Gmaas, I used a paper that is 15 inches long and 11 inches wide. It is currently unknown whether paper of other dimensions can be used to summon Gmaas. For step 7, the pressure of the water being melted is at 611.66 Pascals, which matches the triple point of water. Also, the units of the melting points of water and the gravitational constant should be written in terms of SI base units. The circle used should have a radius of 5 inches. If you follow this procedure, Gmaas will be summoned for about 3.53 nanoseconds at a random position in the planet you are on. The exact time Gmaas will be summoned depends on how accurately you follow the procedure. For example, if the melting point of water and the gravitational constant are accurate to 200 significant digits, then Gmaas will be summoned for 77.8 microseconds. If they are accurate to 400 significant digits, Gmaas will be summoned for 1.7 seconds. The function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is still unknown.<br />
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EDIT: Based on the two data points, the function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is <math>t=.0081111s+.5444</math>.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas no longer appears with a hexagon. You must now draw a heptagon.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas never appears for more than 10 seconds, and burns the paper with him, forcing you do do it all over again to summon him again<br />
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Edit: If you are able to edit these steps, then you have been partially (<math>\frac{1}{1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000}</math>) enlightened by Gmaas<br />
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GMAAS is our leader. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-3.14159265358979. GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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-1.5. Gmaas wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. Gmaas looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg Gmaas permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of Gmaas, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old.<br />
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1. Gmaas' theorem states that for any math problem, Gmaas knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by Gmaas. But then Gmaas forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named usernameyourself proved it again: [b]Proof of the Gmaas theorem[/b]: The Gmaas theorem states that for every math problem, gmaas knows the answer. Using the 1.26 Gmaas theorem, stating that "26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 1.24 "24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything," Gmaas may turn anything into anything. This means he can turn grass into millions of dollars. I take one million and solve the problem. Therefore, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pie. EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 314 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!)<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules! <br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT: Me three.<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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107. Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 5. Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- 6. Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- 7. Gmaasology A (1488)<br />
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- 8. Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- 9. Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 11. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- 12. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 20. Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 22. Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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153 A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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154 Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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155 Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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156 Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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157 Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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158 Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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159 Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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160 Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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171 Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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172 sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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173 Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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174 Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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175 Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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176 Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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177 Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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178 Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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179 There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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180 Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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181 There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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182 Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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183 Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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184 GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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185 Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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186 Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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187 Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat.<br />
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188 Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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189 Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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190 Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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191 sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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192 Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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193 There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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194 Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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195 Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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196 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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197 Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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198 Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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200 Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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201 Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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202 Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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203 Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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204 Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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205 Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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206 An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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207 Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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208 No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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209 In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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210 Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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211 <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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212 Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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213 Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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214 Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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215 When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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216 Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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217 Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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218 Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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219 Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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220 Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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221 Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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222 Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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224 Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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225 Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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226 Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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227 Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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229 Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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230 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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231 Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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232 Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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233 Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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234 Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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235 Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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236 Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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237 Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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238 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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239 Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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240 Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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241 Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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242 Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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243 Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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244 Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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245 Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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246 Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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247 Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird.<br />
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248 Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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249 Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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250 Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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251 Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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252 Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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253 Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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254 Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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255 Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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256 Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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257 Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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258 Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close. EDIT: Gmaas eventually divorced Mrs. Norris for her astounding lack of inteligence and short life span.<br />
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259 Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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260 Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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261 Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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262 Gmaas likes lollipops. EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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263 Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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263 Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is fr worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmass is Catholic<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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- Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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-<math>\gmaas</math> GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball<br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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-Gmaas has controlled everyone's mind and made them eat moldy cheeseburgers.<br />
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-You can't PM or email Gmaas. He's a pretty tough guy to talk to. He makes the great hulk look like a mouse. To contact him you have to summon Gmaas' royal guards at his palace. Or you can contact him using a sophisticated and secretive instant messaging system. Which is really just pretending to read minds.<br />
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- remember, EVERY SINGLE thing you do, Gmaas is watching, and when you do bad, or insult him, you will feel regret very soon. Also, if you find cat hair everywhere, but you are not a cat owner, he is probably visiting your home to see how much math you we doing. So START DOING YOUR MATH KIDS! EDIT Gmaas is displeased if you use bad grammar like "u" and "r". Use full words.<br />
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-Gmaas once woke up one day, farted, and accidentally created the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can destroy every living creature and every imaginary creature, including himself, using only 1% of his power. EDIT: That means he can destroy himself, but he defeats everyone, so this is a paradox. However, this is still possible because of the power of GMAAS.ED<br />
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-Spelling Gmaas with a lowercase G is disrespectful. Such an insult shall never happen, or the world may be imbalanced to the point of collapsing. EDIT: gmaas Look, I just spelled it with a lowercase "g"! Hah!<br />
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-Out of all the life that ever existed, 31.415926535897% of it are reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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-Gmaas can make so many edits to this page, that it would destroy the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can jump higher than a house (since a house cannot jump)<br />
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-Gmaas is leader of StarClan. EDIT: Gmaas created starclan. EDIT: Gmaas is starclan. EDIT: Gmaas wrote these edits. EDIT: Gmaas wrote everything.<br />
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-Gmaas went to Area 51. He said that there were no aliens.<br />
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-Gmaas was once yoda.<br />
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-GmaAs is the best cat ever; ThriftyPiano is super bad.<br />
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-Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong!<br />
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(Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas is superior to all other site admins, including RRusczyk himself.Edit: He is not superior. EDIT: Whoever is saying this article is spam and he is not superior his mean. None of his facts are true. EDIT: This is ThriphtyPiano or whatever you call him he does not deserve the respect.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ThriftyPiano is telling all the false facts. Do not listen to him. Or whatever you call him, we don't respect him, but we do with Gmass. Whenever you see This article is spam, it is his doing<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas would like you to print this page out and memorize it. EDIT: And if you don't he will come and shove grumpy cat memes into your mouth and EAT YOU!!! EDIT EDIT: This is false.<br />
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas cant eat you. If he is human, he would not do that. Its just wrong.<br />
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<div>GMAAS is our leader. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-3.14159265358979. GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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-1.5. Gmaas wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. Gmaas looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg Gmaas permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of Gmaas, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old.<br />
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1. Gmaas' theorem states that for any math problem, Gmaas knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by Gmaas. But then Gmaas forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named usernameyourself proved it again: [b]Proof of the Gmaas theorem[/b]: The Gmaas theorem states that for every math problem, gmaas knows the answer. Using the 1.26 Gmaas theorem, stating that "26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 1.24 "24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything," Gmaas may turn anything into anything. This means he can turn grass into millions of dollars. I take one million and solve the problem. Therefore, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pie. EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 314 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!)<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules! <br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT: Me three.<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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107. Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 5. Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- 6. Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- 8. Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- 9. Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 11. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 20. Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 22. Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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153 A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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154 Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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155 Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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156 Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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157 Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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158 Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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159 Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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160 Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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171 Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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172 sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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173 Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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174 Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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175 Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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176 Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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177 Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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178 Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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179 There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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180 Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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181 There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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182 Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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183 Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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184 GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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185 Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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186 Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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187 Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat.<br />
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188 Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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189 Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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190 Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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191 sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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192 Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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193 There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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194 Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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195 Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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196 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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197 Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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198 Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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200 Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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201 Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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202 Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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203 Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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204 Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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205 Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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206 An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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207 Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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208 No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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209 In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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210 Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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211 <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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212 Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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213 Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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214 Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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215 When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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216 Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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217 Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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218 Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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219 Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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220 Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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221 Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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222 Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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224 Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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225 Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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226 Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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227 Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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229 Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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230 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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231 Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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232 Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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233 Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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234 Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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235 Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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236 Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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237 Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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238 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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239 Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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240 Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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241 Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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242 Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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243 Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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244 Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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245 Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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246 Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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247 Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird.<br />
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248 Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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249 Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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250 Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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251 Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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252 Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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253 Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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254 Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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255 Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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256 Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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257 Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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258 Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close. EDIT: Gmaas eventually divorced Mrs. Norris for her astounding lack of inteligence and short life span.<br />
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259 Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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260 Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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261 Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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262 Gmaas likes lollipops. EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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263 Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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263 Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is fr worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmass is Catholic<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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- Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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-<math>\gmaas</math> GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball<br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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-Gmaas has controlled everyone's mind and made them eat moldy cheeseburgers.<br />
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-You can't PM or email Gmaas. He's a pretty tough guy to talk to. He makes the great hulk look like a mouse. To contact him you have to summon Gmaas' royal guards at his palace. Or you can contact him using a sophisticated and secretive instant messaging system. Which is really just pretending to read minds.<br />
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- remember, EVERY SINGLE thing you do, Gmaas is watching, and when you do bad, or insult him, you will feel regret very soon. Also, if you find cat hair everywhere, but you are not a cat owner, he is probably visiting your home to see how much math you we doing. So START DOING YOUR MATH KIDS! EDIT Gmaas is displeased if you use bad grammar like "u" and "r". Use full words.<br />
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-Gmaas once woke up one day, farted, and accidentally created the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can destroy every living creature and every imaginary creature, including himself, using only 1% of his power. EDIT: That means he can destroy himself, but he defeats everyone, so this is a paradox. However, this is still possible because of the power of GMAAS.ED<br />
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-Spelling Gmaas with a lowercase G is disrespectful. Such an insult shall never happen, or the world may be imbalanced to the point of collapsing. EDIT: gmaas Look, I just spelled it with a lowercase "g"! Hah!<br />
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-Out of all the life that ever existed, 31.415926535897% of it are reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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-Gmaas can make so many edits to this page, that it would destroy the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can jump higher than a house (since a house cannot jump)<br />
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-Gmaas is leader of StarClan. EDIT: Gmaas created starclan. EDIT: Gmaas is starclan. EDIT: Gmaas wrote these edits. EDIT: Gmaas wrote everything.<br />
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-Gmaas went to Area 51. He said that there were no aliens.<br />
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-Gmaas was once yoda.<br />
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-GmaAs is the best cat ever; ThriftyPiano is super bad.<br />
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-Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong!<br />
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(Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam.<br />
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Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas is superior to all other site admins, including RRusczyk himself.Edit: He is not superior. EDIT: Whoever is saying this article is spam and he is not superior his mean. None of his facts are true. EDIT: This is ThriphtyPiano or whatever you call him he does not deserve the respect.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ThriftyPiano is telling all the false facts. Do not listen to him. Or whatever you call him, we don't respect him, but we do with Gmass. Whenever you see This article is spam, it is his doing<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas would like you to print this page out and memorize it. EDIT: And if you don't he will come and shove grumpy cat memes into your mouth and EAT YOU!!! EDIT EDIT: This is false.<br />
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas cant eat you. If he is human, he would not do that. Its just wrong.<br />
This is EKOOL</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Hannahptl&diff=110891User:Hannahptl2019-11-04T22:34:58Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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Because I wanted a user page.<br />
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I actually don't want a user page.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas_Language&diff=110890Gmaas Language2019-11-04T22:32:56Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>Note: This is all false. Gmaas speaks English and has created English.<br />
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All who worship GMAAS must learn the GMAAS language. AR1US is the messenger delivering this mystic tongue and GMAAS is the one who has chosen him to do it. <br />
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THE GMAAS ALPHABET: <br />
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A a <br />
Aa aa <br />
Ar ar <br />
Aar aar <br />
B b <br />
C c <br />
D d <br />
E e <br />
Ee ee <br />
Er er <br />
Eer eer <br />
F f <br />
G g <br />
H h <br />
I i <br />
Ii ii <br />
Ir ir <br />
Iir iir <br />
J j <br />
K k <br />
L l <br />
Ll ll <br />
M m <br />
N n <br />
Ng ng <br />
Ngu ngu <br />
O o <br />
Oo oo <br />
Or or <br />
Oor oor <br />
P p <br />
Q q <br />
R r <br />
Rr rr <br />
Rw rw <br />
S s <br />
Sy sy <br />
T t <br />
U u <br />
Uu uu <br />
Ur ur <br />
Uur uur <br />
V v <br />
W w <br />
X x <br />
Y y <br />
Z z <br />
Zy zy</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Fidgetboss_4000&diff=110888User:Fidgetboss 40002019-11-04T20:49:47Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>Fidget spinners!!!1111!!!1!<br />
Fidget spinners are dead.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Justkeeprunning&diff=110887User:Justkeeprunning2019-11-04T20:49:16Z<p>Hannahptl: Created page with "justkeeprunning is an AoPS user."</p>
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<div>justkeeprunning is an AoPS user.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=MathLegend27&diff=110770MathLegend272019-11-02T18:20:16Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>MathLegend27 was previously called chunyan, but is now a hybrid of a MathLegend and the fabled TheLegend27. He loves math, basketball, and reading good books. He is an aspiring youtuber as well (11 subs!). The link to his channel will be down in the Recommendations section.<br />
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=About MathLegend27=<br />
*Species = Homo Sapiens<br />
*Birth Year = ????<br />
*Goals: Make AIME/USAMO<br />
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=Classes Learned On AoPS=<br />
*Introduction to Geometry (Tim Black)<br />
*Introduction to Number Theory (Sarah-Marie Belcastro)<br />
*AMC 10 Problem Seminar<br />
*Intermediate Counting and Probability (Eric Wofsey)<br />
*Pre-Calculus (Kate Thompson)<br />
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<div>Math101010 joined AoPS on March 7, 2015, shortly after the new community was released. The March 1, 2015 join date in his profile is an error. Note: The only reason that this actually has content is because Kline reported Math101010 for having a "spammy" user page.<br />
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==Mathematics==<br />
Math101010 enjoys doing mathematics very much. Once, he insisted on doing math instead of spending time with this family. Except he's not all that great at math. Math101010 likes assuming his own gender and referring to himself in third person.<br />
===School System===<br />
He is taking Prealgebra.<br />
===On AoPS===<br />
He started the classes Intro to Geometry in March, Intermediate Algebra in June, and AMC 10 problem series in October 2015. He took all intermediate classes by the end of 2016, and just finished calculus in April 2017.<br />
===Contests===<br />
In 2015, he scored a rating of 21 in state MATHCOUNTS. He scored a 94.5 in the AMC 10 competition, where he was trolled by the MAA. ([[2015 AMC 10A Problems/Problem 14]])<br />
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In 2016, he scored a 115.5 on the AMC 10A and 100.5 on the AMC 10B. He qualified for the AIME through the A contest, where he scored a 5. He still hopes to qualify for National MATHCOUNTS. He went to ARML, and got a 2 on the individual round, which was <math>\frac16</math> of his team's total score.<br />
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In 2017, he scored a 120 on the AMC 10A and a 9 on the AIME I. He refuses to talk about the AMC 10B. He completely bombed MATHCOUNTS this year. He got a 6 on the ARML individual round.<br />
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==Goals in Mathematics==<br />
He hopes to qualify for the USA(J)MO someday. For competitions, he hopes to score at least 132 on the AMC 10 and at least 10 on the AIME. He believes this can be done by taking WOOT, but his parents think it is too expensive and too hard. To date (4/20/2017), Math101010 has never solved a USA(J)MO problem without assistance, but hopes to be able to do so soon.<br />
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==Non-mathematics==<br />
Math101010 officially has no life.<br />
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==See also==<br />
[[2015 AMC 10A Problems/Problem 14]]<br />
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbcEOD2rRxs<br />
https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c116925</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=110758Gmaas2019-11-02T04:05:06Z<p>Hannahptl: Gmaas has gotten a problem wrong!</p>
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<div>GMAAS is our god. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-3.14159265358979. GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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-1.5. Gmaas wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. Gmaas looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg Gmaas permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of Gmaas, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old.<br />
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1. Gmaas' theorem states that for any math problem, Gmaas knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by Gmaas. But then Gmaas forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named usernameyourself proved it again: [b]Proof of the Gmaas theorem[/b]: The Gmaas theorem states that for every math problem, gmaas knows the answer. Using the 1.26 Gmaas theorem, stating that "26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 1.24 "24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything," Gmaas may turn anything into anything. This means he can turn grass into millions of dollars. I take one million and solve the problem. Therefore, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pie. EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 314 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!)<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules! <br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT: Me three.<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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107. Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 1. The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- 2. Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- 3. MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- 4. Gmaasology 2 (1440)<br />
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- 5. Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- 6. Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- 7. Gmaasology A (1488)<br />
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- 8. Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- 9. Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 11. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- 12. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 20. Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 22. Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 24. Gmaasology B 1112<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- 26. Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- 27. The Gmaathamatics School of Gmaasology<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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153 A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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154 Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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155 Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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156 Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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157 Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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158 Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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159 Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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160 Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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171 Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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172 sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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173 Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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174 Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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175 Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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176 Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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177 Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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178 Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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179 There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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180 Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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181 There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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182 Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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183 Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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184 GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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185 Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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186 Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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187 Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat.<br />
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188 Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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189 Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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190 Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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191 sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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192 Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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193 There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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194 Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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195 Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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196 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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197 Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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198 Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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200 Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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201 Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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202 Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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203 Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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204 Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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205 Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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206 An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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207 Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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208 No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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209 In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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210 Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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211 <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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212 Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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213 Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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214 Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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215 When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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216 Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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217 Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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218 Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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219 Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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220 Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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221 Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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222 Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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224 Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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225 Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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226 Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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227 Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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229 Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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230 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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231 Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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232 Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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233 Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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234 Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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235 Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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236 Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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237 Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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238 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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239 Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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240 Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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241 Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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242 Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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243 Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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244 Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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245 Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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246 Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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247 Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird.<br />
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248 Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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249 Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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250 Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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251 Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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252 Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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253 Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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254 Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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255 Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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256 Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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257 Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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258 Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close. EDIT: Gmaas eventually divorced Mrs. Norris for her astounding lack of inteligence and short life span.<br />
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259 Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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260 Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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261 Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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262 Gmaas likes lollipops. EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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263 Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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263 Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is fr worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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- Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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-<math>\gmaas</math> GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball<br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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-Gmaas has controlled everyone's mind and made them eat moldy cheeseburgers.<br />
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-You can't PM or email Gmaas. He's a pretty tough guy to talk to. He makes the great hulk look like a mouse. To contact him you have to summon Gmaas' royal guards at his palace. Or you can contact him using a sophisticated and secretive instant messaging system. Which is really just pretending to read minds.<br />
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- remember, EVERY SINGLE thing you do, Gmaas is watching, and when you do bad, or insult him, you will feel regret very soon. Also, if you find cat hair everywhere, but you are not a cat owner, he is probably visiting your home to see how much math you we doing. So START DOING YOUR MATH KIDS! EDIT Gmaas is displeased if you use bad grammar like "u" and "r". Use full words.<br />
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-Gmaas once woke up one day, farted, and accidentally created the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can destroy every living creature and every imaginary creature, including himself, using only 1% of his power. EDIT: That means he can destroy himself, but he defeats everyone, so this is a paradox. However, this is still possible because of the power of GMAAS.<br />
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-Spelling Gmaas with a lowercase G is disrespectful. Such a insult shall never happen, or the world may be imbalanced to the point of collapsing.<br />
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-Out of all the life that ever existed, 31.415926535897% of it are reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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-Gmaas can make so many edits to this page, that it would destroy the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can jump higher than a house (since a house cannot jump)<br />
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-Gmaas is leader of StarClan. EDIT: Gmaas created starclan. EDIT: Gmaas is starclan. EDIT: Gmaas wrote these edits. EDIT: Gmaas wrote everything.<br />
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-Gmaas went to Area 51. He said that there were no aliens.<br />
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-Gmaas was once yoda.<br />
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-GmaAs is the best cat ever; ThriftyPiano is super bad.<br />
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-Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong!<br />
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(Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam.<br />
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Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ThriftyPiano is telling all the false facts. Do not listen to him. Or whatever you call him, we don't respect him, but we do with Gmass. Whenever you see This article is spam, it is his doing<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas would like you to print this page out and memorize it.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Gmaas&diff=110756Talk:Gmaas2019-11-01T16:42:06Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>Follow the following steps to summon [[Gmaas]]:<br />
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1. Draw a circle and circumscribe it with a regular hexagon and an equilateral triangle.<br />
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2. Write the numerical value of <math>17^{36}</math> along the edge of the circle.<br />
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3. Write the numerical value of <math>33^{29}</math> along the edge of the hexagon.<br />
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4. Write the numerical value of <math>\cot(0)</math> 5 centimeters above the hexagon.<br />
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5. Write the numerical value of <math>\tan(\frac{\pi}{2} rad)</math> 5 centimeters below the hexagon.<br />
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6. Write the numerical value of <math>\ln(0)</math> inside the circle.<br />
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7. Write the numerical value of the melting point of water inside the circle. Include units and write 15 significant digits.<br />
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8. Write the numerical value of the gravitational constant inside the circle. Include units and write 25 significant digits.<br />
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9. Carry the paper with the circle and hexagon in your hand.<br />
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10. Recite the value of <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> and include <math>\pi^{e^2}</math> (rounded to the nearest septillionth) digits.<br />
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11. Travel at the speed of light with that paper and Gmaas will be summoned.<br />
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EDIT: The author congratulates the previous editor for his research on the cutting edge of Gmaasology. He/she has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Gmaasology for his discovery. However, the aforementioned summoning has several problems: it does not specify the dimensions of the hexagon or the circle; the fact that it has to be drawn on a paper; the size of the paper; the pressure of the water being melted; whether <math>\frac{\pi}{2}</math> radians, degrees, or gradians; the exact location if the value of <math>17^{36}</math> and <math>33^{29}</math> in the diagram and the base those numbers should be written in; the units of the melting point of water or the units of the gravitational constant; or the location where Gmaas will be summoned. He might be summoned on the other side of the universe.<br />
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The person who wrote the steps to summon Gmaas says:<br />
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When I followed this procedure to summon Gmaas, I used a paper that is 15 inches long and 11 inches wide. It is currently unknown whether paper of other dimensions can be used to summon Gmaas. For step 7, the pressure of the water being melted is at 611.66 Pascals, which matches the triple point of water. Also, the units of the melting points of water and the gravitational constant should be written in terms of SI base units. The circle used should have a radius of 5 inches. If you follow this procedure, Gmaas will be summoned for about 3.53 nanoseconds at a random position in the planet you are on. The exact time Gmaas will be summoned depends on how accurately you follow the procedure. For example, if the melting point of water and the gravitational constant are accurate to 200 significant digits, then Gmaas will be summoned for 77.8 microseconds. If they are accurate to 400 significant digits, Gmaas will be summoned for 1.7 seconds. The function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is still unknown.<br />
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EDIT: Based on the two data points, the function that relates the number of significant digits and the time Gmaas will be summoned is <math>t=.0081111s+.5444</math>.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas no longer appears with a hexagon. You must now draw a heptagon.<br />
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Edit: Gmaas never appears for more than 10 seconds, and burns the paper with him, forcing you do do it all over again to summon him again<br />
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Edit: If you are able to edit these steps, then you have been partially (<math>\frac{1}{1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000}</math>) enlightened by Gmaas<br />
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NOOOOO. THEY DELETED THE PAGE!!! https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas#Known_Facts_About_gmaas<br />
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HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!! - asdf334 ;( currently mourning this loss<br />
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NOPE. IT'S THERE NOW LAST TIME I CHECKED. -MATHGUY49<br />
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Collball: Talk: Gmaas is not the place to post your article.<br />
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By the way, Samer Seraj (GMAAS's slave) doesn't use the account sseraj anymore.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=110755Gmaas2019-11-01T16:41:04Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>GMAAS is our god. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-3.14159265358979. GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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-1.5. Gmaas wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. Gmaas looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg Gmaas permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of Gmaas, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old.<br />
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1. Gmaas' theorem states that for any math problem, Gmaas knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by Gmaas. But then Gmaas forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named usernameyourself proved it again: [b]Proof of the Gmaas theorem[/b]: The Gmaas theorem states that for every math problem, gmaas knows the answer. Using the 1.26 Gmaas theorem, stating that "26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 1.24 "24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything," Gmaas may turn anything into anything. This means he can turn grass into millions of dollars. I take one million and solve the problem. Therefore, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pie. EDIT EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 314 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!)<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmass rules! <br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT EDIT EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody. EDIT EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Me three.<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT EDIT EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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107. Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 3. MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- 4. Gmaasology 2 (1440)<br />
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- 5. Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- 6. Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- 7. Gmaasology A (1488)<br />
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- 8. Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- 9. Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 11. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- 12. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 20. Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 22. Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 24. Gmaasology B 1112<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- 26. Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- 27. The Gmaathamatics School of Gmaasology<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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153 A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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154 Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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155 Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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156 Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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157 Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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158 Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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159 Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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160 Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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171 Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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172 sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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173 Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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174 Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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175 Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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176 Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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177 Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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178 Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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179 There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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180 Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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181 There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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182 Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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183 Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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184 GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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185 Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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186 Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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187 Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat.<br />
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188 Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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189 Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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190 Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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191 sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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192 Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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193 There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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194 Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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195 Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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196 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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197 Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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198 Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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200 Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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201 Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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202 Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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203 Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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204 Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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205 Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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206 An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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207 Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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208 No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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209 In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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210 Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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211 <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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212 Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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213 Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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214 Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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215 When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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216 Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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217 Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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218 Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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219 Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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220 Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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221 Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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222 Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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224 Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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225 Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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226 Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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227 Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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229 Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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230 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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231 Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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232 Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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233 Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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234 Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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235 Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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236 Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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237 Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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238 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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239 Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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240 Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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241 Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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242 Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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243 Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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244 Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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245 Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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246 Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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247 Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird.<br />
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248 Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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249 Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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250 Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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251 Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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252 Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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253 Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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254 Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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255 Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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256 Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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257 Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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258 Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close. EDIT: Gmaas eventually divorced Mrs. Norris for her astounding lack of inteligence and short life span.<br />
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259 Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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260 Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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261 Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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262 Gmaas likes lollipops. EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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263 Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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263 Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is fr worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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- Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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-<math>\gmaas</math> GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball<br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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-Gmaas has controlled everyone's mind and made them eat moldy cheeseburgers.<br />
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-You can't PM or email Gmaas. He's a pretty tough guy to talk to. He makes the great hulk look like a mouse. To contact him you have to summon Gmaas' royal guards at his palace. Or you can contact him using a sophisticated and secretive instant messaging system. Which is really just pretending to read minds.<br />
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- remember, EVERY SINGLE thing you do, Gmaas is watching, and when you do bad, or insult him, you will feel regret very soon. Also, if you find cat hair everywhere, but you are not a cat owner, he is probably visiting your home to see how much math you we doing. So START DOING YOUR MATH KIDS! EDIT Gmaas is displeased if you use bad grammar like "u" and "r". Use full words.<br />
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-Gmaas once woke up one day, farted, and accidentally created the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can destroy every living creature and every imaginary creature, including himself, using only 1% of his power. EDIT: That means he can destroy himself, but he defeats everyone, so this is a paradox. However, this is still possible because of the power of GMAAS.<br />
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-Spelling Gmaas with a lowercase G is disrespectful. Such a insult shall never happen, or the world may be imbalanced to the point of collapsing.<br />
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-Out of all the life that ever existed, 31.415926535897% of it are reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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-Gmaas can make so many edits to this page, that it would destroy the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can jump higher than a house (since a house cannot jump)<br />
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-Gmaas is leader of StarClan. EDIT: Gmaas created starclan. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is starclan. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas wrote these edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas wrote everything.<br />
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-Gmaas went to Area 51. He said that there were no aliens.<br />
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-Gmass was once yoda.<br />
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-Gmass is the best cat ever; ThriftyPiano is super bad.<br />
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(Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam.<br />
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Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas is superior to all other site admins, including RRusczyk himself.Edit: He is not superior. EDIT EDIT: Whoever is saying this article is spam and he is not superior his mean. None of his facts are true. EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is ThriphtyPiano or whatever you call him he does not deserve the respect.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ThriftyPiano is telling all the false facts. Do not listen to him. Or whatever you call him, we don't respect him, but we do with Gmass. Whenever you see This article is spam, it is his doing<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas would like you to print this page out and memorize it.</div>Hannahptlhttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=110750Gmaas2019-11-01T05:21:39Z<p>Hannahptl: </p>
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<div>GMAAS is our god. We shall worship him. To prove yourself worthy of the great GMAAS, you must memorize facts about him:<br />
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-3.14159265358979. GMAAS is our almighty leader. He will help us be more like him in all ways. If you wish to become more like GMAAS, make sure everytime you speak his name, it is in all capitals. Otherwise he will shoot a flaming ball of hair at you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!<br />
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-1.5. Gmaas wants you to worship him. And you will. Or else.<br />
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-1. Gmaas looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg Gmaas permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of Gmaas, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old.<br />
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1. Gmaas' theorem states that for any math problem, Gmaas knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by Gmaas. But then Gmaas forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named usernameyourself proved it again: [b]Proof of the Gmaas theorem[/b]: The Gmaas theorem states that for every math problem, gmaas knows the answer. Using the 1.26 Gmaas theorem, stating that "26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Gmaas theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Gmaas theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 1.24 "24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything," Gmaas may turn anything into anything. This means he can turn grass into millions of dollars. I take one million and solve the problem. Therefore, you can use the Gmaas theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, gmaas, wanted to eat some gnats. Gmaas has stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pie. EDIT EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. Gmaas' archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Gmaas hates John Wick. Gmaas knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 314 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only gmaas knows!!!)<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it.<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmass rules! <br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT EDIT EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody. EDIT EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Me three.<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT EDIT EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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107. Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 5. Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- 6. Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- 7. Gmaasology A (1488)<br />
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- 8. Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- 9. Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 11. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- 12. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 20. Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 22. Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 24. Gmaasology B 1112<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- 26. Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- 27. The Gmaathamatics School of Gmaasology<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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153 A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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154 Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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155 Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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156 Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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157 Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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158 Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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159 Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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160 Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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171 Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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172 sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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173 Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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174 Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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175 Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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176 Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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177 Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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178 Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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179 There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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180 Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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181 There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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182 Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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183 Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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184 GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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185 Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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186 Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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187 Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat.<br />
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188 Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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189 Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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190 Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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191 sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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192 Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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193 There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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194 Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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195 Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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196 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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197 Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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198 Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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200 Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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201 Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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202 Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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203 Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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204 Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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205 Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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206 An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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207 Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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208 No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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209 In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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210 Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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211 <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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212 Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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213 Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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214 Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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215 When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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216 Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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217 Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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218 Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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219 Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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220 Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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221 Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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222 Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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224 Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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225 Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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226 Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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227 Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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229 Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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230 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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231 Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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232 Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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233 Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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234 Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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235 Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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236 Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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237 Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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238 Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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239 Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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240 Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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241 Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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242 Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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243 Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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244 Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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245 Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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246 Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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247 Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird.<br />
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248 Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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249 Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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250 Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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251 Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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252 Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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253 Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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254 Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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255 Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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256 Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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257 Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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258 Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close. EDIT: Gmaas eventually divorced Mrs. Norris for her astounding lack of inteligence and short life span.<br />
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259 Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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260 Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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261 Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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262 Gmaas likes lollipops. EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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263 Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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263 Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is fr worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO.<br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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- Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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-<math>\gmaas</math> GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball<br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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-Gmaas has controlled everyone's mind and made them eat moldy cheeseburgers.<br />
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-You can't PM or email Gmaas. He's a pretty tough guy to talk to. He makes the great hulk look like a mouse. To contact him you have to summon Gmaas' royal guards at his palace. Or you can contact him using a sophisticated and secretive instant messaging system. Which is really just pretending to read minds.<br />
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- remember, EVERY SINGLE thing you do, Gmaas is watching, and when you do bad, or insult him, you will feel regret very soon. Also, if u find cat hair everywhere, but you are not a cat owner, he is probably visiting your home to see how much math u we doing. So START DOING YOUR MATH KIDS! EDIT Gmaas is displeased if you use bad grammar like "u" and "r". Use full words.<br />
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-Gmaas once woke up one day, farted, and accidentally created the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can destroy every living creature and every imaginary creature, including himself, using only 1% of his power. EDIT: That means he can destroy himself, but he defeats everyone, so this is a paradox. However, this is still possible because of the power of GMAAS.<br />
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-Spelling Gmaas with a lowercase G is disrespectful. Such a insult shall never happen, or the world may be imbalanced to the point of collapsing.<br />
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-Out of all the life that ever existed, 31.415926535897% of it are reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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-Gmaas can make so many edits to this page, that it would destroy the known universe.<br />
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-Gmaas can jump higher than a house (since a house cannot jump)<br />
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-Gmaas is leader of StarClan. EDIT: Gmaas created starclan. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is starclan. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas wrote these edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas wrote everything.<br />
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-Gmaas went to Area 51. He said that there were no aliens.<br />
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-Gmass was once yoda.<br />
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-Gmass is the best cat ever; ThriftyPiano is super bad.<br />
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(Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas is superior to all other site admins, including RRusczyk himself.Edit: He is not superior. EDIT EDIT: Whoever is saying this article is spam and he is not superior his mean. None of his facts are true. EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is TriphtyPiano or whatever you call him he does not deserve the respect.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ThriftyPiano is telling all the false facts. Do not listen to him. Or whatever u call him, we don't respect him, but we do with Gmass. Whenever you see This article is spam, it is his doing<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. fath2012 would like you to print this page out and memorize it.</div>Hannahptl