https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Potatopenguin19&feedformat=atomAoPS Wiki - User contributions [en]2022-01-16T21:52:17ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.31.1https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=LaTeX&diff=111988LaTeX2019-11-22T02:00:03Z<p>Potatopenguin19: </p>
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<div>{{Latex}}<br />
The <math>\LaTeX</math> typesetting system (pronounced "Lay-Tek" by most, or "Lah-Tek" by some, or even "Lay-Tex) is widely used to produce well-formatted [[math|mathematical]] and scientific writing. With <math>\LaTeX</math>, it is very easy to produce expressions like <br />
<cmath><br />
\sqrt{\frac {a^2+b^2+c^2}3} \geq \frac {a+b+c}3 \geq \sqrt[3]{abc} \geq \frac 3 { \frac 1a + \frac 1b + \frac 1c } .<br />
</cmath> Nearly every serious student of math and science will use <math>\LaTeX</math> frequently. Through these web pages, you will learn much of what you'll need to express math and science like a pro.<br />
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* [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/LaTeX:LaTeX_on_AoPS Click here] to start learning how to use <math>\LaTeX</math> on AoPS<br />
{{Asymptote}}<br />
{{main|Asymptote}}<br />
'''Asymptote''' is a powerful vector graphics language designed for creating mathematical diagrams and figures. It can output images in either eps or pdf format and is compatible with the standard mathematics typesetting language, [[LaTeX]]. It is also a complete programming language and has cleaner syntax than its predecessor, [http://netlib.bell-labs.com/who/hobby/MetaPost.html MetaPost], which was a language used only for two-dimensional graphics.<br />
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Here is an example of an image that can be produced using Asymptote:<br />
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<center>[[Image:Figure1.jpg]]</center><br />
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In a sense, Asymptote is the ruler and compass of typesetting.<br />
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You can use Asymptote on the AoPSWiki right now, by enclosing the Asymptote code within <tt><nowiki><asy>...</asy></nowiki></tt> tags. For example, the following code<br />
<pre><nowiki><asy><br />
draw((0,0)--(3,7),red);<br />
dot((0,0));<br />
dot((3,7));<br />
label("Produced with Asymptote "+version.VERSION,point(S),2S);<br />
</asy></nowiki></pre><br />
created the picture <br />
<center><asy><br />
draw((0,0)--(3,7),red);<br />
dot((0,0));<br />
dot((3,7));<br />
label("Produced with Asymptote "+version.VERSION,point(S),2S);<br />
</asy></center><br />
And on the AoPS forums you can use <tt><nowiki>[asy]..[/asy]</nowiki></tt><br />
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Another example:<br />
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<pre><nowiki>[asy]<br />
pair A,B,C,X,Y,Z; <br />
A = (0,0);<br />
B = (1,0);<br />
C = (0.3,0.8);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A);<br />
X = (B+C)/2;<br />
Y = (A+C)/2;<br />
Z = (A+B)/2;<br />
draw(A--X, red);<br />
draw(B--Y,red);<br />
draw(C--Z,red);<br />
[/asy]</nowiki></pre><br />
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<asy><br />
pair A,B,C,X,Y,Z;<br />
A = (0,0);<br />
B = (1,0);<br />
C = (0.3,0.8);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A);<br />
X = (B+C)/2;<br />
Y = (A+C)/2;<br />
Z = (A+B)/2;<br />
draw(A--X, red);<br />
draw(B--Y,red);<br />
draw(C--Z,red);<br />
</asy><br />
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Admins, I figured out a way to edit anything in the wiki page, please pm me so I can explain to you how so this bug can hopefully be fixed. It is a very big bug ~Firebolt360.</div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2008_AMC_10B_Problems/Problem_8&diff=1078772008 AMC 10B Problems/Problem 82019-07-24T21:50:09Z<p>Potatopenguin19: /* Solution */</p>
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<div>==Problem==<br />
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A class collects 50 dollars to buy flowers for a classmate who is in the hospital. Roses cost 3 dollars each, and carnations cost 2 dollars each. No other flowers are to be used. How many different bouquets could be purchased for exactly 50 dollars?<br />
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<math><br />
\mathrm{(A)}\ 1<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(B)}\ 7<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(C)}\ 9<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(D)}\ 16<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(E)}\ 17<br />
</math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
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The cost of a rose is odd, hence we need an even number of roses. Let there be <math>2r</math> roses for some <math>r\geq 0</math>. Then we have <math>50-3\cdot 2r = 50-6r</math> dollars left. We can always reach the sum exactly <math>50</math> by buying <math>(50-6r)/2 = 25-3r</math> carnations. Of course, the number of roses must be such that the number of carnations is non-negative. We get the inequality <math>25-3r \geq 0</math>, and as <math>r</math> must be an integer, this solves to <math>r\leq 8</math>. Hence there are <math>\boxed{9->C}</math> possible values of <math>r</math>, and each gives us one solution.<br />
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{{AMC10 box|year=2008|ab=B|num-b=7|num-a=9}}<br />
{{MAA Notice}}</div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2008_AMC_10B_Problems/Problem_8&diff=1078762008 AMC 10B Problems/Problem 82019-07-24T21:49:40Z<p>Potatopenguin19: /* Solution */</p>
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
A class collects 50 dollars to buy flowers for a classmate who is in the hospital. Roses cost 3 dollars each, and carnations cost 2 dollars each. No other flowers are to be used. How many different bouquets could be purchased for exactly 50 dollars?<br />
<br />
<math><br />
\mathrm{(A)}\ 1<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(B)}\ 7<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(C)}\ 9<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(D)}\ 16<br />
\qquad<br />
\mathrm{(E)}\ 17<br />
</math><br />
<br />
==Solution==<br />
<br />
The cost of a rose is odd, hence we need an even number of roses. Let there be <math>2r</math> roses for some <math>r\geq 0</math>. Then we have <math>50-3\cdot 2r = 50-6r</math> dollars left. We can always reach the sum exactly <math>50</math> by buying <math>(50-6r)/2 = 25-3r</math> carnations. Of course, the number of roses must be such that the number of carnations is non-negative. We get the inequality <math>25-3r \geq 0</math>, and as <math>r</math> must be an integer, this solves to <math>r\leq 8</math>. Hence there are <math>\boxed{9\text{->}C}</math> possible values of <math>r</math>, and each gives us one solution.<br />
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{{AMC10 box|year=2008|ab=B|num-b=7|num-a=9}}<br />
{{MAA Notice}}</div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2007_AMC_10B_Problems/Problem_11&diff=1077962007 AMC 10B Problems/Problem 112019-07-22T23:05:36Z<p>Potatopenguin19: /* Solution 5 */</p>
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
A circle passes through the three vertices of an isosceles triangle that has two sides of length <math>3</math> and a base of length <math>2</math>. What is the area of this circle?<br />
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<math>\textbf{(A) } 2\pi \qquad\textbf{(B) } \frac{5}{2}\pi \qquad\textbf{(C) } \frac{81}{32}\pi \qquad\textbf{(D) } 3\pi \qquad\textbf{(E) } \frac{7}{2}\pi</math><br />
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== Solutions are displayed below ==<br />
=== Solution 1 ===<br />
Let <math>\triangle ABC</math> have vertex <math>A</math> and center <math>O</math>, with foot of altitude from <math>A</math> at <math>D</math>. <br />
<center><asy><br />
import olympiad;<br />
pair B=(0,0), C=(2,0), A=(1,3), D=(1,0);<br />
pair O=circumcenter(A,B,C);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A--D);<br />
draw(B--O--C);<br />
draw(circumcircle(A,B,C));<br />
dot(O);<br />
label("\(A\)",A,N);<br />
label("\(B\)",B,S);<br />
label("\(C\)",C,S);<br />
label("\(D\)",D,S);<br />
label("\(O\)",O,W);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+A)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+B)/2,N);<br />
label("\(h\)",(O+D)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(3\)",(A+B)/2,NW);<br />
label("\(1\)",(B+D)/2,N);<br />
</asy></center><br />
Then by Pythagorean Theorem (with radius <math>r</math>, height <math>OD = h</math>) on <math>\triangle OBD, ABD</math><br />
<cmath><br />
\begin{align*} h^2 + 1 & = r^2 \\<br />
(h + r)^2 + 1 & = 9 \end{align*}<br />
</cmath><br />
<br />
Substituting and solving gives <math>r = \frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}</math>. Then the area of the circle is <math>r^2 \pi = \left(\frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}\right)^2 \pi = \boxed{\mathrm{(C) \ } \frac {81}{32} \pi}</math>.<br />
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=== Solution 2 ===<br />
By <math>A = \frac {1}{2}Bh = \frac {abc}{4R}</math> (or we could use <math>s = 4</math> and [[Heron's formula]]),<br />
<cmath><br />
R = \frac {abc}{2Bh} = \frac {3 \cdot 3 \cdot 2}{2(2)(2\sqrt {2})} = \frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}<br />
</cmath><br />
and the answer is <math>R^2 \pi = \boxed{\mathrm{(C) \ } \frac {81}{32} \pi}</math><br />
<br />
Alternatively, by the Extended [[Law of Sines]],<br />
<cmath><br />
2R = \frac {AC}{\sin \angle ABC} = \frac {3}{\frac {2\sqrt {2}}{3}} \Longrightarrow R = \frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}<br />
</cmath><br />
Answer follows as above.<br />
<br />
=== Solution 3 ===<br />
<br />
Extend segment <math>AD</math> to <math>R</math> on Circle <math>O</math>.<br />
<center><asy><br />
import olympiad;<br />
pair B=(0,0), C=(2,0), A=(1,3), D=(1,0), R=(1,-0.35);<br />
pair O=circumcenter(A,B,C);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A--D--R--C);<br />
draw(B--O--C);<br />
draw(circumcircle(A,B,C));<br />
dot(O);<br />
label("\(A\)",A,N);<br />
label("\(B\)",B,S);<br />
label("\(C\)",C,S);<br />
label("\(D\)",D,S);<br />
label("\(O\)",O,W);<br />
label("\(R\)",R,S);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+A)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+R)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(3\)",(A+C)/2,NE);<br />
label("\(1\)",(C+D)/2,N);<br />
</asy></center><br />
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By the Pythagorean Theorem <cmath>AD^2 = 3^2 - 1^2</cmath> <cmath>AD = 2\sqrt{2}</cmath><br />
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<math>\triangle ADC</math> is similar to <math>\triangle ACR</math>, so <cmath>\frac {2\sqrt{2}}{3} = \frac {3}{2r}</cmath> which gives us <cmath>2r = \frac {9}{2\sqrt{2}} = \frac {9\sqrt{2}}{4}</cmath> therefore <cmath>r = \frac {9\sqrt{2}}{8}</cmath><br />
<br />
The area of the circle is therefore <math>\pi r^2 = \left(\frac {9\sqrt{2}}{8}\right)^2 \pi = \boxed{\mathrm{(C) \ } \frac {81}{32} \pi}</math><br />
<br />
===Solution 4===<br />
First, we extend <math>AD</math> to hit the circle at <math>E.</math><br />
<center><asy><br />
import olympiad;<br />
pair B=(0,0), C=(2,0), A=(1,3), D=(1,0), E=(1,-(8^0.5)/8);<br />
pair O=circumcenter(A,B,C);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A--E);<br />
draw(circumcircle(A,B,C));<br />
dot(O);<br />
dot(D);<br />
dot(B);<br />
dot(C);<br />
dot(A);<br />
dot(E);<br />
label("$A$",A,N);<br />
label("$B$",B,S); label("\(C\)",C,S);<br />
label("$D$",D,NE);<br />
label("$O$",O,W);<br />
label("$E$",E,S);<br />
label("$3$",(A+B)/2,NW);<br />
label("$1$",(B+D)/2,N);<br />
</asy></center><br />
By the [[Pythagorean Theorem]], we know that <br />
<cmath>1^2+AD^2=3^2\implies AD=2\sqrt{2}.</cmath><br />
We also know that, from the [[Power of a Point Theorem]], <cmath>AD\cdot DE=BD\cdot DC.</cmath> <br />
We can substitute the ones we know to get<br />
<cmath>2\sqrt{2}\cdot DE=1</cmath><br />
We can simplify this to get that <br />
<cmath>DE=\dfrac{2\sqrt{2}}{8}.</cmath><br />
We add <math>AD</math> and <math>DE</math> together to get the length of the diameter, and then we can find the area.<br />
<cmath>AE=AD+DE=2\sqrt{2}+\dfrac{2\sqrt{2}}{8}=\dfrac{9\sqrt{2}}{4}.</cmath><br />
Therefore, the radius is <math>\dfrac{9\sqrt{2}}{8}</math>, so the area is <br />
<cmath>\left(\dfrac{9\sqrt{2}}{8}\right)^2\pi=\boxed{(\text{C})\dfrac{81}{32}\pi.}</cmath><br />
<br />
===Solution 5===<br />
Another possible solution is to plot the circle and triangle on a graph with the circle having center (0,0). <br />
Let the radius of the circle = <math>r</math>. <br />
Let the distance between origin and base of triangle = <math>a</math>.<br />
1 + a^2 = r^2 r + a = 2sqrt(2) a = (2)sqrt(2) - r 9 - (4r)sqrt(2) = 0 r = ((9)sqrt(2))/8 πr^2 = 81π/32<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2007|ab=B|num-b=10|num-a=12}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Introductory Geometry Problems]]<br />
{{MAA Notice}}</div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2007_AMC_10B_Problems/Problem_11&diff=1077952007 AMC 10B Problems/Problem 112019-07-22T23:05:08Z<p>Potatopenguin19: /* Solution 5 */</p>
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
A circle passes through the three vertices of an isosceles triangle that has two sides of length <math>3</math> and a base of length <math>2</math>. What is the area of this circle?<br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A) } 2\pi \qquad\textbf{(B) } \frac{5}{2}\pi \qquad\textbf{(C) } \frac{81}{32}\pi \qquad\textbf{(D) } 3\pi \qquad\textbf{(E) } \frac{7}{2}\pi</math><br />
<br />
== Solutions are displayed below ==<br />
=== Solution 1 ===<br />
Let <math>\triangle ABC</math> have vertex <math>A</math> and center <math>O</math>, with foot of altitude from <math>A</math> at <math>D</math>. <br />
<center><asy><br />
import olympiad;<br />
pair B=(0,0), C=(2,0), A=(1,3), D=(1,0);<br />
pair O=circumcenter(A,B,C);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A--D);<br />
draw(B--O--C);<br />
draw(circumcircle(A,B,C));<br />
dot(O);<br />
label("\(A\)",A,N);<br />
label("\(B\)",B,S);<br />
label("\(C\)",C,S);<br />
label("\(D\)",D,S);<br />
label("\(O\)",O,W);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+A)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+B)/2,N);<br />
label("\(h\)",(O+D)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(3\)",(A+B)/2,NW);<br />
label("\(1\)",(B+D)/2,N);<br />
</asy></center><br />
Then by Pythagorean Theorem (with radius <math>r</math>, height <math>OD = h</math>) on <math>\triangle OBD, ABD</math><br />
<cmath><br />
\begin{align*} h^2 + 1 & = r^2 \\<br />
(h + r)^2 + 1 & = 9 \end{align*}<br />
</cmath><br />
<br />
Substituting and solving gives <math>r = \frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}</math>. Then the area of the circle is <math>r^2 \pi = \left(\frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}\right)^2 \pi = \boxed{\mathrm{(C) \ } \frac {81}{32} \pi}</math>.<br />
<br />
=== Solution 2 ===<br />
By <math>A = \frac {1}{2}Bh = \frac {abc}{4R}</math> (or we could use <math>s = 4</math> and [[Heron's formula]]),<br />
<cmath><br />
R = \frac {abc}{2Bh} = \frac {3 \cdot 3 \cdot 2}{2(2)(2\sqrt {2})} = \frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}<br />
</cmath><br />
and the answer is <math>R^2 \pi = \boxed{\mathrm{(C) \ } \frac {81}{32} \pi}</math><br />
<br />
Alternatively, by the Extended [[Law of Sines]],<br />
<cmath><br />
2R = \frac {AC}{\sin \angle ABC} = \frac {3}{\frac {2\sqrt {2}}{3}} \Longrightarrow R = \frac {9}{4\sqrt {2}}<br />
</cmath><br />
Answer follows as above.<br />
<br />
=== Solution 3 ===<br />
<br />
Extend segment <math>AD</math> to <math>R</math> on Circle <math>O</math>.<br />
<center><asy><br />
import olympiad;<br />
pair B=(0,0), C=(2,0), A=(1,3), D=(1,0), R=(1,-0.35);<br />
pair O=circumcenter(A,B,C);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A--D--R--C);<br />
draw(B--O--C);<br />
draw(circumcircle(A,B,C));<br />
dot(O);<br />
label("\(A\)",A,N);<br />
label("\(B\)",B,S);<br />
label("\(C\)",C,S);<br />
label("\(D\)",D,S);<br />
label("\(O\)",O,W);<br />
label("\(R\)",R,S);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+A)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(r\)",(O+R)/2,SE);<br />
label("\(3\)",(A+C)/2,NE);<br />
label("\(1\)",(C+D)/2,N);<br />
</asy></center><br />
<br />
By the Pythagorean Theorem <cmath>AD^2 = 3^2 - 1^2</cmath> <cmath>AD = 2\sqrt{2}</cmath><br />
<br />
<math>\triangle ADC</math> is similar to <math>\triangle ACR</math>, so <cmath>\frac {2\sqrt{2}}{3} = \frac {3}{2r}</cmath> which gives us <cmath>2r = \frac {9}{2\sqrt{2}} = \frac {9\sqrt{2}}{4}</cmath> therefore <cmath>r = \frac {9\sqrt{2}}{8}</cmath><br />
<br />
The area of the circle is therefore <math>\pi r^2 = \left(\frac {9\sqrt{2}}{8}\right)^2 \pi = \boxed{\mathrm{(C) \ } \frac {81}{32} \pi}</math><br />
<br />
===Solution 4===<br />
First, we extend <math>AD</math> to hit the circle at <math>E.</math><br />
<center><asy><br />
import olympiad;<br />
pair B=(0,0), C=(2,0), A=(1,3), D=(1,0), E=(1,-(8^0.5)/8);<br />
pair O=circumcenter(A,B,C);<br />
draw(A--B--C--A--E);<br />
draw(circumcircle(A,B,C));<br />
dot(O);<br />
dot(D);<br />
dot(B);<br />
dot(C);<br />
dot(A);<br />
dot(E);<br />
label("$A$",A,N);<br />
label("$B$",B,S); label("\(C\)",C,S);<br />
label("$D$",D,NE);<br />
label("$O$",O,W);<br />
label("$E$",E,S);<br />
label("$3$",(A+B)/2,NW);<br />
label("$1$",(B+D)/2,N);<br />
</asy></center><br />
By the [[Pythagorean Theorem]], we know that <br />
<cmath>1^2+AD^2=3^2\implies AD=2\sqrt{2}.</cmath><br />
We also know that, from the [[Power of a Point Theorem]], <cmath>AD\cdot DE=BD\cdot DC.</cmath> <br />
We can substitute the ones we know to get<br />
<cmath>2\sqrt{2}\cdot DE=1</cmath><br />
We can simplify this to get that <br />
<cmath>DE=\dfrac{2\sqrt{2}}{8}.</cmath><br />
We add <math>AD</math> and <math>DE</math> together to get the length of the diameter, and then we can find the area.<br />
<cmath>AE=AD+DE=2\sqrt{2}+\dfrac{2\sqrt{2}}{8}=\dfrac{9\sqrt{2}}{4}.</cmath><br />
Therefore, the radius is <math>\dfrac{9\sqrt{2}}{8}</math>, so the area is <br />
<cmath>\left(\dfrac{9\sqrt{2}}{8}\right)^2\pi=\boxed{(\text{C})\dfrac{81}{32}\pi.}</cmath><br />
<br />
===Solution 5===<br />
Another possible solution is to plot the circle and triangle on a graph with the circle having center (0,0). <br />
Let the radius of the circle = <math>r</math>. <br />
Let the distance between origin and base of triangle = <math>a</math>.<br />
<cmath>1 + a^2 = r^2 r + a = 2sqrt(2) a = (2)sqrt(2) - r 9 - (4r)sqrt(2) = 0 r = ((9)sqrt(2))/8 πr^2 = 81π/32</cmath><br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2007|ab=B|num-b=10|num-a=12}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Introductory Geometry Problems]]<br />
{{MAA Notice}}</div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=2006_AMC_12A_Problems/Problem_14&diff=1077912006 AMC 12A Problems/Problem 142019-07-22T01:44:50Z<p>Potatopenguin19: /* Solution 2 */</p>
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<div>{{duplicate|[[2006 AMC 12A Problems|2006 AMC 12A #14]] and [[2006 AMC 10A Problems/Problem 22|2006 AMC 10A #22]]}}<br />
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== Problem ==<br />
<br />
Two farmers agree that pigs are worth <math>300</math> dollars and that goats are worth <math>210</math> dollars. When one farmer owes the other money, he pays the debt in pigs or goats, with "change" received in the form of goats or pigs as necessary. (For example, a <math>390</math> dollar debt could be paid with two pigs, with one goat received in change.) What is the amount of the smallest positive debt that can be resolved in this way?<br />
<br />
<math> \mathrm{(A) \ } 5\qquad \mathrm{(B) \ } 10\qquad \mathrm{(C) \ } 30\qquad \mathrm{(D) \ } 90\qquad \mathrm{(E) \ } 210</math><br />
<br />
== Solutions ==<br />
<br />
===Solution 1===<br />
<br />
The problem can be restated as an equation of the form <math>300p + 210g = x</math>, where <math>p</math> is the number of pigs, <math>g</math> is the number of goats, and <math>x</math> is the positive debt. The problem asks us to find the lowest ''x'' possible. ''<math>p</math>'' and ''<math>g</math>'' must be [[integer]]s, which makes the equation a [[Diophantine equation]]. Bezout’s Identity tells us that the smallest <math>c</math> for the Diophantine equation <math>am + bn = c</math> to have solutions is when <math>c</math> is the [[greatest common divisor]] of <math>a</math> and <math>b</math>. Therefore, the answer is <math>gcd(300,210)</math>, which is <math>30</math>, <math>\mathrm{(C) \ }</math><br />
<br />
===Solution 2===<br />
Alternatively, note that <math>300p + 210g = 30(10p + 7g)</math> is divisible by 30 no matter what <math>p</math> and <math>g</math> are, so our answer must be divisible by 30. In addition, three goats minus two pigs gives us <math>630 - 600 = 30</math> exactly. Since our theoretical best can be achieved, it must really be the best, and the answer is <math>\mathrm{(C) \ }</math>.<br />
debt that can be resolved.<br />
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===Solution 3===<br />
<br />
Let us simplify this problem. Dividing by <math>30</math>, we get a pig to be: <math>\frac{300}{30} = 10</math>, and a goat to be <math>\frac{210}{30}= 7</math>. <br />
It becomes evident that if you exchange <math>5</math> pigs for <math>7</math> goats, we get the smallest positive difference - <math>5\cdot 10 - 7\cdot 7 = 50-49 = 1</math>. <br />
Since we originally divided by <math>30</math>, we need to multiply again, thus getting the answer: <math>1\cdot 30 = \mathrm{(C) 30}</math><br />
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== See also ==<br />
{{AMC12 box|year=2006|ab=A|num-b=13|num-a=15}}<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2006|ab=A|num-b=21|num-a=23}}<br />
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<div>== Problem ==<br />
In the United States, coins have the following thicknesses: penny, <math>1.55</math> mm; nickel, <math>1.95</math> mm; dime, <math>1.35</math> mm; quarter, <math>1.75</math> mm. If a stack of these coins is exactly <math>14</math> mm high, how many coins are in the stack?<br />
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<math> \mathrm{(A) \ } 7 \qquad \mathrm{(B) \ } 8 \qquad \mathrm{(C) \ } 9 \qquad \mathrm{(D) \ } 10 \qquad \mathrm{(E) \ } 11 </math><br />
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== Solution ==<br />
<br />
All numbers in this solution will be in hundredths of a millimeter.<br />
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The thinnest coin is the dime, with thickness <math>135</math>. A stack of <math>n</math> dimes has height <math>135n</math>.<br />
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The other three coin types have thicknesses <math>135+20</math>, <math>135+40</math>, and <math>135+60</math>. By replacing some of the dimes in our stack by other, thicker coins, we can clearly create exactly all heights in the set <math>\{135n, 135n+20, 135n+40, \dots, 195n\}</math>.<br />
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If we take an odd <math>n</math>, then all the possible heights will be odd, and thus none of them will be <math>1400</math>. Hence <math>n</math> is even.<br />
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If <math>n<8</math> the stack will be too low and if <math>n>10</math> it will be too high. Thus we are left with cases <math>n=8</math> and <math>n=10</math>.<br />
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If <math>n=10</math> the possible stack heights are <math>1350,1370,1390,\dots</math>, with the remaining ones exceeding <math>1400</math>.<br />
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Therefore there are <math>\boxed{\mathrm{(B)\ }8}</math> coins in the stack.<br />
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Using the above observation we can easily construct such a stack. A stack of <math>8</math> dimes would have height <math>8\cdot 135=1080</math>, thus we need to add <math>320</math>.<br />
This can be done for example by replacing five dimes by nickels (for <math>+60\cdot 5 = +300</math>), and one dime by a penny (for <math>+20</math>).<br />
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==Note==<br />
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We can easily add up <math>1.55\text{\ mm}</math> and <math>1.95\text{\ mm}</math> to get <math>3.50\text{\ mm}</math>. We multiply that by <math>4</math> to get <math>14\text{\ mm}</math>. Since this works and it requires 8 coins, the answer is clearly <math>\boxed{\mathrm{(B)\ }8}</math>.<br />
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Similarly, we can simply take <math>8</math> quarters to get <math>8\cdot 1.75=14</math>.<br />
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== See also ==<br />
<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2004|ab=B|num-b=12|num-a=14}}<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
Circles <math>A</math>, <math>B</math>, and <math>C</math> are externally tangent to each other and internally tangent to circle <math>D</math>. Circles <math>B</math> and <math>C</math> are congruent. Circle <math>A</math> has radius <math>1</math> and passes through the center of <math>D</math>. What is the radius of circle <math>B</math>?<br />
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<asy><br />
import graph;<br />
size(150);<br />
defaultpen(fontsize(8));<br />
pair OA=(-1,0),OB=(2/3,8/9),OC=(2/3,-8/9),OD=(0,0);<br />
draw(Circle(OD,2));<br />
draw(Circle(OA,1));<br />
draw(Circle(OB,8/9));<br />
draw(Circle(OC,8/9));<br />
label("$A$",OA+expi(pi/2),(0,1));<br />
label("$B$",OB+8/9*expi(pi/180*130),(-1,0.5));<br />
label("$C$",OC+8/9*expi(pi/180*230),(-1,-0.5));<br />
label("$D$",OD+2*expi(2*pi/3),(-1,1));<br />
</asy><br />
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<math> \mathrm{(A) \ } \frac{2}{3} \qquad \mathrm{(B) \ } \frac{\sqrt{3}}{2} \qquad \mathrm{(C) \ } \frac{7}{8} \qquad \mathrm{(D) \ } \frac{8}{9} \qquad \mathrm{(E) \ } \frac{1+\sqrt{3}}{3} </math><br />
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==Solution 1==<br />
<br />
<asy><br />
import graph;<br />
size(400);<br />
defaultpen(fontsize(10));<br />
pair OA=(-1,0),OB=(2/3,8/9),OC=(2/3,-8/9),OD=(0,0),E=(2/3,0);<br />
real t = 2.5;<br />
pair OA1=(-2+2*t,0),OB1=(4/3+2*t,16/9),OC1=(4/3+2*t,-16/9),OD1=(0+2*t,0),E1=(4/3+2*t,0);<br />
draw(Circle(OD,2));<br />
draw(Circle(OA,1));<br />
draw(Circle(OB,8/9));<br />
draw(Circle(OC,8/9));<br />
draw(OA--OB--OC--cycle);<br />
draw(OD--OB--OB+(OB-OD)*4/5);<br />
draw(OA--E);<br />
label("$O_{A}$",OA,(-1,0));<br />
label("$O_{B}$",OB,(-1,1));<br />
label("$O_{C}$",OC,(-1,-1));<br />
label("$O_{D}$",OD,(-1,-1));<br />
label("$E$",E,(0.5,-1));<br />
label("$r$",OB+(OB-OD)*2/5,(-0.5,1));<br />
label("$r$",(1*OA+3*OB)/4,(-0.5,1));<br />
dot(OA^^OB^^OC^^OD^^E);<br />
draw(OA1--OB1--OC1--cycle);<br />
draw(OD1--OB1);<br />
draw(OA1--E1);<br />
label("$O_{A}$",OA1,(-1,0));<br />
label("$O_{B}$",OB1,(1,1));<br />
label("$O_{C}$",OC1,(1,-1));<br />
label("$O_{D}$",OD1,(0,-1));<br />
label("$E$",E1,(1,0));<br />
label("$1+r$",(OA1+OB1)/2,(-0.5,1));<br />
label("$r$",(E1+OB1)/2,(1,0));<br />
label("$r$",(E1+OC1)/2,(1,0));<br />
label("$2-r$",(OB1+OD1)/2,(-1,0));<br />
label("$1$",(OA1+OD1)/2,(0,-1));<br />
label("$x$",(E1+OD1)/2,(0,-1));<br />
dot(OA1^^OB1^^OC1^^OD1^^E1);<br />
</asy><br />
Let <math>O_{i}</math> be the center of circle <math>i</math> for all <math>i \in \{A,B,C,D\}</math> and let <math>E</math> be the tangent point of <math>B,C</math>. Since the radius of <math>D</math> is the diameter of <math>A</math>, the radius of <math>D</math> is <math>2</math>. Let the radius of <math>B,C</math> be <math>r</math> and let <math>O_{D}E = x</math>. If we connect <math>O_{A},O_{B},O_{C}</math>, we get an [[isosceles triangle]] with lengths <math>1 + r, 2r</math>. Then right triangle <math>O_{D}O_{B}E</math> has legs <math>r, x</math> and [[hypotenuse]] <math>2-r</math>. Solving for <math>x</math>, we get <math>x^2 = (2-r)^2 - r^2 \Longrightarrow x = \sqrt{4-4r}</math>. <br />
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Also, right triangle <math>O_{A}O_{B}E</math> has legs <math>r, 1+x</math>, and hypotenuse <math>1+r</math>. Solving, <br />
<br />
<cmath>\begin{eqnarray*}<br />
r^2 + (1+\sqrt{4-4r})^2 &=& (1+r)^2\\<br />
1+4-4r+2\sqrt{4-4r}&=& 2r + 1\\<br />
1-r &=& \left(\frac{6r-4}{4}\right)^2\\<br />
\frac{9}{4}r^2-2r&=& 0\\<br />
r &=& \frac 89 <br />
\end{eqnarray*}</cmath> <br />
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So the answer is <math>\boxed{\mathrm{(D)}\ \frac{8}{9}}</math>.<br />
<br />
==Solution 2==<br />
Using [[Descartes' Circle Formula]], <math>\left(1-\frac{1}{2}+\frac{1}{r}+\frac{1}{r}\right)^2=2\left(\frac{1}{4}+1+\frac{1}{r^2}+\frac{1}{r^2}\right)</math>. Solving this gives us linear equation with <math>r=\boxed{\mathrm{(D)}\ \frac{8}{9}}</math>.<br />
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== See also ==<br />
<url>viewtopic.php?=131335 AoPS topic</url><br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2004|ab=A|num-b=22|num-a=24}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Introductory Geometry Problems]]<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
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An ice cream cone consists of a sphere of vanilla ice cream and a right circular cone that has the same diameter as the sphere. If the ice cream melts, it will exactly fill the cone. Assume that the melted ice cream occupies <math>75\%</math> of the volume of the frozen ice cream. What is the ratio of the cone's height to its radius? (Note: a cone with radius <math>r</math> and height <math>h</math> has volume <math>\pi r^2 h / 3</math> and a sphere with radius <math>r</math> has volume <math>4 \pi r^3 / 3</math>.)<br />
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<math>\textbf{(A) } 2:1 \qquad\textbf{(B) } 3:1 \qquad\textbf{(C) } 4:1 \qquad\textbf{(D) } 16:3 \qquad\textbf{(E) } 6:1 </math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
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Let <math>r</math> be the radius of both the cone and the sphere of ice cream, and let <math>h</math> be the height of the cone. The cone can hold a maximum of <math>\pi r^2h/3</math> melted ice cream. The volume of the frozen ice cream is <math>4\pi r^3/3.</math> The volume of the melted ice cream is <math>75 \%</math> of that, which is <math>\pi r^3.</math> Since the melted ice cream fills the cone exactly,<br />
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<cmath>\begin{align*}\pi r^3&=\pi r^2h/3\\<br />
r&=h/3\\<br />
3&=h/r\end{align*}</cmath><br />
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Then the ratio of the cone's height to its radius is <math>h:r=\boxed{\textbf{(B)}\ 3:1}</math><br />
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==See Also==<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2003|ab=B|num-b=16|num-a=18}}<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
Al, Betty, and Clare split <math>\textdollar 1000</math> among them to be invested in different ways. Each begins with a different amount. At the end of one year, they have a total of <math>\textdollar 1500</math> dollars. Betty and Clare have both doubled their money, whereas Al has managed to lose <math>\textdollar100</math> dollars. What was Al's original portion?<br />
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<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \textdollar 250 \qquad \textbf{(B)}\ \textdollar 350 \qquad \textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400 \qquad \textbf{(D)}\ \textdollar 450 \qquad \textbf{(E)}\ \textdollar 500</math><br />
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==Solution==<br />
<br />
For this problem, we will have to write a three-variable equation, but not necessarily solve it. Let <math>a, b,</math> and <math>c</math> represent the original portions of Al, Betty, and Clare, respectively. At the end of one year, they each have <math>a-100, 2b,</math> and <math>2c</math>. From this, we can write two equations, marked by (1) and (2). <br />
<br />
<cmath>a+b+c=1000</cmath><br />
<cmath>(1). \text{ }2a+2b+2c=2000</cmath><br />
<cmath>a-100+2b+2c=1500</cmath><br />
<cmath>(2). \text{ }a+2b+2c=1600</cmath><br />
<br />
(Equations (1) and (2) are derived from each equation above them.)<br />
<br />
Since all we need to find is <math>a,</math> subtract the second equation from the first equation to get <math>a=400.</math><br />
<br />
Al's original portion was <math>\boxed{\textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400}</math>.<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2003|ab=B|num-b=11|num-a=13}}<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
Al, Betty, and Clare split <math>\textdollar 1000</math> among them to be invested in different ways. Each begins with a different amount. At the end of one year, they have a total of <math>\textdollar 1500</math> dollars. Betty and Clare have both doubled their money, whereas Al has managed to lose <math>\textdollar100</math> dollars. What was Al's original portion?<br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \textdollar 250 \qquad \textbf{(B)}\ \textdollar 350 \qquad \textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400 \qquad \textbf{(D)}\ \textdollar 450 \qquad \textbf{(E)}\ \textdollar 500</math><br />
<br />
==Solution==<br />
<br />
For this problem, we will have to write a three-variable equation, but not necessarily solve it. Let <math>a, b,</math> and <math>c</math> represent the original portions of Al, Betty, and Clare, respectively. At the end of one year, they each have <math>a-100, 2b,</math> and <math>2c</math>. From this, we can write two equations.<br />
<br />
<cmath>a+b+c=1000</cmath><br />
<cmath>(1) \text{ }2a+2b+2c=2000</cmath><br />
<cmath>a-100+2b+2c=1500</cmath><br />
<cmath>(2) \text{ }a+2b+2c=1600</cmath><br />
<br />
Since all we need to find is <math>a,</math> subtract the second equation from the first equation to get <math>a=400.</math><br />
<br />
Al's original portion was <math>\boxed{\textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400}</math>.<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2003|ab=B|num-b=11|num-a=13}}<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
Al, Betty, and Clare split <math>\textdollar 1000</math> among them to be invested in different ways. Each begins with a different amount. At the end of one year, they have a total of <math>\textdollar 1500</math> dollars. Betty and Clare have both doubled their money, whereas Al has managed to lose <math>\textdollar100</math> dollars. What was Al's original portion?<br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \textdollar 250 \qquad \textbf{(B)}\ \textdollar 350 \qquad \textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400 \qquad \textbf{(D)}\ \textdollar 450 \qquad \textbf{(E)}\ \textdollar 500</math><br />
<br />
==Solution==<br />
<br />
For this problem, we will have to write a three-variable equation, but not necessarily solve it. Let <math>a, b,</math> and <math>c</math> represent the original portions of Al, Betty, and Clare, respectively. At the end of one year, they each have <math>a-100, 2b,</math> and <math>2c</math>. From this, we can write two equations.<br />
<br />
<cmath>a+b+c=1000</cmath><br />
<cmath>2a+2b+2c=2000</cmath><br />
<cmath>a-100+2b+2c=1500</cmath><br />
<cmath>a+2b+2c=1600</cmath><br />
<br />
Since all we need to find is <math>a,</math> subtract the second equation from the first equation to get <math>a=400.</math><br />
<br />
Al's original portion was <math>\boxed{\textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400}</math>.<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2003|ab=B|num-b=11|num-a=13}}<br />
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<div>==Problem==<br />
<br />
Al, Betty, and Clare split <math>\textdollar 1000</math> among them to be invested in different ways. Each begins with a different amount. At the end of one year, they have a total of <math>\textdollar 1500</math> dollars. Betty and Clare have both doubled their money, whereas Al has managed to lose <math>\textdollar100</math> dollars. What was Al's original portion?<br />
<br />
<math>\textbf{(A)}\ \textdollar 250 \qquad \textbf{(B)}\ \textdollar 350 \qquad \textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400 \qquad \textbf{(D)}\ \textdollar 450 \qquad \textbf{(E)}\ \textdollar 500</math><br />
<br />
==Solution==<br />
<br />
For this problem, we will have to write a three-variable equation, but not necessarily solve it. Let <math>a, b,</math> and <math>c</math> represent the original portions of Al, Betty, and Clare, respectively. At the end of one year, they each have <math>a-100, 2b,</math> and <math>2c</math>. From this, we can write two equations.<br />
<br />
<cmath>a+b+c=1000</cmath>\\<br />
<cmath>2a+2b+2c=2000</cmath>\\<br />
\\<br />
<cmath>a-100+2b+2c=1500\\<br />
a+2b+2c=1600</cmath><br />
<br />
Since all we need to find is <math>a,</math> subtract the second equation from the first equation to get <math>a=400.</math><br />
<br />
Al's original portion was <math>\boxed{\textbf{(C)}\ \textdollar 400}</math>.<br />
<br />
==See Also==<br />
<br />
{{AMC10 box|year=2003|ab=B|num-b=11|num-a=13}}<br />
{{MAA Notice}}</div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=106064Gmaas2019-06-01T00:08:01Z<p>Potatopenguin19: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS:<br />
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- Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that.<br />
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- Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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- Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone.<br />
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- He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music.<br />
EDIT: His only exception is The Legend of Zelda music.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also likes Debussy.<br />
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- Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, bow down.<br />
EDIT: It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free.<br />
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- Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will.<br />
EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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- Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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- Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones.<br />
EDIT EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which lead to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer, when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat.<br />
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- Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a pet: [[sseraj]]. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets.<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten [[Primitive Pythagorean Triple]] and [[Proofs without words]] and is the second longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome [[2008 iTest Problems]], which has around 73,000 bytes. <br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has beaten [[2008 iTest Problems]]! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmass's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas can turn things into gold.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can eat lava.<br />
EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem.<br />
EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocaled the fee.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect.<br />
EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.<br />
<br />
- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at [[Talk:Gmaas]].<br />
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- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time.<br />
EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his [[AoPS]] account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage.<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: You are also Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not me nor you.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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- Gmaas says hello.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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- Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch.<br />
EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten.<br />
EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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- <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat.<br />
EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has a last digit, which it does not.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes, we do.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: I do too.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise. <br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures.<br />
EDIT EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: How many times do we say this?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Very many times.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a human dozens of times. In fact, Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree.<br />
EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
EDIT: Tacocat is really just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 tacocats in the world.<br />
EDIT EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash.<br />
EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar.<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmass knows all<br />
EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmaas is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmass, Gmass, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in [[sseraj]]'s house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM.<br />
EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years.<br />
EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the [[Gmaasology]] page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the [[Gmaathamatics]] page.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds.<br />
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- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas.<br />
EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his own holy book, so he lets people write it for free.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball.<br />
EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented the world.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe.<br />
EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts.<br />
EDIT: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058% of accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving.<br />
EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he wants to take a break and dies.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- All hail the Gmaas cloud!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble.<br />
EDIT EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural.<br />
EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?)<br />
EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die.<br />
EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars.<br />
EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas ate cat-food today.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! He sees me! I am dyingiuhbjhjucbfwiknjfwvkjwfvnkfvw<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does that.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives.<br />
EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J K Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second.<br />
EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them.<br />
EDIT: I don't.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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- Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
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- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created your device.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's.<br />
EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019 called wintrsummer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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- The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster.<br />
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- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.<br />
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- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood.<br />
EDIT EDIT: How?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. In fact, you are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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- Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet.<br />
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- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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- I am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of longest chain of edits on [[AoPS]] Wiki.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit.<br />
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- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterwards. They tasted funny.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
<br />
- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge!<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
<br />
- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the [[Gmaasology]] page.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe.<br />
EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: How?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can hack any website he desires.<br />
EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology.<br />
EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Why would he do that?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas saw Yoda's birth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: This is all not true.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. <br />
<br />
- [[sseraj]] once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). [[sseraj]]’s life was never the same afterwards.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created [[sseraj]]. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
<br />
- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
<br />
- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
<br />
- This is all hypothetical.<br />
EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384,626,433,832,795,028,841,971,693,993,751,058,209,749,445,923,078,164,062,862,089,986,280,348,253,421,170,679,821,480,865,132,823,066,470,938,446,095,505,822,317,253,594,081,284,811,174,502,841,027,019,385,211,055,596,446,229,489,549,303,819,644,288,109,756,659,334,461,284,756,482,337,867,831,652,712,019,091,456,485,669,234,603,486,104,543,266,482,133,936,072,602,491,412,737,245,870,066,063,155,881,748,815,209,209,628,292,540,917,153,643,678,925,903,600,113,305,305,488,204,665,213,841,469,519,415,116,094,330,572,703,657,595,919,530,921,861,173,819,326,117,931,051,185,480,744,623,799,627,495,673,518,857,527,248,912,279,381,830,119,491,298,336,733,624,406,566,430,860,213,949,463,952,247,371,907,021,798,609,437,027,705,392,171,762,931,767,523,846,748,184,676,694,051,320,005,681,271,452,635,608,277,857,713,427,577,896,091,736,371,787,214,684,409,012,249,534,301,465,495,853,710,507,922,796,892 buckets of tea.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on [[AoPS]] to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: [[AoPS]] itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
EDIT: He eventually created [[sseraj]] and has lived with [[sseraj]] ever since.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy.<br />
EDIT: He is professor of [[Gmaasology]] there.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
<br />
- He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the owner of [[sseraj]], not his pet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also created [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others.<br />
<br />
- After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once slept on [[sseraj]]'s private water bed, so [[sseraj]] locked him in the bathroom.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath> minecraft diamonds.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives with [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory.<br />
EDIT: [[sseraj]] once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by [[sseraj]].<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas employs AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be whatever color he chooses it to be.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and [[sseraj]] into [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator.<br />
EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, [[sseraj]] rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Why is this happening?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the [[Talk: Gmaas]] article, the [[Gmaasology]] article, or the [[sseraj]] article.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about [[sseraj]] than even [[sseraj]] does.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
<br />
- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
EDIT: He is both.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of [[Gmaasology]] at Princeton.<br />
EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening [[Gmaasology]] departments. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in [[sseraj]]'s fridge.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas once ate all [[sseraj]]'s fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in [[sseraj]]'s freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also ate [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.<br />
EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than [[sseraj]]'s fridge to live in.<br />
<br />
List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
<br />
- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
<br />
- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
<br />
- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] 2 (1440)<br />
<br />
- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
<br />
- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] A (1488)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A (1170)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] B (1529)<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
<br />
- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
<br />
- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
<br />
- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1142<br />
<br />
- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
<br />
- Advanced [[Gmaasology]] and Gmaas Conjuring 1137<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1207<br />
<br />
- Posting student surveys<br />
<br />
- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
<br />
- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
<br />
- Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
<br />
- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1138<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] B 1112<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
<br />
- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
<br />
- The Gmaathamatics School of [[Gmaasology]]<br />
<br />
- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
<br />
- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1710 9/24/2018<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1369<br />
<br />
- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1177<br />
<br />
Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:<br />
<br />
- Cat Gathering 1222<br />
<br />
− Introduction to Geometry 1190<br />
<br />
− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110<br />
<br />
− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1447<br />
<br />
− Introduction to Geometry 1535<br />
<br />
− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A 1392<br />
<br />
- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad [[Gmaasology]] 1148.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into [[Gmaasology]] 2 1163. However, the danger is passed. That class is over.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once snuck into [[sseraj]]'s email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: He can be whatever he wants.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But he likes penguins. (As snacks.)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is everything.<br />
<br />
- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend.<br />
EDIT: This is real life.<br />
<br />
- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
<br />
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
<br />
(Look at the acronym.)<br />
<br />
GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<math><br />
EDIT: Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is above your door, waiting to pounce on you.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be whatever he wants to be because he is omnipotent. How? The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful that it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the </math>\tan(90)<math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of </math>\tan(90)<math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A user has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232<br />
EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond.<br />
EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
EDIT: Harry Potter was actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas will always be the sole owner of Gmaas. [[sseraj]] is just Gmaas's pet.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.)<br />
EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.<br />
EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
EDIT EDIT: However, Gmaas no longer sheds. Most of Gmaas's hairballs are made when Gmaas gets a haircut.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates haircuts.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has </math>57843504<math> regenerations and has used </math>3<math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At </math>\frac{13}{32}<math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with Ricard Rusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, [[sseraj]] posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Introduction to Geometry, [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of </math>-GMAAS<math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease. EDIT: Gmaas infiltrated Superman's body, then made him kill himself. So, Superman killed Superman. <br />
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- Gmaas is an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much </math>MONEY<math> just to eat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts </math>0.\overline{99}<math> from </math>1<math>, the difference is greater than </math>0<math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1496 [[Gmaasology]] 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: [[sseraj]] always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, but never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemons.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at [[sseraj]] once, so Gmaas locked [[sseraj]] in [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Then, [[sseraj]] decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: [[sseraj]] could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious.<br />
EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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- Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants.<br />
EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
EDIT: He lives in [[sseraj]]'s house. EDIT EDIT: [[sseraj]] lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- Gmaas<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric [[Gmaasology]] 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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- Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being.<br />
EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry cat.<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: [[sseraj]] is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- [[5space]] (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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- </math>Another<math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe. <br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun.<br />
EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.<br />
EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.<br />
EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: [[sseraj]]]<br />
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- Gmaas got to </math>infty<math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris.<br />
EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.<br />
EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper.<br />
EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time.<br />
EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow.<br />
EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<br />
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</math>\text{Gmaas is right behind you}<math><br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. <br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests.<br />
EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better. <br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called [[Gmaathamatics]]. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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- </math>\gmaas$<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EIDT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900994657640789512694683983525957098258226205224894077267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978859597729754989301617539284681382686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246808459872736446958486538367362226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359977001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285060168427394522674676788952521385225499546667278239864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743241125150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613655497818931297848216829989487226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799344037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457138687519435064302184531910484810053706146806749192781911979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502252316038819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014215030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325186660021324340881907104863317346496514539057962685610055081066587969981635747363840525714591028970641401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360072305587631763594218731251471205329281918261861258673215791984148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769751456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate. <br />
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- Gmass is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940772671947826848260147699090264013639443745530506820349625245174939965143142980919065925093722169646151570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943104997252468084598727364469584865383673622262609912460805124388439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608944169486855584840635342207222582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782398645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411251507606947945109659609402522887971089314566913686722874894056010150330861792868092087476091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880485756401427047755513237964145152374623436454285844479526586782105114135473573952311342716610213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021845319104848100537061468067491927819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217999839101591956181467514269123974894090718649423196156794520809514655022523160388193014209376213785595663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819071048633173464965145390579626856100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706414011097120628043903975951567715770042033786993600723055876317635942187312514712053292819182618612586732157919841484882916447060957527069572209175671167229109816909152801735067127485832228718352093539657251210835791513698820914442100675103346711031412671113699086585163983150197016515116851714376576183515565088490998985998238734552833163550764791853589322618548963213293308985706420467525907091548141654985946163718027098199430992448895757128289059232332609729971208443357326548938239119325974636673058360414281388303203824903758985243744170291327656180937734 seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball <br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940772671947826848260147699090264013639443745530506820349625245174939965143142980919065925093722169646151570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943104997252468084598727364469584865383673622262609912460805124388439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608944169486855584840635342207222582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782398645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411251507606947945109659609402522887971089314566913686722874894056010150330861792868092087476091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880485756401427047755513237964145152374623436454285844479526586782105114135473573952311342716610213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021845319104848100537061468067491927819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217999839101591956181467514269123974894090718649423196156794520809514655022523160388193014209376213785595663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819071048633173464965145390579626856100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706414011097120628043903975951567715770042033786993600723055876317635942187312514712053292819182618612586732157919Gmass84148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769751456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of life.<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one.<br />
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-Gmass has controlled everyone's mind and made them eat cheeseburgers.<br />
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-sseraj locked Gmass in his toilet because Gmass blew the top half of his house.<br />
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(Why is this a thing?)<br />
Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas. How dare you suggest such an atrocity?!?!?! You are now hereby banished from the holy bible of Gmaas and shall not make edits ever again!<br />
-Decreed by THE ENFORCER<br />
[[category:Gmaas]]</div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=97570Gmaas2018-08-31T23:23:14Z<p>Potatopenguin19: </p>
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<div> :) :O :P {{{=== Gmaas Facts ===}}} :) :O :P<br />
- Gmass would like to go to Taco Bell, but he goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. He never uses any of them, because he has an infinite number of powers.<br />
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- The only person Gmaas worships is Wasp5<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers like donutvan for breakfast<br />
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-The bible of Gmaas is this page, and people go to worship Gmaas in the Maas<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents<br />
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- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen<br />
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- Gmaas is the Marvel Universe<br />
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- All editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas<br />
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- Google was named after Gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island, and also Total Drama Island.<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas' will<br />
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- Gmaas is also the rightful heir to the Iron Throne<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones <br />
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- Gmaas will also end the Game of Thrones<br />
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- Gmaas killed Joffrey<br />
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- Gmaas is Azor Ahai<br />
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- Gmaas is the prince who was promised<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking <br />
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- Gmaas is Gordon Maas in disguise (5Space) <br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old<br />
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- Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. He has 0 dog lives.<br />
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- Who wrote ''Harry Potter''? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. <br />
<br />
- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: Except you. You are pure Gmaas. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. <br />
<br />
- When he is hyper he runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians and steals their phone, hacks into them and downloads Pub G onto their poor phone.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas' favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows<br />
<br />
- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
<br />
- He also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. He cloned some little Gmaas robots (with his amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
<br />
- "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song", but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas' favorite color is neon klfhsadkhfd.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the coach of Tfue, Ninja, Muselk, and Myth.<br />
<br />
- Gmass caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If he did, he would automatically beat any team.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go. <br />
<br />
- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails. Except once when he was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
<br />
- On Gmaas's math tests, he always gets <math>\infty</math>%<br />
<br />
- Gmaas' favorite number is pi. It's also one of his favorite foods. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas' burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
<br />
- Gmass beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas' wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter<br />
<br />
- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas' haiballs<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. Edit: he was headmaster.<br />
<br />
- Mrs.Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. He is the counselor for the Apollo cabin. Because cats are demigod counselors too.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests, and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. He has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
<br />
- Gmass knows that their real names are Gmassa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas actually attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas<br />
<br />
- I too am Gmaas<br />
<br />
- In 2018, Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game. <br />
<br />
- But it is I who is Gmaas<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is us all<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured by the infamous j3370 in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: j3370 only captured his concrete form, his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is White, Black, Grey, Yellow, Red, Blue, Green, Brown, Pink, Orange, and Purple all at the same time. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, he will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
<br />
- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though he was caught by the Ministry of Love, he escaped easily. Edit: he destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap, in fact he is the creator of the Infinity Stones. <br />
<br />
- Everyone thinks that Gmaas is a god<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was his servant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only one who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
<br />
- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. He wasn't trying.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of pallas and says forevermore<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe, because he is actually Poe. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD. He owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously, thank Gmaas our lord is sane<br />
<br />
- The only god is Gmaas<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled GMAAS"<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- It was Gmaas who helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the real creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek mythology and also Egyptian mythology.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 Printer<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
<br />
- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas' many code names<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was there when Yoda was born.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. Edit: This is all not true.<br />
<br />
- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS on accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile...but he hates Roblox.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., and Soviet citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas has now been found out to be a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
<br />
- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas plays roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> <b>Cat</b>ch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
<br />
- This is all hypothetical.<br />
<br />
- EDIT: This is all factual <br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar<br />
(Warrior cats reference)<br />
<br />
- He is capable of salmon powers, according to PunSpark (ask him)<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
<br />
- He went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a penguin servant named sm24136 who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. His other penguin is called PotatoPenguin19. He is most definitely alive.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret aops community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clant cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end!<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a well known professor at MEOWston Academy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas drinks Starbucks everyday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Tuna addict, along with other, more potent fish such as Salmon and Trout.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
<br />
- Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
<br />
- The owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
<br />
- The embodiment of life and universe and beyond .<br />
<br />
- Watches memes.<br />
<br />
- After Death became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)]<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom <br />
<br />
- Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord; he sports Dalek-painted cars and eats human finger cheese and custard, plus black holes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal. <br />
<br />
- He lives with sseraj. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas is my favorite pokemon<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is cool<br />
<br />
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
<br />
- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas. <br />
<br />
- He employs AoPS.<br />
<br />
- He is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
<br />
- He has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
<br />
- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
<br />
- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
<br />
- His stare also turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
<br />
- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin. <br />
<br />
- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
<br />
- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat, or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke.) <br />
<br />
- Actually, he is a cat. He said so. And science also says so.<br />
<br />
- He is distant relative of Mathcat1234.<br />
<br />
- He cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
<br />
- He is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
<br />
- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmass once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.<br />
<br />
- This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created Epic games, though.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- He is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
<br />
- Places where Gmaas sightings have happened: <br />
~The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
<br />
~MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
<br />
-Prealgebra 2 (1440)<br />
<br />
~Alligator Swamp A 1072 <br />
<br />
~Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
<br />
~Prealgebra A (1488)<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Algebra A (1170)<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Algebra B (1529)<br />
<br />
~Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
<br />
~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
<br />
~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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~33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
<br />
~The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
<br />
~Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142 <br />
<br />
~Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207<br />
<br />
~Posting student surveys<br />
<br />
~USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
<br />
~Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
<br />
~AMC 10 Problem Series 1200<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Number Theory 1138<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
<br />
~Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.<br />
<br />
~Algebra B 1112<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
<br />
~Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
<br />
~Earth Dimension C-137<br />
~Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
<br />
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<br />
<br />
- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed, that class is over.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give pianoman24 an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. <br />
<br />
EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas are often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
<br />
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
<br />
- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, After leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)<br />
<br />
- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
<br />
EDIT: He IS an AoPS site admin.<br />
<br />
- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.<br />
<br />
- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend.<br />
<br />
- Aha!! An impostor!! <br />
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
(look at the acronym).<br />
<br />
- EDIT. The above fact is slightly irrelevant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life<br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact moab33.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
<br />
- EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. math101010 has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, and Gmaas was not summoned.<br />
https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232<br />
<br />
- EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. math101010 had only put an approximation.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole. (Only when everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nano-nano second.)<br />
<br />
- EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
<br />
- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is Elder Wand protected and secure. <br />
<br />
- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
<br />
- The original owner of Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: he wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he was the one who advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
<br />
- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.<br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mu.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
<br />
- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers.<br />
<br />
- Edit: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer.<br />
<br />
- It has been confirmed that gmaas uses gmewal as his email service<br />
<br />
- Gmaas enjoys wearing gmean shorts<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas rekt sseraj at 12:54 June 4, 2016 UTC time zone. And then the Doctor chased him.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon. <br />
<br />
- In the Dark Lord's hut, gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
<br />
- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
<br />
- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV.<br />
<br />
- EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant.<br />
<br />
- EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
<br />
- sseraj is "gmaas's person."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (he has sleepovers with Batman).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: he was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test.<br />
<br />
-The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
<br />
- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can shoot fire from his smelly butt.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
<br />
- Gmass is an avid watcher of the popular T.V. show "Bernie Sanders and the Gauntlet of DOOM"<br />
<br />
- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space"<br />
<br />
- EDIT: he also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is now my HD background on my Mac. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas is not retarded.<br />
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting) <br />
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- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease<br />
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- Gmaas was an admin of Roblox<br />
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EDIT: He created Roblox <br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat :D<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
Summary:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August ,24, 2017, but fortunately IceParrot revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- sseraj likes to post a picture of gmaas in every class he passes by.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home.<br />
EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there.<br />
EDIT EDIT: also, glass doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats, however this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Known by Mike Miller<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so he locked him in his own freezer<br />
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- Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment<br />
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- Gmass ate slester<br />
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- A gmass bite is 7000 psi<br />
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- haha0201 met him<br />
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- haha0201 comfirms that gmass can talk<br />
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- gmass likes to eat fur<br />
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- gmass is bigger than an ant<br />
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- gmass lives somewhere over the rainbow<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- ehawk11 met him<br />
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- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop'.<br />
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- sseraj has posted pictures of gmaas in '"intro to algebra", before class started, with the title, "caption contest". anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. <br />
EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this (Poeshuman) did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gry<br />
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- It is rumored that rrusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a Mewtwo in disguise<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll<br />
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- Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
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- There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. The person who is writing this(g1zq) has tried Gmaas Hunting, but has never been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from your pretty teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
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- Gmass made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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- The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
Gmass is a heavenly being<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmass decided illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- jlikemath has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend.<br />
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- Gmaas loves Kpop<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight EDIT: ...and SURVIVED<br />
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- there is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmass would be a playible character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature to survive the destruction of earth in 99999999 years<br />
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- 5Space (side admin) is Gmaas. <br />
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=== Gmaas photos ===<br />
http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif <br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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=== gmaas in Popular Culture ===<br />
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- <s>Currently, is being written (by themoocow) about the adventures of gmaas. It is aptly titled, "The Adventures of gmaas".</s>Sorry, this was a rick roll troll.<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: tigershark22 has found a possible cousin to gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Scientist 5space is now looking into it.<br />
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually gmass wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed<br />
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- Potential sighting of gmaas [http://www.gmac.com/frequently-asked-questions/gmass-search-service.aspx]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles<br />
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- gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- oadaegan is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by JpusheenS. when he is done he will post it here<br />
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-Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmass is a Mr. mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmass is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting [https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project]<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [https://www.radarbox24.com/data/flights/GMAAS]<br />
- Yet Another Gmaas sighting ? [https://supportforums.cisco.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/45046]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash and shares an account with Springhill, his username is D3m0nG4m1n9.<br />
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- Gmass has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in AMC 8 Basics<br />
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- Gmaas is cool<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. <br />
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- Gmaas hates crawdads with the passion of a thousand burning stars. <br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese. But he doesn't love it either. <br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old!<br />
- EDIT: this is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct<br />
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- Gmaas created Life... <br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS<br />
- EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmass's abstract reality, and on;y the sheer amount math can keep it here, (it is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash<br />
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- Gmaas got to 1634 in Flappy Bird<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and change it<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops <br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils<br />
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- Gmaas is alive<br />
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<math>\text{gmaas is watching you\dots}</math></div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=96620Gmaas2018-07-31T00:25:21Z<p>Potatopenguin19: </p>
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<div> :) :O :P {{{=== Gmaas Facts ===}}} :) :O :P<br />
-Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. He never uses any of them, because he has an infinite number of powers.<br />
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-Gmaas is Gordon Maas (5Space) <br />
I am not Gmaas<br />
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- Above is fake but true. 5space (Dustin Ransom) has two names, Gordon and Dustin.<br />
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-Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. He has 0 dog lives.<br />
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-Who wrote ''Harry Potter''? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
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-Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
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-Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. <br />
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-Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: Except you. You are pure Gmaas. <br />
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-Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. When he is hyper he runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians and steals their phone, hacks into them and downloads Fortnite onto their poor phone.<br />
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-Gmaas' favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows<br />
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-Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
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-Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
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-He also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. He cloned some little Gmaas robots (with his amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. <br />
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-Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
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-Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
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-Gmaas' favorite color is neon klfhsadkhfd.<br />
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-Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player<br />
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-Gmass caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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-Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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-Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If he did, he would automatically beat any team.<br />
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-Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
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-Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go. <br />
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-When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails. Except once when he was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
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-On Gmaas's math tests, he always gets 101.777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777701%<br />
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-Gmaas' favorite number is pi. It's also one of his favorite foods. <br />
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-Gmaas' burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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-Gmass beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas' wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. <br />
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-Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time, using a time-turner.<br />
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-Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. Edit: he was headmaster.<br />
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-Mrs.Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
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-Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. He is the counselor for the Apollo cabin. Because cats are demigod counselors too.<br />
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-Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests, and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. He has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
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-Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
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-Gmass knows that the real names are Gmassa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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-Gmaas actually attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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- I am Gmaas<br />
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- I too am Gmaas<br />
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- But it is I who is Gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas is us all<br />
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- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us<br />
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- Gmaas was captured by the infamous j3370 in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: j3370 only captured his concrete form, his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain<br />
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- Gmaas's fur is purple and yellow and red and green and orange and blue and brown and pink all at the same time. <br />
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- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
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- Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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- if you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, he will give you some of his gmaas power.<br />
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- Chuck norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
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- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia (1984 reference)<br />
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- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though he was caught by the Ministry of Love, he escaped easily. Edit: he destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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-Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap, in fact he is the creator of the Infinity Stones. <br />
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- Everyone thinks that Gmaas is a god<br />
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- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was his servant.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only one who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
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- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmass isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
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- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
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- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and lost. He wasn't trying.<br />
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- Gmaas sits on the statue of pallas and says forevermore (the Raven refrence )<br />
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- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe, because he is actually Poe. <br />
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- Gmaas does merely not use USD. He owns it.<br />
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- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously, thank god our lord is sane<br />
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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- "Actually, my name is spelled GMAAS"<br />
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- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
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- It was Gmaas who helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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- Gmaas is the real creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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-It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
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-Gmaas is the basis of Greek mythology and also Egyptian mythology.<br />
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-Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!<br />
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-Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 2141414412412414 Printer<br />
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-Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
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-Gmaas was there when Yoda was born.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. Edit: This is all not true.<br />
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS on accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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-Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile...but he hates Roblox.<br />
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-Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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-Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., and Soviet citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas has now been found out to be a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
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-"i am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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-Gmaas plays roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> <b>Cat</b>ch that fish.<br />
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-Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat<br />
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-Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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-This is all hypothetical.<br />
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- EDIT: This is all factual <br />
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-Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar<br />
(Warrior cats reference)<br />
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- He is capable of salmon powers, according to PunSpark (ask him)<br />
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-The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS<br />
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-The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789<br />
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-The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
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-Certain theories provide evidence that he IS darth plagueis the wise.<br />
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-Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
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-Gmaas has multiple accounts; some of them are pifinity, cyumi, srej, squareman, Electro3.0, sturdywill, g1zq, alleycat, Equinox8, PotatoPenguin19, anc3, batta, beastgert, and lakecomo224. His best account, though, is wlm7, later renamed to "gmail.com".<br />
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-Gmaas has a penguin servant named sm24136 who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. His other penguin is called PotatoPenguin19. He is alive. (And watching u!)<br />
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-Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
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-Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret aops community pages.<br />
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-Gmaas was a river clant cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end!<br />
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-Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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-Gmaas is a well known professor at MEOWston Academy.<br />
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-Gmaas is also the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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-Gmaas drinks Starbucks everyday.<br />
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-Gmaas is a Tuna addict, along with other, more potent fish such as Salmon and Trout.<br />
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-Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
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-Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
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- owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
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- embodiment of life and universe and beyond .<br />
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- Watches memes.<br />
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-After Death became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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-Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)]<br />
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-Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
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-Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom <br />
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-Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom)<br />
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- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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-Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
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-Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS<br />
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- gmaas is the Doctor Who lord; he sports Dalek-painted cars and eats human finger cheese and custard, plus black holes.<br />
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal. <br />
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- He lives with sseraj. <br />
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-Gmaas is my favorite pokemon<br />
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-Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool<br />
<br />
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
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- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas. <br />
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- He is an employee of AoPS.<br />
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- He is a gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
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- He has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
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- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
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- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
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- His stare also turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin. <br />
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- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
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- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat, or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke.) <br />
<br />
- Actually, he is a cat. He said so. And science also says so.<br />
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- He is distant relative of Mathcat1234.<br />
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- He cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- He is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
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- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
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- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
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- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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- Gmass once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.<br />
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- This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 8 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- He is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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- Places where gmaas sightings have happened: <br />
~The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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~MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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-Prealgebra 2 (1440)<br />
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~Alligator Swamp A 1072 <br />
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~Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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~Prealgebra A (1488)<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Algebra A (1170)<br />
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~Introduction to Algebra B (1529)<br />
<br />
~Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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~33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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~The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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~Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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~Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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~Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142 <br />
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~Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137<br />
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~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207<br />
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~Posting student surveys<br />
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~USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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~Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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~AMC 10 Problem Series 1200<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Number Theory 1138<br />
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~Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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~Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.<br />
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~Algebra B 1112<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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~Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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~Earth Dimension C-137<br />
~Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of Aopsland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed, that class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give pianoman24 an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. <br />
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EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas are often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
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EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
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- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, After leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)<br />
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- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
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EDIT: He IS an AoPS site admin.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.<br />
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- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend.<br />
<br />
-Aha!! An impostor!! <br />
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
(look at the acronym).<br />
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-EDIT. The above fact is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- EDIT: Gmaas is a he.<br />
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-Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life<br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact moab33.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
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- EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. math101010 has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, and Gmaas was not summoned.<br />
https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232<br />
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- EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. math101010 had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole. (Only when everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nano-nano second.)<br />
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- EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is Elder Wand protected and secure, as Kendra sprinkled holly into his fur.<br />
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-Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: he wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he was the one who advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.<br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mu.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers.<br />
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-Edit: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that gmaas uses gmewal as his email service<br />
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- Gmaas enjoys wearing gmean shorts<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas rekt sseraj at 12:54 June 4, 2016 UTC time zone. And then the Doctor chased him.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon. <br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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-The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV.<br />
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- EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant.<br />
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-EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. <br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>. <br />
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-Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.<br />
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-Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (he has sleepovers with Batman).<br />
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-Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: he was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test.<br />
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-The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
<br />
-Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas can shoot fire from his smelly butt.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- Gmass is an avid watcher of the popular T.V. show "Bernie Sanders and the Gauntlet of DOOM"<br />
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- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space"<br />
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-EDIT: he also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is now my HD background on my Mac. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas is not retarded.<br />
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting) <br />
<br />
- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease<br />
<br />
-Gmaas was an admin of Roblox<br />
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EDIT: He created Roblox <br />
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-Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat :D<br />
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-Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
Summary:<br />
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-When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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-Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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-Gmaas died on August ,24, 2017, but fortunately IceParrot revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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-The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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-sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
<br />
-sseraj likes to post a picture of gmaas in every class he passes by.<br />
<br />
-sseraj posted a picture of gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home.<br />
EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there.<br />
EDIT EDIT: also, glass doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans<br />
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-Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats, however this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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-Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
<br />
-Known by Mike Miller<br />
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-Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so he locked him in his own freezer<br />
<br />
-Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment<br />
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-Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
<br />
-ehawk11 met him<br />
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-sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop'.<br />
<br />
-sseraj has posted pictures of gmaas in '"intro to algebra", before class started, with the title, "caption contest". anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. <br />
EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this (Poeshuman) did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it wet<br />
<br />
-It is rumored that rrusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is suspected to be a Mewtwo in disguise<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
<br />
-There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
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-There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. The person who is writing this(g1zq) has tried Gmaas Hunting, but has never been successful.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once drank from your pretty teacup.<br />
<br />
-GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
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-Gmass made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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-The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
<br />
-Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
-Gmass is a heavenly being<br />
<br />
-Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmass decided illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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-jlikemath has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend.<br />
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-Gmaas loves Kpop<br />
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-Gmaas read Twilight EDIT: ...and SURVIVED<br />
<br />
-there is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmass would be a playible character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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-Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4<br />
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-Gmaas is the only known creature to survive the destruction of earth in 99999999 years<br />
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-5Space (side admin) is Gmaas. <br />
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=== Gmaas photos ===<br />
http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif <br />
<br />
He was also sighted here.<br />
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=== gmaas in Popular Culture ===<br />
<br />
- <s>Currently, is being written (by themoocow) about the adventures of gmaas. It is aptly titled, "The Adventures of gmaas".</s>Sorry, this was a rick roll troll.<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: tigershark22 has found a possible cousin to gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Scientist 5space is now looking into it.<br />
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas<br />
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-Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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-Oryx the mad god is actually gmass wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed<br />
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- Potential sighting of gmaas [http://www.gmac.com/frequently-asked-questions/gmass-search-service.aspx]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles<br />
<br />
- gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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-oadaegan is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by JpusheenS. when he is done he will post it here<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
<br />
-No one knows if Gmass is a Mr. mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both.<br />
<br />
-In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmass is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
<br />
<br />
- Another possible Gmaas sighting [https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project]<br />
<br />
-<math>Another</math> sighting? [https://www.radarbox24.com/data/flights/GMAAS]<br />
- Yet Another Gmaas sighting ? [https://supportforums.cisco.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/45046]<br />
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-Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum<br />
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-Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash and shares an account with Springhill, his username is D3m0nG4m1n9.<br />
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-Gmass has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo<br />
<br />
-Gmaas has been spotted in AMC 8 Basics<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is cool<br />
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-Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
<br />
-Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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-Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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-Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd<br />
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-Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. <br />
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-Gmaas hates crawdads with the passion of a thousand burning stars. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese. But he doesn't love it either. <br />
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<math>\text{gmaas is watching you\dots}</math></div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=96619Gmaas2018-07-31T00:15:11Z<p>Potatopenguin19: </p>
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<div> :) :O :P {{{=== Gmaas Facts ===}}} :) :O :P<br />
-Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. He never uses any of them, because he has an infinite number of powers.<br />
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-Gmaas is Gordon Maas (5Space) <br />
I am not Gmaas<br />
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- Above is fake but true. 5space (Dustin Ransom) has two names, Gordon and Dustin.<br />
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-Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. He has 0 dog lives.<br />
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-Who wrote ''Harry Potter''? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
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-Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
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-Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. <br />
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-Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: Except you. You are pure Gmaas. <br />
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-Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. When he is hyper he runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians and steals their phone, hacks into them and downloads Fortnite onto their poor phone.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas' favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
<br />
-He also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. He cloned some little Gmaas robots (with his amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas' favorite color is neon klfhsadkhfd.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player<br />
<br />
-Gmass caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If he did, he would automatically beat any team.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go. <br />
<br />
-When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails. Except once when he was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
<br />
-On Gmaas's math tests, he always gets 101.777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777701%<br />
<br />
-Gmaas' favorite number is pi. It's also one of his favorite foods. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas' burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
<br />
-Gmass beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas' wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time, using a time-turner.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. Edit: he was headmaster.<br />
<br />
<br />
-Mrs.Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. He is the counselor for the Apollo cabin. Because cats are demigod counselors too.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests, and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. He has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
<br />
-Gmass knows that the real names are Gmassa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas actually attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas<br />
<br />
- I too am Gmaas<br />
<br />
- But it is I who is Gmaas<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is us all<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured by the infamous j3370 in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: j3370 only captured his concrete form, his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is purple and yellow and red and green and orange and blue and brown and pink all at the same time. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- if you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, he will give you some of his gmaas power.<br />
<br />
- Chuck norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia (1984 reference)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though he was caught by the Ministry of Love, he escaped easily. Edit: he destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap, in fact he is the creator of the Infinity Stones. <br />
<br />
- Everyone thinks that Gmaas is a god<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was his servant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only one who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmass isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
<br />
- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and lost. He wasn't trying.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of pallas and says forevermore (the Raven refrence )<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe, because he is actually Poe. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD. He owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously, thank god our lord is sane<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled GMAAS"<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- It was Gmaas who helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the real creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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-It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is the basis of Greek mythology and also Egyptian mythology.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!<br />
<br />
-Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 2141414412412414 Printer<br />
<br />
-Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas was there when Yoda was born.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. Edit: This is all not true.<br />
<br />
- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS on accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
-Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile...but he hates Roblox.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., and Soviet citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas has now been found out to be a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
<br />
-"i am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
-Gmaas plays roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> <b>Cat</b>ch that fish.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
<br />
-This is all hypothetical.<br />
<br />
- EDIT: This is all factual <br />
<br />
-Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar<br />
(Warrior cats reference)<br />
<br />
- He is capable of salmon powers, according to PunSpark (ask him)<br />
<br />
-The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS<br />
<br />
-The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789<br />
<br />
-The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
<br />
-Certain theories provide evidence that he IS darth plagueis the wise.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
<br />
-Gmaas has multiple accounts; some of them are pifinity, cyumi, srej, squareman, Electro3.0, sturdywill, g1zq, alleycat, Equinox8, PotatoPenguin19, anc3, batta, beastgert, and lakecomo224. His best account, though, is wlm7, later renamed to "gmail.com".<br />
<br />
-Gmaas has a penguin servant named sm24136 who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. His other penguin is called PotatoPenguin19. He is alive. (And watching u!)<br />
<br />
-Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret aops community pages.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas was a river clant cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end!<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a well known professor at MEOWston Academy.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is also the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas drinks Starbucks everyday.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a Tuna addict, along with other, more potent fish such as Salmon and Trout.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
<br />
-Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
<br />
- owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
<br />
- embodiment of life and universe and beyond .<br />
<br />
- Watches memes.<br />
<br />
-After Death became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)]<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom <br />
<br />
-Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS<br />
<br />
- gmaas is the Doctor Who lord; he sports Dalek-painted cars and eats human finger cheese and custard, plus black holes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal. <br />
<br />
- He lives with sseraj. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas is my favorite pokemon<br />
<br />
-Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is cool<br />
<br />
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
<br />
- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas. <br />
<br />
- He is an employee of AoPS.<br />
<br />
- He is a gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
<br />
- He has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
<br />
- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
<br />
- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
<br />
- His stare also turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
<br />
- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin. <br />
<br />
- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
<br />
- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat, or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke.) <br />
<br />
- Actually, he is a cat. He said so. And science also says so.<br />
<br />
- He is distant relative of Mathcat1234.<br />
<br />
- He cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
<br />
- He is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
<br />
- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmass once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.<br />
<br />
- This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 8 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
<br />
- He is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
<br />
- Places where gmaas sightings have happened: <br />
~The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
<br />
~MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
<br />
-Prealgebra 2 (1440)<br />
<br />
~Alligator Swamp A 1072 <br />
<br />
~Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
<br />
~Prealgebra A (1488)<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Algebra A (1170)<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Algebra B (1529)<br />
<br />
~Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
<br />
~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
<br />
~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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~33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
<br />
~The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
<br />
~Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
<br />
~Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142 <br />
<br />
~Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207<br />
<br />
~Posting student surveys<br />
<br />
~USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
<br />
~Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
<br />
~AMC 10 Problem Series 1200<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Number Theory 1138<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
<br />
~Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.<br />
<br />
~Algebra B 1112<br />
<br />
~Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
<br />
~Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
<br />
~Earth Dimension C-137<br />
~Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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<br />
<br />
- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of Aopsland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed, that class is over.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give pianoman24 an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. <br />
<br />
EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas are often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
<br />
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
<br />
- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, After leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)<br />
<br />
- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
<br />
EDIT: He IS an AoPS site admin.<br />
<br />
- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.<br />
<br />
- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend.<br />
<br />
-Aha!! An impostor!! <br />
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
(look at the acronym).<br />
<br />
-EDIT. The above fact is slightly irrelevant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
<br />
- EDIT: Gmaas is a he.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life<br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact moab33.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
<br />
- EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. math101010 has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, and Gmaas was not summoned.<br />
https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232<br />
<br />
- EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. math101010 had only put an approximation.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole. (Only when everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nano-nano second.)<br />
<br />
- EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
<br />
- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is Elder Wand protected and secure, as Kendra sprinkled holly into his fur.<br />
<br />
-Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
<br />
- The original owner of Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: he wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he was the one who advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
<br />
- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.<br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mu.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
<br />
- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers.<br />
<br />
-Edit: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer.<br />
<br />
- It has been confirmed that gmaas uses gmewal as his email service<br />
<br />
- Gmaas enjoys wearing gmean shorts<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas rekt sseraj at 12:54 June 4, 2016 UTC time zone. And then the Doctor chased him.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon. <br />
<br />
- In the Dark Lord's hut, gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
<br />
- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
<br />
-The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV.<br />
<br />
- EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant.<br />
<br />
-EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. <br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (he has sleepovers with Batman).<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: he was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test.<br />
<br />
-The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
<br />
-Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can shoot fire from his smelly butt.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
<br />
- Gmass is an avid watcher of the popular T.V. show "Bernie Sanders and the Gauntlet of DOOM"<br />
<br />
- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space"<br />
<br />
-EDIT: he also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is now my HD background on my Mac. <br />
<br />
-Gmaas is not retarded.<br />
<br />
- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting) <br />
<br />
- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
<br />
- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease<br />
<br />
-Gmaas was an admin of Roblox<br />
<br />
EDIT: He created Roblox <br />
<br />
-Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat :D<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
Summary:<br />
<br />
-When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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-Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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-Gmaas died on August ,24, 2017, but fortunately IceParrot revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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-The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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-sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
<br />
-sseraj likes to post a picture of gmaas in every class he passes by.<br />
<br />
-sseraj posted a picture of gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home.<br />
EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there.<br />
EDIT EDIT: also, glass doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is.<br />
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-Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans<br />
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-Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats, however this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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-Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
<br />
-Known by Mike Miller<br />
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-Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so he locked him in his own freezer<br />
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-Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment<br />
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-Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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-ehawk11 met him<br />
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-sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop'.<br />
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-sseraj has posted pictures of gmaas in '"intro to algebra", before class started, with the title, "caption contest". anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. <br />
EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this (Poeshuman) did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it wet<br />
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-It is rumored that rrusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise<br />
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-Gmaas is suspected to be a Mewtwo in disguise<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
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-Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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-There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
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-There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. The person who is writing this(g1zq) has tried Gmaas Hunting, but has never been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from your pretty teacup.<br />
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-GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
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-Gmass made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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-The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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-Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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-Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
-Gmass is a heavenly being<br />
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-Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmass decided illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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-jlikemath has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend.<br />
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-Gmaas loves Kpop<br />
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-Gmaas read Twilight EDIT: ...and SURVIVED<br />
<br />
-there is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmass would be a playible character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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-Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4<br />
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-Gmaas is the only known creature to survive the destruction of earth in 99999999 years<br />
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-5Space (side admin) is Gmaas. <br />
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=== Gmaas photos ===<br />
http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif <br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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=== gmaas in Popular Culture ===<br />
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- <s>Currently, is being written (by themoocow) about the adventures of gmaas. It is aptly titled, "The Adventures of gmaas".</s>Sorry, this was a rick roll troll.<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: tigershark22 has found a possible cousin to gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Scientist 5space is now looking into it.<br />
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas<br />
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-Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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-Oryx the mad god is actually gmass wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed<br />
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- Potential sighting of gmaas [http://www.gmac.com/frequently-asked-questions/gmass-search-service.aspx]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles<br />
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- gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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-oadaegan is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by JpusheenS. when he is done he will post it here<br />
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-Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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-No one knows if Gmass is a Mr. mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both.<br />
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-In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmass is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting [https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project]<br />
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-<math>Another</math> sighting? [https://www.radarbox24.com/data/flights/GMAAS]<br />
- Yet Another Gmaas sighting ? [https://supportforums.cisco.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/45046]<br />
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-Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum<br />
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-Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash and shares an account with Springhill, his username is D3m0nG4m1n9.<br />
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-Gmass has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
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-Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo<br />
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-Gmaas has been spotted in AMC 8 Basics<br />
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-Gmaas is cool<br />
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-Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg<br />
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-Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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-Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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-Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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-Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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-Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd<br />
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-Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. <br />
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-Gmaas hates crawdads with the passion of a thousand burning stars. <br />
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-Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese. But he doesn't love it either. <br />
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<math>\text{gmaas is watching you\dots}</math></div>Potatopenguin19https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=96618Gmaas2018-07-30T23:59:57Z<p>Potatopenguin19: </p>
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<div> :) :O :P {{{=== Gmaas Facts ===}}} :) :O :P<br />
-Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. He never uses any of them, because he has an infinite number of powers.<br />
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-Gmaas is Gordon Maas (5Space) <br />
I am not Gmaas<br />
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- Above is fake but true. 5space (Dustin Ransom) has two names, Gordon and Dustin.<br />
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-Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. He has 0 dog lives.<br />
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-Who wrote ''Harry Potter''? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
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-Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
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-Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. <br />
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-Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: Except you. You are pure Gmaas. <br />
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-Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. When he is hyper he runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians and steals their phone, hacks into them and downloads Fortnite onto their poor phone.<br />
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-Gmaas' favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows<br />
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-Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
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-Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
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-He also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. He cloned some little Gmaas robots (with his amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. <br />
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-Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
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-Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
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-Gmaas' favorite color is neon klfhsadkhfd.<br />
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-Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player<br />
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-Gmass caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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-Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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-Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If he did, he would automatically beat any team.<br />
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-Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
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-Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go. <br />
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-When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails. Except once when he was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
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-On Gmaas's math tests, he always gets 101.777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777701%<br />
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-Gmaas' favorite number is pi. It's also one of his favorite foods. <br />
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-Gmaas' burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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-Gmass beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas' wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. <br />
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-Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time, using a time-turner.<br />
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-Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. Edit: he was headmaster.<br />
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-Mrs.Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
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-Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. He is the counselor for the Apollo cabin. Because cats are demigod counselors too.<br />
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-Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests, and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. He has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
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-Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
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-Gmass knows that the real names are Gmassa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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-Gmaas actually attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas<br />
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- I too am Gmaas<br />
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- But it is I who is Gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas is us all<br />
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- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us<br />
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- Gmaas was captured by the infamous j3370 in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: j3370 only captured his concrete form, his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain<br />
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- Gmaas's fur is purple and yellow and red and green and orange and blue and brown and pink all at the same time. <br />
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- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
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- Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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- if you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, he will give you some of his gmaas power.<br />
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- Chuck norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
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- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia (1984 reference)<br />
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- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though he was caught by the Ministry of Love, he escaped easily. Edit: he destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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-Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap, in fact he is the creator of the Infinity Stones. <br />
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- Everyone thinks that Gmaas is a god<br />
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- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was his servant.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only one who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
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- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmass isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
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- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
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- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and lost. He wasn't trying.<br />
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- Gmaas sits on the statue of pallas and says forevermore (the Raven refrence )<br />
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- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe, because he is actually Poe. <br />
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- Gmaas does merely not use USD. He owns it.<br />
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- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously, thank god our lord is sane<br />
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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- "Actually, my name is spelled GMAAS"<br />
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- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
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- It was Gmaas who helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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- Gmaas is the real creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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-It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
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-Gmaas is the basis of Greek mythology and also Egyptian mythology.<br />
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-Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!<br />
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-Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 2141414412412414 Printer<br />
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-Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
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-Gmaas was there when Yoda was born.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. Edit: This is all not true.<br />
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS on accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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-Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile...but he hates Roblox.<br />
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-Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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-Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., and Soviet citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas has now been found out to be a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
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-"i am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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-Gmaas plays roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> <b>Cat</b>ch that fish.<br />
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-Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat<br />
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-Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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-This is all hypothetical.<br />
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- EDIT: This is all factual <br />
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-Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar<br />
(Warrior cats reference)<br />
<br />
- He is capable of salmon powers, according to PunSpark (ask him)<br />
<br />
-The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS<br />
<br />
-The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789<br />
<br />
-The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
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-Certain theories provide evidence that he IS darth plagueis the wise.<br />
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-Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
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-Gmaas has multiple accounts; some of them are pifinity, cyumi, srej, squareman, Electro3.0, sturdywill, g1zq, alleycat, Equinox8, PotatoPenguin19, anc3, batta, beastgert, and lakecomo224. His best account, though, is wlm7, later renamed to "gmail.com".<br />
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-Gmaas has a penguin servant named sm24136 who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. His other penguin is called PotatoPenguin19. He is alive. (And watching u!)<br />
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-Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
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-Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret aops community pages.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas was a river clant cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end!<br />
<br />
-Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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-Gmaas is a well known professor at MEOWston Academy.<br />
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-Gmaas is also the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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-Gmaas drinks Starbucks everyday.<br />
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-Gmaas is a Tuna addict, along with other, more potent fish such as Salmon and Trout.<br />
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-Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
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-Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
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- owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
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- embodiment of life and universe and beyond .<br />
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- Watches memes.<br />
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-After Death became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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-Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)]<br />
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-Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
-Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom <br />
<br />
-Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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-Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
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-Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS<br />
<br />
- gmaas is the Doctor Who lord; he sports Dalek-painted cars and eats human finger cheese and custard, plus black holes.<br />
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal. <br />
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- He lives with sseraj. <br />
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-Gmaas is my favorite pokemon<br />
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-Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool<br />
<br />
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
<br />
- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas. <br />
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- He is an employee of AoPS.<br />
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- He is a gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
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- He has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
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- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
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- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
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- His stare also turned Medusa into rock and King Midas into gold.<br />
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- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin. <br />
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- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
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- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat, or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke.) <br />
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- Actually, he is a cat. He said so. And science also says so.<br />
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- He is distant relative of Mathcat1234.<br />
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- He cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- He is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
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- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 8 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- He is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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- Places where gmaas sightings have happened: <br />
~The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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~MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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-Prealgebra 2 (1440)<br />
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~Alligator Swamp A 1072 <br />
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~Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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~Prealgebra A (1488)<br />
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~Introduction to Algebra A (1170)<br />
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~Introduction to Algebra B (1529)<br />
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~Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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~33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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~The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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~Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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~Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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~Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142 <br />
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~Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137<br />
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~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207<br />
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~Posting student surveys<br />
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~USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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~Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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~AMC 10 Problem Series 1200<br />
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~Intermediate Number Theory 1138<br />
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~Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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~Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.<br />
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~Algebra B 1112<br />
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~Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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~Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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~Earth Dimension C-137<br />
~Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of Aopsland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed, that class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give pianoman24 an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. <br />
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EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas are often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
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EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
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- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, After leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)<br />
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- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
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EDIT: He IS an AoPS site admin.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.<br />
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- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend.<br />
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-Aha!! An impostor!! <br />
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
(look at the acronym).<br />
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-EDIT. The above fact is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- EDIT: Gmaas is a he.<br />
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-Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life<br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact moab33.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
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- EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. math101010 has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, and Gmaas was not summoned.<br />
https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232<br />
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- EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. math101010 had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole. (Only when everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nano-nano second.)<br />
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- EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is Elder Wand protected and secure, as Kendra sprinkled holly into his fur.<br />
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-Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: he wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he was the one who advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.<br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mu.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers.<br />
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-Edit: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that gmaas uses gmewal as his email service<br />
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- Gmaas enjoys wearing gmean shorts<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. <br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas rekt sseraj at 12:54 June 4, 2016 UTC time zone. And then the Doctor chased him.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon. <br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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-The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV.<br />
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- EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant.<br />
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-EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. <br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>. <br />
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-Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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-Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.<br />
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-Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed.<br />
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-Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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-Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (he has sleepovers with Batman).<br />
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-Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: he was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test.<br />
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-The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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-Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas can shoot fire from his smelly butt.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- Gmass is an avid watcher of the popular T.V. show "Bernie Sanders and the Gauntlet of DOOM"<br />
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- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space"<br />
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-EDIT: he also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is now my HD background on my Mac. <br />
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-Gmaas is not retarded.<br />
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting) <br />
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- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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-Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease<br />
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-Gmaas was an admin of Roblox<br />
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EDIT: He created Roblox <br />
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-Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat :D<br />
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-Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
Summary:<br />
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-When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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-Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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-Gmaas died on August ,24, 2017, but fortunately IceParrot revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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-The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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-sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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-sseraj likes to post a picture of gmaas in every class he passes by.<br />
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-sseraj posted a picture of gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home.<br />
EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there.<br />
EDIT EDIT: also, glass doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is.<br />
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-Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans<br />
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-Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats, however this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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-Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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-Known by Mike Miller<br />
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-Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so he locked him in his own freezer<br />
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-Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment<br />
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-Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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-ehawk11 met him<br />
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-sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop'.<br />
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-sseraj has posted pictures of gmaas in '"intro to algebra", before class started, with the title, "caption contest". anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. <br />
EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this (Poeshuman) did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it wet<br />
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-It is rumored that rrusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise<br />
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-Gmaas is suspected to be a Mewtwo in disguise<br />
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-Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
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-Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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-There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll<br />
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-Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
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-There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. The person who is writing this(g1zq) has tried Gmaas Hunting, but has never been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from your pretty teacup.<br />
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-GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
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-Gmass made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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-The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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-Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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-Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
-Gmass is a heavenly being<br />
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-Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmass decided illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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-jlikemath has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend.<br />
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-Gmaas loves Kpop<br />
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-Gmaas read Twilight EDIT: ...and SURVIVED<br />
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-there is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmass would be a playible character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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-Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4<br />
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-Gmaas is the only known creature to survive the destruction of earth in 99999999 years<br />
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-5Space (side admin) is Gmaas. <br />
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=== Gmaas photos ===<br />
http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif <br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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=== gmaas in Popular Culture ===<br />
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- <s>Currently, is being written (by themoocow) about the adventures of gmaas. It is aptly titled, "The Adventures of gmaas".</s>Sorry, this was a rick roll troll.<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: tigershark22 has found a possible cousin to gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Scientist 5space is now looking into it.<br />
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas<br />
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-Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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-Oryx the mad god is actually gmass wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed<br />
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- Potential sighting of gmaas [http://www.gmac.com/frequently-asked-questions/gmass-search-service.aspx]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles<br />
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- gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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-oadaegan is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by JpusheenS. when he is done he will post it here<br />
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-Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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-No one knows if Gmass is a Mr. mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both.<br />
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-In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmass is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting [https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project]<br />
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-<math>Another</math> sighting? [https://www.radarbox24.com/data/flights/GMAAS]<br />
- Yet Another Gmaas sighting ? [https://supportforums.cisco.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/45046]<br />
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-Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum<br />
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-Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash and shares an account with Springhill, his username is D3m0nG4m1n9.<br />
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-Gmass has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
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-Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo<br />
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-Gmaas has been spotted in AMC 8 Basics<br />
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-Gmaas is cool<br />
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-Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg<br />
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-Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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-Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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-Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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-Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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-Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd<br />
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-Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. <br />
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-Gmaas hates crawdads with the passion of a thousand burning stars. <br />
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-Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese. But he doesn't love it either. <br />
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<math>\text{gmaas is watching you\dots}</math></div>Potatopenguin19