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<div>Pokémon!!! is the Pokémon RPG forum created by SamuraiA and Mathletesv. As of this writing, it is the most popular Pokémon forum, with over twenty users and expansive lore.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=GMAAS&diff=129836GMAAS2020-07-30T17:21:12Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>Behold! The new GMAAS page! Since the old one ([[Gmaas]]) was locked, the [[User:Piphi|piphi]] has restored it in the form of this page! We thank them greatly.<br />
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We also thank ARay10 for removing all things that say things like ==This article is spam.==<br />
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GMAAS is our leader. To prove yourself worthy of GMAAS, you must memorize the facts below:<br />
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-3. Mass points was supposed to be GMAAS points but it got misspelled. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯<br />
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-2. Misspelling GMAAS in the form of Gmass is the most disrespectful thing anybody could ever do. If GMAAS catches you doing this (which he always does) he will punish you greatly!<br />
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/1/d/4/1d4ec3462f2c90f5a6c6b194e0a40b8418f554ec.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again: '''Proof of the GMAAS theorem''': The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the GMAAS theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the GMAAS theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. GMAAS can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the GMAAS theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, GMAAS, wanted to eat some gnats. GMAAS have stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. GMAAS's archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave GMASS 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but GMASS thought they were Oran Berries. That is why GMAAS hates John Wick. GMAAS knew they were Oren Berries because GMASS knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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<math> \pi </math>. GMASS likes pie. EDIT: GMASS likes Pi also. EDIT EDIT: GMASS once ate Pi. He ate 3.14159265358979 pieces. EDIT EDIT EDIT: When GMASS ate Pi, all the circles became squares, so he spat it out. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He spat it out as a perfectly spherical hairball. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: GMASS does not spit out hairballs. GMASS is too good for hairballs. <br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. All 314 of them. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only GMAAS knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like meme dog. GMAAS was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting meme dog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmaas doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears. EDIT EDIT: GMASS loves Bach. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Actually he may like Undertale Music and was once Toby Fox. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He was him for 314.159265 days. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is redundant. Everyone knows that Gmass is everyone. Its like quantum physics: everywhere and nowhere at once. In fact, its a new subfield of Gmassology: Quantum Gmassology. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was never Toby Fox since Toby Fox is obviously a dog.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON'T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has now invented a new form of chess<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas says meow. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas says what the fox says. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: What does the fox say? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the only one who knows. <br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal GMAAS Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that GMAAS is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled GMAAS. Alternative spellings include Gmaas, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and GMAAS is the current acceptable spelling. EDIT: Now it's only 3.141592%<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmaas, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmaas.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmaas: LoL EDIT: I don't exist, so I don't actually have any of Gmaas inside me.<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone. EDIT: this is false, he actually deletes PUBG off of their phones.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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107. Gmaas can make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player. EDIT: Gmaas has now been proven to be GeorgeNotFound's secret identity.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 10,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go. EDIT: This is actually a mishearing; Gmaas caught a perfect IV shiny Mewtwo in Pokémon Let's Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is a Hufflepuff.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all. EDIT: Yeah, this is actually false; Gmaas and the Basilisk were working together, even though Gmaas is a Hufflepuff.<br />
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130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Gmaas. You are not Gmaas. Gmaas does not pay people to edit; we do it because we want to. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas likes long chains of edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas wants his page to have more edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The more edits, the better. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is tired of all the edits. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas wants more edits. EDIT EDIT I LOST COUNT: here you go!<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT EDIT EDIT: How? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: How dare you question the power of GMAAS?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmaas likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmaas is the doctor. EDIT EDIT: Therefore, the doctor's name is Gmaas.<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately concealed blog.<br />
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190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favourite animal.<br />
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212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be white<br />
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219. Gmaas is the only one who knows what i is. Everyone else thinks that it's imaginary.<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 1. The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- 2. Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- 3. MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- 4. Gmaasology 2 (1440)<br />
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- 5. Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- 6. Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- 7. Gmaasology A (1488)<br />
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- 8. Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)<br />
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- 9. Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)<br />
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- 10. Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- 11. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- 12. Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 15. Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 20. Gmathamatical Problem Series 1200<br />
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- 21. Intermediate Gmaasology 1138<br />
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- 22. Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- 24. Gmaasology B 1112<br />
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- 25. Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- 26. Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- 27. The Gmaathamatics School of Gmaasology<br />
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- 28. 38.6780° N, 121.1761° W<br />
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- 29. The Ship of Berthuril, Queen of Cats<br />
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-30. The Interplanetary Convention of Beings Inportant to Math<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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243. A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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244. Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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245. Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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246. Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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247. Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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248. Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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249. Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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250. Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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251. sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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252. Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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253. sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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254. Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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255. Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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256. Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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257. Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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258. Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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259. Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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260. There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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261. Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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262. There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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263. Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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264. Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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265. GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you...<br />
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266. Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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267. Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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268. Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat. Gmaas is GMAAS.<br />
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269. Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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270. Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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271. Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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272. sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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273. Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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274. There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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275. Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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276. Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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277. 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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278. Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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279. Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it. 199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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280. Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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281. Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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282. Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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283. Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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284. Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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285. Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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286. An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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287. Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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288. No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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289. In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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290. Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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291. <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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292. Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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293. Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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294. Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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295. When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Reagan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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296. Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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297. Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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298. Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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299. Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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300. Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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301. Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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302. Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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303. Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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303. Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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304. Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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305. Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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306. Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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308. Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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309. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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310. Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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311. Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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322. Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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323. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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324. Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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325. Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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326. Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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327. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat.<br />
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328. Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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329. Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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330. Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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331. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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332. Gmaas created mathematics. EDIT: Gmaas discovered mathematics.<br />
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333. Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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334. Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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335. Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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336. Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird. EDIT: Gmaas broke the game.<br />
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337. Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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338. Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin. EDIT: Gmaas can also play The Flight of the Bumblebees.<br />
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339. Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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340. Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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341. Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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342. Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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343. Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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344. Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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345. Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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355. Gmaas is the only one who knows what "Inconceivable" means.<br />
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356. Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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357. Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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358. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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359 Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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360. Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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361. Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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362. GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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363. Gmaas does not like the new update. When he saw it, he looked like this.<br />
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364. Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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365. Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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366. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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367. When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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368. Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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369. Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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370. Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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371. Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas had no part in the AIOME <br />
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372. Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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373. Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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374. Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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375. Gmaas is Catholic<br />
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376. Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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377. Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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378. Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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379. Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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380. This has been deleted by GMAAS<br />
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381. This has been deleted by GMAAS<br />
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382. Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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383. Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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384. Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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385. The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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386. Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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387. Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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388. Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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389. Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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390. Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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391. Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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392. Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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393. Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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394. Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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395. Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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396. GMASS was going to be part of chrome://dino and renamed chrome://GMASS, however GMASS can't lose to anything, so GMASS changed it to a dino<br />
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397. This has been deleted by GMASS as it is false.<br />
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398. This has been deleted by GMASS as it is false.<br />
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399. (Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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400. This has been deleted by GMASS as it is false<br />
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401. This has been deleted by GMASS as this is false<br />
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402. riben was a Gmaas multi, but Gmaas turned the account over to the present riben and imbued it with his power.<br />
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403. Gmaas was the being that made Sans from Ness.<br />
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404: ERROR 404 SAID GMASS. THIS CAN'T BE REACHED AS IT IS FALSE<br />
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405: Gmaas's favorite game is Minecraft, with Breath of the Wild in a close second. His least favorite game is Fortnite. Gmaas intentionally made Fortnite bad so he could have a least favorite game.<br />
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406: Gmaas's favorite consoles are in this order: Nintendo, Atari, Xbox. Gmaas hates PlayStation.<br />
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407: All of this is false spam, but nobody cares.<br />
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408: Gmaas is proven to be exempt from the theory of relativity.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmaas is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia/Forums&diff=124661User:Samuraia/Forums2020-06-09T21:48:38Z<p>Samuraia: Created page with "A list of all the forums I have created or heavily influenced, complete with descriptions of each."</p>
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<div>A list of all the forums I have created or heavily influenced, complete with descriptions of each.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Sapphire.png&diff=124651File:Sapphire.png2020-06-09T21:07:38Z<p>Samuraia: Sapphire, my OC for Sapphire's Game Realms.</p>
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<div>== Summary ==<br />
Sapphire, my OC for Sapphire's Game Realms.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User_talk:Samuraia&diff=124649User talk:Samuraia2020-06-09T21:06:02Z<p>Samuraia: /* Experimenting with the AoPS wiki */ new section</p>
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<div><h1>SamuraiA</h1><br />
I'm an aspiring web designer, AoPS game creator and forum developer, and normal person. Ask me anything!<br />
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== Experimenting with the AoPS wiki ==<br />
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet blah blah blah what does this do lol</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia&diff=124648User:Samuraia2020-06-09T21:04:55Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div><p><b>Real Name:</b> <strike>Timothy Anonymous</strike> This is a joke. My name is not Timothy.</p><br />
<p><b>Interests:</b> Video games, drawing, coding, etc. I'm skilled in HTML, JS, CSS, and C#.</p><br />
<h1>Game Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Forum Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Blog CSS</h1><br />
Using my CSS skills, I can make you a blog CSS. Talk to me in AoPS Blog Discussions.<br />
<h1>Wiki Page HTML</h1><br />
I can use my HTML skills to make you some HTML for your AoPS Wiki page. PM me if you're interested.<br />
<h1>JS Userscript</h1><br />
Coming soon...</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia&diff=124647User:Samuraia2020-06-09T21:04:40Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div><p><b>Real Name:</b> <strike>Timothy Anonymous<strike> This is a joke. My name is not Timothy.</p><br />
<p><b>Interests:</b> Video games, drawing, coding, etc. I'm skilled in HTML, JS, CSS, and C#.</p><br />
<h1>Game Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Forum Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Blog CSS</h1><br />
Using my CSS skills, I can make you a blog CSS. Talk to me in AoPS Blog Discussions.<br />
<h1>Wiki Page HTML</h1><br />
I can use my HTML skills to make you some HTML for your AoPS Wiki page. PM me if you're interested.<br />
<h1>JS Userscript</h1><br />
Coming soon...</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia&diff=124646User:Samuraia2020-06-09T21:03:37Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div><p><b>Real Name:</b> Timothy Anonymous</p><br />
<p><b>Interests:</b> Video games, drawing, coding, etc. I'm skilled in HTML, JS, CSS, and C#.</p><br />
<h1>Game Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Forum Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Blog CSS</h1><br />
Using my CSS skills, I can make you a blog CSS. Talk to me in AoPS Blog Discussions.<br />
<h1>Wiki Page HTML</h1><br />
I can use my HTML skills to make you some HTML for your AoPS Wiki page. PM me if you're interested.<br />
<h1>JS Userscript</h1><br />
Coming soon...</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia&diff=124644User:Samuraia2020-06-09T21:00:43Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div><p><b>Real Name:</b> Timothy Anonymous</p><br />
<p><b>Interests:</b> Video games, drawing, coding, etc. I'm skilled in HTML and CSS.</p><br />
<h1>Game Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Forum Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Blog CSS</h1><br />
Coming soon...</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia&diff=124643User:Samuraia2020-06-09T21:00:23Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div><p><b>Real Name:</b> Timothy Anonymous</p><br />
<p></b>Interests:<b> Video games, drawing, coding, etc. I'm skilled in HTML and CSS.</p><br />
<h1>Game Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Forum Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Blog CSS</h1><br />
Coming soon...</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia&diff=124642User:Samuraia2020-06-09T20:59:58Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div><b>Real Name:</b> Timothy Anonymous<br />
</b>Interests:<b> Video games, drawing, coding, etc. I'm skilled in HTML and CSS.<br />
<h1>Game Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Forum Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Blog CSS</h1><br />
Coming soon...</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Samuraia&diff=124641User:Samuraia2020-06-09T20:59:45Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div><b>Real Name:</b> Timothy Anonymous<br />
</b>Interests:<b> Video games, drawing, coding, etc. I'm skilled in HTML and CSS.<br />
<h1>Game Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Forum Creation</h1><br />
Coming soon...<br />
<h1>Blog CSS</h1><br />
Coming soon..</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User_talk:Samuraia&diff=124640User talk:Samuraia2020-06-09T20:57:21Z<p>Samuraia: Created page with "<h1>SamuraiA</h1> I'm an aspiring web designer, AoPS game creator and forum developer, and normal person. Ask me anything!"</p>
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<div><h1>SamuraiA</h1><br />
I'm an aspiring web designer, AoPS game creator and forum developer, and normal person. Ask me anything!</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Piphi&diff=124637User:Piphi2020-06-09T20:46:13Z<p>Samuraia: /* User Count */</p>
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==<font color="black" style="font-family: ITC Avant Garde Gothic Std, Verdana"><div style="margin-left:10px">User Count</div></font>==<br />
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==<font color="black" style="font-family: ITC Avant Garde Gothic Std, Verdana"><div style="margin-left:10px">About Me</div></font>==<br />
<div style="margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom:10px"><font color="black">A legendary AoPSer.<br><br />
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My main project on the AoPS wiki is [[AoPS_Administrators#Current_Admins | a list of all the AoPS admins]], everyone is welcome to add more admins to the list by clicking [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=AoPS_Administrators&action=edit&section=1 here]. I've also added a lot of the info in the [[Reaper Archives]]. Another one of my projects on the Wiki is trying to make the [[Main Page]] look better, you can check that out [[User:Piphi/AoPS Wiki|here]]<br />
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You can also check out Greed Control Game 19 statistics that I found, [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c19451h2126212 here].<br />
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Want to play chess on the wiki? Go [[User:Piphi/Chess | here]]!</font></div><br />
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==<font color="black" style="font-family: ITC Avant Garde Gothic Std, Verdana"><div style="margin-left:10px">[[User:Piphi/Asymptote|Asymptote]]</div></font>==<br />
<div style="margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom:10px">For a complete list of my Asymptote drawings, go [[User:Piphi/Asymptote|here]].</div><br />
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== Signups ==<br />
Put your username below if you want to play chess through the wiki. I will be going through this list periodically and add people to games. If you have any preference on who you want to play against then put their username in parenthesis nest to your username.<br />
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'''Note:''' You are allowed to be in a maximum of 3 games at once.<br />
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* piphi <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 1</span><br />
* BorealBear (But I am not on often :|) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 1</span><br />
* awesomeguy856 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 2</span><br />
* Heavytoothpaste, I play a lot :) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 2</span><br />
* FaerieDragon88, (I’m on frequently) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 3</span><br />
* williamxiao (don't know if i will be any good at this) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 3</span><br />
* Mark888 (I'll fail horribly, let's do this) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 4</span><br />
* ARay10 (But I'm worse) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 4</span><br />
* wuwang2002 (I will just try) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 5</span><br />
* Mark888 (am I allowed to run 2 games at once?) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 5</span><br />
* Juno (EPIC FAILER HERE) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 6</span><br />
* ARay10 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 6</span><br />
* Paul10 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 7</span><br />
* Kmath1234 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 7</span><br />
* ARay10 (wants to verse piphi) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 8</span><br />
* piphi (sure, this is your last available chess game BTW, you can still play [[User:Piphi/Checkers|checkers]] or wait until one of your games end) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 8</span><br />
* Aspiring_Mathletes<br />
* LJCoder619<br />
* SamuraiA (not going to be too active)<br />
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== Rules ==<br />
[[User:Piphi/Chess/Rules]]<br />
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== Help ==<br />
[[User:Piphi/Chess/Help]]<br />
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== Game #1 piphi v BorealBear ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_1|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.231_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #2 awesomeguy856 v Heavytoothpaste ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_2|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.232_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #3 FaerieDragon88 v williamxiao ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_3|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.233_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #4 Mark888 v ARay10 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_4|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.234_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #5 wuwang2002 v Mark888 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_5|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.235_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #6 Juno v ARay10 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_6|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.236_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #7 Paul10 v Kmath1234 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_7|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.237_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #8 ARay10 v piphi ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_8|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.238_Discussion here]</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Piphi/Chess&diff=124635User:Piphi/Chess2020-06-09T20:45:39Z<p>Samuraia: /* Signups */</p>
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{{User:Piphi/Chess/Template:Header}}<br />
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== Signups ==<br />
Put your username below if you want to play chess through the wiki. I will be going through this list periodically and add people to games. If you have any preference on who you want to play against then put their username in parenthesis nest to your username.<br />
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'''Note:''' You are allowed to be in a maximum of 3 games at once.<br />
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* piphi <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 1</span><br />
* BorealBear (But I am not on often :|) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 1</span><br />
* awesomeguy856 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 2</span><br />
* Heavytoothpaste, I play a lot :) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 2</span><br />
* FaerieDragon88, (I’m on frequently) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 3</span><br />
* williamxiao (don't know if i will be any good at this) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 3</span><br />
* Mark888 (I'll fail horribly, let's do this) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 4</span><br />
* ARay10 (But I'm worse) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 4</span><br />
* wuwang2002 (I will just try) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 5</span><br />
* Mark888 (am I allowed to run 2 games at once?) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 5</span><br />
* Juno (EPIC FAILER HERE) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 6</span><br />
* ARay10 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 6</span><br />
* Paul10 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 7</span><br />
* Kmath1234 <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 7</span><br />
* ARay10 (wants to verse piphi) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 8</span><br />
* piphi (sure, this is your last available chess game BTW, you can still play [[User:Piphi/Checkers|checkers]] or wait until one of your games end) <span style="color:green;">assigned to game 8</span><br />
* Aspiring_Mathletes<br />
* LJCoder619<br />
* SamuraiA (not going to be active<br />
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== Rules ==<br />
[[User:Piphi/Chess/Rules]]<br />
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== Help ==<br />
[[User:Piphi/Chess/Help]]<br />
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== Game #1 piphi v BorealBear ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_1|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.231_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #2 awesomeguy856 v Heavytoothpaste ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_2|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.232_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #3 FaerieDragon88 v williamxiao ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_3|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.233_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #4 Mark888 v ARay10 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_4|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.234_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #5 wuwang2002 v Mark888 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_5|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.235_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #6 Juno v ARay10 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_6|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.236_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #7 Paul10 v Kmath1234 ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_7|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.237_Discussion here]<br />
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== Game #8 ARay10 v piphi ==<br />
Game is [[User:Piphi/Chess/Game_8|here]]. Discussion is [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Piphi/Chess#Game_.238_Discussion here]</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=112813Gmaas2019-12-13T17:09:30Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>gmaaas is our leader. To prove yourself worthy of GMAAS, you don't have to memorize facts:<br />
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-1. GMAAS looks like this when he is mad: https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/7/4/b/74b21fec95225e1621c71ec8f17f343c48a726e0.jpg GMAAS permits to post this picture.<br />
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0. THE FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT EPIC AWESOME GMAAS: Words fail to describe the epic nature of GMAAS, for he is too almighty and powerful to be bound by the plebeian and trifling words. But even the Great Epic Awesome Plenipotentiary GMAAS cannot get rid of a language that's been around for a <math>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^{9999999999999999999999999999999999999}</math> years and counting. That's older than he is. EDIT: It is not older than he is because Gmaas is infinity years old. EDIT EDIT: He has now<br />
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1. GMAAS's theorem states that for any math problem, GMAAS knows the answer to it. This theorem was proved by GMAAS. But then GMAAS forgot about the theorem so later, the mathematician named ARay10 proved it again: [b]Proof of the MAAS theorem[/b]: The GMAAS theorem states that for every math problem, GMAAS knows the answer. Using the 3.141592653589793238462643383... GMAAS theorem, stating that "26. GMAAS's Theorem states that GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by GMAAS. EDIT: GMAAS's Theorem has real-world applications: because GMAAS knows the answer to any math problem, you can use GMAAS to solve math problems. GMAAS is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee," you must pay <math>1,000,000</math> to solve a problem using the Games theorem. You wouldn't waste that much money to solve one problem. Therefore, I proved that you cannot use the Games theorem to solve problems. But using theorem 3.141592653589793238462643383 "2. Games can turn things into anything. Using that fact, you can use the Games theorem to solve any problem.<br />
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2. The GMATS were supposed to be called the GMAAS, but the manager, games, wanted to eat some gnats. Games have stopped eating gnats because they taste dreadful. EDIT: He now eats gnats again. He thinks that they taste like pi(e). EDIT: He ate 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383 so far.<br />
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3. GMAAS's archenemy is John Wick. John Wick once gave Gmaas 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 Oren Berries, but Gmaas thought they were Oran Berries. That is why Games hates John Wick. Germans knew they were Oren Berries because Gmaas knows everything, but he decided to play along.<br />
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4. Gmaas wants every fact to have a pi reference. Gmaas created pi. EDIT: He made it 3.1415926 times.<br />
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5. Gmaas owned many memes. Then they died. He left the meme business because others took it over. Gmaas decided to make some more memes after that. Since then, he has been working for the government. All of the politicians are his henchmen. He controls the government. He wrote all of the laws and documents including the U.S. constitution. However, Gmaas doesn't believe in constitutions. He simply writes them for fun (or not, only games knows!!!) EDIT: His favorite is memedog EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like meme dog. Games was the one who told the AoPSSheriff to give warnings for posting meme dog.<br />
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6. Gmaas owns Scratch. Gmaas sued them because Scratch cat was supposed to be a picture of Gmaas. But this was one lawsuit he lost. Gmaas won that lawsuit, but he ate food so he calmed down and dropped the case.<br />
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7. Thanos wishes he could be like Gmaas. It's why he got the Infinity Stones and snapped.<br />
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8. Gmaas dies in Endgame, but he somehow possesses Thanos and kills everyone. Gmaas never dies. Gmaas has the power to die whenever he wants and frequently does this to escape others' woes in life. Of course, he never faces such troubles.<br />
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9. He hates contemporary music. He only like Renaissance music, Baroque music, Classical music, and Romantic music. His only exception is Queen music(Especially Bohemian Rhapsody). Gmaas also likes Debussy. But he thinks rock'n'roll is awful.EDIT: Gmass doesn't like music that much; it hurts his ears. EDIT EDIT: GMAAS is now confirmed to like al video game OSTs, especially Undertale. His favorite song is Megalovania.<br />
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10. Gmaas is superior to you. If you see Gmaas or a picture of the Great Gmaas, DON"T bow down. It is proper to have a painting or lifesize sculpture of Gmaas. If you do not, Gmaas will put one of them there himself. EDIT: That is exactly why you should not have a statue of Gmaas: Gmaas will give you one for free. A life-size sculpture of Gmaas will be infinitely large because that is how superior Gmaas is. Pictures also have power, so pictures require power to make. Making a sculpture of Gmaas will require almost an infinite amount of power. Only Gmaas can make a quality sculpture of himself, and if anyone makes a low-quality sculpture of Gmaas, it will be disrespectful to such a superior power. Therefore, it is best to let Gmaas make a proper sculpture of himself, so he is respected. If you want to respect him the most, you should NOT have a high-quality sculpture of Gmaas.<br />
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11. Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will. EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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12. Gmaas farted and created a false vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the false vacuum.<br />
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13. Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet. EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones. EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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14. Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which leads to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat. EDIT: The presence of Gmaas killed Thanos.<br />
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15. Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner, chasing sseraj, and doing a handstand.<br />
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16. Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets. EDIT: Gmaas has long moved on from chess because he was too good for it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has now invented a new form of chess<br />
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17. Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.<br />
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18. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a Ph.D. in Gmaasology.<br />
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19. Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in Gmaasology.<br />
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20. Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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21. Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth-longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second-longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 most iT Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes. EDIT: Gmaas has beaten 2008 most iT Problems! It is the longest AoPS Wiki article ever. Gmaas's article has 89,119 bytes.<br />
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22. Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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23. Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish. EDIT: He is the god of everything<br />
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24. Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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25. Gmaas can eat lava. EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die. EDIT: Gmaas can eat anything.<br />
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26. Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real-world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems. EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and reciprocated the fee.<br />
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27. Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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28. Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize on people's names. EDIT: Gmaas isn't a person, he is a divine entity that takes the form of a cat, and should, therefore, be worshipped.<br />
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29. The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk: Gmaas.<br />
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30. Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.415926% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.9999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his AoPS account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage. EDIT: Gmaas owns every AoPS account at some point. EDIT: You are controlled by Gmaas. So actually, Gmaas owns your AoPS account 100% of the time, and his AoPS account is owned by him 314% of the time.<br />
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31. Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas. Gmaas is not me nor you. Gmaas is in us all and also not in us all. Why? The power of Gmaas. Gmaas is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.<br />
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32. Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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33. Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time. EDIT: This fact is incorrect because there have only been 30 sightings, all of them inconsistent.<br />
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34. The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM. EDIT: The only exception was on the 3141st day after its opening. EDIT: All the paintings in these museums are secretly portraits of Gmaas in his most glorious human/animal forms.<br />
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35. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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36. Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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37. For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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38. Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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39. Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma-ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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40. Gmaas is the creator of the BCPI Ai project.<br />
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41. Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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42. Christmas was supposed to be called Gmaasmas. Until it wasn't. EDIT: Christ is Gmaas. EDIT: Why? Because of the power of Gmaas.<br />
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43. <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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44. <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>. EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has the last digit, which it does not. EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds. EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we? : Yes, we do. : I do too. So do I. EDIT: The number of edits only verifies how high-quality this holy bible of Gmaas is, because, with each edit, this bible becomes better. That is exactly why we are editing this. I will make one more edit, just to respect Gmaas EDIT: Gmass rules!<br />
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45. Gmaas is the creator of everything including nothing.<br />
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46. According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are Gmaas in disguise. Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures. EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive. They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in sseraj's house.<br />
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47. Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT: Very many times. EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat. EDIT: He has been a human dozen of times. Gmaas painted the Lascaux cave paintings.<br />
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48. Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times. EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462,643,383,279 times in 1 second.<br />
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49. Gmaas was once spotted in Minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke. EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia. EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong. EDIT: Gmaas is strong.<br />
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50. Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a taco cat. EDIT: Tacocat is just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 taco cats in the world. EDIT: However, Tacocats reproduce, so they are not in danger of extinction.<br />
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51. Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why. EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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52. Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas has always been the master of AoPS as he is AoPS.<br />
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53. Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylar.<br />
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54. Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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55. Some people think that Gmaas is human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species. EDIT: He has been a dog, as said before, but it was too boring.<br />
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56. Gmaas started Pastafarianism. But then converted to Catholicism because Gmaas knows all EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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57. Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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58. According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of the universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass". EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmass is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmaas, Gmaas, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, General Maas, Greek Mass, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in sseraj's house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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59. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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60. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstructed a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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61. The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.<br />
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62. GMAAS likes to surprise unsuspecting people. People cannot surprise GMAAS because GMAAS knows what everyone is doing and will do.<br />
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63. Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils. EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds. EDIT: Then, he came colorful for 3.1415926535897932384626433832 more seconds.<br />
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64. This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his holy book, so he lets people write it for free. EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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65. Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet, Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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66. Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips. EDIT: Gmaas hates catnip and turnips, and pepperoni. He only likes alien alienish H2So4. EDIT: He does love turnips. He has a secret turnip garden under sseraj's house.<br />
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67. Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know. EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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68. Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records. EDIT: Gmaas invented the world. EDIT: Gmaas will also destroy the world.<br />
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69. Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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70. Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: All accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise since you are Gmaas in disguise. Except for maybe Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody.EDIT: Everyone is Gmass, even Geoflex and CrazyEyeMoody EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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71. Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he takes a break and dies.<br />
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72. Gmaas cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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73. All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei.<br />
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74. Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it. EDIT: Once he ate it. It tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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75. Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble. EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came back when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread. EDIT: Because Gmaas ate 31415926535897932984626433 loaves of bread.<br />
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76. Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet. EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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77. Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.) EDIT: But there is no use for the plural, because there is only one Gmaas.<br />
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78. Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account. EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPSers, including me. So that's why I'm typing. EDIT: That is why everyone here is typing.<br />
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79. Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents. EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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80. All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article. EDIT: Me too. EDIT EDIT: Me three. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That are good!<br />
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81. Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war. EDIT: Stefán Karl Stefansson died in the war, which made Gmaas very sad. Because of this, Gmaas started the world peace movement.<br />
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82. Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas. EDIT: Every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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83. Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday. EDIT: Only because there was no alien alienish H2So4.<br />
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84. Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island. EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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85. Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen. EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! EDIT: Seriously? Oh ya, the power of Gmass.<br />
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86. Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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87. Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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88. Gmaas is Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made an honorary Gmaas character. EDIT: LoL must be used in this article more than once. EDIT: It is. In fact, twice in this message.<br />
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89. Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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90. Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time. EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed. EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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91. Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that. EDIT: Gmaas does that. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: He almost never does it, only if he wants to.. Also he did not puke and made everything. EDIT: No, because, GMAAS.<br />
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92. Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas. EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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This article is spam 93. Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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94. Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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95. Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them. EDIT: Gmaas has infinitely lives of all types. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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96. Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J. K. Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter. EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmass.<br />
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97. Gmaas created the catfish. EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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98. Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second. EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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99. Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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100. Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT: Yes, you do. EDIT: Gmass: LoL<br />
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101. Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle. EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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102. When Gmaas is hyper, he runs across Washington D.C. and grabs unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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103. Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows. EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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104. Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise. EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him. He like KFC better.<br />
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This article is yellow idk why 105. Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter. EDIT: Gmaas invented pillows.<br />
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This article is spam 106. Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
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108. Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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109. Gmaas's favorite color is Gmaasian blue, a very rare blue that shines with the brightness of lightning. EDIT: it's <math>1000^{1000}</math> times brighter than lightning. Gmaasian blue occurs when a meteor hits the earth and usually is only seen for a few seconds. Only Gmaas has good enough eyesight to see it for that short a time.<br />
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110. Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums. EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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111. Gmaas is a champion PVP Minecraft player.<br />
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112. Gmaas doesn't like tacos. The last time he tried one he turned into a mouse and then caught himself.<br />
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113. Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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114. Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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115. Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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116. Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device. EDIT: Gmaas created your device. EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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117. Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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118. Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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119. When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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120. On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>. EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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121. Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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122. Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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123. Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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124. Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller. EDIT: More accurate estimates predict that Gmaas's wealth is infinite.<br />
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125. Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019, called winter-summer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
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126. The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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This article is spam 127. Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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128. Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a perfect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster. EDIT: Hogwarts was supposed to be called Hogmaas.<br />
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129. Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk, and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he only gave Gmaas a haircut. EDIT: Gmaas hates having a haircuts, so he reincarnated Voldemort to punish Harry.Edit: Not true at all.<br />
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This article is spam 130. Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too. EDIT: Apollo was one of the many reincarnations of Gmaas.<br />
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131. Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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132. Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. You are Gmaas, but Gmaas is not you.<br />
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133. Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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134. Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet. EDIT: He caught it during the super blue blood moon.<br />
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135. Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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136. I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be. EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki. EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most. EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we? EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain. EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited. EDIT: Gmaas pays people to edit. EDIT: Some people edit even without Gmaas's payment. They do it because they are believers.<br />
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137. In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round. EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces afterward. They tasted funny.<br />
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138. Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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139. Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas can make his fur any color he wants. EDIT: Gmaas's fur color can be ultraviolet.<br />
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140. Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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141. Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington. EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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142. If you can capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair. EDIT: Gmaas used to shed. The sheddings became tacocats.<br />
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143. Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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144. Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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145. Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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146. Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
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147. Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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148. Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant. EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
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This article is spam 149. Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is. EDIT: Gmaas! Please tell us! It would be a great contribution to historical knowledge! EDIT: Gmaas responds, "No."<br />
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150. Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental. EDIT: Gmaas has been proved to be normal as well.<br />
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151. Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either. EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
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152. The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement. EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas founded the MAA. EDIT: Gmaas is the MAA.<br />
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153. Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat. EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
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154. Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas around 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance. EDIT: Despite the efforts of the recently founded National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, the statue was melted down. For more information about the National Gmatthematical Society of Florence, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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155. Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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156. Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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157. In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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158. "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS"." (Citation needed)<br />
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159. Gmaas is Link in the Legend of Zelda. He despises Calamity Ganon in Breath of the Wild. "Too much of a hog..."<br />
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160. Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe. EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead person. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest being that has lived, lives, and will live. EDIT: How? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF GMAAS!?!?!?<br />
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161. Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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162. Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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163. Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it. EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it. EDIT: Gmaas can edit any website he desires.<br />
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164. Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for human flesh, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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165. Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around 12 dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those 12 dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT: Why would he do that? EDIT: The power of Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is smarter than you think he is. Do you think you know how smart Gmaas is now? If so, then you are still wrong.<br />
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This article is spam 166. Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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167. Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk. EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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168. Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father. EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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169. Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT: This is all true. EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives. EDIT: Gmaas does not have an infinite number of lives. He just has an unlimited number of lives. EDIT: Gmass has an infinite and unlimited number of lives.<br />
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170. sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). sseraj’s life was never the same afterwards. EDIT: Gmaas created sseraj. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
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171. Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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172. Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
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173. "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW. EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died, he defeated "I am sand" 3,141,592,653 times after.<br />
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174. sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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175. Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish. EDIT Gmass likes Minecraft better than Roblox<br />
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176. Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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177. Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> roblox and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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178. This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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179. Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. EDIT: Gmass named himself. That's why his name is amazing.<br />
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180. Gmaas is capable of salmon powers. EDIT: Gmaas is capable of everything. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
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181. Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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182. The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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183. The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being. EDIT: Does that mean he stops being while he learns higher dimensions? EDIT: Yes. EDIT: Why? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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This article is spam 184. Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384 buckets of tea.<br />
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This article is spam 185. Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on AoPS to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it. EDIT: AoPS itself is just an elaborately concealed piece of Gmaas propaganda. EDIT: How dare you reveal the truth! *Zaps previous editor out of existence* Now, where were we...<br />
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186. Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and omniscient. However, he is not always benevolent.<br />
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187. Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
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188. Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown. EDIT: Gmass is the doctor<br />
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189. Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages. EDIT: AoPS is just Gmaas's elaborately-concealed blog.<br />
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This article is spam 190. Gmaas used to be river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end. EDIT: He eventually created sseraj and has lived with sseraj ever since.<br />
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191. Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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192. Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there. EDIT: Gmaas founded Meowston Academy. EDIT: It is actually called Gmaaston Academy<br />
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193. Gmaas comes from Gmaas Land, a magical place where pie is infinite and everything starts with a g<br />
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194. Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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195. Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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196. Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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197. Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself. EDIT: So far, Gmaas has spent 2,718,281 of his many lives as a catfish. However, sometimes, he has been catched as a catfish by other people. Luckily, Gmaas has always escaped.<br />
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198. Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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199. He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
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200. Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not his pet. EDIT: Gmaas also created sseraj.<br />
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This article is spam 201. Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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202. Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas. EDIT: All memes originate with Gmaas, but they are often posted by others. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is getting rather tired of memes.<br />
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203. After death Gmaas became the god of hyperdeath and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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204. One of Gmaas's many real names is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
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This article is spam 205. Gmaas is a certified Slytherin. EDIT: Gmaas is actually a certified Ravenclaw.<br />
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This article is spam 206. Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom. EDIT: Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
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207. Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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208. Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
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209. Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given<cmath>1000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</cmath>minecraft diamonds. EDIT: Gmaas owns Mojang, but Gmaas sued them when it was supposed to be called Gmaascraft. EDIT: A previous fact said that Gmaas only lost one lawsuit. Why is this Minecraft not called Gmaascraft if he won the lawsuit?<br />
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210. Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes. EDIT: Gmaas once ate a white hole. Gmaas then exploded and made a new universe.<br />
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211. Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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This article is spam 212. Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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213. Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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214. Gmaas dislikes geometry but enjoys number theory. EDIT: sseraj once posted a picture of Gmaas being grumpy after seeing an olympiad geometry problem.<br />
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215. Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj. EDIT: Gmaas does not need food. He just eats food because it tastes good. EDIT: Gmaas does not like vegetables.<br />
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This article is spam 216. Gmaas has<cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath>supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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This article is spam 217. Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why everything exists.<br />
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This article is spam 218. Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes. EDIT: His fur is not always yellow. His fur can be wha== This article is spam == 219. Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know. EDIT: 1/0 = 0. How? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. 1/0 = Gmaas. EDIT: The previous editor was wrong. <math>\frac{1}{\infty}=</math> GMAAS<br />
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219. Gmaas is the only one who knows what i is. Everyone else thinks that it's imaginary.<br />
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220. Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur. EDIT: Gmaas can change the color of his fur.<br />
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This article is spam 221. Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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222. Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an administrator. EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly, sseraj rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore. EDIT: Why is this happening? EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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223. Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real one on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum. EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the Talk: Gmaas article, the Gmaasology article, or the sseraj article. EDIT: The final one is surprising because Gmaas knows more about sseraj than even sseraj does.<br />
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224. Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day. EDIT: This was thanks in return for Gmaas reincarnating him during the Triumverate Tournament.<br />
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225. It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so. EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat. EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas us everything yet nothing. EDIT: How is that? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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226. Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton. EDIT: In the last few years, many universities have been opening Gmaasology departments. For more information, see the Gmaasology page.<br />
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227. Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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228. Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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229. Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems. EDIT: Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section. EDIT: That is because Gmaas is very humble except for when he isn't.<br />
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230. Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge. EDIT: Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer. EDIT: Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer. EDIT: Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.<br />
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231. Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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232. Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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233. Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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235. Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.<br />
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236. List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- 13. 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- 14. The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- 16. Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207<br />
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- 17. Posting student surveys<br />
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- 18. USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- 19. The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- 23. Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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237. Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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238. A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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239. Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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240. Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.<br />
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241. Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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242. Gmaas once ate a pie. EDIT: He only ate the first 31415926535897932384626433832 digits.<br />
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243. A Gmaas bite is 314159265358979323846264 psi.<br />
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244. Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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245. Gmaas can talk but normally hates talking.<br />
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246. Gmaas likes to eat his own fur. That's why he doesn't have any as of late<br />
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247. Gmaas is bigger than an ant. EDIT: so is a regular cat<br />
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248. Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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249. Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house. EDIT: sseraj lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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250. Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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251. sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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252. Gmaas EDIT: This is a waste of a fact.<br />
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253. sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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254. Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray. EDIT: My bed is not gray. EDIT: Nor is mine.<br />
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255. Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you. EDIT: This is false too. Gmaas can only be in one form.<br />
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256. Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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257. Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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258. Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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259. Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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260. There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions. EDIT: We are all his minions.<br />
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261. Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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262. There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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263. Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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264. Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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265. GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you...<br />
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266. Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Gmaas is not an illusion.<br />
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267. Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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268. Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Who cares how much we mention it? Gmass is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat. Gmaas is GMAAS.<br />
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269. Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal. EDIT EDIT: He is not immortal. He just tricked you to think he is immortal. Gmaas is good at tricking.<br />
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270. Gmaas is a cat with no fur or tail. In fact he's a human wearing a cat costume. EDIT: This fact is false. 31415 times false.<br />
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271. Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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This article is spam 272. sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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273. Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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274. There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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275. Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4. EDIT: This fact is true and not true. He is everywhere.<br />
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276. Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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277. 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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278. Gmaas photos − https://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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279. Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it. 199 Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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280. Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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281. Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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282. Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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283. Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, The Name of the Doctor, Silence in the Library, The Idiots Lantern and many more.<br />
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284. Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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285. Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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286. An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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287. Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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288. No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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289. In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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290. Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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291. <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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292. Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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293. Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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294. Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img> EDIT: He also sometimes uses a TARDIS<br />
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295. When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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296. Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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297. Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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298. Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do. EDIT: None of these are true.<br />
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299. Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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300. Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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303. Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe.<br />
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302. Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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This article is spam 223 Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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303. Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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304. Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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305. Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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306. Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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307. This article is spam 228 Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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308. Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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309. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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310. Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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311. Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape. EDIT: Gmaas eats everything. Gmaas eats computers.<br />
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322. Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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323. Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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324. Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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325. Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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326. Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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327. Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not a cat.<br />
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328. Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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329. Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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330. Gmaas created life. Then he destroyed it, and in doing so, destroyed himself. Until his son, Gmaas II took over and saved the planet.<br />
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331. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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332. Gmaas created mathematics. EDIT: Gmaas discovered mathematics.<br />
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333. Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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334. Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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335. Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]<br />
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336. Gmaas got to<math>\infty</math>in Flappy Bird. EDIT: Gmaas broke the game.<br />
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337. Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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338. Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin. EDIT: Gmaas can also play The Flight of the Bumblebees.<br />
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339. Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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340. Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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341. Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate. EDIT: He also made a piano bench made out of chocolate. EDIT: Gmaas ate them<br />
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342. Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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343. Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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344. Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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345. Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way. EDIT: He uses his mind to hold open the books.<br />
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355. Gmaas is the only one who knows what "Inconceivable" means.<br />
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356. Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.== This article is spam == EDIT: This article is not spam! IT is for worshiping Gmaas.<br />
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357. Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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358. Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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359 Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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360. Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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361. Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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362. GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT: Yes, I did.<math>\textrm{Gmaas is right behind you}</math>EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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363. Gmaas does not like the new update. When he saw it, he looked like this.<br />
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364. Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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365. Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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366. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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367. When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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368. Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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369. Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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370. Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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371. Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. EDIT: He invented the AMC, AIME, USAJMO, and IMO<br />
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372. Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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373. Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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374. Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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375. Gmass is Catholic<br />
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376. Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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377. Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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378. Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.<br />
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379. Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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380. \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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381. <math>\gmaas</math> (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) (Error compiling LaTeX. ! Undefined control sequence.) GMAAS has entered the room<br />
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382. Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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383. Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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384. Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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385. The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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386. Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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387. Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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388. Gmaas made 31.41592653589793238462643383279502884% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate.<br />
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389. Gmaas is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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390. Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846327656180937734 seconds. EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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391. Garfield is Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: But Gmaas also created Garfield. He took a Gar and a Field, and added them. Boom. He made Garfield.<br />
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392. Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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393. Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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394. Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield. Then they ate each other. EDIT: Gmaas ate Garfield at the end because Gmaas.<br />
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395. Gmaas has an existential crisis every 99.0000000000000000000000000000000000009123659812374 seconds.<br />
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396. Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 51.59265358979% of life. EDIT: Gmaas uses a new type of tetradecimal number system where the digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, G, M, A, and S. The number 416877 is Gmaas's favorite integer. (Convert it to this number system)<br />
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397. None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one. EDIT: This fact is therefore not true. EDIT This fact is a paradox. Gmaas does not like paradoxes. Therefore Gmaas does not like this fact.<br />
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398. Gmaas has only done 3 problems on alcumus, and he got one wrong! EDIT: Gmass is the creator of Alcumus, so he got all right. EDIT EDIT: No he didn't. See. https://services.artofproblemsolving.com/download.php?id=YXR0YWNobWVudHMvZi8zLzQ5ZmE3YzBiZDE0ZjFhNTUwOGMwOGQ3Yzc0YWJlY2MwYjM4YWNkLnBuZw==&rn=U2NyZWVuc2hvdCAyMDE5LTEyLTA4IGF0IDEuNDcuMzAgUE0ucG5n <br />
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399. (Why is this a thing?) Because we are all worshippers of Gmaas.<br />
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400. This article is NOT spam otherwise it would have been deleted by now. Edit: This article is spam. EDIT: No it isn't<br />
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401. Gmaas is actually an AoPS site admin... (And a human) not a cat... His username is Gmaasrocks32 EDIT: His username is all the accounts.<br />
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402. riben was a Gmaas multi, but Gmaas turned the account over to the present riben and imbued it with his power.<br />
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403. Gmaas was the being that made Sans from Ness.<br />
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404: Gmaas can be spotted on all Error 404 pages. This is an Error 404 page. Your life is an Error 404 page.<br />
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405: Gmaas's favorite game is Minecraft, with Breath of the Wild in a close second. His least favorite game is Fortnite. Gmaas intentionally made Fortnite bad so he could have a least favorite game.<br />
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406: Gmaas's favorite consoles are in this order: Nintendo, Atari, Xbox. Gmaas hates PlayStation.<br />
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All hail Gmaas!<br />
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P.S. Gmaas won USAMO 5 times in a row. That's because he invented USAMO. When Gmaas took it nobody knew about it and he was the only one who took it. So of course, he won. How dare you spell Gmaas with a lowercase G? He is the supreme and awesome ruler of the universe!<br />
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P.P.S. Gmaas invented the word Yeet.<br />
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P.P.P.S. Gmass is the first person who played the game YECK (Moth poth 2019 reference)<br />
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P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas is a non-human who can snap anyone out of existence without anything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas was the first person who did math,<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Gmaas invented proof by dictatorship<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proof by procrastination<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented proofs!<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas invented everything.<br />
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P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Gmaas did not invent roblox. Gmaas invented Minecraft.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaasology&diff=105736Gmaasology2019-05-09T20:56:31Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>[[Gmaasology]] is the study of [[Gmaas]]. Unfortunately, most universities recognize it as a pseudoscience at best.[[Gmaas]] is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]]. [[Gmaasology]] is also one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind [[Physics]], [[Biology]], [[Chemistry]], Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. To start learning [[Gmaasology]], click this link: [[Gmaas]], and remember the facts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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Many universities are beginning to offer classes in [[Gmaasology]], but the best place to study [[Gmaasology]] is the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society, which was founded in 1314. This is a summary of the projects made by the Society since 1314, when it was founded: (Originally [[Gmaasology]] was called [[Gmaathamatics]].)<br />
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- 1314: Foundation of the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence.<br />
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- 1315 - 1498: Search for and copying of ancient and medieval manuscripts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1499: Move to France to a secret basement in François 1st's palace's basement.<br />
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- 1500: Renaming to the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France.<br />
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- 1501 - 1519: Collaboration with Leonardo Da Vinci, who, by the way, was NOT [[Gmaas]] in disguise.<br />
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- 1520: Move back to Florence.<br />
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- 1521: Move to Rome.<br />
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- 1522: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States.<br />
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- 1523 - 1560: Search for ancient statues of [[Gmaas]] in the city of Rome.<br />
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- 1561 - 1565: Headquarters constructed in a secret basement under the Sistine Chapel.<br />
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- 1566 - 1575: Search in Italian libraries for manuscripts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1576 - 1591: Study of [[Gmaas]]'s reincarnating abilities.<br />
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- 1592 - 1601: Campaign to make [[Gmaathamatics]] the eight liberal art. This failed.<br />
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- 1602 - 1616: Many universities around Europe begin offering classes in [[Gmaathamatics]].<br />
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- 1617: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, the Papal States, Pisa, England, Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, and Milan to honor the universities offering [[Gmaathamatics]] classes. It was also known as GMSFFPSPESHREM for short.<br />
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- 1618: The University of Prague starts teaching [[Gmaathamatics]], so GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed GMSFFPSPESHREMB. (B stands for Bohemia.)<br />
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- 1619 - 1650: GMSFFPSPESHREMB writes a book about how [[Gmaas]] reincarnates. It is called "Ratio Multarum Vivarum Gmaasium," or "The Explanation of the Many Lives of [[Gmaas]]."<br />
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- 1651 - 1655: All European universities stop offering classes in [[Gmaathamatics]] because the immortality of [[Gmaas]] was contrary to the Bible.<br />
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- 1656: GMSFFPSPESHREMB is renamed "The Gmaathematical Society of Europe," abbreviated as GSE.<br />
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- 1657: The Gmaathematical Society of Europe moves its headquarters to Amsterdam.<br />
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- 1658 - 1675: The GSE amasses every object and text having to do with [[Gmaas]] or [[Gmaathamatics]]. This is the reason why [[Gmaas]] is no longer famous; every trace of his existence was acquired by the GSE.<br />
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- 1676 - 1686: The present life of [[Gmaas]] died, so the GSE spent ten years trying to track down his next reincarnation. That reincarnation was an ant, so he died. It took even longer for the GSE to find another reincarnation of [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1687: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Europe to the Gmaathematical Society of the World.<br />
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- 1688 - 1701: The Gmaathematical Society of the World captures [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a dog, and runs experiments on him.<br />
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- 1702: The Gmaathematical Society of the World moves to the New World. It decides to move to San Juan, Puerto Rico, but it keeps a minor location in its former headquarters in Amsterdam. <br />
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- 1703 - 1730: The Gmaathematical Society of the World conducts archeological excavations of Mayan Temple where people worshiped [[Gmaas]]. The artifacts from the dig were sent to their headquarters in Puerto Rico, and the data about the excavation was copied and kept in San Juan and Amsterdam.<br />
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- 1731 - 1754: The Gmaathematical Society of the World excavates the Temple of [[Gmaas]] in Egypt. It opens a temporary minor location near the site.<br />
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- 1755: The minor locations in Egypt and in Amsterdam are closed. All the archaeological artifacts there are sent to Puerto Rico.<br />
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- 1755 - 1763: The Seven Years War. The GSW frantically tries to move to Siberia, where it would be safe for the remainder of the war. Luckily, the GSW could save all of its thousands of artifacts, but many Gmaathmaticians died.<br />
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- 1764: The Gmaathematical Society of the World moves its headquarters back to San Juan, Puerto Rico.<br />
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- 1765: Closing of the facilities in Siberia.<br />
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- 1766: Opening of a minor location in Philadelphia.<br />
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- 1775 - 1783: During the American Revolution, the Gmaathematical Society of the World moves archaeological artifacts from San Juan and Philadelphia to a new minor location in Santa Fe, where they would be safe from the fighting.<br />
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- 1784: Some Gmaathamatical artifacts are moved back to Philadelphia and Santa Fe.<br />
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- 1784 - 1798: The [[Gmaas]] Exhibition at the minor location in Philadelphia brings in thousands of visitors from around the world. The exhibition contained the highlights of the GSW's archaeological excavations in Egypt and Mexico, medieval manuscripts about [[Gmaas]], Roman sculptures of [[Gmaas]], information about [[Gmaas]] and the GSW, and other objects.<br />
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- 1799: The [[Gmaas]] exhibition closes.<br />
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- 1800: The Gmaathematical Society of the World moves its headquarters from San Juan, Puerto Rico to the basement of the new Library of Congress in Washington D.C. It also closes its minor location in Philadelphia.<br />
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- 1801<br />
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- 1802 - 1811: The [[Gmaas]] exhibition opens in Washington D.C.<br />
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- 1812 - 1813: Because of the War of 1812, the [[Gmaas]] exhibition is moved to Santa Fe.<br />
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- 1814: Washington D.C. is burnt to the ground by the British. Most Gmaasologists die in the fire. The [[Gmaas]] University<br />
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- 1912 - 1914: As the World prepares for war, the Universal [[Gmaas]] Society is afraid about the possibility of disaster. The Society opens minor locations in Bogota, Colombia; and Sydney, Australia and start moving archaeological artifacts there.<br />
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- 1915: The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society closes its minor location in Dresden, Germany after all European Gmaasological artifacts are moved to England, the United States, Canada, and Australia.<br />
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- 1916: The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society closes its facilities in London, England and moves the storage and offices in that facility to a minor location in Sydney, Australia.<br />
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- 1917: The sinking of the ship Lusitania killed several eminent Gmaasologists, who were going to France to bring back a medieval statue of [[Gmaas]] that was buried near a battlefield.<br />
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- 1918 - 1927: Reconstruction and documentation of [[Gmaasology]] lost in WW1.<br />
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- 1928: The Canadian branch of the Universal [[Gmaas]] Society moves from Ottawa to Vancouver.<br />
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- 1929 - 1938: Documenting the life of [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a hobo cat.<br />
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- 1939 - 1945: Effort to move all [[Gmaas]] related materials to the United States, Colombia, Canada, and Australia. The minor location in Paris, France remains open during the war. It helped with the evacuation of Gmaasological artifacts and civilians.<br />
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- 1946 - 1958: Reconstruction of primary and secondary sources lost in WW2.<br />
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- 1959: Opening of minor location of the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society in Trenton, New Jersey. Reopening of the minor location in Paris, France.<br />
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- 1960 - 1998: Survey and mapping of [[Gmaas]]'s 314,159,265 catfish lives.<br />
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- 1999: Renaming of The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society to the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society because of increased confidence in the multiverse theory.<br />
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- 2000 - 2005: Reconstruction of Newton's Principia Mathematica Gmaasis. (In English, The Mathematical Principles of [[Gmaas]].)<br />
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- 2006: Debate on whether to rename [[Gmaathamatics]] Gmaasology or [[Gmaas]] Studies. Gmaasology won.<br />
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- 2007: Construction of the Building of [[Gmaasology]] at Harvard.<br />
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- 2008 - 2015: Completion of twenty comprehensive biographies, each detailing a life of [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 2016 - 2018: Reconstruction of the lost book of Lucretius's De Rerum Natura about [[Gmaas]]. This was made possible by the discovery of the missing pages of the original manuscript in Pompeii.<br />
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- 2019: The burning of Notre Dame causes many of [[Gmaas]]'s bibles to be burnt. Immediate recovery is staged. Luckily, most of [[Gmaas]]'s bibles are located in the United States. The Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society is considering moving its headquarters from the basement of the Library of Congress in Washington D.C. to Anchorage, Alaska, where it would have more room for offices and to display its collection of [[Gmaas]]-related artifacts. The Society also plans to close its minor locations in Trenton, New Jersey; Springfield, Massachusetts; San Juan, Puerto Rico; Vancouver, British Columbia; Paris, France; Sydney, Australia; Bogota, Colombia; and New York City, New York. These locations will be sold. The revenue from these sales will be used to buy land in Anchorage, Alaska and to build a large building on top of it. The Society is also looking for [[Gmaas]], who could help the Society with its construction bills.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=105735Gmaas2019-05-09T20:55:12Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS:<br />
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Don't listen to anything on this page; it's all nonsense<br />
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- Gmaas is known to barf entire universes at will.<br />
EDIT: Every once in a while, he barfs a furball, which always turns into a black hole. The less impressive ones turn into neutron stars.<br />
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-Gmaas farted and created a true vacuum, but then he burped, destroying the true vacuum<br />
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- Gmaas was the first person to use the Infinity Gauntlet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created the Infinity Gauntlet and the Infinity Stones.<br />
EDIT EDIT: But Thanos stole them after Gmaas died for 0.31415926535 seconds.<br />
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-Gmaas killed Thanos with a swat of Gmaas's tail. Gmaas barfed and created a furball, which lead to a new dimension, where he put a newly revived Thanos to become a farmer, when Thor aimed for the head. Gmaas got mad and made him fat<br />
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- Gmaas won an infinite amount of games against AlphaGo and Gary Kasparov while eating dinner.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a pet: [[sseraj]]. Gmaas likes to play chess with his pets.<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten [[Primitive Pythagorean Triple]] and [[Proofs without words]] and is the second longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome [[2008 iTest Problems]], which has around 73,000 bytes. <br />
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- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas can turn things into gold.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything.<br />
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- Gmaas can eat lava.<br />
EDIT: Everyone can eat lava once. After you eat it once, you die.<br />
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- Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem.<br />
EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The fee has gone up. It is now 1,000,000 dollars for one math problem. Gmaas's technician made a mistake and messed up his calculations by accident.<br />
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- Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect.<br />
EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.<br />
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- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at [[Talk:Gmaas]].<br />
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- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time.<br />
EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his [[AoPS]] account was when he had slow internet. For Gmaas, "slow internet" happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage.<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: You are also Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59, metric time.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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- Gmaas says hello.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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- Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch.<br />
EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten.<br />
EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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- <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat.<br />
EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has a last digit, which it does not.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes we do.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: I do too.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise. <br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures.<br />
EDIT EDIT: They aren't dead. They're still alive.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: They are all dead reincarnations of Gmaas. Gmaas only has one reincarnation at a time. He is right now a cat living in [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: How many times do we say this?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Very many times.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has used his catfish power several times.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once used all his powers 3141592653589793238462643383279 times in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree.<br />
EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can break anything except for Gmaas's logic. It is too strong.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
EDIT: Tacocat is really just what happens when Gmaas sheds. Shedding is annoying for Gmaas, so he sheds no more. Therefore, there are only 271,828,182 tacocats in the world.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
EDIT: Because Taco Bell doesn't serve tacocats.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash.<br />
EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar.<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created every universe.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Right now he is a cat, but many of his lives have been other species.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism.<br />
EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmaas is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmass, Gmass, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in [[sseraj]]'s house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM.<br />
EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society has just reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They researched this for three years.<br />
EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the [[Gmaasology]] page for more information on these projects and others made by the Interuniversal Gmaas Society.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the [[Gmaathamatics]] page.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He absorbed them and became colorful for 0.271828182846 seconds.<br />
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- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas.<br />
EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his own holy book, so he lets people write it for free.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not like being called lazy. Our language is simply too unimportant for him to waste time on.<br />
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- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball.<br />
EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas caught Johnny Johnny eating sugar and lying. He is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented the world.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe.<br />
EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts.<br />
EDIT: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058% of accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving.<br />
EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he wants to take a break and dies.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- All hail the Gmaas cloud!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei and cats.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: One he ate it. it tasted bad, so he didn't ever eat it again.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble.<br />
EDIT EDIT: King Arthur lives on paper flour bags. He came bach when the Welsh people didn't have enough bread.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas ate it again on April 31, 2019.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural.<br />
EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?)<br />
EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas typed through everyone's account.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was Jon Snow's parents for 0.3141592653589793238 seconds, but it felt weird. So he became Gmaas again.<br />
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- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die.<br />
EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars.<br />
EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas ate cat-food today.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas made Dream Island. And he ate it. It tasted like dirt.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I'll just go check. Aaaaaaaaah! He is in my kitchen. He is eating everything! He sees me! I am dyingiuhbjhjucbfwiknjfwvkjwfvnkfvw<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas made the Iron Throne.<br />
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- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has only died two times. Other times he was putting on a magic show. The kids were very impressed.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has died and reincarnated thousands of times.<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does that.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: But Gmaas did not want people disrupting his beauty sleep. So he changed it.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives.<br />
EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas created J K Rowling. Therefore, he created Harry Potter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has strong logic. No one can break it. Not even Gmaas himself. He is still trying to this day.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second.<br />
EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them.<br />
EDIT: I don't.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- When he is hyper, Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas eats unicorns jumping on rainbows like a toddler eats Goldfish.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas thinks McDonald's is not good enough for him.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
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- Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is hiring AoPSers to edit the [[Gmaasalaxy]] page. Pay is O Gmaa<math>'s per 57298735623948756 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
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- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created your device.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is your device.<br />
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- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is always already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus.<br />
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- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets </math>\infty<math>.<br />
EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite number is </math>\pi<math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created </math>\pi<math>, as well as most other constants, such as </math>e<math> and </math>\sqrt{2}<math>.<br />
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- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's.<br />
EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented a new season on Feb. 31, 2019 called wintrsummer. It is spring but transcends spring.<br />
<br />
- The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster.<br />
<br />
- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned, and Ms. Norris was petrified.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he gave Gmaas a haircut.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter. EDIT: Gmaas is Camp Jupiter, he is also Camp Half-Blood.<br />
EDIT EDIT: How?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him. EDIT: Gmaas is Percy Jackson. In fact, you are Gmaas but Gmaas is not you<br />
<br />
- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows that the Blood Moon is just the red dot. He has not caught it yet.<br />
- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of longest chain of edits on [[AoPS]] Wiki.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas makes the edits. He is in your head spinning edits in your brain.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is made to be edited.<br />
<br />
- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate the chess pieces after. It tasted funny.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power. EDIT: Gmaas does not shed, and will eat anyone who has Gmaas hair.<br />
<br />
- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thanos's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones. EDIT: Gmaas is Thanos.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
EDIT: Napoleon was Gmaas's slave.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is why he looks grumpy in the memes.<br />
<br />
- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas controls the MAA.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas revived Grumpy cat because he has not other rival.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe.<br />
EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
EDIT: Notice how this sentences says "living being," so Gmaas might be dummer than some dead perso.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can hack any website he desires.<br />
EDIT: He can edit any website with the words Gmaas in it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: AoPS includes the word Gmaas right here, so Gmaas can hack it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology.<br />
EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around </math>12<math> dollars!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those </math>12<math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Why would he do that?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
EDIT: Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas saw Yoda's birth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: This is all not true.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
[[sseraj]]’s life was never the same afterwards.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created [[sseraj]]. He is a Gmaas, but without the face, body, legs, and tail.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
<br />
- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
EDIT: Because Gmaas accidentally died. He defeated "I am sand" 314,159,265 times after.<br />
<br />
- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also loves Catch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over </math>289547987693<math> robux and </math>190348<math> in CPR.<br />
<br />
- This is all hypothetical.<br />
EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31,415,926,535,897,932,384,626,433,832,795,028,841,971,693,993,751,058,209,749,445,923,078,164,062,862,089,986,280,348,253,421,170,679,821,480,865,132,823,066,470,938,446,095,505,822,317,253,594,081,284,811,174,502,841,027,019,385,211,055,596,446,229,489,549,303,819,644,288,109,756,659,334,461,284,756,482,337,867,831,652,712,019,091,456,485,669,234,603,486,104,543,266,482,133,936,072,602,491,412,737,245,870,066,063,155,881,748,815,209,209,628,292,540,917,153,643,678,925,903,600,113,305,305,488,204,665,213,841,469,519,415,116,094,330,572,703,657,595,919,530,921,861,173,819,326,117,931,051,185,480,744,623,799,627,495,673,518,857,527,248,912,279,381,830,119,491,298,336,733,624,406,566,430,860,213,949,463,952,247,371,907,021,798,609,437,027,705,392,171,762,931,767,523,846,748,184,676,694,051,320,005,681,271,452,635,608,277,857,713,427,577,896,091,736,371,787,214,684,409,012,249,534,301,465,495,853,710,507,922,796,892 buckets of tea.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3,141,592,653,589,793,238,462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on [[AoPS]] to write his holy book for him. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy.<br />
EDIT: He is professor of [[Gmaasology]] there.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
<br />
- He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the owner of [[sseraj]], not his pet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- After death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once slept on [[sseraj]]'s private water bed, so [[sseraj]] locked him in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given </math>10^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}<math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives with [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability </math>\frac{3972}{7891}<math>), or malnourished (with probability </math>\frac{3919}{7891}<math>) by [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas employs AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and [[sseraj]] into [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly [[sseraj]] rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real ons on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He also has not edited the Gmaas article, the [[Talk: Gmaas]] article, the<br />
<br />
- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
<br />
- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
EDIT: He is both.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in [[sseraj]]'s fridge.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once ate all [[sseraj]]'s fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then Gmaas ate all the food in [[sseraj]]'s freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.<br />
EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than [[sseraj]]'s fridge to live in.<br />
<br />
List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
<br />
- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
<br />
- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
<br />
- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] 2 (1440)<br />
<br />
- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
<br />
- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] A (1488)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A (1170)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] B (1529)<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
<br />
- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
<br />
- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
<br />
- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1142<br />
<br />
- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
<br />
- Advanced [[Gmaasology]] and Gmaas Conjuring 1137<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1207<br />
<br />
- Posting student surveys<br />
<br />
- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
<br />
- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] Problem Series 1200<br />
<br />
- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1138<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] B 1112<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
<br />
- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
<br />
- The Gmaathamatics School of [[Gmaasology]]<br />
<br />
- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
<br />
- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1710 9/24/2018<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1369<br />
<br />
- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1177<br />
<br />
Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:<br />
<br />
- Cat Gathering 1222<br />
<br />
− Introduction to Geometry 1190<br />
<br />
− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110<br />
<br />
− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1447<br />
<br />
− Introduction to Geometry 1535<br />
<br />
− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A 1392<br />
<br />
- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad [[Gmaasology]] 1148.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into [[Gmaasology]] 2 1163. However, the danger is passed. That class is over.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once snuck into [[sseraj]]'s email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But he likes penguins. (As snacks.)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
<br />
- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
<br />
- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
<br />
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
<br />
(Look at the acronym.)<br />
<br />
GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a </math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}<math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.</math><br />
<br />
- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door waiting to pounce on you.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. <br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A user has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond.<br />
EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with Ricard Rusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, [[sseraj]] posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Introduction to Geometry, [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease. EDIT: Gmaas infiltrated Superman's body, then made him kill himself. So, Superman killed Superman. <br />
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- Gmaas is an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1496 [[Gmaasology]] 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: [[sseraj]] always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, but never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemons.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas met Mike Miller. EDIT: Gmaas ate Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at [[sseraj]] once, so Gmaas locked [[sseraj]] in [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Then, [[sseraj]] decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: [[sseraj]] could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious.<br />
EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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- Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants.<br />
EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
EDIT: He lives in [[sseraj]]'s house. EDIT EDIT: [[sseraj]] lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- Gmaas<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric [[Gmaasology]] 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time. EDIT EDIT: This is also false, you are Gmaas and Gmaas owns you.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians". EDIT: He is the universe<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. EDIT EDIT: He is behind you.<br />
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- Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being.<br />
EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry cat.<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: [[sseraj]] is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- [[5space]] (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators. EDIT EDIT: He owns Himself.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning. EDIT EDIT: He is air conditioning, in fact he is the entire universe. <br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun.<br />
EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.<br />
EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.<br />
EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: [[sseraj]]]<br />
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- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris.<br />
EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.<br />
EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper.<br />
EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time.<br />
EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow.<br />
EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<br />
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<math>\text{Gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. <br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests.<br />
EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better. <br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called [[Gmaathamatics]]. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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- <math>\gmaas</math><br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EIDT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900994657640789512694683983525957098258226205224894077267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978859597729754989301617539284681382686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246808459872736446958486538367362226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359977001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285060168427394522674676788952521385225499546667278239864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743241125150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613655497818931297848216829989487226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799344037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457138687519435064302184531910484810053706146806749192781911979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502252316038819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014215030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325186660021324340881907104863317346496514539057962685610055081066587969981635747363840525714591028970641401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360072305587631763594218731251471205329281918261861258673215791984148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769751456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate. <br />
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- Gmass is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is Big Chungus EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He was Big Chungus for 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940772671947826848260147699090264013639443745530506820349625245174939965143142980919065925093722169646151570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943104997252468084598727364469584865383673622262609912460805124388439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608944169486855584840635342207222582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782398645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411251507606947945109659609402522887971089314566913686722874894056010150330861792868092087476091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880485756401427047755513237964145152374623436454285844479526586782105114135473573952311342716610213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021845319104848100537061468067491927819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217999839101591956181467514269123974894090718649423196156794520809514655022523160388193014209376213785595663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819071048633173464965145390579626856100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706414011097120628043903975951567715770042033786993600723055876317635942187312514712053292819182618612586732157919841484882916447060957527069572209175671167229109816909152801735067127485832228718352093539657251210835791513698820914442100675103346711031412671113699086585163983150197016515116851714376576183515565088490998985998238734552833163550764791853589322618548963213293308985706420467525907091548141654985946163718027098199430992448895757128289059232332609729971208443357326548938239119325974636673058360414281388303203824903758985243744170291327656180937734 seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is only an rough estimate<br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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- Garfield ate Gmaas but then Gmaas ate garfield.<br />
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- Gmaas has an existential crisis every 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374762387462384701892375039482750198374563145982163097480213759610832479218374918265359801273489123659132706487123987501468509128374981236598123747623874623847018923750394827501983745631459821630974802137596108324792183749182653598012734891236591327064871239875014685091283749812365981237476238746238470189237503948275019837456314598216309748021375961083247921837491826535980127348912365913270648712398750146850912837498123659812374 seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas married and then divorced a picture of himself EDIT: He then destroyed all evidence of this by swallowing it and barfing it out as a hairball <br />
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- Gmaas needed light to read and he turned into a lamp called the sun and created 31.415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900994657640789512694683983525957098258226205224894077267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978859597729754989301617539284681382686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246808459872736446958486538367362226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359977001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285060168427394522674676788952521385225499546667278239864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743241125150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613655497818931297848216829989487226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799344037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457138687519435064302184531910484810053706146806749192781911979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502252316038819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014215030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325186660021324340881907104863317346496514539057962685610055081066587969981635747363840525714591028970641401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360072305587631763594218731251471205329281918261861258673215791984148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769751456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of life.<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaasology&diff=105572Gmaasology2019-05-02T14:35:22Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>Gmaasology is the study of [[Gmaas]]. [[Gmaas]] is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology. Gmaasology is also one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. To start learning Gmaasology, click this link: [[Gmaas]], and remember the facts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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Many universities are beginning to offer classes in Gmaasology, but the best place to study Gmaasology is The Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society, which was founded in 1314.[Source: [[Gmaas]]] This is a summary of the projects made by the Society since 1314, when it was founded: (Originally Gmaasology was called Gmaathamatics.)<br />
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- 1314: Foundation of the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence.<br />
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- 1315 - 1498: Search for and copying of ancient and medieval manuscripts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1499: Move to France to a secret basement in François 1st's palace's basement.<br />
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- 1500: Renaming to the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France.<br />
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- 1501 - 1519: Collaboration with Leonardo Da Vinci, who, by the way, was NOT [[Gmaas]] in disguise.<br />
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- 1520: Move back to Florence.<br />
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- 1521: Move to Rome.<br />
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- 1522: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States.<br />
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- 1523 - 1560: Search for ancient statues of [[Gmaas]] in the city of Rome.<br />
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- 1561 - 1565: Headquarters constructed in a secret basement under the Sistine Chapel.<br />
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- 1566 - 1575: Search in Italian libraries for manuscripts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1576 - 1591: Study of [[Gmaas]]'s reincarnating abilities.<br />
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- 1592 - 1601: Campaign to make Gmaathamatics the eight liberal art. This failed.<br />
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- 1602 - 1616: Many universities around Europe begin offering classes in Gmaasology.<br />
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- 1617: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, the Papal States, Pisa, England, Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, and Milan to honor the universities offering Gmaathamatics classes. It was also known as GMSFFPSPESHREM for short.<br />
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- 1618: The university of Prague starts teaching [[Gmaathamatics]], so GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed GMSFFPSPESHREMB. (B stands for Bohemia.)<br />
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- 1619 - 1650: GMSFFPSPESHREM writes a book about how [[Gmaas]] reincarnates. It is called "Rationes Multarum Vivarum Gmaasium," or "The Explanation of the Many Lives of [[Gmaas]]."<br />
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- 1651 - 1655: All European universities stop offering classes in [[Gmaathamatics]] because the immortality of [[Gmaas]] was contrary to the Bible.<br />
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- 1656: GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed "The Gmaathematical Society of Europe," abbreviated as GSE.<br />
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- 1657: The Gmaathematical Society of Europe moves its headquarters to Amsterdam.<br />
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- 1658 - 1675: The GSE amasses every object and text having to do with [[Gmaas]] or [[Gmaathamatics]. This is the reason why [[Gmaas]] is no longer famous; every trace of his existence was acquired by the GSE.<br />
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- 1676 - 1686: The present life of [[Gmaas]] died, so the GSE spent ten years trying to track down his next reincarnation. That reincarnation was an ant, so he died. It took even longer for the GSE to find another reincarnation of [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1687: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Europe to the Gmaathematical Society of the World.<br />
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- 1688 - 1701: The Gmaathematical Society of the World captures [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a dog, and runs experiments on him.<br />
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- 1702: The Gmaathematical Society of the World moves to the New World. It decides to move to San Juan, Puerto Rico, but it keeps a minor location in its former headquarters in Amsterdam. <br />
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- 1703 - 1730: The Gmaathematical Society of the World conducts archeological excavations of Mayan Temple where people worshiped [[Gmaas]]. The artifacts from the dig were sent to their headquarters in Puerto Rico, and the data about the excavation was copied and kept in San Juan and Amsterdam.<br />
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- 1731 - 1754: The Gmaathematical Society of the World excavates the Temple of [[Gmaas]] in Egypt. It opens a temporary minor location near the site.<br />
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- 1755: The minor locations in Egypt and in Amsterdam are closed. All the archaeological artifacts are sent to Puerto Rico.<br />
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- 1755 - 1763: The Seven Years War. The GSE frantically tries to move to Siberia, where it would be safe for the remainder of the war. Luckily, the GSE could save all of its thousands of artifacts, but many Gmaathmaticians died.<br />
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- 1764: Opening of a minor location in Philadelphia.<br />
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- 1800: The Gmaathematical Society of the World moves its headquarters to the basement of the new Library of Congress. It closes its minor location in Philadelphia.<br />
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- Please insert more information about publications, reconstructions, collaborations, innovations, and constructions here.<br />
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- 1913 - 1914: As the World prepares for war, the Universal [[Gmaas]] Society is afraid about the possibility of disaster. The Society opens minor locations in Bogota, Colombia; and Sydney, Australia and start moving archaeological artifacts there.<br />
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- 1915: The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society closes its minor location in Dresden, Germany after all European Gmaasological artifacts are moved to England, the United States, Canada, and Australia.<br />
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- 1916: The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society closes its facilities in London, England and moves the storage and offices in that facility to a minor location in Sydney, Australia.<br />
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- 1917: The sinking of the ship Lusitania killed several eminent Gmaasologists, who were going to France to bring back a medieval statue of [[Gmaas]] that was buried near a battlefield.<br />
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- 1918 - 1928: Reconstruction and documentation of [[Gmaasology]] lost in WW1.<br />
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- 1929 - 1938: Documenting the life of [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a hobo cat.<br />
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- 1939: Closing of the minor location in Paris, France.<br />
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- 1939 - 1945: Effort to move all [[Gmaas]] related materials to the United States.<br />
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- 1946 - 1958: Reconstruction of primary and secondary sources lost in WW2.<br />
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- 1959: Opening of minor location of the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society in Trenton, New Jersey. Reopening of the minor location in Paris, France.<br />
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- 1960 - 1998: Survey and mapping of [[Gmaas]]'s 314,159,265 catfish lives.<br />
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- 1999: Renaming of The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society to the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society because of increased confidence in the multiverse theory.<br />
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- 2000 - 2005: Reconstruction of Newton's Principia Mathematica Gmaasis. (In English, The Mathematical Principles of [[Gmaas]].)<br />
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- 2006: Debate on whether to rename [[Gmaathamatics]] Gmaasology or [[Gmaas]] Studies. Gmaasology won.<br />
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- 2007: Construction of the Building of Gmaasology at Harvard.<br />
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- 2008 - 2015: Completion of twenty comprehensive biographies, each detailing a life of [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 2016 - 2018: Reconstruction of the lost book of Lucretius's De Rerum Natura about [[Gmaas]]. This was made possible by the discovery of the missing pages of the original manuscript in Pompeii.<br />
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- 2019: The burning of Notre Dame causes many of [[Gmaas]]'s bibles to be burnt. Immediate recovery is staged. Luckily, most of [[Gmaas]]'s bibles are located in the United States. The Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society is considering moving its headquarters from the basement of the Library of Congress in Washington D.C. to Anchorage, Alaska, where it would have more room for offices and to display its collection of [[Gmaas]]-related artifacts. The Society also plans to close its minor locations in Trenton, New Jersey; Springfield, Massachusetts; San Juan, Puerto Rico; Vancouver, British Columbia; Paris, France; Sydney, Australia; Bogota, Colombia; and New York City, New York. These locations will be sold. The revenue from these sales will be used to buy land in Anchorage, Alaska and to build a large building on top of it. The Society is also looking for [[Gmaas]], who could help the Society with its construction bills.<br />
This is ridiculous.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=105571Gmaas2019-05-02T14:34:52Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS:<br />
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- Gmaas owns a pet: [[sseraj]].Gmaas likes to play roblox with his pets<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
EDIT: Computer Programming is not a science. EDIT: yes it is<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten [[Primitive Pythagorean Triple]] and [[Proofs without words]] and is the second longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome [[2008 iTest Problems]], which has around 73,000 bytes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything<br />
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- Gmaas can eat lava. <br />
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- Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem.<br />
EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems.<br />
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- Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect.<br />
EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.<br />
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- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at [[Talk:Gmaas]].<br />
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- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time.<br />
EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his [[AoPS]] account was when he had slow internet. "Slow internet," for Gmaas, happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage.<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: You are also Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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- Gmaas says hello.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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- Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch.<br />
EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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- <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has a last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes we do.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: How many times do we say this?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Very many times.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used all his powers 3141592653589793238462643383279 times in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree.<br />
EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash.<br />
EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar.<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism.<br />
EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmaas is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmass, Gmass, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in [[sseraj]]'s house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM.<br />
EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years.<br />
EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the [[Gmaasology]] page for more information on this project.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the [[Gmaathamatics]] page.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
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- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas.<br />
EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his own holy book, so he lets people write it for free.<br />
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- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe.<br />
EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts.<br />
EDIT: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058% of accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving.<br />
EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he wants to take a break and dies.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- All hail the Gmaas cloud!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei and cats.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural.<br />
EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?)<br />
EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
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- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars.<br />
EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas ate [[cat-food]] today.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives.<br />
EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second.<br />
EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them.<br />
EDIT: I don't.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- When he is hyper, Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created your device.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus, which he has done once.<br />
<br />
- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's.<br />
EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas.<br />
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- The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster.<br />
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- Mrs. (nah it should be ms she can’t get a husband) Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned and Ms. Norris was petrified.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he gave Gmaas a haircut.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
<br />
- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of longest chain of edits on [[AoPS]] Wiki.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we?<br />
<br />
- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
<br />
- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
<br />
- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
<br />
- The only god is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed: Where is this a quotation from?)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: he can edit any website with the words gmASS in it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those <math>12</math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I don't know why he would do that.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
<br />
- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas saw Yoda's birth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: This is all not true.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives.<br />
<br />
- [[sseraj]] once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
[[Sseraj]]’s life was never the same afterwards.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
<br />
- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
<br />
- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> Catch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
<br />
- This is all hypothetical.<br />
EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199 buckets of tea.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on [[AoPS]].com to write his holy book. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy.<br />
EDIT: He is professor of [[Gmaasology]] there.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
<br />
- He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the owner of [[sseraj]], not his pet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- After death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once slept on [[sseraj]]'s private water bed, so [[sseraj]] locked him in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives with [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas employs AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and [[sseraj]] into [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly [[sseraj]] rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real ons on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
<br />
- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
EDIT: He is both.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas tends to reside in [[sseraj]]'s fridge.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once ate all [[sseraj]]'s fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
<br />
- Then Gmaas ate all the food in [[sseraj]]'s freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.<br />
EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than [[sseraj]]'s fridge to live in.<br />
<br />
List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
<br />
- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
<br />
- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
<br />
- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] 2 (1440)<br />
<br />
- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
<br />
- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] A (1488)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A (1170)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] B (1529)<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
<br />
- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
<br />
- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
<br />
- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
<br />
- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
<br />
- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1142<br />
<br />
- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
<br />
- Advanced [[Gmaasology]] and Gmaas Conjuring 1137<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1207<br />
<br />
- Posting student surveys<br />
<br />
- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
<br />
- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] Problem Series 1200<br />
<br />
- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1138<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
<br />
- [[Gmaasology]] B 1112<br />
<br />
- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
<br />
- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
<br />
- The Gmaathamatics School of [[Gmaasology]]<br />
<br />
- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
<br />
- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1710 9/24/2018<br />
<br />
- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1369<br />
<br />
- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1177<br />
<br />
Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:<br />
<br />
- Cat Gathering 1222<br />
<br />
− Introduction to Geometry 1190<br />
<br />
− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110<br />
<br />
− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1447<br />
<br />
− Introduction to Geometry 1535<br />
<br />
− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A 1392<br />
<br />
- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad [[Gmaasology]] 1148.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into [[Gmaasology]] 2 1163. However, the danger is passed. That class is over.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once snuck into [[sseraj]]'s email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But he likes penguins. (As snacks.)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
<br />
- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
<br />
- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
<br />
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
<br />
(Look at the acronym.)<br />
<br />
GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door waiting to pounce on you.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. <br />
<br />
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A user has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond.<br />
EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
<br />
- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
<br />
- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
<br />
- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
<br />
- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
<br />
- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with Ricard Rusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, [[sseraj]] posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Introduction to Geometry, [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease. EDIT: Gmaas infiltrated Superman's body, then made him kill himself. So, Superman killed Superman. <br />
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- Gmaas is an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1496 [[Gmaasology]] 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: [[sseraj]] always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, but never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas met Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at [[sseraj]] once, so Gmaas locked [[sseraj]] in [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Then, [[sseraj]] decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: [[sseraj]] could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious.<br />
EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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- Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants.<br />
EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
EDIT: He lives in [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- Gmaas<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric [[Gmaasology]] 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.<br />
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- Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being.<br />
EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry cat.<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: [[sseraj]] is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- [[5space]] (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun.<br />
EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.<br />
EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.<br />
EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: [[sseraj]]]<br />
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- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris.<br />
EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.<br />
EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper.<br />
EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time.<br />
EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow.<br />
EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<br />
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<math>\text{Gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. <br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests.<br />
EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better. <br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called [[Gmaathamatics]]. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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- <math>\gmaas</math><br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EIDT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900994657640789512694683983525957098258226205224894077267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978859597729754989301617539284681382686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246808459872736446958486538367362226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359977001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285060168427394522674676788952521385225499546667278239864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743241125150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613655497818931297848216829989487226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799344037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457138687519435064302184531910484810053706146806749192781911979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502252316038819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014215030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325186660021324340881907104863317346496514539057962685610055081066587969981635747363840525714591028970641401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360072305587631763594218731251471205329281918261861258673215791984148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769751456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate. <br />
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- Gmass is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. <br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaasology&diff=105562Gmaasology2019-05-01T19:12:33Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>Gmaasology is the study of [[Gmaas]]. [[Gmaas]] is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology. Gmaasology is also one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. To start learning Gmaasology, click this link: [[Gmaas]], and remember the facts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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Many universities are beginning to offer classes in Gmaasology, but the best place to study Gmaasology is The Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society, which was founded in 1314.[Source: [[Gmaas]]] This is a summary of the projects made by the Society since 1314, when it was founded: (Originally Gmaasology was called Gmaathamatics.)<br />
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- 1314: Foundation of the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence.<br />
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- 1315 - 1498: Search for and copying of ancient and medieval manuscripts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1499: Move to France to a secret basement in François 1st's palace's basement.<br />
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- 1500: Renaming to the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France.<br />
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- 1501 - 1519: Collaboration with Leonardo Da Vinci, who, by the way, was NOT [[Gmaas]] in disguise.<br />
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- 1520: Move back to Florence.<br />
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- 1521: Move to Rome.<br />
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- 1522: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States.<br />
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- 1523 - 1560: Search for ancient statues of [[Gmaas]] in the city of Rome.<br />
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- 1561 - 1565: Headquarters constructed in a secret basement under the Sistine Chapel.<br />
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- 1566 - 1575: Search in Italian libraries for manuscripts about [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1576 - 1591: Study of [[Gmaas]]'s reincarnating abilities.<br />
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- 1592 - 1601: Campaign to make Gmaathamatics the eight liberal art. This failed.<br />
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- 1602 - 1616: Many universities around Europe begin offering classes in Gmaasology.<br />
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- 1617: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, the Papal States, Pisa, England, Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, and Milan to honor the universities offering Gmaathamatics classes. It was also known as GMSFFPSPESHREM for short.<br />
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- 1618: The university of Prague starts teaching [[Gmaathamatics]], so GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed GMSFFPSPESHREMB. (B stands for Bohemia.)<br />
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- 1619 - 1650: GMSFFPSPESHREM writes a book about how [[Gmaas]] reincarnates. It is called "Rationes Multarum Vivarum Gmaasium," or "The Explanation of the Many Lives of [[Gmaas]]."<br />
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- 1651 - 1655: All European universities stop offering classes in [[Gmaathamatics]] because the immortality of [[Gmaas]] was contrary to the Bible.<br />
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- 1656: GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed "The Gmaathematical Society of Europe," abbreviated as GSE.<br />
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- 1657: The Gmaathematical Society of Europe moves its headquarters to Amsterdam.<br />
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- 1658 - 1675: The GSE amasses every object and text having to do with [[Gmaas]] or [[Gmaathamatics]. This is the reason why [[Gmaas]] is no longer famous; every trace of his existence was acquired by the GSE.<br />
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- 1676 - 1686: The present life of [[Gmaas]] died, so the GSE spent ten years trying to track down his next reincarnation. That reincarnation was an ant, so he died. It took even longer for the GSE to find another reincarnation of [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 1687: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Europe to the Gmaathematical Society of the World.<br />
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- 1688 - 1701: The Gmaathematical Society of the World captures [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a dog, and runs experiments on him.<br />
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- 1702: The Gmaathematical Society of the World moves to the New World. It decides to move to San Juan, Puerto Rico, but it keeps a minor location in its former headquarters in Amsterdam. <br />
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- 1703 - 1730: The Gmaathematical Society of the World conducts archeological excavations of Mayan Temple where people worshiped [[Gmaas]]. The artifacts from the dig were sent to their headquarters in Puerto Rico, and the data about the excavation was copied and kept in San Juan and Amsterdam.<br />
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- 1731 - 1754: The Gmaathematical Society of the World excavates the Temple of [[Gmaas]] in Egypt. It opens a temporary minor location near the site.<br />
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- 1755: The minor locations in Egypt and in Amsterdam are closed. All the archaeological artifacts are sent to Puerto Rico.<br />
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- 1755 - 1763: The Seven Years War. The GSE frantically tries to move to Siberia, where it would be safe for the remainder of the war. Luckily, the GSE could save all of its thousands of artifacts, but many Gmaathmaticians died.<br />
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- 1915: The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society closes its minor location in Dresden, Germany after all European Gmaasological artifacts are moved to England, the United States, Canada, and Australia.<br />
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- 1916: The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society closes its facilities in London, England and moves the storage and offices in that facility to a new minor location in Sydney, Australia.<br />
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- 1917: The sinking of the ship Lusitania killed several eminent Gmaasologists, who were going to France to bring back a medieval statue of [[Gmaas]] that was buried near a battlefield.<br />
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- 1918 - 1928: Reconstruction and documentation of Gmaasology lost in WW1.<br />
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- 1929 - 1938: Documenting the life of [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a hobo cat.<br />
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- 1939: Closing of the minor location in Paris, France.<br />
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- 1939 - 1945: Effort to move all [[Gmaas]] related materials to the United States.<br />
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- 1946 - 1958: Reconstruction of primary and secondary sources lost in WW2.<br />
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- 1959: Opening of minor location of the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society in Trenton, New Jersey. Reopening of the minor location in Paris, France.<br />
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- 1960 - 1998: Survey and mapping of [[Gmaas]]'s 314,159,265 catfish lives.<br />
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- 1999: Renaming of The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society to the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society because of increased confidence in the multiverse theory.<br />
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- 2000 - 2005: Reconstruction of Newton's Principia Mathematica Gmaasis. (In English, The Mathematical Principles of [[Gmaas]].)<br />
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- 2006: Debate on whether to rename [[Gmaathamatics]] Gmaasology or [[Gmaas]] Studies. Gmaasology won.<br />
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- 2007: Construction of the Building of Gmaasology at Harvard.<br />
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- 2008 - 2015: Completion of twenty comprehensive biographies, each detailing a life of [[Gmaas]].<br />
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- 2016 - 2018: Reconstruction of the lost book of Lucretius's De Rerum Natura about [[Gmaas]]. This was made possible by the discovery of the missing pages of the original manuscript in Pompeii.<br />
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- 2019: The burning of Notre Dame causes many of [[Gmaas]]'s bibles to be burnt. Immediate recovery is staged. Luckily, most of [[Gmaas]]'s bibles are located in the United States. The Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society is considering moving its headquarters from the basement of the Library of Congress in Washington D.C. to Anchorage, Alaska, where it would have more room for offices and to display its collection of [[Gmaas]]-related artifacts. The Society also plans to close its minor locations in Trenton, New Jersey; Springfield, Massachusetts; San Juan, Puerto Rico; Vancouver, British Columbia; Paris, France; Sydney, Australia; and New York City, New York. These locations will be sold. The revenue from these sales will be used to buy land in Anchorage, Alaska and to build a large building on top of it. The Society is also looking for [[Gmaas]], who could help the Society with its construction bills.<br />
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS:<br />
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- Gmaas owns a pet: [[sseraj]].Gmaas likes to play roblox with his pets<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MAs in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
EDIT: Computer Programming is not a science.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten [[Primitive Pythagorean Triple]] and [[Proofs without words]] and is the second longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome [[2008 iTest Problems]], which has around 73,000 bytes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas can turn things into gold. EDIT: Gmaas can turn anything into anything<br />
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- Gmaas can eat lava. <br />
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- Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem.<br />
EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's Theorem has real world applications: because Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem, you can use Gmaas to solve math problems. Gmaas is busy, so he charges a fee of one dollar for 1,000,000 math problems.<br />
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- Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.<br />
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- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect.<br />
EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.<br />
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- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at [[Talk:Gmaas]].<br />
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- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time.<br />
EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time. The only time when Gmaas did not control his [[AoPS]] account was when he had slow internet. "Slow internet," for Gmaas, happens when it takes more than a nanosecond to load a webpage.<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: You are also Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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- Gmaas says hello.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt strange, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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- Gmaas, in addition to being the oldest cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch.<br />
EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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- <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has a last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The editors of the Gmaas article like to make long chains of edits, don't we?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes we do.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: How many times do we say this?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Very many times.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used all his powers 3141592653589793238462643383279 times in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree.<br />
EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash.<br />
EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar.<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism.<br />
EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
EDIT: In case you don't know already, the name Gmaas is spelled Gmaas. Alternative spellings include GMAAS, gmaas, gmass, Gmass, Gmail, Maas, G. Maas, G. Mass, Gabriel Maas, Genius of Maas, and the big fluffy kitty who lives in [[sseraj]]'s house. These are no longer accepted spellings, and Gmaas is the current acceptable spelling.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM.<br />
EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years.<br />
EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the [[Gmaasology]] page for more information on this project.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the [[Gmaathamatics]] page.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
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- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas.<br />
EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his own holy book, so he lets people write it for free.<br />
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- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa.<br />
EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe.<br />
EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts.<br />
EDIT: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058% of accounts on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is both living and nonliving.<br />
EDIT: He is living 90% of the time. Every once in a while he wants to take a break and dies.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
<br />
- All hail the Gmaas cloud!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei and cats.<br />
<br />
- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is both singular and plural.<br />
EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaases. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaasis, m.)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?)<br />
EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
<br />
- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won all the wars.<br />
EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
<br />
- Gmail was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas ate [[cat-food]] today.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
<br />
- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that.<br />
<br />
- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is over 90000 years old.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives.<br />
EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
<br />
- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
EDIT: See a few posts above for more information about Gmaas and catfish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite by traveling to the edge of the universe in a second.<br />
EDIT: He has never repeated this experiment because Gmaas is busy and has better things to do.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
<br />
- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them.<br />
EDIT: I don't.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Then how come Gmaas hasn't melted?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- When he is hyper, Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has too much mayonnaise.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas colonized Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the whole universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.<br />
EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
EDIT: He is made out of exotic matter.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he would start the game with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup, including you, at the same time in a fraction of a second, even if you are watching from a device.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created your device.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly except for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas is handed a 3x3 Rubik's Cube, it is already solved. Why? The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
<br />
- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus, which he has done once.<br />
<br />
- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
EDIT: He gets a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be more than Scrooge's.<br />
EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also experiences a fifth season called wintrautumn. It happens during November and December and is the cross between fall and winter. Everything is dreary, but there is no snow. Gmaas spends wintrautumn in his house on Venus, where he is incinerated daily. He reincarnates every night through the power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- The Earth and all known planets are Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster.<br />
<br />
- Mrs. (nah it should be ms she can’t get a husband) Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned and Ms. Norris was petrified.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he gave Gmaas a haircut.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
<br />
- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
<br />
- I am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This chain of edits has superseded another chain of edits on this page for the record of longest chain of edits on [[AoPS]] Wiki.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: But the edits in this chain tend to be shorter than most.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: You're right. But we sure do love strings of edits, don't we?<br />
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- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess game. Gmaas won every round.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was only captured in his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
<br />
- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
<br />
- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.<br />
EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
<br />
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
<br />
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
<br />
- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
<br />
- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore.<br />
EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350 to make a church bell. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
<br />
- The only god is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
<br />
- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed: Where is this a quotation from?)<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas can hack any website he desires. EDIT: he can edit any website with the words gmASS in it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those <math>12</math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
EDIT EDIT: I don't know why he would do that.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
<br />
- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas saw Yoda's birth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was Yoda's father.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Was Gmaas green like Yoda back then?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why?<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: This is all not true.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has an infinite number of lives.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
[[Sseraj]]’s life was never the same afterwards.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris, The Rock, and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AoPS best, however.<br />
<br />
- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
<br />
- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
<br />
- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> Catch that fish.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
<br />
- This is all hypothetical.<br />
EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar.<br />
EDIT: That is incorrect. Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
<br />
- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.<br />
EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas went into a black hole and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199 buckets of tea.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).<br />
EDIT: This is Gmaas's holy, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462. Gmaas is too lazy to write this book himself or to hire someone to do this for him, so he has assembled a group of unpaid freelancers on [[AoPS]].com to write his holy book. He is watching it grow. However, Gmaas sometimes sees a comment that he does not like on the Gmaas article. He possesses an editor of Gmaas and makes him/her delete it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy.<br />
EDIT: He is professor of [[Gmaasology]] there.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is addicted to tuna, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)<br />
EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
<br />
- He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.92653589793238462 PM.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the owner of [[sseraj]], not his pet.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas.<br />
<br />
- After death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once slept on [[sseraj]]'s private water bed, so [[sseraj]] locked him in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^{1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas lives with [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas employs AoPS.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and [[sseraj]] into [[sseraj]].<br />
<br />
- Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
EDIT: This is becoming more and more infrequent. Sadly [[sseraj]] rarely posts pictures of Gmaas before classes anymore.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real ons on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
<br />
- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
EDIT: He is both.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: The profile for Gmaas on the list of AoPS teachers does not mention him being a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above post is irrelevant. Gmaas hides his identity under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
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- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
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- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- Gmaas is famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
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- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is never listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
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- Gmaas tends to reside in [[sseraj]]'s fridge.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate all [[sseraj]]'s fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
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- Then Gmaas ate all the food in [[sseraj]]'s freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas also ate [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.<br />
EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than [[sseraj]]'s fridge to live in.<br />
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List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] 2 (1440)<br />
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- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] A (1488)<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A (1170)<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] B (1529)<br />
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- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1142<br />
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- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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- Advanced [[Gmaasology]] and Gmaas Conjuring 1137<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1207<br />
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- Posting student surveys<br />
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- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] Problem Series 1200<br />
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- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1138<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] B 1112<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- The Gmaathamatics School of [[Gmaasology]]<br />
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- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1710 9/24/2018<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1369<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1177<br />
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Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:<br />
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- Cat Gathering 1222<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1190<br />
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− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110<br />
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− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1447<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1535<br />
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− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A 1392<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad [[Gmaasology]] 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into [[Gmaasology]] 2 1163. However, the danger is passed. That class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into [[sseraj]]'s email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But he likes penguins. (As snacks.)<br />
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- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
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- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
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- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
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http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
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(Look at the acronym.)<br />
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GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door waiting to pounce on you.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. <br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A user has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond.<br />
EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with Ricard Rusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, [[sseraj]] posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Introduction to Geometry, [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease. EDIT: Gmaas infiltrated Superman's body, then made him kill himself. So, Superman killed Superman. <br />
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- Gmaas is an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1496 [[Gmaasology]] 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: [[sseraj]] always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, but never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas met Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at [[sseraj]] once, so Gmaas locked [[sseraj]] in [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Then, [[sseraj]] decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: [[sseraj]] could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious.<br />
EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.<br />
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- Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants.<br />
EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow.<br />
EDIT: He lives in [[sseraj]]'s house.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- Gmaas<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric [[Gmaasology]] 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.<br />
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- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.<br />
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- Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really?<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being.<br />
EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry cat.<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: [[sseraj]] is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- [[5space]] (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture:<br />
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- BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting?<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was angry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.<br />
EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun.<br />
EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.<br />
EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.<br />
EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.<br />
EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas created mathematics.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: [[sseraj]]]<br />
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- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris.<br />
EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.<br />
EDIT: No one can travel faster than light. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son.<br />
EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper.<br />
EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS.<br />
EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas is a quantum particle.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time.<br />
EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow.<br />
EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives.<br />
EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<br />
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<math>\text{Gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP<br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.<br />
<br />
- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. <br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests.<br />
EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better. <br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called [[Gmaathamatics]]. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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- <math>\gmaas</math><br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EIDT: Gmaas is AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.<br />
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- Gmaas made 31.415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900994657640789512694683983525957098258226205224894077267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978859597729754989301617539284681382686838689427741559918559252459539594310499725246808459872736446958486538367362226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359977001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584560285060168427394522674676788952521385225499546667278239864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743241125150760694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613655497818931297848216829989487226588048575640142704775551323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799344037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457138687519435064302184531910484810053706146806749192781911979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502252316038819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014215030680384477345492026054146659252014974428507325186660021324340881907104863317346496514539057962685610055081066587969981635747363840525714591028970641401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360072305587631763594218731251471205329281918261861258673215791984148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654893823911932597463667305836041428138830320382490375898524374417029132765618093773444030707469211201913020330380197621101100449293215160842444859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243410773226978028073189154411010446823252716201052652272111660396665573092547110557853763466820653109896526918620564769312570586356620185581007293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185560845529654126654085306143444318586769751456614068007002378776591344017127494704205622305389945613140711270004078547332699390814546646458807972708266830634328587856983% of memes. EDIT: This is incorrect. This is only an estimate. <br />
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- Gmass is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate Big Chungus. EDIT: Gmaas also once ate cat food. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas hates cat food. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas also hates dog food. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas does not need to eat, he is an all-conquering god who never/rarely dies. <br />
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- Garfield is Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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-Gmaas didn't create the world. He didn't create the universe. The didn't create multiverses. He is the world. He is the universe. He is the multiverses<br />
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-Gmaas has a cult with many followers. This is the page for his followers. They pray to him and remember him for his deeds.<br />
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-None of this is true. Except for maybe that last one.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gmaas&diff=105075Gmaas2019-04-01T17:33:35Z<p>Samuraia: </p>
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<div>THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS:<br />
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- Gmaas owns a pet: [[sseraj]].<br />
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- Gmaas has a forum: https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c593341_gmaas<br />
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- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.<br />
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- Gmass can turn things into gold<br />
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- Gmass can eat lava<br />
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- Gmaas does not have a gender or age. Gmaas could only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time and couldn't be measured by humans. <br />
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- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.<br />
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- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at [[Talk:Gmaas]].<br />
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- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time.<br />
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- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MA's in [[Gmaasology]].<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming.<br />
EDIT: Computer Programming is not a science.<br />
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- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever.<br />
EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)<br />
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- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: You are also Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59.<br />
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- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.<br />
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- Gmaas is Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.<br />
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- Gmaas says hello.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.<br />
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- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick all at the same time. It felt weird, so Gmaas stopped.<br />
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- Gmaas, in addition to being the longest-lived cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and (admittedly) the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.<br />
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- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas exists in <math>2\pi^2</math> dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.<br />
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- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.<br />
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- <math>\pi</math> is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number <math>\pi</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of <math>\pi</math>.<br />
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- <math>e</math> is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number <math>e</math> was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of <math>e</math>.<br />
EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that <math>e</math> has a last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in <math>\frac{1}{\infty}</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas is the creator of everything.<br />
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- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used all his powers 3141592653589793238462643383279 times in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke.<br />
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- Gmaas once broke a Nokia.<br />
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- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.<br />
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- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.<br />
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- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar (D&D reference).<br />
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- Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
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- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yeah we've said that already.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it.<br />
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- Gmaas started pastafarianism.<br />
EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.<br />
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- Gmaas can eat your hand, but he probably won't because hands taste bad.<br />
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- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".<br />
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- The Interuniversal Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the [[Gmaasology]] page for more information on this project.<br />
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- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the [[Gmaathamatics]] page.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.<br />
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- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.<br />
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- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual bible where everyone edits it.<br />
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- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips.<br />
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- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats.<br />
EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records.<br />
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- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.<br />
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- Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: 3.14159265365789793238462...% of account on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time.<br />
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.<br />
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- All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei and cats.<br />
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it.<br />
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- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it.<br />
EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a rabbit.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet.<br />
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- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular.<br />
EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaasses. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmassis, m.)<br />
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- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is typing through your account.<br />
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- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.<br />
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- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen.<br />
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- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.<br />
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- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article.<br />
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- Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.<br />
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- Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe.<br />
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- Gmaas ate cat-food today.<br />
EDIT: He also ate it yesterday.<br />
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.<br />
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.<br />
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.<br />
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.<br />
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- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.<br />
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.<br />
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- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.<br />
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- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.<br />
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- Gmaas created everything after puking.<br />
EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that.<br />
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- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.<br />
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- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas created the catfish.<br />
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 1 second.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.<br />
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- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.<br />
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- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.<br />
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- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.<br />
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- Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the universe.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.<br />
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- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.<br />
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.<br />
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- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.<br />
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- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Costco.<br />
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- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, Gmaas would automatically beat any team.<br />
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- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.<br />
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.<br />
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except once when Gmaas was making a bet with Zeus.<br />
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- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.<br />
EDIT: He got a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite number is <math>\pi</math>. It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas created <math>\pi</math>, as well as most other constants, such as <math>e</math> and <math>\sqrt{2}</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.<br />
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.<br />
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- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus.<br />
EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.<br />
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.<br />
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- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas's hairballs.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.<br />
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- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster.<br />
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- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.<br />
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- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.<br />
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- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.<br />
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- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.<br />
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- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.<br />
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- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.<br />
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- I am Gmaas.<br />
EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you.<br />
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- I am also Gmaas.<br />
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- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.<br />
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- But it is I who am Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is us all.<br />
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- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.<br />
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- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.<br />
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- Gmaas crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.<br />
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- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.<br />
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- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."<br />
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- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother.<br />
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- Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.<br />
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- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.<br />
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- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.<br />
EDIT: That is because he is a god.<br />
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- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.<br />
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- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.<br />
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.<br />
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- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.<br />
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- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.<br />
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- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.<br />
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- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.<br />
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- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.<br />
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- The only god is Gmaas.<br />
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.<br />
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- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed Where is this a quotation from?)<br />
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- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.<br />
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- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of Wikipedia.<br />
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- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.<br />
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- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.<br />
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- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those <math>12</math> dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash.<br />
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- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.<br />
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- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.<br />
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- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.<br />
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- Gmaas was there when Yoda was born. EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father.<br />
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true.<br />
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.<br />
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- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.<br />
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- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.<br />
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).<br />
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- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> Catch that fish.<br />
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- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.<br />
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- This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect.<br />
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- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers.<br />
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- The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.<br />
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- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.<br />
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- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.<br />
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- Gmaas went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.<br />
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- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's bible, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is most alive.<br />
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- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.<br />
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- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.<br />
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- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.<br />
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- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.<br />
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- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology.<br />
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- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.<br />
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- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.<br />
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- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.<br />
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- Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.<br />
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- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.<br />
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- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.<br />
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- Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.<br />
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- Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not pet.<br />
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- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.<br />
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- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas.<br />
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- After death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Rick Rolling.<br />
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- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)].<br />
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- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.<br />
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- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.<br />
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- Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom).<br />
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- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.<br />
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- Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.<br />
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- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.<br />
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- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.<br />
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.<br />
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- Gmaas lives with sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool.<br />
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- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>) by sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.<br />
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- Gmaas employs AoPS.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.<br />
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- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.<br />
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- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.<br />
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- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.<br />
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- Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.<br />
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- Gmaas sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.<br />
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- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas.<br />
EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real ons on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum.<br />
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- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.<br />
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- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke).<br />
EDIT: He is both.<br />
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- Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.<br />
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- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.<br />
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- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...<br />
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- Gmaas is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.<br />
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- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.<br />
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- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is not listed in the acknowledgments section.<br />
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- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate all [[sseraj]]'s fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.<br />
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- Then Gmaas ate all the food in [[sseraj]]'s freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most.<br />
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- Gmaas also ate [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.<br />
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.<br />
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.<br />
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- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than [[sseraj]]'s fridge to live in.<br />
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List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:<br />
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- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida<br />
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- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.<br />
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- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] 2 (1440)<br />
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- Alligator Swamp A 1072<br />
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- Alligator Swamp B 1073<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] A (1488)<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A (1170)<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] B (1529)<br />
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- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221<br />
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- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125<br />
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- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)<br />
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- The other side of the ice in Antarctica<br />
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- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1221 (Taught by sseraj)<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1142<br />
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- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1137<br />
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- Intermediate Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1207<br />
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- Posting student surveys<br />
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- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203<br />
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- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] Problem Series 1200<br />
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- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1138<br />
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- Intermediate Number Theory 1476<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204 on July 27, 2016<br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] B 1112<br />
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- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16<br />
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- Nowhere Else, Tasmania<br />
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- Earth Dimension C-137<br />
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- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.<br />
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- Intermediate [[Gmaasology]] 1710 9/24/2018<br />
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- Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1369<br />
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- Introduction to Gmaas and [[Gmaasology]] 1177<br />
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Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:<br />
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- Cat Gathering 1222<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1190<br />
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− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110<br />
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− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1447<br />
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− Introduction to Geometry 1535<br />
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− Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] A 13d92<br />
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- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).<br />
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- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad [[Gmaasology]] 1148.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into [[Gmaasology]] 2 1163. However, the danger is passed; that class is over.<br />
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- Gmaas once snuck into [[sseraj]]'s email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to [[Gmaasology]] 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.<br />
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- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.<br />
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- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them. EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin. EDIT EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas. EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin. EDIT EDIT: He exists.<br />
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.<br />
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- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.<br />
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- Aha!! An impostor!!<br />
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http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service<br />
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(Look at the acronym.)<br />
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GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.<br />
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.<br />
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- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door waiting to pounce on you.<br />
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- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. <br />
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.<br />
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.<br />
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned. EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A ueser has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.<br />
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond. EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.<br />
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.<br />
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.<br />
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- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.<br />
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.<br />
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- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.<br />
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.<br />
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.<br />
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.<br />
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- It has been confirmed that Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.<br />
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.<br />
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.<br />
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.<br />
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.<br />
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.<br />
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.<br />
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.<br />
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.<br />
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.<br />
EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.<br />
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.<br />
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is "Gmaas's person."<br />
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.<br />
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.<br />
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.<br />
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)<br />
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.<br />
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.<br />
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.<br />
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- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.<br />
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- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, [[sseraj]] posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)<br />
EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.<br />
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.<br />
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- Gmaas was an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat. :D<br />
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.<br />
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Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:<br />
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.<br />
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk<br />
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- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.<br />
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.<br />
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- [[sseraj]], in 1496 [[Gmaasology]] 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: sseraj always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.<br />
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.<br />
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.<br />
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- Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png<br />
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- Gmaas is known by Mike Miller.<br />
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- Gmaas got mad at [[sseraj]] once, so [[sseraj]] locked Gmaas in [[sseraj]]'s freezer.<br />
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- Then, [[sseraj]] decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: [[sseraj]] could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.<br />
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- Gmaas ate a pie.<br />
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- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.<br />
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- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious.<br />
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- Gmaas can talk.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.<br />
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.<br />
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- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.<br />
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- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house.<br />
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'<br />
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- sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)<br />
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- Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gray.<br />
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- It is rumored that Richard Rusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.<br />
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton.<br />
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.<br />
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".<br />
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.<br />
EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.<br />
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- Gmaas is a rumored a Persian smoke ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.<br />
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- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.<br />
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.<br />
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- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.<br />
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.<br />
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- Gmaas made, and currently owns the Matrix.<br />
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- The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion. EDIT: Nope.<br />
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.<br />
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- Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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− Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal.<br />
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- Gmaas is a furry cat.<br />
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.<br />
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- [[sseraj]] has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: [[sseraj]] is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.<br />
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- Gmaas hates K-pop.<br />
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.<br />
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.<br />
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.<br />
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- [[5space]] (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns most AoPS site administrators.<br />
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Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg<br />
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif<br />
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He was also sighted here.<br />
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Gmaas in Popular Culture - BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.<br />
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- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.<br />
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project<br />
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.<br />
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.<br />
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.<br />
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.<br />
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- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.<br />
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- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.<br />
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.<br />
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA<br />
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o<br />
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting: [2]<br />
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [3]<br />
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- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]<br />
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.<br />
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img><br />
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis, but decided to eat food, which calmed him down.<br />
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.<br />
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- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats.<br />
EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.<br />
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.<br />
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- Gmaas has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.<br />
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.<br />
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- Gmaas has been spotted in many classes, such as AMC 8 Basics.<br />
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- Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented A.C.<br />
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- Gmaas invented air conditioning.<br />
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.<br />
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.<br />
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.<br />
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.<br />
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.<br />
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEd. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.<br />
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.<br />
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.<br />
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- Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.<br />
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.<br />
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.<br />
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- Gmaas invented the alphabet.<br />
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- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.<br />
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.<br />
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.<br />
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.<br />
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.<br />
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- Gmaas created Life.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)<br />
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− Gmaas also created mathematics itself.<br />
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- Gmaas does not like Roblox.<br />
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- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: seeraj]<br />
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- Gmaas got to <math>infty</math> in Flappy Bird.<br />
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- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.<br />
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- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.<br />
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.<br />
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- Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.<br />
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- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.<br />
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- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.<br />
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- Gmaas can see the future and change it.<br />
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.<br />
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- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.<br />
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- Gmaas can read 5 books at once.<br />
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- Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.<br />
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- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.<br />
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- Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light.<br />
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- Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.<br />
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- Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.<br />
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- Gmaas likes lollipops.<br />
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- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.<br />
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.<br />
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- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.<br />
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- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.<br />
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- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.<br />
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- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.<br />
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- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.<br />
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- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.<br />
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- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.<br />
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- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!<br />
EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him?<br />
EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.<br />
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<math>\text{Gmaas is right behind you}</math><br />
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- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.<br />
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- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.<br />
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- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.<br />
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- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.<br />
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- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.<br />
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- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.<br />
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- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of the communist society on Mars.<br />
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- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO. <br />
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- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests.<br />
EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.<br />
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- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.<br />
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- Time, of course, is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.<br />
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- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he was a cat.<br />
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-Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrodinger, but he left because Schrodinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrodinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.<br />
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- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better. <br />
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- [[Gmaasology]] used to be called [[Gmaathamatics]]. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the [[Gmaasology]] page. That page needs expanding.<br />
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- \Gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.<br />
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- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas since he's jealous. He's not.<br />
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- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.<br />
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- Gmaas has been everyone in the world. EDIT: He has been everyone in the universe and multiverse.<br />
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- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.<br />
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-None of this is true. Gmaas isn't even active anymore.</div>Samuraiahttps://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php?title=AoPS_Wiki:FAQ&diff=101103AoPS Wiki:FAQ2019-01-30T19:54:39Z<p>Samuraia: /* I got the message "Too many messages." when trying to send a private message, why? */</p>
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This is a community created list of Frequently Asked Questions about Art of Problem Solving. If you have a request to edit or add a question on this page, please make it [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=416&t=414129 here].<br />
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== General==<br />
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==== Can I change my username? ====<br />
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No, unless you contact AoPS personally, which is kind of hard.<br />
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==== Why can't I change my avatar? ====<br />
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: You must be a user for two weeks before being able to change your avatar.<br />
: You can get another avatar by downloading a picture you like and changing the dimensions via Paint or Paint3D.<br />
: Just be happy with what you have.<br />
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==== Something looks weird (e.g., blurry, missing line, etc.) ====<br />
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: This is likely due to your browser zoom level. Please make sure your zoom level is at 100% for correct rendering of the web page.<br />
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==== Can I make more than one account?==== <br />
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:Short answer: No.<br />
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:Long answer: Multiple accounts (multis) are banned on AoPS. Having more than one account leads to issues of not remembering on what account you did what. Using multiple accounts to "game" the system, (e.g. increase rating for posts or in online games) will lead to bans on all accounts associated with you. If you have already made additional accounts, please choose one account and stop using the others.<br />
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====What software does Art of Problem Solving use to run the website?====<br />
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:* Search: Solr<br />
:* Wiki: MediaWiki<br />
:* Asymptote and <math>\text{\LaTeX}</math> are generated through their respective binary packages<br />
:* Videos: YouTube<br />
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:All other parts of the website are custom built.<br />
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====Can you make an AoPS App?====<br />
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:No. Contrary to popular opinion, any app built would be less functional than the website. Any features missing on the website in phone view would also be missing in an app as an app doesn't magically make the screen bigger. In addition, the logistics and costs involved are too great.<br />
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== Forums ==<br />
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====How do I create a forum?====<br />
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:To create an AoPS forum, a user must be on the AoPS community for at least 2 weeks. To create a forum, hover over the community tab, then click "My AoPS." You should now see your avatar, and a list of your friends. Now, click on the "My Forums" tab. There, you would be able to see which forum you moderate or administrate, as well as the private forums you can access. Click on the "+" button at the top right. This should lead you to a forum creating page.<br />
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====Why do some posts say they were posted in the future?====<br />
:The AoPS clock is based on the official Naval Observatory time. This is considered the most accurate time. If your computer's system clock is behind the correct time, recent posts may indicate they were posted in the future. Please correct your computer's clock or enable clock synchronization so that your clock is always correct. Mac users may wish to check [http://www.macinstruct.com/node/92 Synchronize your Mac's Clock With A Time Server]. You can also check [http://www.time.gov the US offical time.]<br />
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====I've lost admin access to a forum or blog I created, how do I get it back?====<br />
:Please send an email to sheriff@aops.com. They will research your request and restore admin access to your forum if appropriate.<br />
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====What should I do if I find a glitch in the community?====<br />
:First, search the Site Support forum to check if your issue has already been reported. You can search here.<br />
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:If your issue isn't reported, try refreshing your browser page. Most issues go away after a refresh and there is no need to report the issue unless it continues after you refresh your browser. You can refresh on most browsers in Windows with Ctrl + Shift + R and on Mac with Cmd + Shift + R.<br />
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:Some commonly known glitches that should not be reported are avatars appearing twice in the topic list or private message, friends appearing more than once in the friend list, the edit icon showing next to a message when it shouldn't, and not being able to search for a forum after going back a page in the community.<br />
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==== How do I format my post, e.g. bold text, add URLs, etc.? ====<br />
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:AoPS is based on a markup language called BBCode. A tutorial of its functions on AoPS and how to use them can be found [[BBCode:Tutorial|here]].<br />
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==== How do I hide content in the forums? ====<br />
:Wrap the content you want to hide in [hide] tags.<br />
[hide]Content[/hide]<br />
:If you want to customize the label, instead of saying "Click here to reveal hidden text", you can do something like:<br />
[hide=Label to display]Content[/hide]<br />
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====I got the message "Too many messages." when trying to send a private message, why?====<br />
:To prevent PM spam abuse like "hvbowibvibviorybvirusbshbiuovvisuvib", users with less than five forum posts are limited to four private messages within a forty-eight hour period.<br />
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==== If I make more posts, it means I'm a better user, right? ====<br />
:Post quality is far more important than post quantity.<br />
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==== I have made some posts but my post count did not increase. Why? ====<br />
:When you post in some of the forums, such as the Test Forum, Mafia Forum, Fun Factory, and most user created forums, the post does not count towards your overall post count. And still. Quality over quantity.<br />
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==== I believe a post needs corrective action. What should I do? ====<br />
:If you believe a post needs moderative action, you may report it by clicking the "!" icon on the upper-right corner of that post. If it's a minor mistake, you may want to PM the offending user instead and explain how they can make their post better. Usually, you shouldn't publicly post such things on a thread itself, which is called "backseat moderation" and is considered rude and unproductive.<br />
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==== How do I post images? ====<br />
:While AoPS forums have the ability to attach images, we do not generally recommend doing so, as we can not guarantee the images will be available through upgrades, restorations, etc. We also have limited disk space which causes us to remove attachments from time to time. Therefore, we recommend using a third party image hosting solution. There are many options, but we recommend imgur.com.<br />
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:* Go to imgur.com<br />
:* Click upload images<br />
:* Follow the on screen instructions to upload the image to imgur.<br />
:* After uploading, view your image<br />
:* Right click (cmd-click on mac) and select something similar to "Copy image address"<br />
:* In your post, paste the image address and surround it by [img]..[/img] tags<br />
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====How do I become a moderator of a forum?====<br />
:The creators of user-created forums select moderators in several different ways. Contact the creator(s) of the forum for more information.<br />
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:The AoPS staff will select moderators for the major forums on an as-needed basis. If the AoPS staff determines that a forum needs additional moderators, then the staff will reach out to productive users and invite them to become moderators. These are some features that the AoPS staff may consider when selecting new moderators.<br />
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:* An established history of productive posting. No unproductive, spammy, or troll posts in the past several years. (For example, a high school student might have made some poor choices while in elementary school -- but then learned from those mistakes.)<br />
:* No use of \8char or other strategies to get around rules or restrictions on the forums.<br />
:* When the user reports posts, the report is useful and helpful, and the reported post (or thread, or user) really did reflect a serious issue worthy of administrators' attention. The user filled in the "Further details" field with valuable information. The user does not report the use of phrases such as "gosh, golly gee" as profanity.<br />
:* No multis.<br />
:* No backseat moderating, no posting of "\requestlock".<br />
:* When the user revives an old thread, the new post is valuable and relevant.<br />
:* The user does not use the forums to cheat on Alcumus, homework, contests, or similar activities.<br />
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== Blogs ==<br />
==== How come I can't create a blog? ====<br />
:One needs to have at least 5 posts in order to make a blog.<br />
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==== How do I make my blog look nice? ====<br />
:Many AoPSers make their blogs look awesome by applying [[CSS|CSS]], which is a high-level stylesheet language. This can be done by typing CSS code into the CSS box in the Blog Control Panel.<br />
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== Alcumus ==<br />
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==== How is rating computed? ====<br />
:The rating is more of a prediction of what percentage of problems in the topic the Alcumus engine believes you will get correct. As you get more and more correct, the rating will go up slower and slower. However, if you are predicted to get most correct, and you miss one or two problems, the rating, or prediction of percentage correct, will go down.<br />
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==== I am stuck on a problem, and changing the topic does not change the problem. ====<br />
:Alcumus provides review problems to make sure you still recall information learned from the past. You are not able to skip these problems. You will need to answer the problem before moving on.<br />
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==== Why can't I change topics? ====<br />
:Alcumus provides review problems to make sure you still recall information learned from the past. You are not able to skip these problems. You will need to answer the problem before the topic changes to the currently selected topic.<br />
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== Contests ==<br />
==== Where can I find past contest questions and solutions? ====<br />
:In the [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/resources.php Contests] section.<br />
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==== How do I get problems onto the contest page? ====<br />
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:Make a topic for each question in the appropriate forum, copy/paste the urls to the National Olympiad. Your problems may eventually be submitted into the Contest page.<br />
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==== What are the guidelines for posting problems to be added to the contests section? ====<br />
:Refer to the [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=144&t=195579 guidelines in this post].<br />
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==== Why is the wiki missing many contest questions? ====<br />
:Generally, it is because users have not yet posted them onto the wiki (translation difficulties, not having access to the actual problems, lack of interest, etc). If you have a copy, please post the problems in the Community Section! In some cases, however, problems may be missing due to copyright claims from maths organizations.<br />
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====Where are all of the mock contests?====<br />
:User-generated mock contests are now in its separate subforum, [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864_aops_mock_contests AoPS Mock Contests]. Please use that forum for creating, hosting, participating in, or recruiting writers/test solvers for mock contests.<br />
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====How can I host a mock contest?====<br />
:See posts on [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864h1168324_hi__im_interested_in_writing_a_mock_contest writing a mock contest] and [https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c594864h1349281_tips_for_organizing_a_mock_contest Tips for Organizing a Mock Contest].<br />
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== LaTeX and Asymptote ==<br />
==== What is LaTeX, and how do I use it? ====<br />
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:<math>\text{\LaTeX}</math> is a typesetting markup language and document preparation system. It is widely used for typesetting expressions containing mathematical formulae. See [https://artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php/LaTeX:About LaTeX:About].<br />
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==== How can I download LaTeX to use on the forums? ====<br />
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:There are no downloads necessary; the forums and the wiki render LaTeX commands between dollar signs. <br />
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==== How can I download LaTeX for personal use? ====<br />
:You can download TeXstudio [http://texstudio.sourceforge.net here] or TeXnicCenter [http://www.texniccenter.org here]<br />
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==== Where can I find a list of LaTeX commands? ====<br />
:See [[LaTeX:Symbols|here]].<br />
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==== Where can I test LaTeX commands? ====<br />
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:[[A:SAND|Sandbox]] or [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Resources/texer.php TeXeR]. You can also use our [http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c67_test_forum Test Forum].<br />
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==== Where can I find examples of Asymptote diagrams and code? ====<br />
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:Search this wiki for the <tt><nowiki><asy></nowiki></tt> tag or the Forums for the <tt><nowiki>[asy]</nowiki></tt> tag. See also [[Asymptote:_Useful_commands_and_their_Output|these examples]] and [[Proofs without words|this article]] (click on the images to obtain the code).<br />
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==== How can I draw 3D diagrams? ====<br />
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:See [[Asymptote: 3D graphics]].<br />
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==== What is the cse5 package? ==== <br />
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:See [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=519&t=149650 here]. The package contains a set of shorthand commands that implement the behavior of usual commands, for example <tt>D()</tt> for <tt>draw()</tt> and <tt>dot()</tt>, and so forth.<br />
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==== What is the olympiad package? ====<br />
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:See [http://www.artofproblemsolving.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=519&t=165767 here]. The package contains a set of commands useful for drawing diagrams related to [[:Category:Olympiad Geometry Problems|olympiad geometry problems]].<br />
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== AoPSWiki ==<br />
==== Is there a guide for wiki syntax? ====<br />
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:See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Wiki_markup wiki markup], [[AoPSWiki:Tutorial]], and [[Help:Contents]].<br />
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==== What do I do if I see a mistake in the wiki? ====<br />
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:Click "edit" and correct the error.<br />
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== Miscellaneous ==<br />
==== Is it possible to join the AoPS Staff? ====<br />
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:Yes. Mr. Rusczyk will sometimes hire a small army of college students to work as interns, graders, and teaching assistants. You must be at least in your second semester of your senior year and be legal to work in the U.S. (at least 16).<br />
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==== What is the minimum age to be an assistant in an Art of Problem Solving class? ====<br />
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:You must have graduated from high school, or at least be in the second term of your senior year.<br />
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==AoPS Acronyms==<br />
*'''AFK'''- Away from keyboard, inactive<br />
*'''AoPS'''- Art of Problem Solving<br />
*'''AIME'''- American Invitational Mathematics Examination<br />
*'''admin(s)'''- Administrator(s)<br />
*'''AMC'''- American Math Competitions<br />
*'''AMO'''-USA Mathematical Olympiad<br />
*'''ATM'''- At the Moment/Automated teller machine<br />
*'''brb'''- Be right Back<br />
*'''BTW'''- By the way<br />
*'''CEMC''' - Centre for Mathematics and Computing<br />
*'''Combo''' - Combinatorics (Counting and Probability)<br />
*'''C&P or C+P or CP''' - Counting and Probability or Contests and Programs<br />
*'''cbrt''' - Cube Root<br />
*'''EBWOP'''- Editing by way of post<br />
*'''FF'''- Fun Factory<br />
*'''FTFY''' - Fixed that for you<br />
*'''FTW'''- For the Win, a game on AoPS<br />
*'''gg'''- Good Game<br />
*'''gj'''- Good Job<br />
*'''glhf'''-Good Luck Have Fun<br />
*'''gtg''' - Got to go<br />
*'''HSM''' - High School Math Forum<br />
*'''ID(R or E)K'''-I Don't (Really or Even) Know<br />
*'''ID(R or E)C'''-I Don't (Really or Even) Care<br />
*'''iff'''-If and only if<br />
*'''IIRC'''- If I recall correctly<br />
*'''IKR'''- I know, right?<br />
*'''IMO'''- In my opinion (or International Math Olympiad, depending on context)<br />
*'''IMHO'''- In my humble/honest opinion <br />
*'''JK'''- Just Kidding<br />
*'''JMO'''- United States of America Junior Mathematical Olympiad<br />
*'''lol'''- Laugh Out Loud<br />
*'''MC'''- Mathcounts, a popular math contest for Middle School students.<br />
*'''NFL'''- Not for long/No friends left/National Football League<br />
*'''NHL'''-National Hockey League<br />
*'''mod(s)'''- Moderator(s)<br />
*'''MOEMS'''- Math Olympiads for Elementary and Middle Schools<br />
*'''MO(S)P'''- Mathematical Olympiad (Summer) Program<br />
*'''MSM'''- Middle School Math Forum<br />
*'''NIMO'''-National Internet Math Olympiad<br />
*'''NT'''- Number Theory<br />
*'''OBC'''- Online by computer<br />
*'''OMG'''- Oh My Gosh<br />
*'''OMO'''-Online Math Open<br />
*'''OP'''- Original Poster/Original Post/Original Problem, or Overpowered/Overpowering<br />
*'''QED'''- Quod erat demonstrandum, Latin for "Which was to be proven"; some English mathematicians use it as an acronym for Quite Elegantly Done<br />
*'''QS&A'''- Questions, Suggestions, and Announcements Forum<br />
*'''ro(t)fl''' - Rolling on the floor laughing<br />
*'''smh''' - Shaking my head/somehow<br />
*'''sqrt''' - Square root<br />
*'''Sticky'''- A post pinned to the top of a forum - a thing you really should read<br />
*'''ToS'''- Terms of Service - a thing you really should read<br />
*'''USA(J)MO'''- USA (Junior) Mathematical Olympiadi<br />
*'''V/LA'''- Vacation or Long Absence/Limited Access<br />
*'''WIP'''- Work in Progress<br />
*'''WLOG'''- Without loss of generality<br />
*'''WOOT''' - Worldwide Online Olympiad Training<br />
*'''wrt'''- With respect to<br />
*'''wtg''' - Way to go<br />
*'''tytia'''- Thank you, that is all<br />
*'''ty'''- Thank you<br />
*'''xD'''- Bursting Laugh<br />
*'''TL;DR'''- Too long; don't read<br />
*'''yw'''- You're welcome<br />
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== FTW! ==<br />
<br />
Please see the [//artofproblemsolving.com/ftw/faq For the Win! FAQ] for many common questions.<br />
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== School ==<br />
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==== What if I miss a class? ====<br />
:There are classroom transcripts available under My Classes, available at the top right of the web site. You can view these transcripts in order to review any missed material. You can also ask questions on the class message board. Don't worry, though, classroom participation usually isn't weighted heavily.<br />
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==== Is there audio or video in class? ====<br />
:There is generally no audio or video in the class. The classes are generally text and image based, in an interactive chat room environment, which allows students to ask questions at any time during the class. In addition to audio and video limiting interactivity and being less pedagogically effective, the technology isn't quite there yet for all students to be able to adequately receive streaming audio and video.<br />
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==== What if I want to drop out of a class? ====<br />
:For any course with more than 2 classes, students can drop the course any time before the third class begins and receive a full refund. No drops are allowed after the third class has started. To drop the class, go to the My Classes section by clicking the My Classes link at the top-right of the website. Then find the area on the right side of the page that lets you drop the class. A refund will be processed within 10 business days.<br />
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==== For my homework, there is supposed to be a green bar but it's orange, why? ====<br />
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:For the bar to turn green, the writing problem must be attempted. Once it is attempted the bar will turn green.<br />
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==== I need more time for my homework, what should I do? ====<br />
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:There is a "Request Extension" button in the homework tab of your class. This will automatically extend the due date to 2 days after the normal deadline. If you want more time you need to ask for it in the little comment box, stating the reason why you want the extension, and how much time you want. This request will be looked at by the teachers and they will decide if you get the extension or not. Note that you can only use this button 3 times. After, you will need administrator approvement.<br />
:Otherwise, you can send an email to extensions@aops.com with your username, class name and ID (the number in the class page URL after https://artofproblemsolving.com/class/) and reason for extension. Someone should get back to you within a couple days.</div>Samuraia