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| + | '''Q:''' To what question is the answer "9W"? | ||
| + | '''A:''' "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a V?" | ||
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| + | '''Q:''' Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? | ||
| + | '''A:''' Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25. | ||
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| + | '''Q:''' What does the zero say to the the eight? | ||
| + | '''A:''' Nice belt! | ||
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| + | A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine. | ||
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| + | A SLICE OF PI | ||
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| + | ****************** | ||
| + | 3.14159265358979 | ||
| + | 1640628620899 | ||
| + | 23172535940 | ||
| + | 881097566 | ||
| + | 5432664 | ||
| + | 09171 | ||
| + | 036 | ||
| + | 5 | ||
| + | '''Q:''' What's yellow, linear, normed and complete? | ||
| + | '''A:''' A Bananach space. | ||
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| + | '''Q:''' What does the little mermaid wear? | ||
| + | '''A:''' An Algebra | ||
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| + | How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog? | ||
| + | * A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane. | ||
| + | * An inclined plane is a slope up. | ||
| + | * A slow pup is a lazy dog. | ||
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| + | feel free to add stuff | ||
Revision as of 21:43, 1 May 2011
hey
Q: To what question is the answer "9W"? A: "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a V?"
Q: Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? A: Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.
A SLICE OF PI
******************
3.14159265358979
1640628620899
23172535940
881097566
5432664
09171
036
5
Q: What's yellow, linear, normed and complete? A: A Bananach space.
Q: What does the little mermaid wear? A: An Algebra
How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?
- A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
- An inclined plane is a slope up.
- A slow pup is a lazy dog.
feel free to add stuff
