User:Kacheep

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Q: To what question is the answer "9W"? A: "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a V?"

Q: Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? A: Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!

A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.

A SLICE OF PI

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                    3.14159265358979
                      1640628620899
                       23172535940
                        881097566
                         5432664
                          09171
                           036
                            5

Q: What's yellow, linear, normed and complete? A: A Bananach space.

Q: What does the little mermaid wear? A: An Algebra

How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?

• A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
• An inclined plane is a slope up.
• A slow pup is a lazy dog.

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