User:Ridley-C

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Ridley-C lives on the Internet because they have no friends in the fabled Outernet. They are absolutely terrible at everything and have no talent, but somehow have gotten a number of academic awards at school because their teachers felt bad for them. They also tend to use the gender neutral pronoun, "they", because of the gender spectrum and all of that stuff.

They have some types of social media, which they will list here:

AoPS:

Ridley-C is a very spammy user who sucks at math, but still continues to do classes for some reason. Their FTW rating is very bad, because they tried to lose rating, but then, AoPS fixed it. It is currently around 800.

Ridley-C also only posts on the Games Forums, Fun Factory, and Frivolous forum because they have no life. Their blog is also terrible and spammy.

Ridley-C has done Prealgebra 1, Prealgebra 2, Algebra A, Algebra B, Counting and Probability, and is currently doing Introduction to Geometry. They have barely passed these classes.

Instagram:

Ridley-C runs a multi-fandom account (they aren't sure what multi-fandom means, but they think that it means "multiple fandoms") with around 477 followers, which isn't even good. The majority of the students at Ridley-C's school blocked Ridley-C because they are sensitive and have absolutely no taste in music and anime.

They are in the Hetalia fandom, the LGBTQA+ Community, the Emo Trinity, and the Undertale fandom.

musical.ly

Ridley-C is disgusted by Jacob Sartorius and only uses musical.ly to store their videos.

Tumblr:

Ridley-C doesn't really do anything on Tumblr, other than look at things.

VSCO, Vine, Snapchat, Pinterest, Facebook, Twitter:

Ridley-C is confused by these apps and barely uses them.

RANDOMPIEKEVIN:

BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S MORE DOWN BELOW!!!

BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND SMACK THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!


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Ridley-C is a very crazy girl/boy who is suspected to be a girl. We have no idea why we think that Ridley-C is a girl, but we just do.

The end.

(written by RandomPieKevin)

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Ridley-C also did some classes with RandomPieKevin and bluespruce on AoPS.

She/he is a very crazy girl/boy.

The end.

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BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S MORE!!! Jacob Sartorius is stupid!

(written by $AnnonymousHacker$) ________________________________________________ BUT WAIT! Jacob Sartorius is really stupid, but that "hacker" can't even spell "anonymous"!!!

(written by Ridley-C) ____________________________________________________

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Ridley-C says: bluespruce is a tree?

RandomPieKevin says: bluespruce is a blue spruce tree! :)

Ridley-C says: ooo I like that :) :) :)

bluespruce says: ooo I like you :) :) :)

Ridley-C says: Ewwwww! get away you freak!

bluespruce says: but I loovvve tomboys!

Ridley-C says: you're weird.

RandomPieKevin says: ooooohhhhhh kayyyyyyy....

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written by RandomPieKevin

Afterword:

Obviously, we know that bluespruce will raise numerous objections to this script; however, we also know that bluespruce $does$ like tomboys, especially Ridley-C. The two will eventually fall in love even though Ridley-C currently resents bluespruce and sees him as a weird freak. (Yes, the redundancy is necessary. Very necessary indeed.) We wish the two the best of luck and hope that they have a prime number of children. JK!

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