# Known Facts

Wood2009, the awesome Block about wood (no seriously)

1. Wood2009 is a kid. He likes Aops. EDIt: Of course everybody likes Aops

2. He has 20000000000 problems done. 99 of them are wrong

3. He is not awesome, he is saucesome.

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5. His favorite numbers are 36,58,96.

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7. He has a lot of friends. Edit: Bruh

8. He looks like this when he is mad, sad, happy, annoyed, and so on. https://tinyurl.com/yycx3kgs Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

9. He hates giving up problems on alcumus. Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

10. He has given up 3 problems. Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

11. He doesn't flex. He does the opposite ( he fails to flex ) Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

12. His highest rating is 96.32 (flex) REALLY BAD. Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

13. This was not written by him. Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

14. He is known to have written some pretty stupid things such as $\phantom{}$ Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

15. He is the one and only penguin in AoPS https://tinyurl.com/yycx3kgs Edit by Wood2009: Bruh I am not penguin

17. This is his profile https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/user/371845 Edit by Wood2009: Bruh why

18. he found this on site support https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MarriedOffbeatDrafthorse-size_restricted.gif Edit by Wood2009: Bruh WHY

19. Wood2009 likes Latex and Asymptote Edit by Wood2009: Bruh $\text{WOOD2009}$

20. He is a fail (written by Wood2009)-IS NOT Edit by Wood2009: BRUH 21. Wood2009 invented the wood rules in Minecraft. Edit by Wood2009: BruH BRUH

22. He plays Minecraft. Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

23. He participated in an ARC and got 10.132 oof. Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

24. The last sentences were written by him. Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

25. He takes NT precalc and Int al Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

26. He is the 371845th AoPS Online user.Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

27. His profile is: https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/user/371845 Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

All hail the fail -by Wood2009 Edit by Wood2009: Bruh

# Alcumus

## Quests

Lucky Seven V

Level Up!

Third Time's the Charm

Sherlock Holmes

Mastermind

Sweet 16

20/20 Vision

PHEIDIPPIDES IV

Perfect Run IV

Blitzkrieg II

Bomb Disposal III

ARE YOU XPERIENCED? V

TO THE MAX III

TO THE MAX IV

FREQUENT FLYER III

BROKEN RECORD

LET'S KEEP THIS GOING!

HIT THE GYM (POWER)

HIT THE GYM (ACCURACY)

SWEET SLUMBER

STILL GOT IT

ROCKIN' A HARD PLACE

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

CRITICAL HIT