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by Mudda_Eggroll, Jan 14, 2025, 7:33 AM

When I was in elementary or middle school, I went over to this kid's house once because he invited me. And we were like gaming on his computer. As in, I'm bored watching him play I think it was Stanley Parable and Goat Simulator lol.

Anyways, his dad randomly comes in at one point and hands him a metal safe with a lock on it? And he's like oh there's [idr what was in it, maybe money] in this... but the catch is you don't know the combination? And my friend smiles and goes like "ahhh, okay, I see youuuuu" And then his dad is like "right?!"

Then he leaves, so now my friend just has this metal safe with a combination lock on it, which I guess he's supposed to guess all the combinations of or something to get what's inside as some kind of life lesson idk. And he turns back around and goes back to gaming like this was just some normal interaction. I guess the initial reaction was just to play along with whatever his dad was trying to do.

And then later we're eating pizza downstairs. Which, by the way, was some of the best pizza I've had in my life lol. Anyways, it's me him and his dad. And there's some historical documentary playing on the television about segregation. And at one point, it says something, and his dad is like "yeah did you hear that?" And we're like, "hm?" And he's like: "He said he'd rather die than let a [n-word with hard r] run for office!" And we're like "hm yes interesting."

Anyways, I just randomly recalled this memory today during work for some reason. And I started filling in all these blanks, like wow, what if he invited me over because I was kinda bullying him and his dad said to be friends instead. What if his parents were divorced. I wonder if his dad is a doctor, he must make good money. These are all vibe guesses, but they all make so much sense.

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by Mudda_Eggroll, Jul 20, 2024, 1:33 AM

So I'm walking down like Broadway (Chicago). It's 11 at night but pretty busy street since tomorrow is July 4th but few pedestrians.

This car pulls up and asks "hey are you from around here" and it's a mom and dad and a kid and I'm thinking they need directions so I'm like "no sorry". But then they're like okay us neither and then this really weird sequence happens.

They ask if I know how diabetes works which, I find slightly insulting but I say yes and she goes on to explain their daughter needs insulin and needs it now because the pharmacy is going to close soon.

At this point I'm thinking okay sure like this is 40% a scam in my head with current info but it's a holiday so whatever I'll float you 20 bucks to make you go away tbh.

But then they're like "they dispense them in sets of 4 and it's really expensive and we're $80 short". So I'm like hUh tf but honestly I was curious to see where this goes so I'm like alr you know screw it I'll Venmo you. I do this knowing I don't have $80 in my Venmo and don't have it linked to any bank accounts anymore for security reasons.

So I pull out the Venmo and she pulls out her phone and asks me to scan. I try typing the username but no hits? She's like nah scan and I'm like alr sure. So I fumble around to enable permissions and I ask her where they're coming from and they say some like neighborhood idr.

Anyways I scan it but before I can enter an amount Venmo immediately errors and won't let it go through. And I've never seen this before and her husband hands his phone over like right away and is like try this one and the wife also says like yeah just put food or something in the noted and it's like also an error (albeit a different one). Also, sidenote, I notice the name on the second one is a second male name, so like ? whose account is it lol.

And I'm like pretty amused at this point because it's obvious to anyone with a pulse this is a grift. But they're insistent, they're saying like you can hold onto my ID my bank card I'll send the money back to you at midnight I swear. And I'm playing along because it's funny like hey no I believe you but the app literally won't let me send it to you lol. And I scan it again and show them the error.

Then they ask about Cashapp, then Zelle, then Apple Pay, none of which I have on my phone like no lie, like I literally show them my Banking app folder which just has Venmo, Expensify and Robinhood (lol).

At this point, the dad gets out of the car and tells the mom to pull the car over because they've been blocking the entrance to this parking lot for 10 minutes and someone is trying to get in now.

So the dad is like hey there's an ATM down the road if you could go withdraw. And I'm like hey I would love to but I don't carry my debit card. Which, again, no lie, and I can tell he doesn't believe me so I pull out my wallet which literally only had my ID and a single credit card in it.

And he pauses for the first time during this whole sequence and suggests I download Cashapp and set that up. I'm pretty sure that wouldn't even work anyways because I don't have my bank info on me. So I'm like nah I'm good go ask one of those guys and I gesture at the guys in the car behind them trying to get into the parking lot. And he's like we already asked them (??) we've been driving two hours please my daughter! But I walk off while saying sorry good luck.

And it's like pretty funny in many ways but also I really did mean it. Like wow what a life to live. Imagine being in your like 30s/40s and fat and so down bad you're driving around at 11 PM the night before July 4th trying to use your kid to scam people out of money.

There's also no way they convince enough people to do this where it's higher EV than a real job or like some kind of Uber gig right? But also maybe the Venmos errored because it worked on a few people and flagged the activity?

Also what if I had said yeah gimme your ID as collateral. What would they have handed me? How does that work?

It's just very confusing how badly this was executed. They clearly have some experience and I can see what they're going for with the like both people talking trying not to give me time to recognize red flags, but even though played along it didn't work so lol?

And why even lie? If they just asked me for money and had real accounts it would've been fine presumably. Because even if it went through I definitely would've gotten their plate and reported it afterwards.

It reminds me of this girl who stopped me outside a Whole Foods asking for $20 saying she just got evicted. And I'm like what's your Venmo and she's like "yeah no they shut everythint down" like hm that's definitely not how eviction works right.

Apparently the beggars in China have Wechat so it's like yeah at least make it easy for me to give you money. Also $80??? That's so much money like who other than me would've said yes lmao.

And I wonder what about me makes me seem like I'm likely to give money. Because I am semi often accosted by people asking for money. Like I mask outside and dress like I'm going to/from the gym always so not sure?

What a day
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NEEDY CHARD OVERLOAD

by Mudda_Eggroll, Jul 11, 2024, 1:12 AM

You see sometimes I'll be up really late at night merging, but Bella won't let me go to sleep until I've opened 20 gold chests in a row. And last week, Lily showed me a Polaroid of my greenhouse broken and dilapidated in an interrogation cell after I 4-merged tier 7 stone. I've missed my midterms, my interviews, and my aunt's funeral. Well, at least I unlocked more lebensraum, I guess.

I've been merging for a long time and I've learned one thing: Sometimes you can win by merging--but more often than not, it's the farm with the best cards that harvests most bountifully.
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A Girl Scout is helpful

by Mudda_Eggroll, Nov 22, 2023, 8:20 PM

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Martial Arts Innovation: Katy developed a martial arts style that combined the fluidity of Capoeira with the precision of Krav Maga. This style emphasized adaptive combat, allowing practitioners to swiftly adjust their techniques to different opponents. She also established a training program for self-defense, focusing on empowering young women.

Psychological Insights in Strategy: Utilizing her deep understanding of psychology, Katy authored a series of papers on game theory and its applications in real-world negotiations and conflict resolution. Her work in this area influenced diplomatic strategies and peacekeeping efforts in several international conflicts.

Philanthropic Initiatives: Katy founded "Quantum Leap," a global initiative that provided scholarships and research opportunities for young women in STEM fields. This program led to a significant increase in female representation in physics and computer science departments at major universities. She also launched a series of public lectures and workshops aimed at demystifying science and technology for the general public, particularly focusing on rural and underrepresented communities.

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A Girl Scout is thrifty

by Mudda_Eggroll, Nov 19, 2023, 5:01 PM

The Shortbread of Sergeant McLea

"In the trenches sae damp, where cold seeps through our boots,
Where the sound of the guns never once mutes,
There's a tale," says Sergeant McLea,
"Of a shortbread sent o'er the sea.

It was ma sister, bless her soul, sent it frae home,
A taste of sweet Scotland, wherever we roam.
It lay in its tin, so buttery and fine,
A wee piece of peace, in these times of malign."

"Shortbread?" laughs Corporal McKay,
As he peers through the dawn's early grey.
"In these trenches, with mud up to our knees,
You dream of shortbread? Oh, give us a tease!"

But McLea with a smile, says, "Tonight, my dear lad,
We'll feast on that shortbread, and be not so sad.
We'll share it with joy, for a moment's respite,
A crumb of our homeland, in this endless fight."

But as fate would have it, in war's cruel game,
Their mission was called, no one to blame.
"To the front!" was the cry, and away they did dash,
Leaving dreams of the shortbread to crumble to ash.

Through the night they did battle, 'midst the roar and the flash,
Where bullets did whiz, and the artillery did crash.
But in McLea's heart, amid the terror and dread,
Lay the thought of the shortbread, with its sweet, buttery spread.

At dawn's early light, they returned, weary and worn,
To find their trench shattered, their uniforms torn.
And there in the rubble, a sight sore to see,
The tin of shortbread, crushed, 'neath debris.

"Oh, shortbread of Scotland, we ne'er got to taste,
You lie there in ruin, such a terrible waste,"
Said McLea with a tear, as he gazed at the sight,
Yet in his eye gleamed a soldier's fierce light.

"For every crumb lost, we'll make the enemy pay,
We'll fight for our Scotland, in our own stalwart way.
For each bite we've missed, we'll give 'em a fight,
For our homeland, for honor, in the day and the night."

So the tale of the shortbread, in that war so grim,
Became a legend, a rallying hymn.
In the heart of the battle, when hope seemed to flee,
They fought for the shortbread of Sergeant McLea.

To be forgiven, one must be burned.

by Mudda_Eggroll, Nov 11, 2023, 8:27 AM

Manifesting fatal familial insomnia through positive self talk.

I think that I shall never see

by Mudda_Eggroll, Sep 24, 2023, 10:59 PM

Ordinarily I go to the woods alone,
with not a single friend,
for they are all smilers and talkers
and therefore unsuitable.
I don’t really want to be witnessed talking to the catbirds
or hugging the old black oak tree.
I have my ways of praying,
as you no doubt have yours.
Besides, when I am alone
I can become invisible.
I can sit on the top of a dune
as motionless as an uprise of weeds,
until the foxes run by unconcerned.
I can hear the almost unhearable sound of the roses singing.
If you have ever gone to the woods with me,
I must love you very much.

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by Mudda_Eggroll, May 20, 2023, 3:01 AM

Ao5: 11.616

Solve 1: 12.427

Solve 2: 11.237

Solve 3: 10.047

Solve 4: 11.183

Solve 5: 16.583

Cube: Moyu Aolong V2



Young Fenimore Lee, 2015

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by Mudda_Eggroll, Mar 14, 2023, 10:37 PM

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all this aim and yet i still miss you

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