no skibidi until i feel sigma
by Mudda_Eggroll, Jan 14, 2025, 7:33 AM
When I was in elementary or middle school, I went over to this kid's house once because he invited me. And we were like gaming on his computer. As in, I'm bored watching him play I think it was Stanley Parable and Goat Simulator lol.
Anyways, his dad randomly comes in at one point and hands him a metal safe with a lock on it? And he's like oh there's [idr what was in it, maybe money] in this... but the catch is you don't know the combination? And my friend smiles and goes like "ahhh, okay, I see youuuuu" And then his dad is like "right?!"
Then he leaves, so now my friend just has this metal safe with a combination lock on it, which I guess he's supposed to guess all the combinations of or something to get what's inside as some kind of life lesson idk. And he turns back around and goes back to gaming like this was just some normal interaction. I guess the initial reaction was just to play along with whatever his dad was trying to do.
And then later we're eating pizza downstairs. Which, by the way, was some of the best pizza I've had in my life lol. Anyways, it's me him and his dad. And there's some historical documentary playing on the television about segregation. And at one point, it says something, and his dad is like "yeah did you hear that?" And we're like, "hm?" And he's like: "He said he'd rather die than let a [n-word with hard r] run for office!" And we're like "hm yes interesting."
Anyways, I just randomly recalled this memory today during work for some reason. And I started filling in all these blanks, like wow, what if he invited me over because I was kinda bullying him and his dad said to be friends instead. What if his parents were divorced. I wonder if his dad is a doctor, he must make good money. These are all vibe guesses, but they all make so much sense.
Anyways, his dad randomly comes in at one point and hands him a metal safe with a lock on it? And he's like oh there's [idr what was in it, maybe money] in this... but the catch is you don't know the combination? And my friend smiles and goes like "ahhh, okay, I see youuuuu" And then his dad is like "right?!"
Then he leaves, so now my friend just has this metal safe with a combination lock on it, which I guess he's supposed to guess all the combinations of or something to get what's inside as some kind of life lesson idk. And he turns back around and goes back to gaming like this was just some normal interaction. I guess the initial reaction was just to play along with whatever his dad was trying to do.
And then later we're eating pizza downstairs. Which, by the way, was some of the best pizza I've had in my life lol. Anyways, it's me him and his dad. And there's some historical documentary playing on the television about segregation. And at one point, it says something, and his dad is like "yeah did you hear that?" And we're like, "hm?" And he's like: "He said he'd rather die than let a [n-word with hard r] run for office!" And we're like "hm yes interesting."
Anyways, I just randomly recalled this memory today during work for some reason. And I started filling in all these blanks, like wow, what if he invited me over because I was kinda bullying him and his dad said to be friends instead. What if his parents were divorced. I wonder if his dad is a doctor, he must make good money. These are all vibe guesses, but they all make so much sense.