Master Blaster Jupiter
by AlastorMoody, Apr 26, 2020, 9:28 PM
So our friend, AoPS User Jupiter_Is_Big is a jupiter planet resident and has evoked a hope of development in interplanetary-travel, survival in ungodly places, time travel ,etc. among the smole brainy humans on earth. However
he not ready to share the *secret* behind those scientific marvels!!
Such a poor mean kiddo jumbo jupiter resident.
So i have undertaken the job of stalking jupiter_is_big in order to collect all theuseless/trash hints he leaves on his posts, etc. that would give us a hint or idea for the development/improvements in scientific technology. I can sell these ideas to some big space factory institution for LOT of money (jupiter, if you are reading this, pls PM me the technology and i guarantee you
of total amount of whatever money i earn in the auction
Don't worry, we'll somehow figure out how to convert it to your jupiter currency). So let's make a list of things that are beyond earth's tech capabilities and are proven to be possible by jupiter_is_big.
Some history: Jupiter_is_big made his first appearance on aops around april-may of 2019. Apparently, jupiter_is_big doesn't know about the existence of other heavenly/huge bodies or maybe he's teasing us earthlings by showing off how big his planet is
(we'll take a revenge, after we gather all their tech).
We know that it takes him about 3 earth hours to travel from Jupiter to Earth (so we should give up hopes of #AnywhereDoor as of now). Well that's pretty impressive. I am sure people there dont look like humans so we can also deduce he knows howtta change his appearance. He claims to land here on Earth with his spaceship which is apparently invisible to humans (it seems). Well he has a typical Indian accent, idk how he does that
and is exceptionally brilliant at studies (i wanna know how jupiterian parents compare with the asian parents, i know asian parents don't stand a chance lmao).
Well, now lets investigate some political features of jupiter. I found another alien, who brought Jupiterian Song to earth. It looks like some national anthem. Well so what are the odds of the existence of nations on jupiter? Or is the planet united? So in that case this becomes a Planetary Anthem. Well i need to confirm whether there exists nations on Jupiter from him sneakily. I'll continue further investigations, so stay tuned


So i have undertaken the job of stalking jupiter_is_big in order to collect all the


Some history: Jupiter_is_big made his first appearance on aops around april-may of 2019. Apparently, jupiter_is_big doesn't know about the existence of other heavenly/huge bodies or maybe he's teasing us earthlings by showing off how big his planet is

We know that it takes him about 3 earth hours to travel from Jupiter to Earth (so we should give up hopes of #AnywhereDoor as of now). Well that's pretty impressive. I am sure people there dont look like humans so we can also deduce he knows howtta change his appearance. He claims to land here on Earth with his spaceship which is apparently invisible to humans (it seems). Well he has a typical Indian accent, idk how he does that

Well, now lets investigate some political features of jupiter. I found another alien, who brought Jupiterian Song to earth. It looks like some national anthem. Well so what are the odds of the existence of nations on jupiter? Or is the planet united? So in that case this becomes a Planetary Anthem. Well i need to confirm whether there exists nations on Jupiter from him sneakily. I'll continue further investigations, so stay tuned
