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by pythag011, Aug 26, 2008, 10:59 PM

Hmm... for some reason this website is blocked at school.

Hmm....

My schedule:

Honors Science.
Honors History
PE.
Honors Lang Arts.
Lunch.
Messing around with the school computesr.
?????????? ( I don't know what this is).

Hm... And my computer's internet is not working thaat well.

Hm....For some reason, all my teachers are already annoyed at me on the second day of school. Hmm...

I really should get a better computer. This computer can't even F5...

Must Get 1337 views.

EDIT: LOCKED be cause I have 7 coomments

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Lol read my post in the Avid forum.

No math in your schedule?

by zephyredx, Aug 27, 2008, 1:34 AM

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No... I don't actually have remedial math.

by pythag011, Aug 27, 2008, 3:00 AM

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LOL no math? cause ur too smarticles?

by themorninglighttt, Aug 27, 2008, 11:47 PM

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No, its because all the middle school teachers hate me, so I have to go to the high school in 0 period.

Also, the high school is about in exactly the opposite direction of my middle school. This is not very good for gas mileage....

by pythag011, Aug 28, 2008, 2:02 AM

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lol that sucks

by themorninglighttt, Aug 28, 2008, 8:32 PM

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6th comment.

Come on, we need a 7th comment.

NO 8TH COMMENTS!!!!!

by pythag011, Aug 29, 2008, 2:07 AM

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7th comment

by budi713, Aug 29, 2008, 2:15 AM

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not.............lol

by AkshajK, Aug 7, 2011, 11:20 PM

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by spy., May 4, 2018, 1:39 PM
So you've discovered this blog too? @archimedes15
by GeronimoStilton, Apr 5, 2018, 1:25 PM
What a dead blog...
by Archimedes15, Feb 19, 2018, 11:57 PM
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by james4l, Aug 24, 2008, 7:15 PM
I already did.

With the new quote-simulation program (read my post on james4l's blog) I can slow my computer so much time goes backwards!

Just enter it for a thread with 1 trillion posts.

Time will flow baackwards.

Only 19.99! A 5000000 dollar value!

You can go backwards in time

Unfortunately, you'll have to stay there, because you can't go forward.
by pythag011, Aug 24, 2008, 1:32 AM
Nope it's 227 now. I should create some kind of anti-F5 button, so I can DROP a blog's views
by zephyredx, Aug 23, 2008, 6:33 PM
Whoever comes to this blog next will turn 225 views into 226
by pythag011, Aug 23, 2008, 3:34 AM
a.k.a. Mr. Ghost.
by zephyredx, Aug 22, 2008, 7:08 PM
BTW, if you go to microsoft word, double click n Mr.Green, and set brightness to 80% You get ghost Mr.Green.
by pythag011, Aug 20, 2008, 8:24 PM
Actually the beaver function is real...
by zephyredx, Aug 20, 2008, 2:24 AM
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SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pythag011, Aug 18, 2008, 5:24 PM
#1: 0 pts
comments: You have trivialized the problem by stating a direct reference to the solution of the problem.

#2: 0 pts
comments: irrelevant special case.

#3: 3 pts
comments: incoherent proof though the graders do applaud your use of a non-existent function

#4: 1 pts
comments: seriously, the joke's less funny second time through.

#5: 0 pts
comments: trivialization, not objectively stated the view of the contestant.

50% penalty for solving out of the time limit.

Your score is...

2 pts out of a possible 2000 pts
by james4l, Aug 18, 2008, 5:47 AM
LOL at your #2...
by zephyredx, Aug 18, 2008, 3:40 AM
1. By Perelman's proof, the Pionxare Conjecture is corect
2. No. The task of solving these problems has been proven to be NP, but not be P.
3. Apply an absolute zero Fourier Transform. Then, the velocity of every particle is 0. By the Fourier Untransforming Thereom, the velocity is f(R^3), where f is the Busy Beaver function (Zeb)
4. Yes. Consider the nth derivative of f(pi^e), where f is the busy beaver function. It must be an integer if pi^e is rational. But, it is positive and less than 1. Therefore, pi^e is irrational. Using the transcendality-irrationality bridge thereom, pi^e is transcendental.
5. This is a direct consequence of Zeb's conjecture.

How did you get into my blog?
by pythag011, Aug 18, 2008, 1:37 AM
IMO 2593 Problems:

Day 1:

You have 15 minutes.

#1 Prove the Poincare Conjecture.
#2 Is P=NP?
#3 Determine the velocity of every particle in Earth.
#4 Is pi*e a transcendental?
#5 Objectively show that the continuum hypothesis is true or false. Justify your response.
by james4l, Aug 18, 2008, 12:55 AM
Read the problem I just posted.
by pythag011, Aug 17, 2008, 12:38 AM
Peanut butter
by zephyredx, Aug 16, 2008, 10:53 PM

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