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Gmaasology is the study of [[Gmaas]]. [[Gmaas]] is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology. Gmaasology is also one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. To start learning Gmaasology, click this link: [[Gmaas]], and remember the facts about [[Gmaas]]. | Gmaasology is the study of [[Gmaas]]. [[Gmaas]] is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology. Gmaasology is also one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. To start learning Gmaasology, click this link: [[Gmaas]], and remember the facts about [[Gmaas]]. | ||
| − | Many universities are beginning to offer PhDs in Gmaasology, but the best place to study Gmaasology is The Interuniversal Gmaas Society, which was founded in 1314.[Source: [[Gmaas]]] This is a summary of the projects made by the Society since 1314, when it was founded: (Originally Gmaasology was called Gmaathamatics.) | + | Many universities are beginning to offer PhDs in Gmaasology, but the best place to study Gmaasology is The Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society, which was founded in 1314.[Source: [[Gmaas]]] This is a summary of the projects made by the Society since 1314, when it was founded: (Originally Gmaasology was called Gmaathamatics.) |
- 1314: Foundation of the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence. | - 1314: Foundation of the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence. | ||
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- 1566 - 1575: Search in Italian libraries for manuscripts about [[Gmaas]]. | - 1566 - 1575: Search in Italian libraries for manuscripts about [[Gmaas]]. | ||
| − | - 1576 - 1591: Study of Gmaas's reincarnating abilities. | + | - 1576 - 1591: Study of [[Gmaas]]'s reincarnating abilities. |
- 1592 - 1601: Campaign to make Gmaathamatics the eight liberal art. This failed. | - 1592 - 1601: Campaign to make Gmaathamatics the eight liberal art. This failed. | ||
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- 1618: The university of Prague starts teaching Gmaathamatics, so GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed GMSFFPSPESHREMB. (B stands for Bohemia.) | - 1618: The university of Prague starts teaching Gmaathamatics, so GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed GMSFFPSPESHREMB. (B stands for Bohemia.) | ||
| − | - 1619 - 1650: GMSFFPSPESHREM writes a book about how [[Gmaas]] reincarnates. It is called "Rationes Multarum Vivarum | + | - 1619 - 1650: GMSFFPSPESHREM writes a book about how [[Gmaas]] reincarnates. It is called "Rationes Multarum Vivarum Gmaasium," or "The Explanation of the Many Lives of [[Gmaas]]." |
- 1651 - 1655: All European universities stop offering classes in Gmaathamatics because the immortality of [[Gmaas]] was contrary to the Bible. | - 1651 - 1655: All European universities stop offering classes in Gmaathamatics because the immortality of [[Gmaas]] was contrary to the Bible. | ||
- 1656: GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed "The Gmaathematical Society of Europe," abbreviated as GSE. | - 1656: GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed "The Gmaathematical Society of Europe," abbreviated as GSE. | ||
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| + | - 1657: The Gmaathematical Society of Europe moves its headquarters to Amsterdam. | ||
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| + | - 1658 - 1675: The GSE amasses every object and text having to do with [[Gmaas]] or Gmaasology. This is the reason why Gmaas is not famous; every trace of his existence was acquired by the GSE. | ||
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| + | - 1676 - 1686: The present life of [[Gmaas]] died, so the GSE spent ten years trying to track down his next reincarnation. | ||
- Please insert more information about publications, reconstructions, collaborations, innovations, and constructions here. | - Please insert more information about publications, reconstructions, collaborations, innovations, and constructions here. | ||
| − | - | + | - 1917: The sinking of the ship Lusitania killed several eminent Gmaasologists, who were going to France to bring back a medieval statue of [[Gmaas]] that was buried near a battlefield. |
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| + | - 1918 - 1928: Reconstruction and documentation of Gmaasology lost in WW1. | ||
- 1929 - 1939: Documenting the life of [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a hobo cat. | - 1929 - 1939: Documenting the life of [[Gmaas]], who at that time was a hobo cat. | ||
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- 1999: Renaming of The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society to the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society because of increased confidence in the multiverse theory. | - 1999: Renaming of The Universal [[Gmaas]] Society to the Interuniversal [[Gmaas]] Society because of increased confidence in the multiverse theory. | ||
| − | - 2000 - 2005: Reconstruction of Newton's Principia Mathematica | + | - 2000 - 2005: Reconstruction of Newton's Principia Mathematica Gmaasis. (In English, The Mathematical Principles of [[Gmaas]].) |
- 2006: Debate on whether to rename Gmaathamatics Gmaasology or [[Gmaas]] Studies. Gmaasology won. | - 2006: Debate on whether to rename Gmaathamatics Gmaasology or [[Gmaas]] Studies. Gmaasology won. | ||
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- 2007 - 2009: Construction of the Building of Gmaasology at Harvard. | - 2007 - 2009: Construction of the Building of Gmaasology at Harvard. | ||
| − | - 2010 - 2018: Completion of | + | - 2010 - 2018: Completion of twenty comprehensive biographies, each detailing a life of [[Gmaas]]. |
- 2019 - present: Reconstruction of the lost book of Lucretius's De Rerum Natura about [[Gmaas]]. This was made possible by the discovery of the missing pages of the original manuscript in Pompei. | - 2019 - present: Reconstruction of the lost book of Lucretius's De Rerum Natura about [[Gmaas]]. This was made possible by the discovery of the missing pages of the original manuscript in Pompei. | ||
Revision as of 12:28, 4 March 2019
Gmaasology is the study of Gmaas. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology. Gmaasology is also one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. To start learning Gmaasology, click this link: Gmaas, and remember the facts about Gmaas.
Many universities are beginning to offer PhDs in Gmaasology, but the best place to study Gmaasology is The Interuniversal Gmaas Society, which was founded in 1314.[Source: Gmaas] This is a summary of the projects made by the Society since 1314, when it was founded: (Originally Gmaasology was called Gmaathamatics.)
- 1314: Foundation of the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence.
- 1315 - 1498: Search for and copying of ancient and medieval manuscripts about Gmaas.
- 1499: Move to France to a secret basement in François 1st's palace's basement.
- 1500: Renaming to the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France.
- 1500 - 1519: Collaboration with Leonardo Da Vinci, who, by the way, was NOT Gmaas in disguise.
- 1520: Move back to Florence.
- 1521: Move to Rome.
- 1522: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States.
- 1523 - 1560: Search for ancient statues of Gmaas in the city of Rome.
- 1561 - 1565: Headquarters constructed in a secret basement under the Sistine Chapel.
- 1566 - 1575: Search in Italian libraries for manuscripts about Gmaas.
- 1576 - 1591: Study of Gmaas's reincarnating abilities.
- 1592 - 1601: Campaign to make Gmaathamatics the eight liberal art. This failed.
- 1602 - 1616: Many universities around Europe begin offering classes in Gmaasology.
- 1617: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, the Papal States, Pisa, England, Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, and Milan to honor the universities offering Gmaathamatics classes. It was also known as GMSFFPSPESHREM for short.
- 1618: The university of Prague starts teaching Gmaathamatics, so GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed GMSFFPSPESHREMB. (B stands for Bohemia.)
- 1619 - 1650: GMSFFPSPESHREM writes a book about how Gmaas reincarnates. It is called "Rationes Multarum Vivarum Gmaasium," or "The Explanation of the Many Lives of Gmaas."
- 1651 - 1655: All European universities stop offering classes in Gmaathamatics because the immortality of Gmaas was contrary to the Bible.
- 1656: GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed "The Gmaathematical Society of Europe," abbreviated as GSE.
- 1657: The Gmaathematical Society of Europe moves its headquarters to Amsterdam.
- 1658 - 1675: The GSE amasses every object and text having to do with Gmaas or Gmaasology. This is the reason why Gmaas is not famous; every trace of his existence was acquired by the GSE.
- 1676 - 1686: The present life of Gmaas died, so the GSE spent ten years trying to track down his next reincarnation.
- Please insert more information about publications, reconstructions, collaborations, innovations, and constructions here.
- 1917: The sinking of the ship Lusitania killed several eminent Gmaasologists, who were going to France to bring back a medieval statue of Gmaas that was buried near a battlefield.
- 1918 - 1928: Reconstruction and documentation of Gmaasology lost in WW1.
- 1929 - 1939: Documenting the life of Gmaas, who at that time was a hobo cat.
- 1939 - 1945: Effort to move all Gmaas related materials to the United States.
- 1946 - 1959: Reconstruction of primary and secondary sources lost in WW2.
- 1960 - 1998: Survey and mapping of Gmaas's 314,159,265 catfish lives.
- 1999: Renaming of The Universal Gmaas Society to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society because of increased confidence in the multiverse theory.
- 2000 - 2005: Reconstruction of Newton's Principia Mathematica Gmaasis. (In English, The Mathematical Principles of Gmaas.)
- 2006: Debate on whether to rename Gmaathamatics Gmaasology or Gmaas Studies. Gmaasology won.
- 2007 - 2009: Construction of the Building of Gmaasology at Harvard.
- 2010 - 2018: Completion of twenty comprehensive biographies, each detailing a life of Gmaas.
- 2019 - present: Reconstruction of the lost book of Lucretius's De Rerum Natura about Gmaas. This was made possible by the discovery of the missing pages of the original manuscript in Pompei.
