User:Ajarofmayonnaise

Hello, I am a jar of mayonnaise that enjoys the sport known as math. Here are some facts about me (there'll be more to come):

1. I am a jar of mayonnaise.
2. I live in a cabinet
3. The WiFi's quite nice in this cabinet
4. But too late
5. My circumference is times my diameter
6. My volume is 887 mL
7. I prefer the metric system
8. I prefer "he"
9. Mayonnaise is good
10. I make video games
11. My account was made on October 18, 2020
12. I was packaged sometime in early July
13. I may or may not be expired

My life goals are:

• Mayonnaise
• Mess around with quadratic equations
• Mess around with code
• Mess around with nerdy stuff in general
• Math!

You can find more about me at my website, which is incomplete; but who cares? Actually, that's the page of the website for our little game-making team. Oh well.

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That's it, folks!

I guess this is the end of my user page! Meh, there'll be more to come. For now, farewell!