User:Thriftypiano

THIS IS THE USER PAGE OF THE MYSTERIOUS THRIFTYPIANO. HE IS UNKNOWN. TO JOURNEY INTO THE WORLD OF THRIFTYPIANO, YOU MUST TAKE THE JOURNEY. 1. Go to the line with your name. 2. Ian Rui PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP! GO TO LINE 8. 3. Daniel Ge GOLD MEMBERSHIP! GO TO LINE 9. 4. Arthur Zhu PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP! GO TO LINE 8. 5. Raymond Zhu SILVER MEMBERSHIP! GO TO LINE 10. 6. Anyone else in the Spiritridge AoPS Chat BRONZE MEMBERSHIP! GO TO LINE 11. 7. Anyone else DIRT MEMBERSHIP! GO TO LINE 12. 8. You are to crack the code to pass. It will tell you which line you should go to. !^ 9. You see a road that diverges into two paths. *Hint: Robert Frost* Do you go left or right? If you go left, then go to line 20. If you go right, go to line 18. If you choose to stay, then go to line 13. 10. Solve the math problem for which line you should go to. 1+2+3+2+1+4+3+2=? 11. To prove your Spiritridgeness, Who are the four people in Ms. Gottlieb's Algebra class? If one of them was Rick, go to line 21. If not, go to line 13. 12. FACIAL RECOGNITION!!! FACIAL RECOGNITION COMPLETE! YOU SHALL DIE! 13. You suddenly feel your feet give away. Your head is hurting and you feel nauseous. You collapse on the floor and black out. Go to line 14. 14. You are in a room, and you see two doors, which are both open. For door 1, go to line 15. For door 2, go to line 1. 15. This opens a hive of flesh eating worms. The worms bore into your eyes... 16. Congrats! You have PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP, and you can instantly finish the game by going to line 25. 17. For some reason, you have defied THRIFTYPIANO and ended up here. Why are you eating my pink bananas? 18. If you are happy, go to line 22. If not, go to line 20. 19. REALLY? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 20. YOU SUCCUMB TO THE "IT"! 21. WHY DO YOU STALK THRIFTYPIANO? YOU DIE. 22. If your name is Daniel, go to line 25. If not, go to line 15. 23. Go to line 24. 24. WHY IN THE ******* WORLD DID YOU GO HERE? 25. YOU HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF THE THRIFTYPIANO. Continue reading by scrolling down a lot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay, now you are here. Why don't you eat some Cheetos? THE CHAMBER OF THRIFTYPIANO FACTS! 1. His real name is Rick. 2. He has an IQ of 98. 3. He created this page.