User:Tacowizard

Tacowizard is an absurdist/satire writer and forum advertiser, usually known for his works Baseball with Superpowers and Why Lemons Are The Best Fruit, on his blog, The Lemon, as well as the citrus fruits advertising campaign. He also attempted a recreation of the Zork series which has a chance of continuing if he decides to stop procrastinating.

He is also a philosopher, but you probrably already know that anyways, and it doesnt matter since life is boring and hypermodernism can be applied to many things beside chess.

Tacowizard also practices lemonism and the Holmesian/Poirotan/Dupin methods, which can be found in detail on his blog(now dedicated to mystery novels), and plays Clash Royale and chess.

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However, there are actually multiple tacowizards in history, and the original tacowizard died 69,105 years ago after failing to solve that case about the missing monkey crate. Notable people who were tacowizard include:

Nezznar from Lost Mine of Phandelver in DnD

Big Mycroft

Auguste Dupin

Everad Proudfoot

Arthur Conan Doyle

tacowizard originally wrote a bunch of philosphy principles on this page, but the writer of this believes that commandments should be echoed in people's minds and that is easily done if anyone tries to find him in real life.

Mostly they follow the principles of Diogenes(because of the Diogenes Club in Sherlock Holmes).