2024 AMC 10A Problems/Problem 15
Bob, the skibidi rizzler and mewer from Ohio just realized that he loves the song: "Sigma sigma on the wall", so he buys 13 mewing griddies to launch a nuke at all the fanum taxers that keep screaming for more spheres. How many skibidi toilets will it take to stop these ermos?
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[hide]Solution 1
because skibidi toilets are skibidi, it I will take sigma amount of skibidi toilets to stop the ermos but the fanum taxers will keep screaming for more spheres so you need sigma skibidi ermos to stop the fanum taxers.
Solution 2
If you want to know where the king of ohio is you have to start mewing to skibidi and have a legendary mog battle with the all-knowing Ohio sigma known as master goonway who mews over the betas with l rizz and a level 0 on the rizz-o-meter. So stay skibidi and be the sigma over all betas so you can be the Ohio rizzler.
also listen to Eminem clean
oh and never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Solution 3
By the Ohio theorem, the answer is clearly not 6969420, or 42069. We can apply the Skibidi Slicers theorem to then, get the answer of
Solution 4
Sigma ohio inequality states that
Solution 4
Using the brainrot theorem, we can see that the spheres are forming an exponential function, so we divide by the rizzler, and then multiply it by ohio. So the answer is
Solution 5
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Solution 6
we do the thing (compose the gyatt theorem into the rizzler function) and it works, then apply fanum tax and tensor product with the mythical Ohio Grassman to yield
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