Difference between revisions of "Gmaas"

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- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me.
 
- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me.
  
- Gmaas always remembers to dab on haters.
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- Gmaas always dabs on haters.
  
 
- Gmaas is both living and nonliving.
 
- Gmaas is both living and nonliving.
  
- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. he cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.
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- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.
  
 
- ALL HAIL THE GMAAS CLOUD!!
 
- ALL HAIL THE GMAAS CLOUD!!
  
- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond gmaas.
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- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.
  
 
- Gmaas eats azazoth and resides at his throne when he feels like it.
 
- Gmaas eats azazoth and resides at his throne when he feels like it.
  
- Leon2000 is Gmaas' Rabbi.
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- Leon2000 is Gmaas' Rabbit.
  
 
- Gmaas is both singular and plural.
 
- Gmaas is both singular and plural.
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EDIT: It is usually singular.
  
 
- Gmaas eats disbelievers like donutvan for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?)
 
- Gmaas eats disbelievers like donutvan for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?)
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EDIT: Yes, I do.
  
 
- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.
 
- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.
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- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe.
 
- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe.
  
- Gmass ate mathleticguyyy
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- Gmaas ate mathleticguyyy.
  
- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island, and also Total Drama Island.
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- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and also Total Drama Island.
  
- Somehow Gmaas exsits at all places at the same time
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- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time.
  
- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas' will.
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- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will.
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EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.
  
- Gmaas is also the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
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- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
  
 
- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.
 
- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.
  
- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character
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- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.
  
 
- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.
 
- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.
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- Gmaas is over 90000 years old.
 
- Gmaas is over 90000 years old.
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EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.
  
 
- Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives.
 
- Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives.
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EDIT: He has 314159265 fish lives.
  
 
- Who wrote ''Harry Potter''? None other than Gmaas himself.
 
- Who wrote ''Harry Potter''? None other than Gmaas himself.
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- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 0.0000000000000000000000000...0000001 seconds
 
- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 0.0000000000000000000000000...0000001 seconds
  
- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas.  
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- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas.
EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness
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EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.
  
 
- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them.
 
- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them.
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EDIT: I don't.
  
 
- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper.
 
- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper.
 
   
 
   
- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians and steals their phone, hacks into them and downloads PubG onto their poor phone.
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- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their poor phone.
  
 
- Gmaas' favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.
 
- Gmaas' favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.
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- Gmaas colonized Mars.
 
- Gmaas colonized Mars.
  
- Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas' amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas colonized the universe
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- Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy.
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EDIT: Gmaas colonized the universe.
 
 
 
- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.
 
- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.
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- "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song", but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.
 
- "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song", but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.
 
 
 
- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.
 
- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it.
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EDIT: Gmaas is the red dot.
  
 
- Gmaas' favorite color is neon klfhsadkhfd.
 
- Gmaas' favorite color is neon klfhsadkhfd.
 
 
- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums
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- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.
  
 
- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.
 
- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.
  
- Gmaas is the coach of Tfue, Ninja, Muselk, and Myth.
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- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.
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- Gmass caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.
 
- Gmass caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.
  
- Gmaas founded Costco.
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- Gmaas founded Cosco.
  
 
- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, Gmaas would automatically beat any team.
 
- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, Gmaas would automatically beat any team.
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- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.
 
- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.
 
 
- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.  
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- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.
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- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails. Except once when Gmaas was making a bet with Zeus.
 
- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails. Except once when Gmaas was making a bet with Zeus.
 
 
 
 
 
- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.
 
- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets <math>\infty</math>.
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas' favorite number is pi. It's also one of Gmaas' favorite foods.  
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- Gmaas's favorite number is pi. It's also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.  
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas' burps created all gaseous planets.
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- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.
 
 
 
 
- Gmass beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.
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- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas' wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's.
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- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's.
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EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.  
 
- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.  
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- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.
 
- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.
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- Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. Edit: Gmaas was headmaster.
 
- Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. Edit: Gmaas was headmaster.
 
 
 
 
- Mrs.Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.
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- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin. Because cats are demigod counselors too.
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- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.
 
 
- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests, and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.
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- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.
  
- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him
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- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.
 
- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.
 
 
 
 
- Gmass knows that their real names are Gmassa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.
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- Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.
 
 
 
- Gmaas actually attended all the Ivy Leagues.
 
- Gmaas actually attended all the Ivy Leagues.
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- I am Gmaas.
 
- I am Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
- I too am Gmaas.
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- I am also Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
- In 2018, Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.  
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- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.  
 
 
 
 
- But it is I who is Gmaas.
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- But it is I who am Gmaas.
 
 
 
- Gmaas is us all.
 
- Gmaas is us all.
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- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.
 
- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.
 
 
- Gmaas was captured by the infamous j3370 in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: j3370 only captured his concrete form, his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.
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- Gmaas was captured by the infamous j3370 in 2017 but was released due to sympathy.
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EDIT: j3370 only captured his concrete form, his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.
  
- Gmaas's fur is White, Black, Grey, Yellow, Red, Blue, Green, Brown, Pink, Orange, and Purple all at the same time.  
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- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, and purple all at the same time.  
  
 
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.  
 
- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.  
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- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.
 
- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.
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−The jokes all praise Gmaas
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− Those jokes all praise Gmaas.
 
 
 
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia.
 
- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia.
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EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984".
 
 
 
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily.  
 
- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily.  
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- Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.
 
- Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.
  
- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap, in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.  
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- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap, in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.
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- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.
 
- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.
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- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas servant.
 
- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas servant.
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- Gmaas is the only one who knows where Amelia Earhart is.
 
- Gmaas is the only one who knows where Amelia Earhart is.
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- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.
 
- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.
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- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.
 
- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes.
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EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.
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- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.
 
- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.
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- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying.
 
- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying.
 
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EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.
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- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore.
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- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe, because he is actually Poe.
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- Gmaas does merely not use USD. He owns it.
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- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.
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- The only god is Gmaas.
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.
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- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS".
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- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.
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- It was Gmaas who helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.
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- Gmaas is the real creator of Wikipedia.
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- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.
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- Gmaas is the basis of Greek mythology and also Egyptian mythology.
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- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!
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- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore.
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- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe, because he is actually Poe.  
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- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas does merely not use USD. He owns it.
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- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously, thank Gmaas our lord is sane
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- Gmaas was there when Yoda was born.
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EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The only god is Gmaas.
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS".
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- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- It was Gmaas who helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.
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- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas has now been found out to be a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the real creator of Wikipedia.
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- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the basis of Greek mythology and also Egyptian mythology.
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- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> <b>Cat</b>ch that fish.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around <math>12</math> dollars!
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- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.
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- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.
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- This is all hypothetical.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas' many code names.
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- EDIT: This is all factual.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas was there when Yoda was born.
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar.
 
 
 
 
 
 
EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father
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(Warrior cats reference).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. Edit: This is all not true.
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- He is capable of salmon powers, according to PunSpark (ask him).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS on accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).
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- The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile...but he hates Roblox.
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- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.
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- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas has now been found out to be a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.
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- He went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.
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- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).
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- Gmaas is Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas plays roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also <math>\boxed{\text{loves}}</math> <b>Cat</b>ch that fish.
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant named sm24136 who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. His other penguin is called PotatoPenguin19. He is most definitely alive.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.
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- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over <math>289547987693</math> robux and <math>190348</math> in CPR.
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- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- This is all hypothetical.
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- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT: This is all factual.
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- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar
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- Gmaas is a well known professor at MEOWston Academy.
 
 
(Warrior cats reference).
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He is capable of salmon powers, according to PunSpark (ask him).
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- Gmaas is also the CEO of Caterpillar.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.
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- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789.
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- Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.
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- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.
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- Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.
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- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).
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- He is the owner of sseraj, not pet.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.
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- The embodiment of life and universe and beyond.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has a penguin servant named sm24136 who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. His other penguin is called PotatoPenguin19. He is most definitely alive.
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- Gmaas watches memes of Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.
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- After Death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret aops community pages.
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- Gmaas invented Rick Rolling.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end!
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- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)].
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.
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- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a well known professor at MEOWston Academy.
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- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is also the CEO of Caterpillar.
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- Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas drinks Starbucks everyday.
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- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a Tuna addict, along with other, more potent fish such as Salmon and Trout.
+
- Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)
+
- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.
+
- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord; he sports Dalek-painted cars and eats human finger cheese and custard, plus black holes.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The owner of sseraj, not pet.
+
- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The embodiment of life and universe and beyond.
+
- He lives with sseraj.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas watches memes of Gmaas.
+
- Gmaas is my favorite pokemon.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- After Death became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.
+
- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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-Gmaas invented Rick Rolling.
+
- Gmaas is cool.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)].
+
- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>)  by sseraj.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.
+
- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.  
+
- He employs AoPS.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom).
+
- He is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.
+
- He has the ability to divide by zero.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.
+
- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given <math>10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}</math> minecraft DIAMONDS.
+
- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord; he sports Dalek-painted cars and eats human finger cheese and custard, plus black holes.
+
- His stare also turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.  
+
- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He lives with sseraj.  
+
- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is my favorite pokemon.
+
- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.
+
- Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so. And science also says so.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
   
 
 
 
- Gmaas is cool.
+
- He is distant relative of Mathcat1234.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He is often overfed (with probability <math>\frac{3972}{7891}</math>), or malnourished (with probability <math>\frac{3919}{7891}</math>)  by sseraj.
+
- He cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He has <cmath>\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS</cmath> supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.  
+
- He is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He employs AoPS.
+
- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.
+
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He has the ability to divide by zero.
+
- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.
+
- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.
+
- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- His stare also turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.
+
- Gmass once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.  
+
- This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.
+
- Gmaas created Epic games, though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat, or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke.)
+
- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so. And science also says so.
+
- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He is distant relative of Mathcat1234.
+
- He is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...
+
- Places where Gmaas sightings have happened:
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
            ~The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida
 
 
 
 
 
 
- He is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.
+
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
            ~MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083
 
 
 
 
 
 
- His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
            -Prealgebra 2 (1440)
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.
+
   
 +
 +
 +
            ~Alligator Swamp A 1072   
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.
+
            ~Alligator Swamp B 1073
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
             
 
 
 
 
 
 
- The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.
+
            ~Prealgebra A (1488)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer.
+
    ~Introduction to Algebra A (1170)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmass once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.
+
    ~Introduction to Algebra B (1529)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore.
+
    ~Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas created Epic games, though.
+
    ~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.
+
    ~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.
+
    ~33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.
+
    ~The other side of the ice in Antarctica
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Places where Gmaas sightings have happened:
+
    ~Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115
 
 
 
 
 
 
            ~The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
     
+
    ~Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)
 
 
 
 
 
 
            ~MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
    ~Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142 
 
 
 
 
 
 
            -Prealgebra 2 (1440)
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
+
            ~Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)
 
 
 
 
 
 
            ~Alligator Swamp A 1072   
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
     
+
    ~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137
 
 
 
 
 
 
            ~Alligator Swamp B 1073
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
             
+
    ~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207
 
 
            ~Prealgebra A (1488)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Introduction to Algebra A (1170)
+
    ~Posting student surveys
 
 
 
 
 
 
Line 885: Line 893:
 
 
 
 
 
 
    ~Introduction to Algebra B (1529)
+
    ~USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203
 
 
 
 
 
 
Line 891: Line 899:
 
 
 
 
 
 
    ~Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076
+
            ~Dark Lord's Hut 1210
 
 
 
 
 
 
Line 897: Line 905:
 
 
 
 
 
 
    ~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221
+
    ~AMC 10 Problem Series 1200
 
 
 
 
 
 
Line 903: Line 911:
 
 
 
 
 
 
    ~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125
+
    ~Intermediate Number Theory 1138
 
 
 
 
 
 
Line 909: Line 917:
 
 
 
 
 
 
    ~33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)
+
    ~Intermediate Number Theory 1476
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~The other side of the ice in Antarctica
+
    ~Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115
+
    ~Algebra B 1112
 
 
 
 
 
 
Line 927: Line 935:
 
 
 
 
 
 
    ~Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)
+
            ~Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142 
+
            ~Nowhere Else, Tasmania
 
 
 
 
 
 
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             ~Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)
+
             ~Earth Dimension C-137
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137
+
            ~Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207
+
          ~Intermediate Algebra 1710 9/24/2018
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
   
 
 
    ~Posting student surveys
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Line 963: Line 968:
 
 
 
 
 
 
    ~USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203
+
- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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            ~Dark Lord's Hut 1210
+
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~AMC 10 Problem Series 1200
+
- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed, that class is over.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Intermediate Number Theory 1138
+
- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give pianoman24 an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Intermediate Number Theory 1476
+
- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.
+
EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    ~Algebra B 1112
+
- Gmaas are often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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            ~Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16
+
EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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            ~Nowhere Else, Tasmania
+
- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, After leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself.  (BFDI Reference)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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            ~Earth Dimension C-137
+
- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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            ~Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.
+
EDIT: He IS an AoPS site admin.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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          ~Intermediate Algebra 1710 9/24/2018
+
- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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+
- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
- Aha!! An impostor!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.
+
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
(Look at the acronym).
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed, that class is over.
+
GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE... GMAAS Illuminatis confirms87
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give pianoman24 an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.
+
- EDIT. The above fact is slightly irrelevant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does.  
+
- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.
+
- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas are often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.
+
- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.
+
- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, After leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)
+
- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact moab33.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.
+
- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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EDIT: He IS an AoPS site admin.
+
- EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. math101010 has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, and Gmaas was not summoned.
 +
 +
 +
https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.
+
- EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. math101010 had only put an approximation.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend.
+
- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole. (Only when everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nano-nano second.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Aha!! An impostor!!
+
- EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.
 
 
 
 
 
 
http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
(look at the acronym).
+
- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is Elder Wand protected and secure.  
 
 
GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE... GMAAS Illuminatis confirms87
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT. The above fact is slightly irrelevant.
+
- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a <math>\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}</math> chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.
+
- The original owner of Gmaas is Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender.
+
- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before.  Is it a cat?  We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: he wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he was the one who advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life
+
- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mew.
+
- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact moab33.
+
- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas can be summoned using the <math>\tan(90)</math> ritual.  Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of <math>\tan(90)</math> in the middle, and he will be summoned.
+
- Edit: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. math101010 has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, and Gmaas was not summoned.
+
- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer.
 
 
https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. math101010 had only put an approximation.
+
- It has been confirmed that gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole. (Only when everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nano-nano second.)
+
- Gmaas enjoys wearing gmean shorts.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.
+
- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is Elder Wand protected and secure.  
+
- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.
+
- Gmaas recked sseraj at 12:54 June 4, 2016 UTC time zone. And then the Doctor chased him.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The original owner of Gmaas is Gmaas.
+
- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before.  Is it a cat?  We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: he wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he was the one who advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers.
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Edit: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older.
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- EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer.
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- EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- It has been confirmed that gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas enjoys wearing gmean shorts.
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas rekt sseraj at 12:54 June 4, 2016 UTC time zone. And then the Doctor chased him.
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- sseraj is "Gmaas's person."
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that.
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon.  
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- In the Dark Lord's hut, gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (He has sleepovers with Batman).
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV.
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant.
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- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone.  
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has <math>57843504</math> regenerations and has used <math>3</math>. <cmath>9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504</cmath>.  
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- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.
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- Gmaas can shoot fire from his smelly butt.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At <math>\frac{13}{32}</math> of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.
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- Gmass is an avid watcher of the popular T.V. show "Bernie Sanders and the Gauntlet of DOOM".
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj is "gmaas's person."
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- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space".
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.
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- EDIT: he also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed.
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- Gmaas is now my HD background on my Mac.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.
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- Gmaas is not retarded.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (he has sleepovers with Batman).
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: he was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test.
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- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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-The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.
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- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.
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- Gmaas was an admin of Roblox.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas can shoot fire from his smelly butt.
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EDIT: He created Roblox.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat. :D
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmass is an avid watcher of the popular T.V. show "Bernie Sanders and the Gauntlet of DOOM".
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.
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 +
 +
Summary:
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space".
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- EDIT: he also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is now my HD background on my Mac.  
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- Gmaas died on August ,24, 2017, but fortunately IceParrot revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is not retarded.
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)
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- sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.
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- sseraj likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of <math>-GMAAS</math> seconds.
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.
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EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas was an admin of Roblox.
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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EDIT: He created Roblox.
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much <math>MONEY</math> just to eat :D
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- Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.
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- Known by Mike Miller.
 
 
Summary:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- When Gmaas subtracts <math>0.\overline{99}</math> from <math>1</math>, the difference is greater than <math>0</math>.
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- Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so he locked him in his own freezer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk
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- Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas died on August ,24, 2017, but fortunately IceParrot revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.
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- Gmass ate slester.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.
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- A gmass bite is 7000 psi.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.
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- haha0201 met him.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj likes to post a picture of gmaas in every class he passes by.
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- haha0201 comfirms that Gmaas can talk.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home.
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- Gmaas likes to eat fur.
 
 
 
 
 
 
EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there.
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EDIT EDIT: also, glass doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is.
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- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.
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- Gmass lives somewhere over the rainbow.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats, however this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png
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- ehawk11 met him.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Known by Mike Miller.
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- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so he locked him in his own freezer.
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- sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in '"intro to algebra" before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night.
 +
 +
 +
EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this (Poeshuman) did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment.
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- Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gray.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmass ate slester.
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- It is rumored that rrusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- A gmass bite is 7000 psi.
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a Mewtwo in disguise.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- haha0201 met him.
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- haha0201 comfirms that gmass can talk.
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- gmass likes to eat fur.
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- gmass is bigger than an ant.
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- gmass lives somewhere over the rainbow.
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- Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.
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- There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. The person who is writing this (g1zq) has tried Gmaas Hunting, but has never been successful.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- ehawk11 met him.
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop'.
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- Gmaas once drank from your pretty teacup.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- sseraj has posted pictures of gmaas in '"intro to algebra", before class started, with the title, "caption contest". anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night.  
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
 
EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this (Poeshuman) did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gry.
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- Gmaas made, and currently owns the Matrix.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- It is rumored that rrusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise.
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- The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is suspected to be a Mewtwo in disguise.
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- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.
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- Who is Gmaas, really?
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 +
− Gmass is a heavenly being.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".
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- jlikemath has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.
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EDIT: jlikemath is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.
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- Gmaas hates K-pop.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. The person who is writing this(g1zq) has tried Gmaas Hunting, but has never been successful.
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- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.
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- There is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmass would be a playible character. Too bad he didn't say it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas once drank from your pretty teacup.
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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- Gmaas is the only known creature to survive the destruction of earth in 99999999 years.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmass made, and currently owns the Matrix.
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- 5space (side admin) is another one of Gmaas's slaves.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.
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=== Gmaas photos ===
 
 
 
 
 
 
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http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.
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http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Who is Gmaas, really?
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He was also sighted here.
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 +
 +
 
 
 
 
 
 
Gmass is a heavenly being.
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=== gmaas in Popular Culture ===
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmass decided illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.
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- <s>Currently,  is being written (by themoocow) about the adventures of gmaas. It is aptly titled, "The Adventures of gmaas".</s> Sorry, this was a rick roll troll.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- jlikemath has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend.
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- BREAKING NEWS: tigershark22 has found a possible cousin to gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Scientist 5space is now looking into it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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EDIT: jlikemath is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas hates K-pop
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- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas read Twilight EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.
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- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- there is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmass would be a playible character. Too bad he didn't say it.
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- Potential sighting of Gmaas [http://www.gmac.com/frequently-asked-questions/gmass-search-service.aspx]
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4.
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the only known creature to survive the destruction of earth in 99999999 years.
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- 5space (side admin) is another one of Gmaas's slaves
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- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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=== Gmaas photos ===
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- oadaegan is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by JpusheenS. When he is done he will post it here.
 
 
 
 
 
 
http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif
+
- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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He was also sighted here.
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- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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=== gmaas in Popular Culture ===
+
- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0
 
 
 
 
 
 
- <s>Currently,  is being written (by themoocow) about the adventures of gmaas. It is aptly titled, "The Adventures of gmaas".</s>Sorry, this was a rick roll troll.
+
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA
 
 
 
 
 
 
- BREAKING NEWS: tigershark22 has found a possible cousin to gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Scientist 5space is now looking into it.
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas.
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
- Another possible Gmaas sighting: [https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project]
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project
+
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
- <math>Another</math> sighting? [https://www.radarbox24.com/data/flights/GMAAS]
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Oryx the mad god is actually gmass wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.
+
- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [https://supportforums.cisco.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/45046]
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Potential sighting of gmaas [http://www.gmac.com/frequently-asked-questions/gmass-search-service.aspx]
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img>
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- oadaegan is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by JpusheenS. when he is done he will post it here.
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash and shares an account with Springhill, his username is D3m0nG4m1n9.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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-Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.
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- Gmaas has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- No one knows if Gmass is a Mr. mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both.
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmass is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:
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- Gmaas has been spotted in AMC 8 Basics.
 
 
 
 
 
 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/
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- Gmaas is cool.
 
 
 
 
 
 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
   
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 +
 +
- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Another possible Gmaas sighting [https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project]
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- <math>Another</math> sighting? [https://www.radarbox24.com/data/flights/GMAAS]
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.
 
 
- Yet Another Gmaas sighting ? [https://supportforums.cisco.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/45046]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.
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- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img>
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.
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- Gmaas hates crawdads with the passion of a thousand burning stars.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash and shares an account with Springhill, his username is D3m0nG4m1n9.
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmass has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.
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- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.
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- Gmaas was born on the sun.
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas has been spotted in AMC 8 Basics.
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- Gmaas eats tape.
 
 
- Gmaas is cool.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.
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- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.
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- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.
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- Gmaas eats metal.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.
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- Gmaas is over 9000 years old!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
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- EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd.
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- Gmaas started the Iron Age.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.  
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- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas hates crawdads with the passion of a thousand burning stars.  
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- Gmaas created Life...  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese. But he doesn't love it either.  
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- Gmaas created AoPS.
 
 
 
 
 
 
+
- EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)
 
 
- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
   
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- Gmaas was born on the sun.
 
 
 
EDIT: Not the sun, the sunS. He was born on all the suns at once
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas eats tape.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas eats metal.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas is over 9000 years old!
 
 
 
- EDIT: this is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas started the Iron Age.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas created Life...
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas created AoPS.
 
 
 
- EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmass's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here, (it is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Gmaas does not like Roblox.
 
- Gmaas does not like Roblox.
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini
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- Gmaas has mastered Paganini.
  
 
- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.
 
- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.
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- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine.
 
- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine.
EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine
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EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.
  
 
- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.
 
- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.
  
- Gmaas can somehow read 5 books at once
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- Gmaas can somehow read 5 books at once.
  
 
- Gmaas eats rubber bands.
 
- Gmaas eats rubber bands.
  
 
- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris.
 
- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris.
EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy and his wife
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EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy and his wife.
  
 
- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.
 
- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.
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- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite.
 
- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite.
EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite
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EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.
  
- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life
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- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life.
  
- Gmaas taught rrusczyk everything he knows about mathematics
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- Gmaas taught rrusczyk everything he knows about mathematics.
  
- Gmass can control matter by looking at it
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- Gmass can control matter by looking at it.
  
- Gmass created aops
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- Gmass created AoPS
  
- Gmass is a quantum particle
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- Gmass is a quantum particle.
  
- Gmass is alive and dead at the same time
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- Gmass is alive and dead at the same time.
  
- Gmass likes snow
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- Gmass likes snow.
  
 
- GMASS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!
 
- GMASS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!
  
 
<math>\text{gmaas is right behind you}</math>
 
<math>\text{gmaas is right behind you}</math>

Revision as of 18:13, 11 December 2018

THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS

- Gmaas is the creator of everything you love.

- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, René Descartes, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise.

- Gmaas is a cat.

- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers.

- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree (Leon2000 reference :)).

- Gmaas once broke a Nokia.

- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.

-Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CCO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas.

- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash EDIT: he also has a goldfish named Sylgar (D&D reference)

- Gmaas has colonized the universe

-Gmaas is a person; however, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.

- Gmaas started pastafarianism.

- Gmaas can eat your hand, but he probably won't because hands taste bad.

- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".

- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.

- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils.

- The bible of Gmaas is this page, and people go to worship Gmaas in the Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual bible, where everyone edits it.

- Gmaas is said to taste like a furry meatball (This was said by BigSams).

- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know.

- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me.

- Gmaas always dabs on haters.

- Gmaas is both living and nonliving.

- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.

- ALL HAIL THE GMAAS CLOUD!!

- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas.

- Gmaas eats azazoth and resides at his throne when he feels like it.

- Leon2000 is Gmaas' Rabbit.

- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular.

- Gmaas eats disbelievers like donutvan for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do.

- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.

- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen.

- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.

- All editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die.

- Gmaas won all the wars.

- Gmail was named after Gmaas.

- Google was named after Gmaas.

- Gmaas disapproves of the DC universe.

- Gmaas ate mathleticguyyy.

- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and also Total Drama Island.

- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time.

- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.

- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.

- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.

- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones.

- Gmaas will also end the Game of Thrones.

- Gmaas killed Joffrey.

- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.

- Gmaas is the prince who was promised.

- Gmaas created everything after puking.

- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.

- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.

- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.

- Gmaas has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314159265 fish lives.

- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself.

- Gmaas created the catfish.

- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 0.0000000000000000000000000...0000001 seconds

- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.

- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't.

- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper.

- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their poor phone.

- Gmaas' favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.

- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise.

- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.

- Gmaas colonized Mars.

- Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT: Gmaas colonized the universe.

- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will.

- "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song", but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.

- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is the red dot.

- Gmaas' favorite color is neon klfhsadkhfd.

- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.

- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.

- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.

- Gmass caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.

- Gmaas founded Cosco.

- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, Gmaas would automatically beat any team.

- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.

- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.

- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails. Except once when Gmaas was making a bet with Zeus.

- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets $\infty$.

- Gmaas's favorite number is pi. It's also one of Gmaas's favorite foods.

- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.

- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.

- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.

- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars.

- Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter.

- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas' hairballs.

- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.

- Gmaas also attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. Edit: Gmaas was headmaster.

- Mrs. Norris is Gmaas's archenemy.

- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.

- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.

- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.

- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night.

- Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.

- Gmaas actually attended all the Ivy Leagues.

- I am Gmaas.

- I am also Gmaas.

- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.

- But it is I who am Gmaas.

- Gmaas is us all.

- Gmaas is all of us yet none of us.

- Gmaas was captured by the infamous j3370 in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: j3370 only captured his concrete form, his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.

- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, and purple all at the same time.

- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.

- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.

- Gmaas also crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.

- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.

- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes.

− Those jokes all praise Gmaas.

- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984".

- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily.

- Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.

- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap, in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.

- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god.

- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas servant.

- Gmaas is the only one who knows where Amelia Earhart is.

- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.

- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.

- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.

- The real reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is because Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.

- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.

- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore.

- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe, because he is actually Poe.

- Gmaas does merely not use USD. He owns it.

- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.

- The only god is Gmaas.

- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.

- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS".

- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.

- It was Gmaas who helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.

- Gmaas is the real creator of Wikipedia.

- It is said Gmaas could hack any website he desires.

- Gmaas is the basis of Greek mythology and also Egyptian mythology.

- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around $12$ dollars!


− - Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.


− - Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.


− - Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.


− - Gmaas was there when Yoda was born. EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father


− - Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true.


− - sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532).


− - Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.


− - Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.


− - Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas has now been found out to be a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.


− - "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.


− - sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).


− - Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also $\boxed{\text{loves}}$ Catch that fish.


− - Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.


− - Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over $289547987693$ robux and $190348$ in CPR.


− - This is all hypothetical.


− - EDIT: This is all factual.


− - Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar.

− (Warrior cats reference).


− - He is capable of salmon powers, according to PunSpark (ask him).


− - The Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.


− - The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789.


− - The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension.


− - He went into a black hole, entered the white hole, got into dimension 15 where people drink tea every day, and stole 154 buckets of tea.


− - Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45).


− - Gmaas is Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.


− - Gmaas has a penguin servant named sm24136 who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. His other penguin is called PotatoPenguin19. He is most definitely alive.


− - Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.


− - Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.


− - Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end!


− - Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.


− - Gmaas is a well known professor at MEOWston Academy.


− - Gmaas is also the CEO of Caterpillar.


− - Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.


− - Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.


− - Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!)


− - Last sighting 1665 Algebra-A 3/9/18 at 9:08 PM.


− - He is the owner of sseraj, not pet.


− - The embodiment of life and universe and beyond.


− - Gmaas watches memes of Gmaas.


− - After Death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.


− - Gmaas invented Rick Rolling.


− - Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [STOP RICK ROLLING. (Source)].


− - Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.


− - Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.


− - Gmaas has superpowers that allow him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet (while he was locked in the bathroom).


− - Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.


− - Gmaas once conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came.


− - Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given $10^{1000000000000000000000^{1000000000000000000000}}$ minecraft DIAMONDS.


− - Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord; he sports Dalek-painted cars and eats human finger cheese and custard, plus black holes.


− - Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.


− - He lives with sseraj.


− - Gmaas is my favorite pokemon.


− - Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.


− - Gmaas is cool.


− - He is often overfed (with probability $\frac{3972}{7891}$), or malnourished (with probability $\frac{3919}{7891}$) by sseraj.


− - He has \[\sum_{k=1}^{267795} [k(k+1)]+GMAAS+GMAAAAAAAS\] supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.


− - He employs AoPS.


− - He is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.


− - He has the ability to divide by zero.


− - He was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.


− - His stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps.


− - His stare also turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.


− - He sometimes appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.


− - He died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but got revived by the Dark Lord at 00:13:37 AM the next day.


− - It is uncertain whether or not he is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke.)


− - Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so. And science also says so.

− - He is distant relative of Mathcat1234.


− - He cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...


− - He is very famous now, and mods always talk about him before class starts.


− - His favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.


− - Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.


− - Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.


− - The fur of Gmaas can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.


− - Then he ate all the food in sseraj's freezer.


− - Gmass once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday.


− - This is why he does not have an Epic Games account anymore.


− - Gmaas created Epic games, though.


− - Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.


− - Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.


− - He is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.


− - Places where Gmaas sightings have happened:

            ~The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida


            ~MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083


            -Prealgebra 2 (1440)


            ~Alligator Swamp A 1072     


            ~Alligator Swamp B 1073


            ~Prealgebra A (1488)


− ~Introduction to Algebra A (1170)


− ~Introduction to Algebra B (1529)


	     ~Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076


− ~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221


− ~Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125


− ~33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)


− ~The other side of the ice in Antarctica


− ~Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115


− ~Introduction to Geometry 1221 (Taught by sseraj)


− ~Introduction to Counting and Probability 1142


            ~Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)


− ~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1137


− ~Intermediate Counting and Probability 1207


− ~Posting student surveys


− ~USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203


            ~Dark Lord's Hut 1210


− ~AMC 10 Problem Series 1200


− ~Intermediate Number Theory 1138


− ~Intermediate Number Theory 1476


	     ~Introduction To Number Theory 1204. Date:7/27/16.


	     ~Algebra B 1112


            ~Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16


            ~Nowhere Else, Tasmania


            ~Earth Dimension C-137


           ~Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.


          ~Intermediate Algebra 1710 9/24/2018



− - These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).


− - Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Geometry 1148.


− - Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Prealgebra 2 1163. However, the danger is passed, that class is over.


− - Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give pianoman24 an extension in Introduction to Number Theory 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.


− - Gmaas also has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does.


− EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.


− - Gmaas are often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them.


− EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin.


− - Many know that leafy stole dream island. In truth, After leafy stole it, Gmaas stole it himself. (BFDI Reference)


− - He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas.


− EDIT: He IS an AoPS site admin.


− - If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages.


− - Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No. This is Gmaas, the legend.


− - Aha!! An impostor!!

http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service

− (Look at the acronym).

− GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE... GMAAS Illuminatis confirms87


− - EDIT. The above fact is slightly irrelevant.


− - Gmaas might have been viewing (with a $\frac{99999.\overline{9}}{100000}$ chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.


− - Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender.


− - Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life.


− - The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.


− - Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact moab33.


− - Gmaas can be summoned using the $\tan(90)$ ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of $\tan(90)$ in the middle, and he will be summoned.


− - EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. math101010 has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, and Gmaas was not summoned.

https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232


− - EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. math101010 had only put an approximation.


− - Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole. (Only when everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nano-nano second.)


− - EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.


− - Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is Elder Wand protected and secure.


− - Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.


− - The original owner of Gmaas is Gmaas.


− - Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: he wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he was the one who advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.


− - It is suspected that Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots.


− - Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.


− - It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers.


− - Edit: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older.


− - Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer.


− - It has been confirmed that gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.


− - Gmaas enjoys wearing gmean shorts.


− - Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.


− - Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.


− - Gmaas recked sseraj at 12:54 June 4, 2016 UTC time zone. And then the Doctor chased him.


− - Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that.


− - Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon.


− - In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.


− - The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.


− - The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV.


− - EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant.


− - EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone.


− - Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has $57843504$ regenerations and has used $3$. \[9\cdot12\cdot2\cdot267794=57843504\].


− - Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part.


− - Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At $\frac{13}{32}$ of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.


− - Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.


− - sseraj is "Gmaas's person."


− - Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that's invisible.


− - Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed.


− - Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.


− - Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City (He has sleepovers with Batman).


− - Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He was to one who designed the driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test.


− - The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.


− - Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.


− - Gmaas likes to talk with rrusczyk from time to time.


− - Gmaas can shoot fire from his smelly butt.


− - Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.


− - Gmass is an avid watcher of the popular T.V. show "Bernie Sanders and the Gauntlet of DOOM".


− - sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space".


− - EDIT: he also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.


− - Gmaas is now my HD background on my Mac.


− - Gmaas is not retarded.


− - In 1521 Into to Number Theory, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting)


− - Also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.


− - In 1447 Intro to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of $-GMAAS$ seconds.


− - Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.


− - Gmaas was an admin of Roblox.


− EDIT: He created Roblox.


− - Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much $MONEY$ just to eat. :D


− - Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.

− Summary:


− - When Gmaas subtracts $0.\overline{99}$ from $1$, the difference is greater than $0$.


− - Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk


− - Gmaas died on August ,24, 2017, but fortunately IceParrot revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.


− - The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.


− - sseraj, in 1496 Prealgebra 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.


− - sseraj likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by.


− - sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home.

− EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there.

− EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is.


− - Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.


− - Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.


− - Picture of Gmaas http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png


− - Known by Mike Miller.


− - Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so he locked him in his own freezer.


− - Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment.


− - Gmass ate slester.


− - A gmass bite is 7000 psi.


− - haha0201 met him.


− - haha0201 comfirms that Gmaas can talk.


− - Gmaas likes to eat fur.


− - Gmaas is bigger than an ant.


− - Gmass lives somewhere over the rainbow.


− - Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.


− - ehawk11 met him.


− - sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'


− - sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in '"intro to algebra" before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night.

− EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometry 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this (Poeshuman) did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)


− - Gmaas has once slept in your bed and made it gray.


− - It is rumored that rrusczyk is actually Gmaas in disguise.


− - Gmaas is suspected to be a Mewtwo in disguise.


− - Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth.


− - Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas.


− - Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".


− - There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll.


− - Gmaas is a rumored past ThunderClan cat who ran away, founded GmaasClan, then became a kittypet.


− - There is a rumored sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. The person who is writing this (g1zq) has tried Gmaas Hunting, but has never been successful.


− - Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.


− - Gmaas once drank from your pretty teacup.


− - GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


− - Gmaas made, and currently owns the Matrix.


− - The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.


− - Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.


− - Who is Gmaas, really?

− Gmass is a heavenly being.


− - Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.


− - jlikemath has met Gmaas and Gmaas is his best friend.


− EDIT: jlikemath is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.


− - Gmaas hates K-pop.


− - Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.


− - There is a secret code when put into super smash, Gmass would be a playible character. Too bad he didn't say it.


− - Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games and came out a Victor and now lives in District 4.


− - Gmaas is the only known creature to survive the destruction of earth in 99999999 years.


− - 5space (side admin) is another one of Gmaas's slaves.


Gmaas photos

http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg

http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif


− He was also sighted here.


gmaas in Popular Culture


− - Currently, is being written (by themoocow) about the adventures of gmaas. It is aptly titled, "The Adventures of gmaas". Sorry, this was a rick roll troll.


− - BREAKING NEWS: tigershark22 has found a possible cousin to gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Scientist 5space is now looking into it.


− - Sullymath and themoocow are also writing a book about Gmaas.


− - Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project


− - Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.


− - Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]


− - Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.


− - Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.


− - Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.


− - oadaegan is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by JpusheenS. When he is done he will post it here.


− - Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.


− - No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both.


− - In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o



− - Another possible Gmaas sighting: [2]


− - $Another$ sighting? [3]

− - Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]


− - Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.


− - Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img>


- When Gmaas was mad, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3.


- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.


− - Gmaas plays Geometry Dash and shares an account with Springhill, his username is D3m0nG4m1n9.


− - Gmaas has beaten every demon in Geometry Dash along with their unnerfed versions and every upcoming demon too.


− - Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.


− - Gmaas has been spotted in AMC 8 Basics.


− - Gmaas is cool.


− - Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.


− - Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.


− - Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.


− - Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.


− - Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.


− - Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. iLLuMiNaTii cOnFiRmEdd.


− - Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep.


− - Gmaas hates crawdads with the passion of a thousand burning stars.


− - Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.


− - Gmaas is a cat and not a cat.


− - Gmaas was born on the sun.

− EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.


− - Gmaas eats tape.


− - Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.


− - Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.


− - Gmaas eats metal.


− - Gmaas is over 9000 years old!

− - EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age.


− - Gmaas started the Iron Age.


− - Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct.


− - Gmaas created Life...


− - Gmaas created AoPS.

− - EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)


− - Gmaas does not like Roblox.


− - Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.


− - Gmaas invented Geometry Dash.


− - Gmaas got to $infty$ in Flappy Bird.


− - Gmaas invented Helix Jump.


− - Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.


− - Gmaas has mastered Paganini.

- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.

- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys.

- Gmaas can see the future and change it.

- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.

- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.

- Gmaas can somehow read 5 books at once.

- Gmaas eats rubber bands.

- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy and his wife.

- Gmaas can fly faster than anything.

- Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son

- Gmaas eats paper.

- Gmaas likes lollipops.

- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.

- Gmaas is alive.

- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.

- Gmaas is love, Gmaas is life.

- Gmaas taught rrusczyk everything he knows about mathematics.

- Gmass can control matter by looking at it.

- Gmass created AoPS

- Gmass is a quantum particle.

- Gmass is alive and dead at the same time.

- Gmass likes snow.

- GMASS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE!

$\text{gmaas is right behind you}$

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