Wood2009, the awesome Block about wood (no seriously)
1. Wood2009 is a boy. He likes Aops.
2. He has 20000000000 problems done. 99 of them are wrong
3. He is not awesome, he is saucesome.
4. He is a devoted worshiper of Gmaas. (Maybe not)
5. His favorite numbers are 36,58,96.
6. His image is a picture of Gmaas cause he doesn't want people to know that he worships Gmaas.
7. He has a lot of friends.
8. He looks like this when he is mad, sad, happy, annoyed, and so on. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.bwbx.io%2Fimages%2Fusers%2FiqjWHBFdfxIU%2FiKIWgaiJUtss%2Fv2%2F1000x-1.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloomberg.com%2Fnews%2Farticles%2F2019-04-24%2Fmajor-emperor-penguin-breeding-ground-gone-barren-since-2016&tbnid=ztqYTrwHwMgrWM&vet=12ahUKEwjivNWN_u3qAhWZIN8KHViRC5cQMygDegUIARDXAQ..i&docid=yLvxMklUWZooRM&w=1000&h=750&q=penguin&safe=strict&ved=2ahUKEwjivNWN_u3qAhWZIN8KHViRC5cQMygDegUIARDXAQ
9. He hates giving up problems on alcumus.
10. He has given up 3 problems.
11. He doesn't flex. He does the opposite ( he fails to flex )
12. His highest rating is 96.32 (flex) REALLY BAD.
13. This was not written by him.
14. He is known to have written some pretty stupid things such as
15. He is the one and only (insert adjective here)
16. Wood2009 created this page (contradiction)
17. This is his profile https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/user/371845
18. All hail the fail
WOOD2009 (oh what a fail)