User:Aopspandy

Aopspandy is an AoPS user that likes doing math and creates bogus proofs. Aopspandy is also a user on https://scratch.mit.edu, called hi0301. If you want to see my profile, go to https://scratch.mit.edu/users/hi0301.

Bogus Proofs

Bogus Proof 1:
$0$ can be written as $0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...$, and since $1 - 1 = 0$, $0 = ( 1 - 1 ) + ( 1 - 1 ) + ( 1 - 1 )...$ because of the first statement I said. Now, we can change this to $1 + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1)...$, and because $-1 + 1$ is $0$, $0 = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0...$, which means $0 = 1$.
Bogus Proof 2:
Using the result of our first bogus proof ($1=0$), we can add $1$ to both sides to get $1 = 2$, and now we can add $1$ to both sides of our second equation to get $2 = 3$, and we can repeat this process infinitely to get that all the integers are equal. Now you don't have to worry about calculation errors, because every integer is the same! :D

Random Statements that are actually true

  • Every odd integer has an e in it
  • You can't say "m" perfectly without closing your lips