User:Bluespruce
Ridley-C says: bluespruce is a tree?
RandomPieKevin says: bluespruce is a blue spruce tree! :)
Ridley-C says: ooo I like that :) :) :)
bluespruce says: ooo I like you :) :) :)
Ridley-C says: Ewwwww! get away you freak!
bluespruce says: but I loovvve tomboys!
Ridley-C says: you're weird.
RandomPieKevin says: ooooohhhhhh kayyyyyyy....
written by RandomPieKevin
Afterword:
Obviously, we know that bluespruce will raise numerous objections to this script; however, we also know that bluespruce like tomboys, especially Ridley-C. The two will eventually fall in love even though Ridley-C currently resents bluespruce and sees him as a weird freak. (Yes, the redundancy is necessary. Very necessary indeed.) We wish the two the best of luck and hope that they have a prime number of children. JK!
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