Congratulations Wolstenholme!

by jellymoop, Aug 11, 2016, 10:15 PM

Congratulations Wolstenholme! Good job for staying alive!! This is actually impressive considering your eating / sleeping habits. This summer I have been privileged to watch you reach new heights such as teaching Geo 3, publishing a book, roasting me to unbelievable levels, and turning into a massive weeb. You have also become a personal mentor of sorts, and I'd like to describe the positive impact you've had on my life in hopes that you understand how much I appreciate your presence in my life.

First off, I'd like to thank you for opening my eyes and heart to people who transcend the gender spectrum. I am so disappointed in myself for ever asking why you use "aura" as a pronoun. I cannot believe I ever doubted you when you claimed not to be a singular entity. But with your kind guidance and reminders that I am a 'privileged piece of cisgender scum,' you taught me to be empathetic. Now I am ready to encounter people with new age spiritual identities in college, because they can't be much worse than you.

Second, I'd like to thank you for teaching me to be patient. An ambitious Trans-Earth like you has a busy schedule, and I understand if you prioritize every living being underneath league of legends. Those minutes, hours, days spent outside your door, waiting for your league game to slow down so you could get up and let me in--- I really treasured that time to myself. I think those moments were when I realized I wanted to become Exactly Like You. And don't get me started on how fuzzy I felt when you would open the door and go running back to your desk because you let me in mid-game.

Third, I'd like to thank you for being vulnerable and human around me. Sometimes I worry that our generation is becoming too emotionless, but seeing the sadness in your eyes when you requested that I stop eating your Milanos really erased all worries for me. I have never felt so strongly moved before, and I realize I may not see such raw emotion again.

Finally, I'd like to thank you for showing me how to think critically. You have transformed my perspective on the world, as I will never high five another person again. I was a fool to assume it'd be safe to high five you. Also, your constant stream of roasts has helped me develop a better understanding of who I am today. Thank you, Wolstenholme. I look forward to living in the same city as you in a month!!!

I am sorry that there are only four points; you have taught me all I know. However, my brain capacity is limited at age 14. Everyone else should share what they have learned from the great and mighty Wolstenholme!!

Hi Wolstenholme

by djmathman, Jun 25, 2016, 2:52 PM

A little birdie once told me that AMSP Cornell 2016 is just around the corner!!

I hope you had fun being a Cosmin and resident Chipotle promoter at UTD!!

see you in a few days ;) ;)

pickles on pizza

by briantix, Apr 5, 2016, 10:07 PM

=Wolstenholme's fav food

not kidding ask him on fb

2016 post

by briantix, Mar 20, 2016, 6:13 AM

we should catch up and actually meet up I haven't seen you since MOP 2014 O.o come to the bay area plssssss

Awesome Solution to a MIT Multivar Problem

by Wolstenholme, Sep 3, 2015, 4:23 AM

OK, so in the last few days BOGTRO and I tested out of MIT's multivariable calculus class (class 18.02). One of the harder problems on the test was the following:

Consider the ball of radius $a$ centered at the point $(0, 0, a)$. What is the average distance from the origin to a point in this ball?

So, the natural inclination would be to do a simple triple integral after translating to spherical coordinates. However, despite the nice bounds $0 \le \theta \le 2\pi$ and $0 \le \phi \le \frac{\pi}{2}$, the bounds for $\rho$ require the Law of Sines/Cosines which is just dumb. So, BOGTRO and I (with Chris Shao also aiding in the conception of this beautiful idea) present the following "clearly-intended" solution - prepare your bodies!

get rekt mit

Unfortunately, BOGTRO and I kept up messing up our calculations so this took us an hour lol.

Congratulations Wolstenholme!

by jellymoop, Aug 12, 2015, 2:06 AM

Today is a very special day for Wolstenholme!! He has accomplished something that no one younger than him has EVER achieved before! You should all congratulate him.

In celebration of this special day, I offer Wolstenholme numerous gifts:

1) The title of Chipotle Fellow. Jk he earned it himself and also I have no authority to give him such things.

2) 6-month-old footage of him flipping his hair. Sent through a secure communication method because no one else is ready to see the film. To give you perspective, if I released this film in California, the drought wouldn't be a problem anymore due to the wetness.

Everyone would be crying about his cuteness :omighty:

3) His matchomatics results. Unsurprisingly, his extremal match number is equal to the maximum number of people he can meet between two meals at chipotle. We also provide the following lemma.

Lemma: In the complete Wolstenholme graph, the chipotle graph is infinite.
Proof: Assume that Wolstenholme can be satisfied by a finite amount of chipotle. Contradiction.

But yay good job Wolstenholme for aging!! We support you as you continue to age, possibly exponentially as you begin your intensive studies as a Chipotle Fellow.

Now it is time for audience participation!! Go give Wolstenholme all of your money to show your support for his life achievements.

Jellymoop you are the greatest (and I stole your idea of commenting in bold)
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Day two of that Putnam

by Wolstenholme, Aug 8, 2015, 7:35 AM

$B.1.$ Let $a_j$, $b_j$, $c_j$ be integers for $1 \le j \le N$. Assume for each $j$, at least one of $a_j$, $b_j$, $c_j$ is odd. Show that there exists integers $r, s, t$ such that $ra_j+sb_j+tc_j$ is odd for at least $\tfrac{4N}{7}$ values of $j$, $1 \le j \le N$.

solution

$B.2.$ Prove that the expression \[ \dfrac {\text {gcd}(m, n)}{n} \dbinom {n}{m} \] is an integer for all pairs of integers $ n \ge m \ge 1 $.

solution

$B.4.$ Let $f(x)$ be a continuous function such that $f(2x^2-1)=2xf(x)$ for all $x$. Show that $f(x)=0$ for $-1\le x \le 1$.

solution

$B.5.$ Let $S_0$ be a finite set of positive integers. We define finite sets $S_1, S_2, \cdots$ of positive integers as follows: the integer $a$ in $S_{n+1}$ if and only if exactly one of $a-1$ or $a$ is in $S_n$. Show that there exist infinitely many integers $N$ for which $S_N = S_0 \cup \{ N + a: a \in S_0 \}$.

solution

$B.6.$ Let $B$ be a set of more than $\tfrac{2^{n+1}}{n}$ distinct points with coordinates of the form $(\pm 1, \pm 1, \cdots, \pm 1)$ in $n$-dimensional space with $n \ge 3$. Show that there are three distinct points in $B$ which are the vertices of an equilateral triangle.
solution

Well I'd say I got at least a 101 on this Putnam!!!! The overall first place score in 2000 was 96....darn wish I could take it haha :)

Well I did a Putnam for fun... and I did unexpectedly well

by Wolstenholme, Aug 7, 2015, 7:47 AM

So, here's what I could accomplish today on the 2000 Putnam

$A.1)$ Let $A$ be a positive real number. What are the possible values of $\displaystyle\sum_{j=0}^{\infty} x_j^2, $ given that $x_0, x_1, \cdots$ are positive numbers for which $\displaystyle\sum_{j=0}^{\infty} x_j = A$?

solution

$A.2)$ Prove that there exist infinitely many integers $n$ such that $n$, $n+1$, $n+2$ are each the sum of the squares of two integers. [Example: $0=0^2+0^2$, $1=0^2+1^2$, $2=1^2+1^2$.]

solution

$A.3)$ The octagon $P_1P_2P_3P_4P_5P_6P_7P_8$ is inscribed in a circle with the vertices around the circumference in the given order. Given that the polygon $P_1P_3P_5P_7$ is a square of area $5$, and the polygon $P_2P_4P_6P_8$ is a rectangle of area $4$, find the maximum possible area of the octagon.

solution

$A.4)$ Show that the improper integral \[ \lim_{B \rightarrow \infty} \displaystyle\int_{0}^{B} \sin (x) \sin (x^2) dx \] converges.

partial credit?

$A.5)$ Three distinct points with integer coordinates lie in the plane on a circle of radius $r>0$. Show that two of these points are separated by a distance of at least $r^{1/3}$.

solution

$A.6)$ Let $f(x)$ be a polynomial with integer coefficients. Define a sequence $a_0, a_1, \cdots $ of integers such that $a_0=0$ and $a_{n+1}=f(a_n)$ for all $n \ge 0$. Prove that if there exists a positive integer $m$ for which $a_m=0$ then either $a_1=0$ or $a_2=0$.

solution
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My Secret Goal

by Wolstenholme, Jul 15, 2015, 2:54 AM

Ever since I decided to really involve myself in math competitions and the math community, I had a secret goal of making 10,000 dollars from competitions/jobs related to math contests before I got to college. Today I reached that goal.

This means chipotle every day, twice a day, all four years of college :)

Thank you jellymoop!

by Wolstenholme, Jun 13, 2015, 1:57 AM

Thank you for the beautiful response! I am so sorry to hear about those research papers, but don't worry, I am sure that during your time at the Researching Slug Intercourse camp you will be able to work with mentalgenius and create a newer, better matchomatics program!

Also of course the field of studying my girlfriends is "obsolete"- the outdated concept of a "girlfriend" introduces unnecessary barriers between girls and boys and by using the term you both admit your lack of recognition that gender is fluid as well as reinforce harmful gender roles (that yes, are "obsolete").

Now, before I continue... get ready. Prepare yourself readers. As you quoted yourself jellymoop - "mess with the best, die like the rest" -Zero Cool

I have a couple of questions about math and your relationship with my roommate:

Does your love for him have a proper subgroup isomorphic to itself?

That's a pretty sweet and harmless math pun right? I thought so too.... no more of that stuff - it just got real.

Are you going to invert his line about your circle? ;)

I see you and nsun48 are very close... are you and my roommate planning to turn your binary operation into a free group action? ;)

Will he find your particular point over the reals so that your spaces can be connected? ;)

Is my roommate the "basis" of all your fantasies, and if so will he "span" your space tonight? ;)

If you cross his path, will he find a neighborhood of himself inside you? ;)

Do you know topology? Because you guys are like T_2 - completely inseparable. ;)

Do you want his limit point to be in your open neighborhood tonight? ;)

*drop mic*
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