Pizza Ordering Protip

by djmathman, May 20, 2018, 11:23 PM

Suppose you're running ARML practice for a day because the normal coach is out of town. Said coach sends you an email and tells you "I would order pizza about 30 minutes before you want it to come."

This does not mean that he was the one that was going to be ordering the pizza. >.<

gosh darn it i'm an idiot

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LOL $\quad$

by wu2481632, May 21, 2018, 12:22 AM

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and then dj says a bad word

by harry1234, May 21, 2018, 1:34 AM

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hoooooooly

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o w8 i remember this

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lol $ $ $ $

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  • legendary problem writer

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  • orz $$\,$$

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  • hi dj $ $ $ $

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  • i wanna submit my own problems lol

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  • hi dj, may i have the role of contributer? :D

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  • This was helpful!

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  • waiting for a recap of your amc proposals for this year :D

    by ihatemath123, Feb 17, 2023, 3:18 PM

  • also happy late bday man! i missed it by 2 days but hope you are enjoyed it

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  • :love: tfw kakuro appears on amc :love:

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  • Hi dj :)

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  • Roses are red,
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    by ihatemath123, Aug 6, 2022, 12:19 AM

  • hello :)

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  • Do you have a link to your main blog that you started after graduating from high school, I couldn't find it. @dj I met you IRL at Awesome Math summer Program several years ago.

    by First, Mar 1, 2022, 5:18 PM

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