according to google
its
"a children's term for an imaginary germ said to have infected a person of the opposite sex or someone considered socially undesirable."
but like
how come ppl are scared of them
and like why does the opposite sex have them
doesnt that mean everyone has cooties
so then whats the point of running
cuz a few days ago
my friend gave me oreos
and my brother slapped them outta my hand
because
"be careful he has cooties"
and im like "what in the world are cooties"
cuz i was really really confused and id like heard the word cooties before
but had no clue what they are
wait are cooties real
theyre made up right cuz
yeah wtv
and it says ppl considered socially undesirable
doesnt that mean like
politicians have cooties
is it as soon as someone doesnt like u then u have cooties forever
can you like make them go away or like
are you stuck with them forever
cuz thats just sad

adios