He has officially died. 3 AM, April 27 was his last hour. After breaking through the door lock, he was found in his bedroom, a trashcan full of coffees and red bulls, a desk full of endless English review worksheets, a laptop screen full of streaming APUSH review videos, hands full of calculus worksheets, his body torn from running a 3K in PE class, and his mind full of loneliness, depression, and despair. According to a neighbor, he visited AoPS.com, blew a kiss, then he physically kissed his math books, and then he collapsed and died.

At 7 AM this morning, his alarm clock rang, but the corpse didn't move. It was seen by his dad, and the stiff corpse was dressed with clothes, a heavy-as-lead bag strapped onto the corpse's shoulders, food forcibly chugged down the corpse's throat, and the corpse was thrown out of the house by his father and the body was sent to school. The corpse was then transported around the school, through band class, a Chinese test, a biology lesson, a full-blown English analysis exam, and an intense APUSH lesson.

Now the corpse should be on its way home, and tomorrow, it will be once again be pulled out of his coffin and sent to school, in the same manner as today. Even if it decays and the skeleton is all that remains, it will still be removed from the coffin and it sent to school, every morning, without exception.

That's that.