I wake up in bed next to the comfort of my girlfriend, who pleasures me before I dress into my gym wear and head off to the gym to put in some work on my abs and biceps. There I meet up with my jock friends, and we hop on our gym equipments while we talk about our plans and some recent sports happenings as we watch the news on a huge television.

Afterwards, I take a nice long shower while blasting Kpop and dress into my expensive leather clothing and put on my gold apparel, custom-made with the words $$D 2018 marked across the chains in all caps.

As I walk outside, I begin to take in the fall breeze typical of Cambridge Massachusetts, and wave hello to acquaintances who're just coming out their dorms to go to breakfast.

At breakfast, I split off with my jock friends and meet up with my nerd friends, a cohort of brilliant mathematicians, scientists, and engineers, and we discuss intellectual topics until it's time to head off to our first class on the art of problem solving taught by special lecturer Richard Rusczyk.

Richard: Now this problem is just scary. A little life hack here: when you see complex notation like this, remember that this is what makes the problem hard. Now, as the saying goes, if we can't do something smart, DO SOMETHING STUPID. Anyone have any ideas how we can approach this?
Me: *raises hand* Yes, we can take the fifth dimensional analog of the parametrical Einsteinium torus and perform a bijection to the topological vector space for which the partial derivative of the Neuberg elliptical curve is defined.
Richard: THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.
Everyone: GOAT GOAT (WOOT inside joke)

Soon after, we head off our separate ways and I decide to spend some time catching on the latest romance-genre anime episodes at the theater, where I flirt with some girls.

At lunch, I go back to my dorm to my girlfriend who cooks for me Vietnamese pho and my dorm friends and I eat while I pull some memorized puns off my bag of tricks that I did in preparation for college life 2 years before.

After lunch, I play some RPG with some close friends before I head off to the stadium to warm up for the game. I discuss tactics with my teammates and coach, and shoot around until the game starts. All my friends - nerds, jocks, girls, boys - are there with banners supporting the MIT basketball team. I play a great game, featuring a baseline dunk and a Steph-Curry-style three pointer from the logo, before hitting the game winning shot. As my teammates celebrate, I jump into a hot bath.

Afterwards, I have some time to kill, so I walk around campus asking for girls' phone number and filming with some friends my next comedy video, until by dinner time we can't walk a step without bursting into laughter.

At dinner, we head off to a couples restaurant in downtown Boston and we eat a delicious buffet with our girlfriends while gossiping about other things. There we play some fun games like I dare you and the story game (like a romance-themed dungeons and dragons game that I invented with some friends a few years ago) and before long it's time to head to the auditorium for my concert.

At the concert, I meet up with my band and we perform a lot of Kpop and Chinese songs, with me having the most solos, mostly raps that make audience go crazy.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! scream the girls.

I also sing Justin Bieber's Baby and my girlfriend acts as Jasmine, cause... why not.

By the time the concert ends, my girlfriend is exhausted so I carry her home prince-charming style and then head off to a pool party, where we watch the closing minutes of the 2020 NBA Finals. More dancing and singing happen and before long everyone are floating in the pool dead of exhaustion. I head back to my dorms, where my girlfriend helps me into bed at 3 AM and in 3 hours I wake up again and repeat the whole day over again.

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Just kidding what am I thinking.

Silly me daydreaming again.

Back to work.