Bill Gates II V.S. Jeff Bezos II
by flec, Jul 18, 2020, 7:43 PM
Bill Gates II V.S. Jeff Bezos II
Bill Gates II was the evilest bunny in the world. He was a big, British bunny . . . and unfortunately his heart wasn’t as big as his body. He attacked everyone and stole so much money that his village had almost no money! That was why everyone feared him. Bill was incredibly rich, and was very proud of it. He carried around all of his money to brag to people. He was genuinely evil, unlike his archenemy, Jeff Bezos II. Jeff was very kind and donated a lot of money each year for charity. Unlike Bill, Jeff actually used his money well. All Bill did was show everyone his money and buy carrots. Jeff and Bill were very different. That was probably why they didn’t get along.
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In the year of 1004 BC, Bill and Jeff were busy trying to get more money than each other. They both wanted to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for “Most Money.” As a result, Bill was robbing more people than ever. Every day, at least thirty people found out that all of their valuable goods had been stolen. However, Bill was so fast that no one could catch him.
The situation got so bad that the governor of the village had to come out.
“Ahem! Fellow rabbits,” the governor, Inslee Rabbit said. “I have come to say that this village may close its doors forever.” she stopped to grab a carrot, and she blew her nose into it. “Mr. Gates II has been creating so much chaos, and nobody can catch him. Rabbits cannot live with this evil bunny. If nothing is done about this, this village is going to be no more!”
All of the rabbits and bunnies began to sob.
This made Jeff very angry. He had to do something to stop Bill.
That night, smart Jeff decided that he had to do something to get rid of all of the money Bill had. That way, he wouldn’t be able to win the Guinness award, which was coming up that day, and his self-esteem would be ruined. He would no longer rob people.
That night, Jeff went to Bill’s carrot-shaped castle. He saw Bill resting happily in the carrot patch, munching on the carrots. When he saw Jeff, he immediately got up angrily.
“Why are you ruining my snack?” snarled Bill. “If you don’t stop, I’m going to call my dad to stop you.” (His dad is Bill Gates)
“Today is the day of the Guinness award,”said Jeff casually. “How much money do you have?”
“I have 900 billion dollars and one cent,” Bill said proudly.
Jeff was going to do a quick retort when suddenly he saw a strange light, along with butterflies and birds. They seemed to be running away. A smart Jeff recognized what this was. He smiled slowly and walked away.
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Bill Gates II did end up winning the Guinness Award by one cent. He was bragging about it to a lot of reporters. Jeff Bezos II was nowhere to be seen.
“How are you so rich, Mr. Gates?” asked a reporter.
“I just am,” smirked Bill. “Unlike you scrawny little eggplants.”
“Mr. Gates, I would very much appreciate it if you shut your---”
Suddenly, every one of the reporters began screeching like a mouse being attacked by a cat. They began sprinting as fast as they could.
“What’s wrong, eggplants?” asked Bill in a sweet, sappy voice. “Is it just the magnitude of my money? Are you jealous?”
“Actually, it’s a Magnitude 9.0 earthquake,” said a voice. It was Jeff! “The earth is cracking right behind you, and I recommend you to run away.”
Bill looked behind, but it was too late. CRACK!!!! He screamed and looked down, only to see the green bills, the things that had meant the most to him, was swallowed up by the black hole. All of the Benjamin Franklins on the bills seemed to be smiling at him; one last farewell. Bill groaned in utter despair and fell to the ground, bawling his eyes out.
As he sobbed, Jeff lingered above him with a smug smile on his face. “Maybe next time, instead of bragging to people about your money, you should study about common sense. Strange lights and animals running away is a sign of an earthquake. Good luck getting into Harvard!”
The End
Bill Gates II was the evilest bunny in the world. He was a big, British bunny . . . and unfortunately his heart wasn’t as big as his body. He attacked everyone and stole so much money that his village had almost no money! That was why everyone feared him. Bill was incredibly rich, and was very proud of it. He carried around all of his money to brag to people. He was genuinely evil, unlike his archenemy, Jeff Bezos II. Jeff was very kind and donated a lot of money each year for charity. Unlike Bill, Jeff actually used his money well. All Bill did was show everyone his money and buy carrots. Jeff and Bill were very different. That was probably why they didn’t get along.
*******
In the year of 1004 BC, Bill and Jeff were busy trying to get more money than each other. They both wanted to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for “Most Money.” As a result, Bill was robbing more people than ever. Every day, at least thirty people found out that all of their valuable goods had been stolen. However, Bill was so fast that no one could catch him.
The situation got so bad that the governor of the village had to come out.
“Ahem! Fellow rabbits,” the governor, Inslee Rabbit said. “I have come to say that this village may close its doors forever.” she stopped to grab a carrot, and she blew her nose into it. “Mr. Gates II has been creating so much chaos, and nobody can catch him. Rabbits cannot live with this evil bunny. If nothing is done about this, this village is going to be no more!”
All of the rabbits and bunnies began to sob.
This made Jeff very angry. He had to do something to stop Bill.
That night, smart Jeff decided that he had to do something to get rid of all of the money Bill had. That way, he wouldn’t be able to win the Guinness award, which was coming up that day, and his self-esteem would be ruined. He would no longer rob people.
That night, Jeff went to Bill’s carrot-shaped castle. He saw Bill resting happily in the carrot patch, munching on the carrots. When he saw Jeff, he immediately got up angrily.
“Why are you ruining my snack?” snarled Bill. “If you don’t stop, I’m going to call my dad to stop you.” (His dad is Bill Gates)
“Today is the day of the Guinness award,”said Jeff casually. “How much money do you have?”
“I have 900 billion dollars and one cent,” Bill said proudly.
Jeff was going to do a quick retort when suddenly he saw a strange light, along with butterflies and birds. They seemed to be running away. A smart Jeff recognized what this was. He smiled slowly and walked away.
******
Bill Gates II did end up winning the Guinness Award by one cent. He was bragging about it to a lot of reporters. Jeff Bezos II was nowhere to be seen.
“How are you so rich, Mr. Gates?” asked a reporter.
“I just am,” smirked Bill. “Unlike you scrawny little eggplants.”
“Mr. Gates, I would very much appreciate it if you shut your---”
Suddenly, every one of the reporters began screeching like a mouse being attacked by a cat. They began sprinting as fast as they could.
“What’s wrong, eggplants?” asked Bill in a sweet, sappy voice. “Is it just the magnitude of my money? Are you jealous?”
“Actually, it’s a Magnitude 9.0 earthquake,” said a voice. It was Jeff! “The earth is cracking right behind you, and I recommend you to run away.”
Bill looked behind, but it was too late. CRACK!!!! He screamed and looked down, only to see the green bills, the things that had meant the most to him, was swallowed up by the black hole. All of the Benjamin Franklins on the bills seemed to be smiling at him; one last farewell. Bill groaned in utter despair and fell to the ground, bawling his eyes out.
As he sobbed, Jeff lingered above him with a smug smile on his face. “Maybe next time, instead of bragging to people about your money, you should study about common sense. Strange lights and animals running away is a sign of an earthquake. Good luck getting into Harvard!”
The End
This post has been edited 1 time. Last edited by flec, Jul 25, 2020, 2:44 AM
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