most annoying clash cards
by flec, Dec 2, 2022, 5:23 AM
okay FINALLYYY im posting my list after literally a long time of consideration (aka a minute and a half)
but here's . . . . top 5? i prob shouldnt be posting tho considering the fact that i have heaps of homework rn but whatever
everyone needs a break right?
lol all nighter here i come
5. goblin barrel just far enough to avoid log
if you guys know what i mean
here's an image to prove myself:

4. ram rider
okay this wouldnt be on the list, but ram rider has that weird executioner-like thingy that makes your troops slow down and turn red and it makes it hard to defend against
plus is gets faster after awhile, so if my opponent puts log to defend against my skarmy i'm basically screwed
plus one hit gets SOOO much damage so at sudden death it would basically take everything
so this is why i hate my opponents using ram rider thanks for coming to my tedtalk
3. rocket
BRO WHEN ITS LIKE SUDDEN DEATH AND MY OPPONENT USES ROCKET CYCLE AND KEEPS TAKING ENDLESS DAMAGE TO MY TOWER ISTG
there's like nothing i can do about it and its so annoying bae
2. freeze/rage
especially a freeze on like mega knight and stuff or a rage when the mega knight jumps
NO RAGE ON BALLOON IS THE WORST ISTG
ok anyways i dont use freeze but if i ever get rage i might use it? idk
depends on whether i want to replace one of my cards or not
1. aaaaaaaaaand number onNENn goes tooooo elixir golem
its literally impossible for the opponent not to get some sort of damage
like my best counter to that is skarmy but then again skarmy is easy to defend against
lool i cant wait to unlock elixir golem and annoy the crap out of my opponents
just place elixir golem at the bridge every time i can cuz its only 3 elixir anyways
if u ask me it should be at least 5
bonus: barbarian hut, goblin hut, furnace, xbow
its annoying to have to counter against everything and stuff
bonus 2: pekka/mega knight + ewiz combo
cuz i use inferno tower to counter and ewiz stops inferno
and then yeah i kinda lose
bonus 3: inferno dragon
NAH u fail to stop inferno dragon and it literally takes ur entire tower in four seconds
then u lose and rage
bonus 4 because 4's my lucky number: MONK!!!!
i used to be a sparky user during battles (yes im ashamed of my distant past) where u could choose ur deck
and every time i tried to use sparky my opponents would use monk
and then bye bye sparky....
dang i hated monk for so long bae

okay but i feel like its singing BOOMBAYAH
if that makes sense hello blinks lol
thanks for listening to my clash rant lool
should i do more of this or stick to more mature entries about life and stuff idk
but here's . . . . top 5? i prob shouldnt be posting tho considering the fact that i have heaps of homework rn but whatever
everyone needs a break right?
lol all nighter here i come
5. goblin barrel just far enough to avoid log
if you guys know what i mean
here's an image to prove myself:

4. ram rider
okay this wouldnt be on the list, but ram rider has that weird executioner-like thingy that makes your troops slow down and turn red and it makes it hard to defend against
plus is gets faster after awhile, so if my opponent puts log to defend against my skarmy i'm basically screwed
plus one hit gets SOOO much damage so at sudden death it would basically take everything
so this is why i hate my opponents using ram rider thanks for coming to my tedtalk
3. rocket
BRO WHEN ITS LIKE SUDDEN DEATH AND MY OPPONENT USES ROCKET CYCLE AND KEEPS TAKING ENDLESS DAMAGE TO MY TOWER ISTG

there's like nothing i can do about it and its so annoying bae
2. freeze/rage
especially a freeze on like mega knight and stuff or a rage when the mega knight jumps
NO RAGE ON BALLOON IS THE WORST ISTG
ok anyways i dont use freeze but if i ever get rage i might use it? idk
depends on whether i want to replace one of my cards or not
1. aaaaaaaaaand number onNENn goes tooooo elixir golem
its literally impossible for the opponent not to get some sort of damage
like my best counter to that is skarmy but then again skarmy is easy to defend against
lool i cant wait to unlock elixir golem and annoy the crap out of my opponents
just place elixir golem at the bridge every time i can cuz its only 3 elixir anyways

bonus: barbarian hut, goblin hut, furnace, xbow
its annoying to have to counter against everything and stuff
bonus 2: pekka/mega knight + ewiz combo
cuz i use inferno tower to counter and ewiz stops inferno
and then yeah i kinda lose
bonus 3: inferno dragon
NAH u fail to stop inferno dragon and it literally takes ur entire tower in four seconds
then u lose and rage
bonus 4 because 4's my lucky number: MONK!!!!
i used to be a sparky user during battles (yes im ashamed of my distant past) where u could choose ur deck
and every time i tried to use sparky my opponents would use monk
and then bye bye sparky....
dang i hated monk for so long bae

okay but i feel like its singing BOOMBAYAH
if that makes sense hello blinks lol
thanks for listening to my clash rant lool
should i do more of this or stick to more mature entries about life and stuff idk
This post has been edited 2 times. Last edited by flec, Dec 2, 2022, 5:24 AM