because i just came back from east coast trip where our privacy got very much invaded
i should ask to the title “on vacation”

1. sleep in front of everyone
either in a really ugly posture or whatever
i’m not one of those kawaii uwu sleepers who are smiling in their sleep with the perfect makeup and clutching the pinterest teddy bears
anyways
i fell asleep on the ferry ride to the statue of liberty and the teachers were literally having a heated debate about the flight cancel stuff two feet in front of me
a bunch of people took pictures of me sleeping on the ferry ride i think which is embarrassing too
i also fell asleep on the bus a ton and one time i had little space so i was leaning against the chair which was probably disgusting to look at !!!!!

2. have anxiety attack
because you tend to be really touchy and sensitive
so you yell at people and also yell gibberish
also the fact that you want to die for a solid 15 minutes

3. trip
i was on my phone and was also in a museum which is not a good combo
tripped over a glass case
in front of the counselor’s daughter tough luck

4. cry
luckily i didn’t but i know a lot of kids who did and they can definitely tell me they wanted to 1. die 2. disappear 3. give everyone who witnessed their tears a concussion and hammer to the head so they can forget about it
don’t get me wrong crying isn’t a weakness… but to some people it is a weakness

5. get into a fight about the shower schedule with a friend
okay my point of view is that if you didn’t shower the day before, you should get first shower the next day.
i refuse to agree that my friend’s pov, which is that this should be about how many times you GOT first shower so if you already got it you’re immediately last shower until everyone else has gotten first shower, is right.
i wanted to take a stickin shower after the humidity and there was no way i was gonna agree to be last shower for the fifth night in a row. so my friend and i were yelling quietly in the middle of george washington’s house (true story)

6. spill stuff
bruh where did i get my stupid clumsiness from literally those pick me girls who act clumsy to be cute gotta stf//u because there is nothing attractive about spilling coca cola on the entire dinner table with 5 middle schoolers and getting it all over you
same with all the girls who faked the panic attacks on the trip to get attention from the boys as a person with genuine ocd/anxiety lemme tell you there’s nothing attractive about real panic attacks. well, maybe fake ones are attractive because all u do is make a sad puppy face and cover your face like ur posing for a selfie
i sound really dry and done and trust me after 9.5 days with a bunch of middle schoolers you’d be the same

gg everyone i hope you guys are having a good summer vaca
cheers