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how to torture everyone you hate

by flec, Nov 16, 2021, 5:13 AM

hai, i will be teaching you an effective way to torture everyone you hate WHILE MAKING YOU SEEM NICE C:
here are the steps. uvu.

1. walk up to your hated person, let's call them enemy number 69
2. smile and say hi
3. if you argued with them before, apologize and ask to be friends C:
4. give enemy number 69 a "food gift" as an apology/tobefriends gift
5. FORCE them to eat your gift

and the gift will be durian

6. after they eat the durian and start vomiting and run to brush their teeth 10 times, act like you're concerned.
7. celebrate

(i came up with this a few moments after i had durian. it was not pretty.)

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This post has been edited 1 time. Last edited by flec, Nov 16, 2021, 5:14 AM

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Hahaha this is hilarious

by AlwaysOnce, Nov 16, 2021, 5:22 AM

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durian taste good

by szheng0312, Nov 16, 2021, 6:30 AM

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Lmhooooo
I’m gonna do this to everyone I hate uwu
Which is a grand total of-
1 person TwT
I’m too nice to hate anyone oofie

by IcyBoba, Nov 16, 2021, 7:45 AM

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ive heard durian smell bad > : (

by v4913, Nov 16, 2021, 11:31 AM

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it tastes even worse bye

by flec, Nov 16, 2021, 4:20 PM

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bruuh durian is really good

doesnt smell good but it tastes awesome

by MrVancoover, Nov 16, 2021, 5:55 PM

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i wanted to try durian but im not sure what i want anymore

by jupey, Nov 17, 2021, 1:40 AM

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ru kidding me
wait why do you like it can i have a reason
durian is nasty imo FSDJFLKS

by flec, Nov 17, 2021, 5:30 AM

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it taste good

by szheng0312, Nov 17, 2021, 5:57 AM

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Never had durian but my parents said that it smells horrible.

by duskstream, Nov 17, 2021, 1:02 PM

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yes it does uvu

by flec, Nov 17, 2021, 4:14 PM

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I'll try that thanks >

by rainbow2011, Nov 17, 2021, 9:57 PM

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I love durian 0.0 so if someone comes up to me and gives me durian i will gobble it down

by MariBerry, Dec 2, 2021, 6:43 PM

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hi super sophomore
by pqr., Yesterday at 10:01 PM
bruh wth am i doing its just /admin never mind.. ok everyone who asked in the last like few months has been added!!
by flec, Mar 2, 2025, 8:03 AM
hey, so my dumb butt hid blog info cuz i used to be petty and care about CSS gatekeeping... i recently switched laptops and forgot how to access it. so, sorry, gimme a sec
by flec, Mar 2, 2025, 8:01 AM
wait contrib plz? <3
by leyele.lee, Feb 21, 2025, 6:48 PM
hii i love ur blog :DD can i have contrib?
by coolestraccoon, Feb 21, 2025, 5:42 AM
hi there
by ultimate_life_form, Jan 27, 2025, 9:51 PM
omg flec your css is amazing and your writing is so interesting
contrib pls?
by cinnamon_e, Dec 27, 2024, 7:34 PM
Contrib?
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CONTRIB?
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by Squidget, Dec 19, 2024, 1:16 AM
*screams for conrib.*
by Pazzaduda, Dec 19, 2024, 12:33 AM
happy birthday noozie!!
by flec, Dec 6, 2024, 4:35 PM
yea i'll scream with you- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by flec, Nov 25, 2024, 8:12 PM
can i scream even though i'm contrib already i feel very angry towards my project sekai luck
by yume_mita, Nov 24, 2024, 11:45 PM
awww i love you guys
by flec, Nov 19, 2024, 6:16 PM
da fug $\text{[math]}$
by gatorpokemon, Jul 10, 2020, 11:46 PM
Hi! Very, very nice blog. Haven’t seen you in a long time. Also can you be a bit more active on my forum?
by 432411, Jul 10, 2020, 11:44 PM
@happymathEZ wow
by rf20008, Jul 10, 2020, 11:32 PM
WOW!
by flec, Jul 10, 2020, 11:28 PM
i can lick my elbow
by happymathEZ, Jul 10, 2020, 10:24 PM
7th shout
i think
xD
by becky1916455, Jul 10, 2020, 9:49 PM
Sure! You helped a lot
by flec, Jul 10, 2020, 8:54 PM
Awesome blog flec!

Could I be a contributor please?
by Blueclay, Jul 10, 2020, 8:03 PM
hi :DD
by CosISaidSo, Jul 10, 2020, 7:32 PM
HI, and thanks!
by flec, Jul 10, 2020, 7:02 PM
Hi, fleccccc!
by Barcarolle, Jul 10, 2020, 6:08 PM
awesome blog flec!
by ARay10, Jul 10, 2020, 6:00 PM
2nd shout!!! You made a blog!!!!
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1st shout!!! yay you made a blog
by The_Squirrel, Jul 10, 2020, 5:51 PM

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