add one more to the list because i am going to sneak in at 6 tomorrow and turn in this assignment and pretend like i turned it in yesterday

okay in my defense i did this three weeks ago and was so productive and then forgot to turn it in so i firmly believe that i deserve the full credit so therefore i am going to stomp in there like an academic weapon and casually slip it into the bottom of the pile

anyways here is my list.

• using a graphing calculator on a math test where the teacher wanted us to graph the x^3 and crap. not the worst thing i did but i mean it still violates academic integrity
• our english teacher would give us 2 days of class time to write essays. she would be like "don't go home and work on it. i trust that all of you have academic integrity." no duh i went home and made my essays perfect you're asking for it.
• "this performance task should reflect your skills" promptly goes home and asks my tutor to edit some things for me
• i remember in 3rd grade (or something) iREADY i had this vocab i had NO idea about but was determined to get it right so i would go on another tab and search "[ ] meaning" without pressing enter so that the teacher couldn't stalk my history and find it.
• gaslighting teachers by writing the wrong dates on my notes (12/10/2023) as "proof" i did them early (actually did it 12/15/2023)
• our science teacher used to reuse early tests. hello google
• wolfram alpha
• mathway
• collabing on math tests using the calculator
• asking previous periods to tell us all of the questions on the test to study the right stuff, and/or the answer to some hard questions (although our teacher said that it was "human nature" so we got a loophole hahah i'm sure they know we do that

i'm very surprised this list isn't as long as i expected it to be. i think it's because school has always been quite easy for me until high school began. however i expect this list to triple as soon as i enter junior year

crap i have a math test tomorrow