korean dads be like
by flec, Oct 22, 2023, 10:06 PM
actual scenarios that have happened of dads dedicating their entire life to taking korean mom's side
woo
sequel to https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c1227506h2955121_korean_mom_in_a_nutshell
dad: business and math master's degree
mom: 1+1=3
me: no it's 2
mom: what is wrong with you? i didn't raise you to be this stupid
me: dad?
dad: mom is right
willing to put is entire major on his line just to be on mom's side
dad: flec i dont care how bad of a grade you get as long as you are happy
mom: *slaps me for getting an a-*
dad: *slaps me with her*
me: why are you slapping me you literally said i could get a bad grade if i was happy and a- isn't even bad
dad: i never said that
comforts me without comforting me
dad: (wears adidas pants every day) i'm fashionable
mom: YASSS
me:
i'm fashionable
mom: EWWWWWWW
(jk guys im not that pretty but you get the idea)
(and yes i promise im more fashionable than dad)
(everyone is)
dad: look at this picture of me i'm so hot am i?
mom: OMG
me: look at this picture of me (not actually my picture)
mom: why did i have such an ugly baby
somehow makes korean mom love him while not even trying while me tryhards and achieves 0.1% of her love
me: forgets to wipe the table for one meal
dad: screams
me: back from 13 hours of a volleyball tournament and eats 1 piece of sugar to recharge
dad: you unhealthy piece of crap
also dad: finishes one family size pack of doritoes in 35 minutes
food is important, family manners is important, but *sunshine emoji* i am exempt from it!
dad: smokes, cholesterol, gets mad too easily, bad eating habits
me: also gets mad too easily and has bad eating habits
dad: flec you have such bad habits and you are going to fail in life because of them and i didn't raise you to be like this
me: u CANNOT be talking
mom: gets mad too easily, has bad eating habits, yells 24/7, sensitive as heck, stressed out about tiniest things, dies if the house isn't clean
dad: i love you
me: gets mad too easily, has bad eating habits, yells 24/7, sensitive as heck, stressed out about tiniest things, dies over everything
dad: i hate you
mom: screaming her intestines out
dad: you are my religion, my divinity, my life and my afterlife
me: mildly annoyed
dad: stop being disrespectful you little failure
bias towards korean mom in the most obvious way but acts like he doesnt know crap about it
woo
sequel to https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c1227506h2955121_korean_mom_in_a_nutshell
dad: business and math master's degree
mom: 1+1=3
me: no it's 2
mom: what is wrong with you? i didn't raise you to be this stupid
me: dad?
dad: mom is right
willing to put is entire major on his line just to be on mom's side
dad: flec i dont care how bad of a grade you get as long as you are happy
mom: *slaps me for getting an a-*
dad: *slaps me with her*
me: why are you slapping me you literally said i could get a bad grade if i was happy and a- isn't even bad
dad: i never said that
comforts me without comforting me
dad: (wears adidas pants every day) i'm fashionable
mom: YASSS
me:
i'm fashionable
mom: EWWWWWWW
(jk guys im not that pretty but you get the idea)
(and yes i promise im more fashionable than dad)
(everyone is)
dad: look at this picture of me i'm so hot am i?
mom: OMG
me: look at this picture of me (not actually my picture)
mom: why did i have such an ugly baby
somehow makes korean mom love him while not even trying while me tryhards and achieves 0.1% of her love
me: forgets to wipe the table for one meal
dad: screams
me: back from 13 hours of a volleyball tournament and eats 1 piece of sugar to recharge
dad: you unhealthy piece of crap
also dad: finishes one family size pack of doritoes in 35 minutes
food is important, family manners is important, but *sunshine emoji* i am exempt from it!
dad: smokes, cholesterol, gets mad too easily, bad eating habits
me: also gets mad too easily and has bad eating habits
dad: flec you have such bad habits and you are going to fail in life because of them and i didn't raise you to be like this
me: u CANNOT be talking
mom: gets mad too easily, has bad eating habits, yells 24/7, sensitive as heck, stressed out about tiniest things, dies if the house isn't clean
dad: i love you
me: gets mad too easily, has bad eating habits, yells 24/7, sensitive as heck, stressed out about tiniest things, dies over everything
dad: i hate you
mom: screaming her intestines out
dad: you are my religion, my divinity, my life and my afterlife
me: mildly annoyed
dad: stop being disrespectful you little failure
bias towards korean mom in the most obvious way but acts like he doesnt know crap about it
This post has been edited 1 time. Last edited by flec, Oct 22, 2023, 10:07 PM
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