in school buses/away game buses/asian buses

1. person on their phone the entire ride
(really boring if you're sitting next to them)

2. person who sleeps the entire time
aka me on the way home from an away game that was like 1 hour away
i feel bad for the people sitting next to me every time we hit a curb
and i also feel bad for the people that have to wake me up when we get there because once i sleep i sleep until it's either been 13 hours or a boulder falls on the bus

3. person who plays that game where one person puts the phone on their head and there's a word on it and the other people describe the word to them and the person with the phone on their head has to guess it
i dont know what it's called

4. person who eats the entire way there

5. person who talks tea with the people around them (also me)

6. person who sings karaoke with their friends
and of course most of them have to be the worst singers out there

7. person who's getting crushed by other people all the time

8. person who literally falls every time the bus turns a corner

9. person who always sprints and steals your seat 24/7 and most of the time it's a really old asian grandma so you can't say anything without looking rude

joke of the week:
a panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. after he finishes eating, he pulls out a gun and shoots a bunch of innocent people.

"why did you do that?" the bartender screams. "those were... innocent people!!! you just killed innocent people!!!"

the panda tosses him a phone search and says, "i'm a panda. read it."

description of panda: large mammal native to china. eats shoots and leaves

get it?
shoots and leaves
as in bamboo shoots and leaves
but can also sound like eats, shoots, and leaves