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To Winston Haters

by flec, Mar 10, 2021, 5:40 PM

To Winston Haters:

I DARE you to come over to my house and NOT SMILE when Winston purrs.
I DARE you to look at Winston's handsome and floofy fur and NOT PET HIM.
I DARE you to look away when Winston puts his sock paws on your legs.
I DARE you to insult him when he brings you a toy.
I DARE you to yell at him when he starts being cute.
I DARE you to go away when Winston starts following you.
I DARE you to NOT UWU while looking at pictures and videos of Winston.

IF YOU DO ALL OF THESE, I'll accept the fact that you hate Winston.
not really though

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winston is gud kat

uwu

But me need to stay 25 trillion miles away from him since I'm traveling to proxima centauri rn

by LucBob, Mar 10, 2021, 5:46 PM

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YES nobody should hate winston because WINSTON PROOO

by kavya.rajesh, Mar 10, 2021, 5:51 PM

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Ok plz dare me I would love to go to your house and meet you xDDDDD

by szheng0312, Mar 10, 2021, 6:12 PM

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Cents:
“So you have chosen death”
/lh

by RedFlame2112, Mar 10, 2021, 7:35 PM

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flec whats your address ill come :)

by tongtong-icy, Mar 10, 2021, 10:10 PM

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I'm not going to come any time soon

since it would be wired

plus I don't think I can

I'm 6 ~~feet~~ light-years away

by LucBob, Mar 10, 2021, 10:17 PM

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my address is {insert flec address here}

by flec, Mar 10, 2021, 11:52 PM

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We love and we hate him so we must replace him.

by tenebrine, Mar 12, 2021, 5:38 PM

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You have NO reason to hate Winston

by flec, Mar 12, 2021, 7:18 PM

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My dog is so much cuter

by dragoon, Apr 13, 2021, 3:11 PM

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Winston = best cat in the ~~world~~ Universe

by Andrew2019, Apr 13, 2021, 7:46 PM

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YESSSSSSSSSSSS

by flec, May 29, 2021, 4:41 PM

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hi super sophomore
by pqr., Yesterday at 10:01 PM
bruh wth am i doing its just /admin never mind.. ok everyone who asked in the last like few months has been added!!
by flec, Mar 2, 2025, 8:03 AM
hey, so my dumb butt hid blog info cuz i used to be petty and care about CSS gatekeeping... i recently switched laptops and forgot how to access it. so, sorry, gimme a sec
by flec, Mar 2, 2025, 8:01 AM
wait contrib plz? <3
by leyele.lee, Feb 21, 2025, 6:48 PM
hii i love ur blog :DD can i have contrib?
by coolestraccoon, Feb 21, 2025, 5:42 AM
hi there
by ultimate_life_form, Jan 27, 2025, 9:51 PM
omg flec your css is amazing and your writing is so interesting
contrib pls?
by cinnamon_e, Dec 27, 2024, 7:34 PM
Contrib?
by rayliu985, Dec 23, 2024, 5:09 PM
CONTRIB?
by Moonlight11, Dec 19, 2024, 6:47 PM
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by Squidget, Dec 19, 2024, 1:16 AM
*screams for conrib.*
by Pazzaduda, Dec 19, 2024, 12:33 AM
happy birthday noozie!!
by flec, Dec 6, 2024, 4:35 PM
yea i'll scream with you- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by flec, Nov 25, 2024, 8:12 PM
can i scream even though i'm contrib already i feel very angry towards my project sekai luck
by yume_mita, Nov 24, 2024, 11:45 PM
awww i love you guys
by flec, Nov 19, 2024, 6:16 PM
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by gatorpokemon, Jul 10, 2020, 11:46 PM
Hi! Very, very nice blog. Haven’t seen you in a long time. Also can you be a bit more active on my forum?
by 432411, Jul 10, 2020, 11:44 PM
@happymathEZ wow
by rf20008, Jul 10, 2020, 11:32 PM
WOW!
by flec, Jul 10, 2020, 11:28 PM
i can lick my elbow
by happymathEZ, Jul 10, 2020, 10:24 PM
7th shout
i think
xD
by becky1916455, Jul 10, 2020, 9:49 PM
Sure! You helped a lot
by flec, Jul 10, 2020, 8:54 PM
Awesome blog flec!

Could I be a contributor please?
by Blueclay, Jul 10, 2020, 8:03 PM
hi :DD
by CosISaidSo, Jul 10, 2020, 7:32 PM
HI, and thanks!
by flec, Jul 10, 2020, 7:02 PM
Hi, fleccccc!
by Barcarolle, Jul 10, 2020, 6:08 PM
awesome blog flec!
by ARay10, Jul 10, 2020, 6:00 PM
2nd shout!!! You made a blog!!!!
by bubbletea070821, Jul 10, 2020, 5:54 PM
1st shout!!! yay you made a blog
by The_Squirrel, Jul 10, 2020, 5:51 PM

2042 shouts

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