how do you get an elephant to get in the fridge?
1) open fridge door
2) put elephant in
3) shut fridge door

how do you get an elephant to get in the fridge? pt2
1) get a psychologist to hypnotize elephant. repeat slowly "you are a rabbit. you are a rabbit. you are a rabbit."
2) elephant will think it is a rabbit
3) so when you tell it to get in the fridge, it will think it is small and that it will fit so it will go in the fridge. shut the door.

how do you get an elephant to get in the fridge? pt3
1) starve elephant while giving it a personal trainer to exercise
2) it will be very skinny
3) it will be very weak too
3) shove elephant in fridge
4) shut the door

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extra laughs:

how do you kill an elephant with a single needle?
1) poke elephant with needle
2) wait
3) wait until the elephant dies finally

an immigrant accidentally hit a deer
panicking, he called 911
he screamed,
"i hit the rudolph! i hit the rudolph! i hit the rudolph!"
"ok buddy is santa okay"

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i'm so funny i'm going to tell these to my crush on tuesday