oh yeah, you're reading the title right. it says cat the chicken
and it is a series that i wrote in second grade.
no judging allowed because we all do stupid things when we're seven.
if you're going to judge, here, make me search through your second-grade drive before you judge uwu

I'm only sharing this to make people laugh anyways
and because i make bad life choices

i consider my book series in second grade actually really impressive. one of them is 57 pages long in length, plus i wrote four of books in the series. Click to reveal hidden text the book legit made me the most popular kid in 2nd grade for a long time, not even lying here . but it is also not impressive because it is just 57 pages of a fat penguin traveling the world and squishing this with his a$$.

here are some quotes that i kind of like from this short story, cat the chicken. like the title says, it's about a really fat chicken named cat KEKW

“DANG it!” cried Fartso Farmer. “I weigh 100,000.1 more pounds than yesterday!"

"Suddenly, a really fat granny came to hug Cat. “Ooh, I will have you for dinner!” she shouted happily."

"Just then, a woman with too much lipstick went into a police department. Cat knew immediately that he was falling in LOVE."



welp yeah kekw its not that funny but its very cringe worthy
if you're cringing over your own writing
just read what flec wrote in 2nd grade
bye now