korean mom in a nutshell

by flec, Nov 6, 2022, 6:28 PM

true scenarios that happen with fellow korean mom!!
dear, everyone that goes chinese moms/indian moms are the worst, you unfortunately now have another competitor :/

korean mom: 1+1=200
me: no, i think it's 2
korean mom: U DISRESPECTFUL SHEET!! put ur hands up and stand in the corner

me: gets home from 5 hours of volleyball, 6 hours of school during exam week
me: eats dinner first
korean mom: U MUST WAIT FOR UR ELDERS TO EAT FIRST FOR YOU TO EAT

the older you are, the more authority you have, no matter how crappy of a human being you are

6 year old me: gets a-
korean mom: *slaps me with fly swatter*
6 year old me: *cries*
korean mom: *slaps me more*
6 year old me: *cries*
korean mom: *hugs me* you know i only do this because i love you, right?
6 year old me: HUUUUUUUH

korean mom: U DOOKING PIECE OF SHEET! U GODDARN LITTLE AHH!! WHAT IS WRONG W U? LEAVE THIS HOUSE!!
me: mom stop
korean mom: YOU ARE SO RUDE! WHEN DID I TEACH U DO ACT THIS WAY?!! *slap slap slap slap*

actual scenario that proves ^^^^ again

korean mom: we are taking away ur phone for getting an a-
me: dad... u told me an a- is good
korean dad: *sweating nervously* ur mom is right
me: u betrayed me and ik that ull never be sorry for the way that i hurt

me: *accidentally slurps my noodles a little*
korean mom: THAT IS NOT OUR HERITAGE! U DISRESPECT OUR ANCESTORS!!
me: oh.
korean mom: u didnt apologize? do you know that only losers don't apologize for their actions?
me: are you calling me a loser indirectly
korean mom: no

*looney tunes ending music*
thanks for reading

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owo so true though
tough love ;w;

by ilvyu2, Nov 6, 2022, 6:30 PM

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As a fellow Korean with a Korean mom, I can confirm that this post is accurate

by Turtle09, Nov 6, 2022, 6:44 PM

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Quote:

korean mom: 1+1=200
me: no, i think it's 2
korean mom: U DISRESPECTFUL SHEET!! put ur hands up and stand in the corner

lol my mom does that too

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me: gets home from 5 hours of volleyball, 6 hours of school during exam week
me: eats dinner first
korean mom: U MUST WAIT FOR UR ELDERS TO EAT FIRST FOR YOU TO EAT

oof

at least my mom doesn't do that

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6 year old me: gets a-
korean mom: *slaps me with fly swatter*
6 year old me: *cries*
korean mom: *slaps me more*
6 year old me: *cries*
korean mom: *hugs me* you know i only do this because i love you, right?
6 year old me: HUUUUUUUH

at least your mom hugged you

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korean mom: U DOOKING PIECE OF SHEET! U GODDARN LITTLE AHH!! WHAT IS WRONG W U? LEAVE THIS HOUSE!!
me: mom stop
korean mom: YOU ARE SO RUDE! WHEN DID I TEACH U DO ACT THIS WAY?!! *slap slap slap slap*

my mom did that too

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we are taking away ur phone for getting an a-

lol my mom took my phone away bc i dropped it

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me: *accidentally slurps my noodles a little*
korean mom: THAT IS NOT OUR HERITAGE! U DISRESPECT OUR ANCESTORS!!
me: oh.
korean mom: u didnt apologize? do you know that only losers don't apologize for their actions?
me: are you calling me a loser indirectly
korean mom: no

wow korean moms are mean

by purplepenguin2, Nov 6, 2022, 6:46 PM

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literally all asian parents though-

by ilvyu2, Nov 6, 2022, 6:52 PM

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lool some of these traits are those unique to korean moms

by flec, Nov 6, 2022, 6:56 PM

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i mean honestly my parents do this too :’)
except for in the 2nd scenario they won’t allow me to eat dinner at all sometimes-

by ilvyu2, Nov 6, 2022, 7:02 PM

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oh yeah dont eat dinner is a common asian phrase, especially if you get a d

by flec, Nov 6, 2022, 7:09 PM

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I have an A- in english I’m hoping my mom doesn’t notice

But it was my fault I was doing amc problems instead of paying attention oops

by Turtle09, Nov 6, 2022, 7:18 PM

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oh yeah dont eat dinner is a common asian phrase, especially if you get a d

interesting...
if i tried to skip dinner my parents would force me to eat dinner

by purplepenguin2, Nov 6, 2022, 7:21 PM

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@turtle dang i watch hamster vids on yt and draw until i drop

by flec, Nov 6, 2022, 7:28 PM

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relatable for some parts, even tho i'm not korean lol

by mathical8, Nov 6, 2022, 10:47 PM

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i feel so bad for u! i'm chinese and have a chinese mom, but she isn't that bad. just yells a lot. i think yes, there is another competitor.

by lip27, Nov 7, 2022, 1:26 AM

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woww i'm really impressed! she yells at you but you still think highly of her ;; u must be a really nice person

my mom yells a lot too ;; being completely honest, when she yells for no reason i lose respect for her for like half a second before reality strikes

by flec, Nov 7, 2022, 4:18 AM

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meanwhile americans trying to find the difference between chinese and korean people in general -

by szheng0312, Nov 7, 2022, 4:54 AM

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bro i always get called japanese and not chinese its weird ;w;
whenever ppl say that my mom gets so mad LOOL bcz of korean + japanese history yk

by flec, Nov 7, 2022, 5:00 AM

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bro my parents / friends say that i look japanese ;-;
personally in general i find it easy to distinguish chinese and koreans-

by ilvyu2, Nov 7, 2022, 5:26 AM

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omg yes
my mom would make me stand in the corner with my hands up and my arms would hurt
and if i eat before my dad my mom looks at me extremely judgmentally and is like "woooooow you must've been really hungry to DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS"
and after my dad would verbally destroy me for 2 hours he'd hug me while i cry and im so confused
and whenever i slurp my noodles my mom gets so mad
or when i lift my bowl with my hand
then she says some racist things

by jupey, Nov 7, 2022, 7:31 AM

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jupey thats literally my entire life in a nutshell
my dad screamed the crap outta me then i was in bed fuming and he was like "im sorry i love u"
and i was like
o . o
my parents get mad if i dont clean the table and help out with meals and stuff

by flec, Nov 7, 2022, 3:03 PM

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+ more cussing

by NoSignOfTheta, Nov 7, 2022, 3:09 PM

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huuh wdym? that the parents would swear at me? if so yes LOL. ur right

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by flec, Nov 7, 2022, 7:38 PM

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nah i was talking about my parents
one time at halloween when i was like 8 years old there was like a
take 1 sign

i took like 5
and my parents got pissed

+ more cussing

by NoSignOfTheta, Nov 7, 2022, 7:43 PM

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LMHOOOOOO
take 1 is basically a free advertisement to take more

by flec, Nov 7, 2022, 7:48 PM

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lol and not lol at the same time

oof and haha at the same time

50% relatable- my family doesnt really do the ancestor thing but oh boy. the a- thing is really relatable ;w;

by yume_mita, Nov 8, 2022, 3:29 AM

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"we are asians not bsians"
"we are asians not a-sians"

by flec, Nov 8, 2022, 4:45 AM

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we're asians not esians

east asians exist o.o
e-asians

by yume_mita, Nov 8, 2022, 6:06 PM

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Hi mom I got a E in math is that good

by Turtle09, Nov 8, 2022, 6:46 PM

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whatever thats not a+++++ is not good!!
eat sh******

by flec, Nov 8, 2022, 6:47 PM

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Lol but actually if you get a E on report card in my school that’s for ur like citizenship and behavior in class
E= excellent

But when my mom saw my report card
She thought it was E as in like my actual grade
And uh
Self explanatory after that

by Turtle09, Nov 8, 2022, 6:49 PM

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RIP turtel09

2009 (or 2008????) - 202X

i remember that lol i got E once and my mom was like whatttt you stupid little sheet

by yume_mita, Nov 8, 2022, 7:01 PM

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a=average results
b=below average
c=catch a cockroach and eat it / cook a hot soup and jump in
d=dont eat dinner
e=eat sheet
f=find a new home

from a tiktoker hehe except the e which i made up

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