Here are a ton of reasons why you'd NEVER EVER want to meet me in real life.
Yes, a few of you said that it would be nice, but no you're wrong.

1) I'm very awkward, introverted, and a complete fool.
I'm very awkward, yes, and I can never start a conversation by myself. I also hate it when people look me directly in the eye and can't stop myself from flinching, which makes both me and the other person feel uneasy.

2) I have nothing to talk about.
I lose words when people talk to me. I find it much better talking online, and when you ask me face-to-face I'll freeze

3) I can get mad.
Rule 1: When flec gets mad, she's mad. No stopping her.

4) My voice is not audible.
My voice tends to be pretty quiet, and I have to turn my mic up all the way for people to be able to hear me online. So when I actually DO talk, you can't hear me and you don't know what in the world I'm saying. You'll probably have to nod along, pretend that you know, and will probably feel very confused and awkward.

5) I will be more engaged in talking to your pet than to you.
I have a better connection with animals than people, and if you have a dog or cat or something, I'll probably sit down, start petting it, and ignore you. Oops.

6) I do not like certain activities.
Karaoke, dancing, running, talking, and some activities are things that I will never, ever do, no matter how much you ask. This will make you bored.

7) I'm not a very likable person in general.
I don't like people that much, and the way I talk and the things I do lead to people describing me as "bitter" "idiotic" "weird" and other sorts of things quite often. You certainly don't want to know the flec in real life.

Okay, so, I hope you convinced me.
Please don't come over to stalk me