you think you look amazing and then you watch the footage of you playing
and you're like oh..

i dived so perfectly (or i thought so) after a ball and got it up and i genuinely believed that i was so graceful..
then i looked back on the footage and i was like
oh
i look like a coyote death dropping to the floor and then sliding 2 feet

i also got like 10 aces with my jump serve
and i was like "my new jump serve is so beautiful and admirable"
and then i look at the footage
and i'm basically galloping 1 millimeter into the air and smacking the ball
and i was like
oh

me thinking i jumped at least 20 inches with my kill
looking back on the footage
i was like
oh
is that even 10 inches..

oh