Flec Is Lazier Than Sloths
by flec, Dec 21, 2020, 4:52 AM
Flec is very lazy.
Don't you deny it.
I have proof below.
So today my family and I went to this park with a baseball stadium to play wiffleball and football
I was excited I guess because it's been a long time since I've played.
But apparently now I lost all my energy and am really lazy.
First I got like 1000 strikes in a row.
Then, after I got like 3 home runs I got tired and we moved on to football.
But I couldn't catch a SINGLE ball and basically I was slumping towards bases and trying to catch the ball but falling over.
Then I tripped over third base and the ball hit my arms and fell out.
And THEN I attempted to throw the ball but instead almost hit my dad in the head.
And then by the time we went home, I had a score of:
69,420 strikes
3 home runs
2 catches
69,420 misses
1 side ache
1 aching back
69,420 beads of sweat coming down my entire body
Yeah, I'm lazy.
Corona has made me lazy.
Don't you deny it.
I have proof below.
So today my family and I went to this park with a baseball stadium to play wiffleball and football

I was excited I guess because it's been a long time since I've played.
But apparently now I lost all my energy and am really lazy.
First I got like 1000 strikes in a row.
Then, after I got like 3 home runs I got tired and we moved on to football.
But I couldn't catch a SINGLE ball and basically I was slumping towards bases and trying to catch the ball but falling over.
Then I tripped over third base and the ball hit my arms and fell out.
And THEN I attempted to throw the ball but instead almost hit my dad in the head.
And then by the time we went home, I had a score of:
69,420 strikes
3 home runs
2 catches
69,420 misses
1 side ache
1 aching back
69,420 beads of sweat coming down my entire body
Yeah, I'm lazy.
Corona has made me lazy.